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My math teacher was a volunteer first responder (in NY), she left school to help out during 9/11 and was fired for not showing back up for two weeks.

Remerry Report

Final score:

363points

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General kenobi 3 years ago

Wait what?!

138points

My AP English teacher got high on painkillers, broke into someone’s house, and ate their soup.

nip-nop Report

Final score:

283points

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wade winston wilson 3 years ago

what lol

100points

K Killian 3 years ago

His teacher was Goldilocks.

22points

tomruns12 3 years ago

What kind of soup? It's important.

33points

TheReader19 3 years ago

Alphabet of course 😂

38points

Sophia Atkinson 3 years ago

I feel bad that I find this hilarious

19points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

Why feel bad? This is hilarious.

5points

Eliza Schuyler 3 years ago

ATE THEIR SOUP! WHAT?! THATS ALMOST AS BAD AS STEALING THEIR POTATOES

14points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

Steaing chips....

0points

Annabeth Chase 3 years ago

'And ate their soup' this is perfect. I mean, awful, but perfect.

13points

Ella Greenman 3 years ago

OMG THE ANNABETH CHASE!!! I am your BIGGEST fan. Fellow daughter of Athena as well!

4points

S O N G O 3 years ago

Not the soup! Was it too hot, too cold, or jusssst right?

12points

Broken Angel 3 years ago

NOT THE SOUP!

12points

Virgil Sanders 3 years ago

my fave part of the story is "ate their soup." XD

10points

N G 3 years ago

"Ate their soup"? Is that some weird euphemism that I'm now too old for, or was it literal soup?

9points

danielw 3 years ago

I'm assuming it's canned soup. or something. I really hope that's not a euphemism.

5points

kim morris 3 years ago

Was it good soup?

8points

Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago

Hey, when you need soup...

7points

Isaiah poop 3 years ago

Can you blame them? It’s soup...

7points

Chich 3 years ago

NOT THE SOUP!

6points

CatWoman312 3 years ago

Sounds like the story of Goldilocks

6points

The Dave 3 years ago

Hope the soup was good.

6points

J Sizz 3 years ago

Teacher would've been fine up until they ate the soup.

5points

Coffeecat 3 years ago

Imagine taking all of your painkillers and being like "Mm yes I would like some soup"

4points

Id row 3 years ago

Yep, that'll do it.

4points

Eslamala 3 years ago

This is hilarious!

4points

The Deez 3 years ago

"...and ate their soup." ROFL! What an unexpected ending!!

3points

Abigail Seaholtz 3 years ago

NOT THE SOUP!

3points

kjorn 3 years ago

he shouldn't have eat their soup... the monster

3points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 3 years ago

I cannot stop laughing

3points

Cornbin 3 years ago

I mean if you are going to break into someone's house you have to do something

2points

Annabeth Chase 3 years ago

I'm just glad Mr. Blofis is better then this. And Chiron!

1point

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

LOL

1point

the annoying theatre kid 3 years ago

best way to go

1point

Piper McLean 3 years ago

I’m sorry but that’s sorta funny

1point

AlmightyOne 3 years ago

Wait what-

1point

Abigail Nagel 3 years ago

‘And ate their soup’ 😂

1point

Ash Trash 3 years ago

Did your teacher perhaps have golden locks? Was the house perchance owned by three bears? Did they take a nap afterwards?

1point

Jean Smit 3 years ago

I love this. Haha

1point

Michelle Rutherford 3 years ago

😆😂

1point

Gracie Jay 3 years ago

😂 that needs more upvotes!!

1point

surprised pikachu 3 years ago

mustve been some REAL good soup

1point

GoldenSnitch!! 3 years ago

soup?

1point

Kai Scadden 3 years ago

aNd AtE tHeIr SoUp

0points

Robert Robi Z 3 years ago

He/she should have eaten at least a pizza.

0points

Brandon Hart 3 years ago

Ambien?

0points

Emerald 3 years ago (edited)

Goldilocks and the three bears-esque. But with drugs.

0points

Emerald 3 years ago

LMAOOOO SOUP

0points

QuotedPrawn7490 3 years ago

What. Why the soup? What soup? If it was chicken noodle she deserved it

0points

TheHappyBookCat 3 years ago

I JUST CAN'T-

0points

ravn 3 years ago

Aw hell, that happen to anyone right?

0points

Jonathan 3 years ago

Kinda not believing this. I used to be a painkiller addict and believe me, the last thing you wanna do is eat as that starts to take the high away.

0points

Evelyn Haskins 3 years ago

NOt the SOUP!@!!!

0points

Andrée-Anne Martel 3 years ago

What kind of painkiller mash you up enough to break into a house?

0points

Stew King 3 years ago

Hope it was alphabet soup...

0points

Jeni Gunn 3 years ago

That's such a disappointing end to that story. Soup? C'mon man.

0points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

"My Campbell's!" "Mr. Campbell? Is that you?"

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

We’ve all had days like that.

0points

Full of Giggles 3 years ago

He had the munchies.

