"Deborah, please. It is six in the morning and I haven't had my coffee yet."

Well thanks for that.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night only to see two gentlemen on the wall appreciating your sleeping beauty.

First words will be Ack Ack Ack

Great, just another Australian thing to keep me up at night! How do you people live in terror? 😱

A landfish then

A live picture of my soul leaving my body when I saw that gigantic Australian moth.

BURN IT WITH FIRE

This is utterly captivating!

Just like I *am* my favourite sweater these days.

You think they ever get the kids mixed up? "Hey Bri...is this your kid or mine?"

Jeffery Dahpurr

and then the screams stopped

I remember it all too well. It was goddamn terrifying. :(

mannequinn with sound effects?

That's sad. The few with this disorder can legit break bones or burn themselves and not notice. As much as I think I would like to live without pain No thank you

... aa... NO!

That is a very high IQ koala right there.

That hexagon contains many storms and cyclones. The same can be found on jupiter’s poles as well

Wonder what the chicken would look like...

Why are you running? It just wants a hug

Creepy but awesome job!

Not 'a' corn? It's not corn, period. It's wheat.

Thats enough tv for today.

What in the fresh hell is this?

It's a bad plagiarism of a famous old Scottish gravestone inscription: "Come weary traveller, rest by me. / For as I am now, so you will be. / As you are now, so once was I / So pause a while as you pass by."

Very dramatic 😂

RUN

Anyone care to take a stab at what the hell I'm looking at?

its the rice cooker's time of the month

Beetlejunebug

WHY AND WHAT THE FUCKITY F**K ?!

Where does that thing stand, in Pedoland? Just looking at that makes me want to scrub myself with bleach.

Look at the little spout at the bottom! What’s coming out of that thing!?

touch my pipe

"Now remember, the faucet game is our own special secret we never tell to anyone."

Who in the heck signed off on this design?

"Helluu, I'm the unnamed one. Fondle my groin and stomp my toes to make me squirt from my nose!"

That clown's expression is downright terrifying.

nope not ever tell me where that is so i know not to go there

The-the k**b is…

What happens if you stroke the handle?

i’m concerned about the placement of the valve haha

“HERE! ENJOY SHOWERING IN THE F**KING SNOT OF A CLOWN!”

Where can I get one?

https://youtu.be/yCT0NlzDtNs

I HATE clowns! What joy I'd feel turning that handle if it were real! 😈

anybody see his...AHEM....water spout under the buttons?