"Deborah, please. It is six in the morning and I haven't had my coffee yet."

Well thanks for that.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night only to see two gentlemen on the wall appreciating your sleeping beauty.

First words will be Ack Ack Ack

Great, just another Australian thing to keep me up at night! How do you people live in terror? 😱

A landfish then

A live picture of my soul leaving my body when I saw that gigantic Australian moth.

BURN IT WITH FIRE

This is utterly captivating!

Just like I *am* my favourite sweater these days.

You think they ever get the kids mixed up? "Hey Bri...is this your kid or mine?"

Jeffery Dahpurr

and then the screams stopped

I remember it all too well. It was goddamn terrifying. :(

mannequinn with sound effects?

That's sad. The few with this disorder can legit break bones or burn themselves and not notice. As much as I think I would like to live without pain No thank you

... aa... NO!

That is a very high IQ koala right there.

That hexagon contains many storms and cyclones. The same can be found on jupiter’s poles as well

Wonder what the chicken would look like...

Why are you running? It just wants a hug

Creepy but awesome job!

Not 'a' corn? It's not corn, period. It's wheat.

Thats enough tv for today.

What in the fresh hell is this?

It's a bad plagiarism of a famous old Scottish gravestone inscription: "Come weary traveller, rest by me. / For as I am now, so you will be. / As you are now, so once was I / So pause a while as you pass by."

Very dramatic 😂

RUN

Anyone care to take a stab at what the hell I'm looking at?

its the rice cooker's time of the month

Beetlejunebug

WHY AND WHAT THE FUCKITY F**K ?!

Eye see you

I wouldn't pull it

My ex refused to go on any carnival ride because as a teen he helped set them up. Nuff said.

....and he took a cab straight to the police headquarters

Why choose if apparently You can have both

Thomas is not amused

wtf is that child doing there

Till the 'are' of "The Dinosaurs In Jurassic Park Weren't Graphics. Most Of Them Are" I was thinking "Lol they're gonna say 'Real Dinosaurs' " Now I'm laughing at my own joke

The second pic is making me laugh like a hyena as well as making me dread for today's nightmares

Parthenogenesis. It's not unheard of in sharks, but it's more common in invertebrates. Heck it even happens in humans but it results in tumors not viable embryos for us.

Goals are important.

Yeah, nice title. It's just statues made to raise money to fix the collapsed roof. They are not people who actually died there.

Now you can never leave that road, you’re stuck there forever

RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

Is that a parasite on the parasite?

So sad that this was such a common occurrence in those days.

It would look cooler it it was on fire