0points

Debbie Lavender 3 years ago

Soup, lol!

0points

Lucy Shupe 3 years ago

Just their soup, I mean what about the nuts. Age, generated comment.

0points

Natalie Seaton 3 years ago

Was it a Home Ec teacher?

0points

InfectedVoice 3 years ago

What soup though, that's what I want to know.

0points

deanna woods 3 years ago

That's actually a reason to be fired.

0points

Emerald Lane 3 years ago

Goldilocks?

0points

Ayia Grace 3 years ago

Not the soup!

0points

A Random Panda 3 years ago

Goldielocks?

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 3 years ago

Lmao I have no words

0points

Joe Alvarez 3 years ago

Is this like the new Goldilocks👌

0points

Scagsy 3 years ago

I think I know him! He was one of the three bears.

0points

Hilary Mol 3 years ago

Dear god, not the Progresso!!

0points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Only soup?

0points

ＱＵＩＮＣＹ—ＰＬＵＴＯ 3 years ago

Was someone following him.....?

0points

wade winston wilson 3 years ago

hot cold justttttttttttt right im imagining principal snyder from buffy

0points

phantom buni 3 years ago

SOUP MONSTER WANT COOKIE NOW.

0points

𝖊𝖆 3 years ago

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One of my high school teaches was caught on To Catch a Predator.

123fro Report

Final score:

268points

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*me* 3 years ago

*facepalm*

81points

They found out he was gay. He was a chaperone for the 8th grade east coast trip, and parents of boys got all up in arms that he had access to their hotel rooms. No student has ever accused him of anything inappropriate.

PearlLurkingHere Report

Final score:

265points

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*me* 3 years ago

That’s dumb

159points

Oh boy where to start. Elementary school nurse was fired for taking the kids’ medications. HS band teacher slept with a 15 yr old. Swim coach left a hotel that he was at with his mistress drunk and killed someone with his car. My high school had like 400 students.

clarkcubed Report

Final score:

242points

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Manta 3 years ago (edited)

My man, your school district is (and I say this as kindly as possible) cursed.

134points

Explained Elasticity by pulling the Bra strap of a girl.

Er_Strange_ Report

Final score:

230points

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*me* 3 years ago

What the f? Why? Why are people so SEXIST!?

92points

RepentantLeafyGreens Report

Our new band teacher was a young guy, fresh out of college. His first year teaching and he embezzled about a thousand dollars from the band’s funds. He got arrested and his possible future career ruined for a thousand bucks.

Edit: Probably my favorite part of the story was that he went by the name Mr. E. So once he was gone, the ruthless band kids referred to him as Mr. Embezzlement.

Final score:

228points

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*me* 3 years ago

Savage

48points

A co-worker teacher got fired two weeks in the new semester, when instead of uploading a video related to his subject, he instead accidentally continued a previously paused hardcore lesbian scene on the big interactive screen.

The computer he was using was slow and crappytoo so he couldn't quickly exit the video. It went on for a good 30 seconds before someone pulled the plug on the screen around the same time he lobbed the laptop about 30 feet across the class.

Sean_0510 Report

Final score:

220points

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wade winston wilson 3 years ago

lol

54points

#10

Kindergarden teacher would dig furrows into kids arms with her long, sharp nails by basically holding their arms real tightly. She did this if she caught them misbehaving during recess. It happened to me when I was running when I shouldn't have, I think ( this was nearly 40 years ago). I showed the principle my arm as he was walking out one day and she was fired on the spot. I think I was 4 at the time and didn't realize exactly what I did at the time.

Ar_Ciel Report

Final score:

216points

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GoldenSnitch!! 3 years ago

Omg! That is so cruel!

81points

#11

One of the elementary school teachers at the district I went to got arrested for making his class worship him like he was a cult leader. He was totally bonkers.

sandyandy12 Report

Final score:

211points

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*me* 3 years ago

I’m not sure if I should laugh or run

107points

#12

Dating a 16 year old female student - he was also a PE teacher

EDIT: I should clarify that he did do jail time and is on the sex offenders register

caalofduty Report

Final score:

197points

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*me* 3 years ago

57points

#13

Had a teacher in hs, he taught English and was the jv fb coach he was a good man and well liked. His wife worked directly below him teaching geography and pregnant, her family was known in the area for owning an apple orchard. They had their dream. The school officers daughter started saying she slept with him he denied but was promptly fired. He had a mental breakdown his wife divorced him last I know he was working at a tgi fridays. His wife remarried and had another kid. The girl who lied came forward after and said she lied but it was to late he remained fired life ruined, she and her father transfered and moved out of town. That girl ruined his life and got no real consequences. Tragic.

dcy123 Report

Final score:

194points

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*me* 3 years ago

Damn she got him fired, divorced, and lost almost everything including his would be child

108points

#14

Man do I got a story for this one. I apologize for the length but its worth a read.

