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#2

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Are we just not going to talk about a telescope fish

ashlioness , Dave Johnson Report

Final score:

271points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

Gizmo! What did the gremlins do to you?

100points

Naliano , NASA's Terra Satellites Report

#3

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver The Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Final score:

247points

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Upstaged75 11 months ago

Which one?

103points

#4

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Leopard seals. It’s something about their eyes. They’re large, fast, basically silent predators outmatched in their environment only by the Orca. Their jaws open to almost 180 degrees and they have a bite force comparable to a bull shark. The sound they make fills me with a very primal fear. And in the right lighting their eyes are terrifying. I think it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing thing, but instead of a wolf it’s a flipping prehistoric water monster.
Edit: I have learned more horrible facts about the leopard seal, a creature I now worship out of fear there may be one under my bed. These snake-headed murder puppies are (on average) 10-foot-long 600-pound prehistoric killing machines that see any warm-blooded animal smaller than them as prey. Females have been measured to top 11.5 feet long and weighed at over 1,100 pounds of pure, flesh-ripping terror. The corners of their extremely long mouths are permanently curved upward and sometimes they smile. Shocking no one: this is usually a sign of aggression. Nothing can erase from my mind the image of these terrible fuzzy Jeff the Killer beasts *smiling.* Their heads average 14.5 inches long (awful), with jaws that can open to 160 degrees — significantly larger and any one human limb or head (I hate this). Their teeth? Guys? Holy f**k, their teeth? (TW: slightly gross uncleaned skull)
Their lower jaw is MASSIVE, even for a predator. Leopard seal skulls and bear skulls are too similar for my liking. Seal eyes have spherical lenses (what the f**k), giving them a field of vision of about 280 degrees. With both eyes, they can see basically clearly 360 degrees. Humans have about 130 degrees of visual field, and maybe 180 total degrees of vision. If you can see a leopard seal, it has already seen you. You can’t sneak up on these (need I remind you, virtually silent when hunting) murder monsters. They’re skilled at adapting to many climates and food sources, so much so that in a world where polar bears and orcas are struggling, leopard seals are considered “of least concern” on the endangered species scale. The way they eat penguins is to essentially catch them and throw them into the air until the penguin is fully degloved. They throw penguins *out of their skin*. They also have highly developed craniofacial musculature, allowing them tongue dexterity and a powerful bite force. They sometimes hunt by just… sucking prey into their mouths underwater.

Bravadu , Animalogic Report

Final score:

233points

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Angeldust McQuade 11 months ago

lol “ snake-headed murder puppies.”

145points

iflysubmarines , Dianne Bray / Museum Victoria Report

#5

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Goblin Shark. Thing looks scary as hell and its jaw [jumps out and attacks]

Final score:

226points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

The shark is sneering at me.

38points

Apprehensive-Word-88 , Fernando Losada Rodríguez Report

#6

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver The Lamprey is downright creepy AF!

Final score:

212points

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The mad duck 11 months ago

i hate everything about these

71points

TheMandarinsToeRing , Marco Vinci Report

#7

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver The tongue-eating louse. A parasite that eats the tongues of fish and then just hangs out in their mouths.

Final score:

211points

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Clueless Panda 11 months ago

This is my worst nightmare. Even the pictures freak me out!

85points

#8

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver I'd s**t myself if I happened upon a spider crab

Jormungandr315 , Danté Fenolio Report

Final score:

187points

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Zephyr343 11 months ago

I wonder if they actually taste good though? I could probably only eat a half dozen or so

69points

David Paterson 11 months ago

Spider crabs are harvested for food. In Japan and in Australia.

16points

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malleymac84_1 11 months ago

You would need a heck of a lot of butter. Lol

8points

Bonesko 11 months ago

I was just thinking I wish I had some lemon and butter 🤤

4points

Deborah B 11 months ago

Apparently they're delicious.

4points

Emotional Support Velociraptor 11 months ago

Sounds great, although I wouldn't be surprised if it were thinking the same thing about you.

2points

Zedrapazia 11 months ago

Delicious actually

0points

Phoenix Reign 11 months ago

Delicious

0points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

All you can eat crab legs, and you only need one.

22points

Ashbug 11 months ago

Bring on the butter sauce

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Elizabeth Elliot 11 months ago

I remember one of these emerging from the sea when a diver held it over his head for a laugh. A laugh was not what he got.

16points

Fluffy mommy panda 11 months ago

What did he get😱?

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Upstaged75 11 months ago

I'd get out the butter and Old Bay seasoning!

5points

Tabitha 11 months ago (edited)

Looks kind of like the model for the Martians in War of the Worlds, if you stand it up on its tiptoes.

4points

T J R 11 months ago

That's cheesy horror movie material right there.

