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Hate it all you want, but school does have its good moments from time to time. Say, a favorite teacher who always has your back, maybe a couple of friends to fool around with, or maybe even a discovered passion for sciences or arts. I know it doesn't make up for the unbearable uniformity and drudgery you must suffer for twelve very long years, but the least you can do is to laugh at these woes. It doesn't even matter if you still have a couple of years left or if this torture is way back in the past; you can always have some fun at the expense of your youthful naivete. So, here we are with our list of school jokes for kids and those who are kids at heart! Or are teachers in need of some jokes to distract a classroom full of savage wildlings.

So, from silly puns to lame jokes and jokes of such high quality it will astonish you, our collection is, indeed, a very comprehensive one. Say you need a funny joke about a snake in the classroom - you got one! Or maybe a joke about the teacher's pet? Guilty on more than one count! And let's not forget those clever jokes about letters, numbers, and all the rest that you might've encountered at school. So, whether you are a kid yourself, want to go back to those times, or wish you'd never entered the school system as a professional - there's an awesome joke meant just for you.

Now, let's check out our submissions, shall we? They are, just as always, a bit further down below. Once you are there, vote for the best school jokes, and don't forget to share this article with anyone who might find it relevant!

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#1

What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Sky diving school.

35points

#2

Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates.

34points

MarmotArchivist 2 years ago

And also because it is really fascinating.

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#3

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm.

33points

#4

Which building has the most stories? The library!

32points

What even is this 2 years ago

THATS SMART

10points

#5

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

32points

ATHITHYAN K 2 years ago

Meanwhile the kid named pi : 😰

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#6

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.

30points

Catmandu 2 years ago

Learning geography to learn the alphabet be like

2points

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#7

Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite? GeomeTREE.

30points

What even is this 2 years ago

DaSh

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#8

Why did the echo get detention the first day? It kept answering back.

26points

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#9

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

24points

#10

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.

24points

Michelle Horn 2 years ago

Should be where do pencils live?

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#11

Why isn’t there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much.

23points

#12

Why did the student bring scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut class.

23points

Austin Watkins 2 years ago

Dark

3points

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#13

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.

22points

Gentle-Cat 2 years ago

That's a good comeback lol

2points

#14

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!

21points

IrrelevantNonsense 2 years ago

lol

2points

#15

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…

21points

Gentle-Cat 2 years ago

That one could be a tricky question.

0points

#16

What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Getting lost.

21points

Rebekka Netten 2 years ago

I don't get it. Can someone explain.

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#17

Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet.

20points

Catmandu 2 years ago

What if he wasn't?

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#18

What happened when the teacher tied all the kid's shoe laces together? They had a class trip!

20points

Stephan van der Merwe 2 years ago

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

16points

#19

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. What was that? My homework!

19points

Bella Bunny 2 years ago

That definitely never happened to me. P.S. I'm being sarcastic.

1point

#20

What does a snake learn in school? Hissstory.

18points

5B STAVYA BHATNAGAR 2 years ago

Yeah

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#21

Why did the students study on the airplane? Because they wanted higher grades.

18points

#22

Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom? Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

18points

Stephan van der Merwe 2 years ago

But if he was told to take it, it is not stealing....

7points

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#23

Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school.

17points

#24

Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days? Student: Every month!

17points

5B STAVYA BHATNAGAR 2 years ago

True

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#25

A superhero in a computer class. The screen saver.

16points

#26

How do the fish get to school? The octobus!

15points

Catmandu 2 years ago

Uses ink as fuel

0points

#27

What do get when you cross one principal with another principal? I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed!

15points

Bill Kotsias 2 years ago

Jesus Christ

0points

#28

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? Smartie Pants!

15points

What even is this 2 years ago

You can also call them that if their pants is made of smarties (the candy)

5points

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#29

Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils!

15points

Nikkie Pirog 2 years ago

Haaaha. Ahww..

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#30

Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

14points

What even is this 2 years ago

Well now the window isnt

7points

#31

What do elves learn in school? The elf-a-bet.

14points

Catmandu 2 years ago (edited)

Elfa, alfa, where's a difference?

1point

#32

Why did the student drown? All her grades were below C-level!

14points

Wow, That's a Long Name 2 years ago

Dark

1point

#33

Why do math books always look so sad? They are full of problems.

14points

Kriti Gupta 2 years ago

Because math is depressing

4points

#34

Why did the square and triangle go to the gym? To stay in shape.

14points

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#35

Which nation does the teacher like? ExplaNATION.

14points

Kriti Gupta 2 years ago

ExamiNATION

2points

#36

What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her!