So I got a job as a PE teacher/coach at a K-12 school. It was the beginning of my second year and rumors were going around about a teacher having a relationship with a student. I just thought it was a rumor and moved on. A few days later we have a cross country meet and i have to get to the school at 5:30 am to leave for the meet. I noticed another car in the parking lot, which was gated closed, and no one around. This has never happened so I called one of the other coaches and he was not sure and found it strange. I dont think much of it and go about my day. We get back from the meet around noon and the car is still there.

Turns out it is one of the high school teachers car that was left from the day before. I thought it was car troubles and decided to not think much of it. I arrive back to school on Monday and boy howdy did sh*t hit fan. The car was left at over the weekend not because of car troubles but much. Much. MUCH worse reasons.

The car was left over the entire 48 hour weekend because the teacher who owned the car had a mental breakdown in class, couldn't control it and had his sister, who also worked at the school, take him home. He had a breakdown because his gf broke up with him. His gf... was HIS STUDENT. So once the story was confirmed the police came and searched his classroom. His classroom had empty liquor bottles in the desk and his room was a mess.

The teacher was fired and that was the last I heard of him. However, the story doesn't end there folks. Because the sister of the convicted teacher was behind everything. Helped them arrange dates, meet ups, and covered for him to keep the story hidden. She was fired a week later.

I left the education world after that semester and never looked back.

Seabear04 Report

Final score:

175points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

Hmmm.. School is so much more then learning, at my school the kids sell/do drugs.

35points

#15

Two teachers, they got caught having sex in a classroom

urfrennico Report

Final score:

174points

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*me* 3 years ago

Just like skinner and krabapple

77points

#16

My sociology teacher in high school was fired for throwing an chalkboard eraser at a sleeping students head. He was a great teacher, and always did this in good humor. Obviously not a great idea in retrospect, but we all knew that we could get away with sleeping in his class if we didn't mind getting an eraser upside the head if he noticed. I heard he was fired a few years after I graduated high school, and that kinda bummed me out.

Probably deserving of a reprimand of some sort, but not getting fired.

JustAnotherF Report

Final score:

167points

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Anonymous User 3 years ago

My oldest son had a teacher who threw dry-erase markers at students for all kinds of reasons. I didn't believe my son until his younger brother had the same experience with the same teacher!

36points

#17

He was playing his guitar for students at my elementary school. He had been warned before, but the kids enjoyed it so he continued to play it for them anyways.

One day, the assistant principal was lurking in the hallway and wandered to his classroom. She saw him playing his guitar and fired him on the spot. A whole lot of students were crying that day because he was an amazing guy.

Edit: More information, this took place in a small, rural town in Georgia back in the early 2000s. He wasn’t the music teacher, he just used to bring his guitar and play songs randomly on some days and the kids enjoyed it. He’d been warned multiple times by his higher ups (why? IDK. He was a great teacher). He thought that before the break, he could play something for us one last time during the last week of school. It just happened to be the worst possible timing, while the assistant principal was walking through the halls. He didn’t come back to teach at our school when classes started again. If I recall, he got a job teaching at a different school.

itsSomethingCool Report

Final score:

166points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

good for him

82points

#18

My AP chem teacher had an affair with the principal. Principal got fired too. I felt bad for her. They didn’t do anything on school property, and it didn’t impact her performance in the classroom. Also, the school wasn’t able to find a qualified teacher to replace her halfway through the year, so we were all fuc*ed come test time at the end of the year. Not one of us passed that AP test.

EndoShota Report

Final score:

164points

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Stacey Montebello 3 years ago

That's ridiculous, unless your doing something illegal outside of school your personal life shouldn't effect your job like that. Sure reprimand them both and move on.

56points

#19

He didn't come to parent teacher interview night. The next day, he was late for class and crashed his pickup into a brick sign outside the school. Cops showed up obviously and allegedly he blew twice the legal limit. He called the principal 'a c*nt' as he was taken away.

capitanclarke Report

Final score:

141points

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*me* 3 years ago

Wow. How’d he get the job?

29points

#20

She was always drunk, and drinking during class. She would leave us to cry in the bathroom.

treesnbees222222 Report

Final score:

133points

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Hugh Cookson 3 years ago

That's very sad as she obviously had problems .... Despite that, she shouldn't have been teaching kids !!

91points

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#21

One was such an unlikeable teacher they were asked to retire

One sent someone elses di*k pics to a students mom

One robbed a bank

GKnives Report

Final score:

132points

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Joe Alvarez 3 years ago

f****d up

33points

fleshcoloredbanana Report

#22

Arrested by the FBI for credit card fraud. It was a few months after the arrest when the reason why he disappeared came out in the open.

Final score:

127points

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ＱＵＩＮＣＹ—ＰＬＵＴＯ 3 years ago (edited)

Okay- 😕🙁☹️😟😯😦😧

17points

pineapplesarepeoplet Report

#23

Coach/History teacher of course. First off some of the early warning signs we all should have noticed first.