4points

Will Cable 11 months ago

It reminds me of the long armed/legged alien from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

4points

Crybabyartist 11 months ago

The daddy longlegs in your basement of the ocean.

2points

Winnie the Moo 11 months ago

Put it back…

2points

The Masked Boy 11 months ago

This remind of that one episode of Lab Rats

2points

Jared Robinson 11 months ago

How can he hold one?

2points

SPARKIZE 11 months ago

Bib n melted butter!! just joking

2points

Pamela Christie 11 months ago

Looks like a spider marionette

1point

TheCheeseWheel 11 months ago

I’d probably have the same response cats have to cucumbers.

1point

Starry starry night 11 months ago

I caught one once and everyone on the pier scattered pronto, i wrestled with the monster while my dad stood by and laughed till he cried

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 11 months ago

Put THOSE babies in the buffet where the meltdown over crab legs occurred. One per customer, please!

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 11 months ago

Rip myself

1point

Id row 11 months ago

Give me a pound of melted butter and I'll go to town on that thing.

1point

Barbara Baxendale 11 months ago

How does it even walk!!!

0points

Levi Gordon 11 months ago

I want to cry

0points

Heidi Freeman 11 months ago

Looks sorta steam punk

0points

CatWoman1014 11 months ago

That would save a tone of money on crab legs at the store

0points

Diemond Star 11 months ago

Wow that's so big.

0points

Kayleigh haigh 11 months ago

Looking at the face i see pennywise the clown

0points

Suck it Trebek 11 months ago

It looks delicious.

0points

Alicia M 11 months ago

This is creepy AF. Anyone know how many people this could feed?

0points

JuniorCJ82 11 months ago

Feed me, Seymour, feed me!!!

-2points

Subaru645 11 months ago

Delicious

-2points

Jack Burton 11 months ago

Naaah there is just so many pictures of people holding a spider crabe, this is not scarry

-2points

#9

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Nah. The scariest thing to me is falling into a shoal of Humboldt squid. They hunt in packs (and can easily just think ooh human=food) and wrap their powerful arms (with 100-200 hooked suckers) around their prey and then bite down with this bone-crunching beak They grow to about 2.2m and 50kgs. And the worst part is that squid don't really care or seem to notice if the prey is still alive. And adult humans are usually too much to fill a squid stomach. Imagine getting a leg eaten off and then released only to descend lower and either have the process repeat with another squid or to slowly drift downward into the abyss Oh yea I guess you just drown at that point. But imagine you got gear or something. Terrifying. The Humboldt Squid is sometimes called the Red Devil.

Squidman-Bruce Report

Final score:

185points

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Nicole 11 months ago

It didn’t look scary but the description is terrifying.

104points

yosemitetrailblazer , Jill Heinerth Report

#10

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Caves in icebergs that constantly change while you are inside them

Final score:

183points

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John 11 months ago

Why would you go inside?! No thanks!

236points

#11

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver For me personally, ANY Anglerfish. Black Seadevil Anglerfish

Distasteful_T , MBARI Report

Final score:

178points

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Alexia 11 months ago

I read "angerfish". He looks pretty pissed off though

89points

#12

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver "The frilled shark” discovered in Awashima, Japan. It inspired the second form of Shin Godzilla, which is also pretty unsettling.

MadBlue , Awashima Marine Park Report

Final score:

154points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

It looks like its got legs, and it's just moseying around in the ocean.

33points

#13

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Siphonophores. Not individual organisms but colonies. by their 'design' no two will look *exactly* alike, & some are quite gorgeous, but others look like an artist render of Yog-Sothoth

HauntingHeartt , serpentproject Report

Final score:

153points

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Omni Unicorn 11 months ago

Look how pretty this one is! Siphonopho...52bca8.jpg

111points

#14

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Not the biggest or maybe scariest, but I'd argue the - Cookie cutter shark. Is the most ghoulish and depraved - using razor sharpe circular teeth to bore a gaping hole in its victim. Like something from a SAW movie.

crimsondelagator , JSUBiology Report

Final score:

149points

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Trin DM 11 months ago

Their name come from the round shape hole they leave when biting, like a cookie was cut out of the victim

51points

#15

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver The colossal squid takes some beating... we have never seen one alive, presumably they live too deep to be spotted, but dead ones have washed up or been [cauight accidentally]. On hooks laid out for other fish. Up to 14m long and half a ton in weight they are bigger and meaner than the 'Giant' squid, big enough to prey on sperm whales, which we know because whales bearing gnarly scars from their beaks/hooks have been recorded.

Slanderous , Remeslo Report

Final score:

138points

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Phendrena 11 months ago

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!