13points

Bill Kotsias 2 years ago

Sick

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#37

What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!

13points

#38

What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket.

13points

Kriti Gupta 2 years ago

Gets angrily thrown into the fireplace because the author killed one of my OTP

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#39

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

13points

#40

What do you get when you cross a teacher with a calculator? Someone you can always count on.

13points

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#41

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? The blackboard.

13points

Bill Kotsias 2 years ago

Old times

0points

#42

Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It’s not right.

12points

Wow, That's a Long Name 2 years ago

Heh.. clever.

1point

#43

What did the ghost teacher say to his class? “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”

12points

#44

Why did the Cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil.

12points

#45

What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?” “Can I have fries and a burger?”

12points

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#46

Where do monsters study? In ghoul school.

12points

Dina Anastasakos 2 years ago

l thought it was Monster University.

1point

#47

Why do music teachers do well in a baseball game? Because they have a perfect pitch.

12points

#48

Why didn’t the Sun go to any university? Because it already has many degrees.

12points

#49

When do student astronauts eat? During LAUNCH time.

12points

#50

Why do fireflies get bad grades at school? Because they are not bright enough.

12points

#51

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

11points

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#52

How do bees get to school? By school buzz…

11points

#53

What does a gorilla learn in school? His Ape B C’s.

11points

#54

Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

11points

#55

Why did the boy go to the top of the school? Because he wanted to go to high school.

11points

Bill Kotsias 2 years ago

Or commit suicide

-1point

#56

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

11points

#57

What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee!

11points

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#58

Why is glue bad at math? It always gets stuck on the problems.

11points

#59

Why was the broom late for school? He over swept.

10points

#60

What did the bully have for lunch? He had a knuckle sandwich!

10points

#61

Why is arithmetic hard work? All those numbers you have to carry.

10points

#62

When is a blue school book not a blue school book? When it is read!

10points

#63

Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables? Times Square.

10points

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#64

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Kid: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.

10points

#65

On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were? June, July, and August.

10points

#66

What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals.

10points

#67

Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.

10points

Stephan van der Merwe 2 years ago

Actually, cheetas are not from the jungle, but from the plains. In the jungle there isn't enough open space for it to sprint. Imagine hitting a tree at 60 mph, or tripping over a root, or getting tangled in a vine....

3points

#68

What’s so fresh in the chemistry class? The experiMINTS.

10points

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#69

Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window? She wanted to see time fly.

10points

#70

Why do teachers give you homework? Just to annoy you.

9points

Tina Vanegeren 2 years ago

I KNEW IT!!!♓👍

2points

#71

What tools do you need for math? MultiPLIERS.

9points

#72

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? In kindergarden.

9points

#73

Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school? The creature teacher.

9points

#74

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train? The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!

9points

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#75

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

9points

#76

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.

9points

#77

What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoelaces together? They had a big class trip.

9points

#78

Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie!

8points

#79

Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test? Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.

8points

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#80

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

8points

#81

Why isn't there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much.

8points

#82

Why didn't the fish go on vacation? Because he was always in school.

8points

#83

Why was the cafeteria clock behind on the first day? It kept going back four seconds.

8points

#84

Why does a music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

8points

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#85

Why did the teacher marry the janitor? Because he swept her off her feet.

8points

#86

What room can a student never enter? A mushroom.

8points

#87

Why did the M&M go to school? Because it really wanted to be a smartie.

8points

#88

Why do magicians score well in exams? Because they can handle tricky questions.

8points

#89

Which school do the birds go to? High school.

8points

#90

What did the paper say to the pen? You have a good point.

8points

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#91

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

7points

#92

Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because he kept telling yolks.

7points

#93

Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.

7points

#94

What did the glue say to the teacher? “I’m stuck on you.”

7points

#95

Why did 6 hate 7? 7 8 9.

7points

#96

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?

7points

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#97

Teacher: James, where is your homework? James: I ate it.

7points

#98

What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

7points

#99

What should you grow in a school garden? Human beans!

7points

#100

Did you know all books in the school library are the same color? They're all red.

7points

#101

What would happen if the dean lost his job? He would lose his "ideanity."

7points

#102

What did the ghost teacher say to his class? Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.

7points

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#103

How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom? Her keys were on the piano.

7points

#104

Why does the math class make students sad? Because it is full of problems.

7points

#105

Why is beer never served at a math party? Because you should never drink and derive.

7points

#106

Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

6points

#107

Which school does an ice cream man go to? Sundae school.

6points

Bill Kotsias 2 years ago

I didn't get this far. I cheated.

0points

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Kurhula Carl 2 years ago

Lol!

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Kurhula Carl 2 years ago

Lol!

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