He showed up the first day of school and told us he was a youth minister and that we would always see him in long sleeves and pants because he had tattoos and he regrets them. That he didn't want to accidentally encourage any of us to get some too. Two weeks later he is in shorts and polo shirts showing off multiple looney toons tattoos.

He taught 6th grade US History out of a textbook. Word for word. We did multiple chapters a day and were expected to do every assignment listed for each chapter. This averaged about 3 hours of work a day. In 6th grade. He was the only class that year to regularly assign homework and he received multiple parent complaints about the workload.

He would often leave the class alone to read chapters. He would then go out to the hall or parking lot to make out with his girlfriend who would arrive randomly.

He was the middle school track coach and thus spent a lot of time in and around the middle school locker rooms. Too much time....

He took photos of the kids running for the yearbook. These pictures eventually made it onto his work computer desktop. Then his phone background. Only the girls though.

But the final straw that got us out of his care. He showed up to a middle school basketball game drunk and tried to yell at the ref.

He was fired that day and not allowed back on campus.

Final score:

125points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

the nerve

32points

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#24

Had a history teacher get fired for going off syllabus and spending time on the pre-Judaic flood stories.

One of maybe two reasons I'm obsessed with Mesopotamian/ Anatolian/ Egyptian history now.

mindfeces Report

Final score:

119points

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Joe Alvarez 3 years ago

aren't you supposed to go off the syllabus?

28points

#25

She had fallen off the wagon and was drinking a lot to the point where it was affecting her memory. We kept doing the same lecture on density in sixth grade science for a month, until one my classmates decided to ask another teacher about it. From there she went to rehab.

If anyone wants more context. She was our homeroom and science teacher. She was very nice, and married to our assistant principal, so she had a little bit more leeway. While she was able to remain sober for a while, she eventually passed away do the effects of her addiction a few years after this. She never seemed like a bad teacher, but she was always stressed to the absolute maximum, always felt like she was working from behind, and generally struggling to keep up. You know, the traditional tail end of the "functioning" addict lifestyle.

ConneryFTW Report

Final score:

118points

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Chillace 3 years ago

thats sad, she seemed like a good person

55points

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#26

There was a tornado in our area. The college I was in was leasing a multi-floor office building. Alarms were sounding outside, and people were retreating into the stairwells for safety.

Teacher blew it off and said people were just making it up to be funny.

Learned when I got home that the tornado was right outside the window I was sitting next to.

Reported him to the faculty. So did others. He was gone the following week.

JAG-01 Report

Final score:

115points

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KellyO 3 years ago

"...the tornado was right outside the window I was sitting next to.".......?! gotta think if the tornado is right outside, you'd know it way before you got home. #thatlinewrecksthecredibility #eyeroll

77points

#27

He “accidentally” made a really racist joke thinking the class would think it was funny (they didn’t ofc) so he was fired that day.

onesmellyboi99 Report

Final score:

104points

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ＱＵＩＮＣＹ—ＰＬＵＴＯ 3 years ago (edited)

WTH

26points

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#28

He straight up didn't show up to work one Monday, didn't call in to arrange a sub or anything. He ghosted the school for a whole week and then tried to come in the following Monday like nothing happened.

We also had a 5th grade teacher overdose on meth but I honestly don't know if she got fired or resigned. It didn't happen at school.

Final score:

102points

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Jazzy Mc. Jaz 3 years ago

ooof to the second one

31points

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#29

She embezzled thousands of dollars from various club funds. There were also rumors of her sleeping with students, but the administration never bothered to look into that.

BesideRunningWaters Report

Final score:

97points

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HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

I don't understand students that agree to sleep with their teachers. I feel like that would make it weird when you go back to class?

42points

#30

He pushed some kid who hit him against a wall

CleSunny Report

Final score:

94points

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

There was this one kid who was always acting up and talking back to our woodshop teacher, one day the teacher just lost it and lunged across the table grabbed the kid by the shirt and knocked him off his stool...both student and teacher alike looked shocked. There was a collective gasp in the classroom and you could tell by the look on teachers face he knew he screwed up majorly, but man did that little s**t of a kid look like he was going to piss himself!

24points

#31

Teachers at my high school got fired on a pretty regular basis (principal was a narcissist) but here's one of the rare ones we actually heard about.

The school went into lockdown because someone was seen hopping over the fence onto campus at the start of the school day. Freshman geography teacher locked his door, didn't control his class, wouldn't let one of the students back in, and jumped at every sound he heard.

For comparison, the sub in senior literature next door didn't have a key to lock the door, but grabbed the handle, got on the floor, and planted both his feet on the frame so that the door couldn't be opened. I think the dude was a linebacker for football, too.

poizunman206 Report

Final score:

89points

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Joe Alvarez 3 years ago

the sub knew what to do but the real teacher didn't

40points

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#32

He got arrested driving through Nevada over the summer with 5 lbs of weed in his car that he'd bought in a California. He had no intention on telling the district and we only found out because a news reporter from the town he was arrested in contacted our superintendent for a quote on the matter. He was let go immediately.

sno_boarder Report

Final score:

82points

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Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

This person probably went to school in Utah.

