Nice one!

Love you too, "Mom".

“I am the very sorry” 💀💀💀

This is lovely

I had a scammer ring me, so I sang Lionel Ritchie's "Hello, is it me you're looking for". Bastard hung up before I got to the second verse!

Well played

Where do I sign up for this?

The live squid intrigues me

While rushing to pack before my parents arrived to help me move, I ran, dressed in old clothes, suitable for packing, to the Lowes about two blocks away. Arriving slightly out of breath, the greeter asked, "Hi, How can we help you today." I answered, "I need a large knife, some duct tape, and a rope." Then, recognizing how that probably sounded, I added with a grin, "Oh, like it was someone you knew..." Fortunately, she was able to recognize the joke.

Impeccably played. Loved it! I think I'll use this one myself. I imagine most the fun is spinning your own list. ***giddy w/giggles***

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This is BRILLIANT!!!

A live squid hahaha

Intriguing

dont forget about when she danced on the counter top with her poopy hand and dipped them in the punch to 'wash off'. the nerve of some people.

I figured a Nigerian prince would at least be wearing a shirt.

It actually says "Go F Yourself"! How? 🤣

Always better with a cat.

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Glitter bomb. WooHoo!!

Genius!

“You Dey crazy” I’m learning all sorts of new vocab from these scammers

genius mumma

Darren’s replies kind of concern me

He looks nothing like his profile pic.

I've always liked pigeons.

Yay for Thomas!

“Name of Prostitute.” “Her Phone Number.”

I absolutely love the picture with Granny at the end!

Literally.

A bit like educating a scammer tho?

I just realized the person used the same number the scammer used! 🤣

Faster than the speed of ignorance.

It might be the 3am sillies, but this one had me laughing way too hard.

I'm not understanding why some of these are scam text? Could it just be a wrong number? What is the scam? Could someone please explain?

When the bot script fails:

15 years sober at 23 🤣

Coffee AND tea? What about the biscuits or cake?

Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda.

Been to Dubuque (Iowa). It is totally your fault. Totally

I'm sorry, OP. You must be devastated.

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The first exchange made me cry laughing

C'mon, mum/dad?? No effort at all!! Shame.

As long as she's happy.

"May god punish you"? He's the one trying to scam!

But, where's the scam?

Generate his profits, eh?eh? Know what I mean? Generate his profits. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man. Know what I mean? Eh?

How terribly rude of Dwight.

As a native English speaker I never knew there was a rule about much vs many... You learn something new everyday!

"F**k, just send me the card..." / "my love" / "babe" ------- Yeah, I'm guessing this dumb, bigoted scammer got at least to the "1" in "D1CK" before it occurred to his tiny little intellect that he was being played by the "weaker sex." Schmuck.

I'm laughing way to hard at this one!