64points

#16

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Vampire squid

tex83tex83 , Natural World Facts Report

Final score:

134points

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Angeldust McQuade 11 months ago

I want to pet

55points

DilligentChihuahua34 , MBARI (Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute) Report

#17

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Phantom jellyfish I think are harmless, but they look terrifying and occupy a lot of space

Final score:

132points

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Zephyr343 11 months ago

Oh wow, never heard of those before! They look really neat

35points

Tenacious-V , MBARI (Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute) Report

#18

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver This MF has always fascinated/freaked me out. The Barreleye fish

Final score:

131points

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Angeldust McQuade 11 months ago

Looks like he’s holding back tears.

61points

#19

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Giant sea spider in Antarctic waters Polar gigantism is a hell of a thing

that90sname , Discovery Canada Report

Final score:

128points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

Antarctica? You're sure it's not Australia?

72points

#20

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Mantis shrimp. We're so freaking lucky these things don't get very big.

Bannon9k , massimosaquatics Report

Final score:

127points

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C L 11 months ago

Are these the ones that can unleash the really powerful punch?

86points

#21

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Magnapinna squid. This thing is wild. Caught on camera at a drilling site.

bigcarri Report

Final score:

124points

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Upstaged75 11 months ago

Neat!

20points

#22

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Googly eyed stubby squid. You’re welcome for the nightmares

unipine , EVNautilus Report

Final score:

120points

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glowworm2 11 months ago

That’s just somebody’s squishy toy!

216points

DiligentPenguin16 , Smithsonian Channel Report

#23

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Bobbit worms. They look like something out of a hell dimension, they range from 4 inches to 10 FEET long, and their jaws are so powerful that they can snap fish in half. And what’s worse about them compared to a lot of the answers in this thread is that *you can end up with a Bobbit worm in your at home saltwater aquarium by accident*. They like to live in holes of large rocks, which are also popular among aquarium enthusiasts to use as decor, or hide inside the substrate at the bottom of an aquarium. As they are ambush predators who are mostly active at night, you probably won’t figure out that there’s one inside your aquarium until you notice fish have started to go missing. These worms are almost impossible to get rid of out of your large aquarium rocks, as they can cling so tightly to the hole they’re in that you can’t pull them out. They’re also really good at hiding in small spaces. If you tear the worm apart trying to get it out (which is pretty easy to do) the leftover part inside the rock hole can regenerate into a new Bobbit worm. ETA: As to why an aquarist doesn’t just boil the rock/bake the rock before putting it in their tank to prevent Bobbit worms- The rocks the worms hitch in on are called “live rocks”. These rocks are from the ocean floor and contain microorganisms, bacteria, algae, coral, and invertebrates that help make the tank water healthy and stable. So anything that would kill the worm beforehand would also kill all the beneficial organisms on the rock, thus defeating the purpose of buying an expensive live rock. By the time they’ve figured out a Bobbit worm got into their tank it might have been weeks or months since the rock got put in (as Bobbit worms hide during the day and hunt at night). At that point the worm could be anywhere in the tank.

Final score:

119points

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Puppy Dancing! 11 months ago

Bobbit ! Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis. These do look like a cut off penis. Or is it because they will cut off your finger?

61points

canigetabagel , National Library of Medicine Report

#24

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver The irukandji jelly fish. It’s tiny (1-2 cm in diameter) but is extremely venomous and can even be lethal. The worst part is that you don’t feel an extremely painful wound at first. It’s about 10-40 minutes AFTER they sting you that you start feeling anything. A tiny jellyfish small enough not to see it and land you in the hospital with the possibility of death? No thank you. Some of the symptoms: back pain, diffuse muscle cramping, nausea, vomiting, profuse diaphoresis, headache, anxiety, agitation, nausea, vomiting, and piloerection

Final score:

117points

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ƒιѕн 11 months ago (edited)

I had to look that last word up. It's goosebumps for anyone else that don't know.

84points

NewScientist4572 , Fernando Losada Rodríguez Report

#25

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Hands down Sea Lampreys. These creatures haunt me. They are the most horrific thing I've ever seen

Final score:

110points

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Alfonsothenerdyalpaca 11 months ago

Reading this before bed was a BAD idea

59points

#26

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Shape shifting creature found in the bottom of the ocean.
Marine biologist Bill Austin has suggested it is likely a comb jelly (ctenophore).

spineapples , CaptainJRD Report

Final score:

106points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 11 months ago

Remember, kids, always comb your jelly.

46points

ThisistheHoneyBadger , Thunder Bay National Marine Sanctuary Report

#27

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver Great Lakes shipwrecks. For some reason, they are creepier when they are more perfectly preserved. So friggin cool but also scares me

Final score:

102points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 11 months ago

Is that the Edmond Fitzgerald?

17points

#28

Someone Asks What's The Scariest Thing In The Ocean That Has Photo Evidence, And 30 People Deliver I submit for your viewing pleasure, or horror, The gulper eel

RaptorCheeses , Indoona Report

Final score:

100points

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Nika the Great 11 months ago

Bros just a fish pelican

33points