17points

#33

A teacher gave alcohol to some students in a field trip out of the country, they students were 16-17 and they asked if the could order beer, later they took photos and it was all over facebook.

This was years after I graduated but rumors spread quickly.

bigf00 Report

Final score:

81points

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Sarah 3 years ago

When I was in Belgium my Belgian friends took me out to eat. Their son was 16 or 17, and ordered a beer. I asked them, "Isn't he too young?" They shrugged and said, "It's normal here." It was clear it was no big deal at all.

16points

#34

He was a wonderful friendly and handsome teacher. This girl had a crush. Some bi*ch told the teacher about this girl’s crush. The teacher felt awkward and avoided her eyes from then on. Girl got hurt. Complained to the principal that he was being creepy with her. All the heads( which included my father) were called for a meeting with him. He got sick of defending himself. Shouted:’fu*k you’ll’ and left the school. They fired him before he could hand out his resignation.

Edit: to clarify some things- it was one of the best schools and all the richie rich kids studied there (i studied because my father was a faculty, otherwise we don’t have so much money) and hence teachers were dealt with very harshly. On one occasion, a teacher was fired only because it seemed on the cameras that he hit a boy hard. The parents complained and he was fired the next day, without listening to him at all. My father knew that he just patted him, but the kid was spoiled and he lied, also the teacher was a junior one.

I mentioned my father so that you’ll know how i know what happened in the meeting. He just knew that a girl has complained and now they are called. Also the teacher we are talking about was EVERY student’s favourite. So other teachers were jealous and they all assumed he is very lenient and encourages us to not follow other teachers and stuff, so it might have made it hard for him to say he stayed professional always.

fu*kitaaaaaaaa Report

Final score:

75points

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L.A. Trefry 3 years ago

Anyone else getting The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me" vibes? You're probably all way too young.

9points

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#35

I heard a rumor that my favorite teacher from 9th grade got fired when I was in 10th grade because he left his class unattended

Masterclownfish Report

Final score:

73points

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N G 3 years ago

How long for?! 9th grade you're, what, 14/15 years old?

37points

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Felix Feline 3 years ago

Mrs. K at my kids's school was fired after her husband developed brain cancer. The pressure was getting to her and she became short-tempered. Twenty years working and she was kicked to the curb. Soon after, she killed herself. She was a really great person; I still miss her.

35points

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

That is so sad and so infuriating.

17points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago (edited)

One of my middle school teachers was fired after he was arrested for taking a 13 yr old student across state lines for a hotel sex party.

26points

MERMONKEY34 3 years ago

geez

11points

Bird lover 3 years ago

A local teacher was fired after a student saw porn on his screen. (It was a video of a minor and an adult to make matters worse)

0points

Chancey 3 years ago

You win!!! LOL

0points

Christina Schulte 3 years ago

My fifth grade teacher once pulled my hair and smacked my face against a gymnasium wall, and then led some weird bullying campaign against me. What sticks out from that is him teaching us how to draw mountains and pulling me up in front of the class to show them "how shitty Christina's drawing is" and my subsequently going into epic meltdown mode and saying I was going to leave that school and him doing some weird cheer that he kept trying to get the students to join in on. I was 9. He did suddenly disappear not long after that.

19points

Jessica Weng 3 years ago

I'm so sorry that happened- but really what teacher would do such cruel thing??

-1point

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

I went to a small rural HS in Ohio. The school had a rule that if less than 6 students registered for a class, the HS didn't have to offer it. My senior year, I had to take physics to be able to get into college and I was one of two people to originally sign up. I talked the twin daughters of the superintendent, the son of the school board president, and the daughter of the shop teacher into taking physics so I could get my needed credit to get into my college. 10 weeks in to physics, we were still working on vectors (a force has a direction and magnitude ). Nothing more complex than addition of them. The connected kids pretended to not understand so he couldn't move on. He he finally announced he had to actually start teaching physics. They refused to do homework or take his help. The twins and the superintendent's son all got Fs on their grade cards and he was fired next day. Next job in Michigan, he won state teacher of the year and 2nd place national teacher of the year.

15points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

Same school - the principal, biology teacher, farming teacher, drivers ed teacher, guidance counselor and girl's volleyball coach were all married to students they taught. The coach's wedding was 2 hours after she graduated. No one fired -the community thought it was great the women found men with stable jobs. This was 1990, not 1901.

12points

Monday 3 years ago

In high school we had a perverted teacher who'd organize his class by putting the girls in skirts up front, girls in pants in the middle and guys at the back. He'd then occasionally drop things so that he'd have to bend down to get it so he could look up the girls' skirts. Weird thing is most of the conventionally pretty girls found it hilarious and started making a game out of it. They'd challenge each other over lunch breaks (my class had him right after) to see who could make him pop an erection the quickest. So now you had this gaggle of attractive 16 year old girls also dropping things, leaning over their desks and calling him over to ask questions quietly because they were "too embarrassed to ask it out loud". He did end up getting fired about a year or so later but none of us clicked how inappropriate any of that was until many years later...

10points

Frank Hassler 3 years ago

Wow. This really reminds me of a teach in my high school. He would arrange all the pretty girls in the front row and down the central isle which he would walk down regularly. Then when one of them asked a question he would lean over them and leer down their shirts. Some of the girls played this game to their advantage, but most of us students were just grossed out.

6points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

All one teacher at my old school: Supplied alcohol to underage students? Check. Seduced students if they were the least likely to tell on him? Check. Distributed p*rno videos to male students for a couple extra bucks? Check. Lost his job at his next place of employment for all that? Yep. I was lucky. He said something to me and I lied b/c I *knew* the "vibe" was all wrong. Words weren't, but his eyes... My one classmate fell into such a depression after he was done with her... He eventually got fired, but then got another teaching job. And then got fired. I think it took about another decade before he finally got arrested. Yeesh.

10points

kim morris 3 years ago

Younger sister's best friend was sleeping with the art teacher. In Middle school. Middle school. They later got married, they've been married for 35 years now. Of course, he's not a teacher anhymore.

10points

just me 3 years ago

Both after I graduated but... One really nice HS teacher threatened to blow up the school. Not any of the students, he liked them, but was tired of all of the school politics. The HS boy's Hockey coach was fired after one of the hockey players had sex with an unconscious girl at a party. With a handful of his team mates watching. And at least one recording it. Obviously the coach's fault. Not the parents that raised such sh*t kids or even the one's whose house it happened at.

10points

SunofSpringtime 3 years ago

Raped, not had sex. Feel so bad for the coach. Hope at least the shitty hockey players got punishment.

22points

Cosmetica Solist 3 years ago

I played the saxophone as a kid. When I was 12 yo we moved to a new town, with only one saxophone teacher. I didn't like him. Couldn't clearly explain why, he just made me feel really uncomfortable. My mom trusted my instinct and let me pull out of the class, though that meant I could no longer receive lessons. One year later he was fired and arrested for sexually abusing several female students. My mom always tell this story to emphasize the importance of believing and trusting your children.

9points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 3 years ago

My principle got fired for spanking a kid. With a paddle. This was 2 years ago.

9points

Donna Carol Stephenson 1 year ago

bad kids

0points

Ms.GB 3 years ago

I mentioned my alcoholic teacher above but I forgot about the time that she decided to lock an annoying student in the supply closet during class and forgot about him...I don't remember how long he was in there, someone said it was overnight because it was last period and I heard he was crying when they pulled him out. This was in high school.

9points

Bill Anderson 3 years ago

Can top everyone(I think) had a teacher who defected to the Soviet union In the 60's from the UK! We thought it was just a rumour but a long time later it was in the news. He had some connection with an employee at a nuclear sub base and they wanted to interview him. After the Berlin wall felt he tried to come back but he had given up his British citizenship so he was stuck!

8points

ejfs 3 years ago

My dad was a temporary TA and was fired after a few weeks because he was doing a better job teaching and engaging the students than the actual teacher (who was married to the head at that point). Apparently he was being "disruptive"....

7points

John Dilligaf 3 years ago

In my sophomore year of college a female teacher & male student got caught having sex in a vacant classroom. The student was over 18 so no criminal charges, but she was fired and the student was kicked out.

6points

Ozacoter 3 years ago (edited)

I have two stories. My father got inappropriately touched by one of his teachers (a priest of course...) when he was 16yo. He punched the teacher hard and they both ended up in the directors office. My dad got punished and the teacher just got transferred to another school, where he could assault more boys. Another one I mentioned already in the post. My friends uncle came out of the closet and was fired from a catholic school for being gay.

5points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

And this is why I'm glad I went toa Catholic school full of *nuns*....

0points

Chewie Baron 3 years ago

This was in my first year of high school (UK). The teacher was our Music teacher and everything was fine for the first fortnight, but then she just disappeared. No word from the school about her, nothing. Then about a couple of months later, I was watching the local evening news and there she was! She was going through a messy divorce, and it was u sure who would get custody of the children. So she absconded with her kids and was last seen somewhere in France. Never heard anything more about her ever again. Anther teacher (at another school, I was fostered a lot as a kid so was moved around all the time) got fired as he was having an affair with a girl in my form class. This took place when we were doing our A Levels. What was surprising was this girl was very prim and proper and took everyone by surprise. He left his wife for her.

5points

OCDRobot 3 years ago

One of my HS teachers was arrested for hitting a whale with a jetski. She was out there as part of a fishing protest.

4points

Ploploplop 3 years ago

Met a girl in rehab that taught special needs middle schoolers that was there for heroin addiction (smoked it, not inject). She admitted to me that she was using during class, in the bathroom or during lunch and recess. Left early since her husband left her for this. Saw on the news about two years later, she got caught with meth, heroin and needles at the school during school hours because she kept going to her car repeatedly throughout the day. Obviously fired, but never served any prison time for this. The local news made her out to be a victim.

4points

Joseph OReilly 3 years ago

When I was in 7th, the school hired a new 6th English teacher. She got arrested on a DUI 18 hours into her school career. Never saw her again.

4points

Catlover5 3 years ago

These stories are all fantastic but I really want to hear the craziest thing a teacher should have gotten fired for but didn't. Or just the craziest thing a teacher did.

3points

D-m Keilman 3 years ago

My husband had one of his first teaching jobs at a local high school. He loved it. A few weeks later a new tenant moved in below us. She was odd but ok and had a sweet 4yo daughter. Found out she was hubby's principal's estranged wife and kid. She was also a stripper ( not that there's anything wrong with that just saying). A few months into her living below us we hear her screaming and begging for her life. Hubby runs down the stairs connecting our apartments to make sure she's ok. Principal is there beating the s**t out of her in front of their kid. Sees my hubby (300+ lbs in nothing but boxer briefs) and asks we'd are you doing here? Hubby kicks his ass out of the house. Principal tries to run hubby over with his hummer. A month or so go by, principal never mentions incident to hubby at work. All is good. Until principal freaks out that his wife got a ride home from work by a customer because her car broke down.

3points

D-m Keilman 3 years ago

For some reason he was waiting for her at our home. She saw him and told the guy to keep driving. Principal chased them and at some point began shooting at their car (a state cop witnessed it). After a chase he wrecked his hummer on a local highway driving the wrong way( nobody hurt thank god). Arrested but still not fired. The firing came 6 or so months later when 1) he was found to have been selling off his school's computers and 2) he was arrested selling cocaine to under cover cops. After he got out of jail he worked at a tire retailer until they found that he had been stealing from them. Hubby is still a teacher. A really good one btw. Stripper mom is now a full on sex worker. The daughter was in and out of foster care now an adult. Dang that was long.

5points

elia 84631 3 years ago

My middle school Religion teacher forced us to memorize all the old and new testament books, some prays and she said the same things in a bad way

3points

Zophra 3 years ago

As a US teacher - you don't get fired on the spot - you have a school board review first. You have union representation. Etc. etc. Also for some of these I bet there were already warnings and other disciplinary notes in their file. Were these private schools?

3points

Commander OwO 3 years ago

Maybe not from the US?

3points

Theater Kid 3 years ago (edited)

My 1st grade teacher was dating my principal even though he was married and had 3 kids. Neither of them got fired, but they were moved to separate schools. Not as interesting as some of these though. （⊙ｏ⊙）

3points

Giovanna 3 years ago

Well, why would they be fired? Is adultery a crime?

3points

DelvianBlue 3 years ago

Had a music teacher get fired because he was gay and his boyfriend proposed to him. The school was okay with him being gay as long as he stayed single. The sad thing is they ended up divorced three years later.

2points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

I want to remark that this post (like msot in BP) is extremely USA centric. There are some people who pretend that BP is always criticizing USA but they never realise that most of the neutral or positive posts are also about USA.

2points

Apollo 3 years ago

my elementary school bus driver get arrested and sent to prison for murder, drunk driving and selling drugs :/

1point

Jordan Smith 3 years ago

A teacher at an elementary school in my district is currently being investigated for dragging a 6 year old girl with down syndrome on one of those cart things you would use in gym class.

1point

Giovanna 3 years ago

Some of these are criminal behaviours. Some others are simple misdemeanors or accidental (eg. the lesbian video: embarrassing? YES. Inappropriate? YES. Criminal? No). Seems to me people get fired very easily here.

1point

Steve 3 years ago

Chemistry teacher threw a fist-sized piece of sodium into a fish tank, causing it to explode with enough force to embed glass in the chalkboard

1point

Logic and Reason 3 years ago

Quite a few of these cross the line from ‘almost unbelievable’ to just ‘unbelievable’.

1point

Nia Loves Art 3 years ago

My science teacher in middle school was fired the third time porn popped up while he was teaching class.

1point

hydrostatic joints 3 years ago

A teacher from my middle was arrested last year for child exploitation and distributing inappropriate child images. Another teacher was just a horrible person all around. She would get into multiple arguments per class every day and would send you to the principles office for things as small as not writing notes in the format she wanted us to. She got one girl's father banned from the school. And to top it all off she taught us literally nothing during the whole time she was there and she would yell at people for asking questions. Even the other teachers hated her. She got fired after a couple of months thankfully.

1point

Betty Napolitan 2 years ago

I was fired for joking with students after school, while waiting for a parent-teacher conference. I made a comment about the boy who drew in sharpie, 100 penises on brand new oak furniture, it wasn't anything all that bad, but the girls had planned on baiting a teacher and posting online to embarrass. I didn't realize this and NY is a one consent state. It was after school, the girl was eighteen had received a 95 in my class the year before, I thought she liked me and we had a good relationship. I was stupid. I lost a million dollars in wages, pension, and savings through the tax-deferred savings plan, had I been able to teach until my retirement, 4 years later. Pension is based on last three years, and the new negotiated salary would have bumped my pay up considerably. I am now living in financial distress. I put in 16 years, but needed the last 4 years to get a good pension. It was devastating to my life. I have never recovered.

0points

Jason Kitchner 3 years ago

The wife of one of my best friends was fired for sleeping with two of her male students - she was the PE teacher and soccer coach. They divorced and she was put on the sex offenders list - probation, no jail time. My friend got custody of their child and the mom can’t take her to b-day parties because other kids are present. She was early 30s when it happened and the boys were 16 & 17. She was also hot.

0points

Bitemabum 3 years ago

My arithmetic teacher back in the eighties pumped one of his underaged students.they done a runner but got caught!

0points

ScarlettofHydraIsland 3 years ago

My sixth grade teacher had been debating retiring for years, but the school forced her to do it after they heard how badly she’d treated me and two of my friends (for no reason I might add). She treated me probably the worst because I hadn’t wanted to be her “pet” at the beginning of the year and shied away. So, she aided my bullies, agreed with whatever they said and helped them permanently ruin my self image, punished me whenever I fought back, and told me I’d go nowhere in life and was a failure. All because I didn’t want to be her pet.

0points

bill marsano 3 years ago

Poorly edited post, About half of these aren't anything like 'almost unbelievable' and were included merely because someone sent stuff in. Editor should make friends with wastebasket.

0points

bill marsano 3 years ago

Poorly edited post. About half of these don't come close to qualifying as 'almost unbelievable.' Don't include dull, worthless stuff just because someone has sent it in: it seriously dilutes quality.

0points

Curry Lisa 3 years ago

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0points

Seabeast 3 years ago

I had teachers that probably should have been fired, but we were the tail end of the baby boom and schools needed a lot of teachers. They just couldn't afford to let any go unless the behaviour was particularly bad.

0points

Bethany Krusi 3 years ago

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0points

Paradise 3 years ago

My fifth grade teacher said to me"I wish I could adopt you so I could harass you all day" She either talked about or actually also stapled a kid to the wall, which was funny to everyone, including the kid. I can't remember if it happened. looking back, how she could get away with it and not to mention ruin his clothes.

-3points

Katherine Boag 3 years ago

We straight up had a pedo teacher (i wasn't in his class), went to jail, they interviewed every kid in all his classes for evidence

-3points

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Felix Feline 3 years ago

35points

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

That is so sad and so infuriating.

17points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago (edited)

One of my middle school teachers was fired after he was arrested for taking a 13 yr old student across state lines for a hotel sex party.

26points

MERMONKEY34 3 years ago

geez

11points

Bird lover 3 years ago

A local teacher was fired after a student saw porn on his screen. (It was a video of a minor and an adult to make matters worse)

0points

Chancey 3 years ago

You win!!! LOL

0points

Christina Schulte 3 years ago

19points

Jessica Weng 3 years ago

I'm so sorry that happened- but really what teacher would do such cruel thing??

-1point

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

15points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

12points

Monday 3 years ago

10points

Frank Hassler 3 years ago

6points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

10points

kim morris 3 years ago

Younger sister's best friend was sleeping with the art teacher. In Middle school. Middle school. They later got married, they've been married for 35 years now. Of course, he's not a teacher anhymore.

10points

just me 3 years ago

10points

SunofSpringtime 3 years ago

Raped, not had sex. Feel so bad for the coach. Hope at least the shitty hockey players got punishment.

22points

Cosmetica Solist 3 years ago

9points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 3 years ago

My principle got fired for spanking a kid. With a paddle. This was 2 years ago.

9points

Donna Carol Stephenson 1 year ago

bad kids

0points

Ms.GB 3 years ago

9points

Bill Anderson 3 years ago

8points

ejfs 3 years ago

7points

John Dilligaf 3 years ago

6points

Ozacoter 3 years ago (edited)

5points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

And this is why I'm glad I went toa Catholic school full of *nuns*....

0points

Chewie Baron 3 years ago

5points

OCDRobot 3 years ago

One of my HS teachers was arrested for hitting a whale with a jetski. She was out there as part of a fishing protest.

4points

Ploploplop 3 years ago

4points

Joseph OReilly 3 years ago

When I was in 7th, the school hired a new 6th English teacher. She got arrested on a DUI 18 hours into her school career. Never saw her again.

4points

Catlover5 3 years ago

These stories are all fantastic but I really want to hear the craziest thing a teacher should have gotten fired for but didn't. Or just the craziest thing a teacher did.

3points

D-m Keilman 3 years ago

3points

D-m Keilman 3 years ago

5points

elia 84631 3 years ago

My middle school Religion teacher forced us to memorize all the old and new testament books, some prays and she said the same things in a bad way

3points

Zophra 3 years ago

3points

Commander OwO 3 years ago

Maybe not from the US?

3points

Theater Kid 3 years ago (edited)

3points

Giovanna 3 years ago

Well, why would they be fired? Is adultery a crime?

3points