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Parenting’s hardly ever easy, and it can sometimes feel like it’s just you against the world. Constant exhaustion, glowing pride in your munchkin, juggling a dozen chores at once, wholesome bedtime stories, five-minute naps because you just can’t anymore, and a rushing realization that life is far more weird and wonderful than you could have ever thought—that’s just the tip of the iceberg of being a mom.

The ‘Satirical Mommy’ social media project is perfect for helping you realize that you’re really not alone when it comes to the ups, downs, and loopdeloops of being a mom or dad. Raising kids is hard, and knowing that someone’s going through the same things can be uplifting. We’ve collected some of the best memes, shared by ‘Satirical Mommy,’ to bring a bit of humor and happiness into your lives, Pandas.

Upvote your fave memes as you scroll down, and if you’re feeling up to it, share your own experience with raising your kids in the comments. How do you manage to get everything done on time? What makes you proud to be a parent? What do you do when you’re running on empty? Grab some coffee and come vent and have some fun with everyone else.

Meanwhile, Bored Panda reached out to single mom Ariane Sherine, who has an 11-year-old daughter, to hear her thoughts about the biggest challenges and upsides of being a parent, how to deal with exhaustion, and how to juggle everything, all at once. Ariane is the editor at 'These Three Rooms,' has written a whole bunch of insightful and funny books, and also writes music. She told us that becoming a mom has been "the best thing" that she's ever done in her life and that parenting is "very hard work—but it's so worth it. Trust me on that."

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Cristian Gonzalez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What child do you have can you have him clean at my house?

Cee
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing he didn’t pretend to be a Roomba. The place could have ended up been covered in c**p

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kermit
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was tricked as a kid. Ever play the quiet game?

Ansi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was the posts thumbnail and I had to click on the post just so I can upvote this!! 😀

Autistic apricot
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How much for an hour? I will provide snacks

My O My
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations! I am beyond jealous

Lauri Yli-Viikari
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hoe is this Hard parenting? Funny sure

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Mom Ariane heaped praise on her daughter, Lily. "She's adorable, kind, fun, hilarious, smart, talented and thoughtful and she teaches me new things every day. It wasn't easy leaving her dad and becoming a single mum when she was 17 months old, but it was necessary for my happiness and for my daughter's stability, and my love for her got us through it. Being a mum has improved my life immeasurably and taught me to put another person first and think of their needs before my own," she shared with Bored Panda.

However, this doesn't mean that there weren't any challenges. There were many that Ariane had to overcome. "She was a difficult toddler who would have giant meltdowns in the supermarket. She was also very active and wanted to walk everywhere (and swing on bars and somersault on railings!) which for a sedentary parent was exhausting. She was incredibly curious, and walking anywhere would take forever as she had to examine every leaf and flower by the roadside and collect all the pebbles and sticks (and if I didn't let her, she would scream and scream!). But that phase came and went and now I have a wonderful eleven-year-old who is my whole world."

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According to Ariane, someone wondering if they're ready to have kids should ask themselves if they actually want them. "I truly believe that's essential to being a good parent. If you don't love the thought of being a mum or dad, you're likely to resent having to put your children first. Secondly, that love for them is what powers you through the difficult times—and there will be difficult times. So do it because you know your life wouldn't be complete if you don't."

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    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your lucky it is just one child boi!

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago

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    musical-trash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but that dog’s tail is ADORABLE!

    P R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "very cute" would have sufficed....the "af" is...juvenile... unnecessary...

    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel my mothers pain now

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    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY MOTHER COULD NEVER!!! We have found a goddess in our midst.

    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It could be a 4 year old wanting to go out to target for a toy ..their mum rings your mum..your mum pretends she's a target employee and says they're closed.. easy peezy :)

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    Sharkbait1313
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! I dread the day when I can't fool my kids with this anymore.

    Poeha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a clothing shop alone. My kids are older now. There was a mom with 2 annoyed boys, who also did not want to look at clothes. Who does? So they were running around a bit. I didn't care. Thought it was funny. She said: You have to behave and be quiet, else that woman gets mad!! Who me? LOL Horrible parenting. Just blame someone random, cause you don't want to be the bozo. They were looking at me, like: is that bozo really gonna get mad at us? Hilarious. I've done that too. Don't play with the hotel phone, else the man gets mad. What man? The man from the hotel phones obviously.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hello, police? What??? IT'S ILLEGAL FOR KIDS UNDER 5 TO EAT DADDY'S CANDY???

    Lady Lava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand this, and I never did something like it to my daughter. Why not just say no instead of playing out an eleborate lie?

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years I was Mrs. Claus to my friend's grandchildren.

    Manic Mama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Yes!!! Where do I sign up?

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    She said that people shouldn't have kids just to "tick a box" or because they feel pressured due to societal expectations. "Plenty of people are very happy and fulfilled without being parents. It just so happens that I wouldn't have been one of them, but that doesn't mean it's not a perfectly valid life choice."

    Ariane stressed that the difficult years of parenting are just phases. So parents shouldn't be alarmed that their lives will look the same from the moment their kids are born to the second they move out for college. There will be a lot of shifts and changes.

    "Your kid will probably grow out of whatever behavior they're displaying now. The first four years are the most difficult. But at age 4, they go to school, and then you get your life back a bit, for at least six hours a day. See if you can get some help each week, whether that's grandparents doing a bit of childcare or paying a childminder. Use the extra time to exercise self-care and pamper yourself, whether that means having a massage or just a soak in the bath—do things you wouldn't be able to do while looking after your child."

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    Meanwhile, if you have had a partner, you should explain to them how you feel if you're overwhelmed or exhausted (or both). If that's not possible, you can try talking to a friend or even consider counseling as an outlet for your emotions.

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    Debby Mari Gouveia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO MANY TIMES...part of my daily vocabulary includes but are not limited to, "No, put that down, you are going to get hurt!", "get off that ledge you are going to break your neck", "we DO NOT RUN AROUND WITH SHARP OBJECTS!!!" ,"put your brother down!", "get off your brother" and just plainly, " No WHY would you do that!?" mostly followed by a loud bellow from outside or inside the house somewhere, followed by my utter disappointment in my faith that it would go any way other that sour.

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often add " and I'm not going to the ER today"

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    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my mom use to say (in the 80s and early 90s) if your neck is not broke or you are not dead I don't want to hear it

    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mum "there's no blood and i don't see any bones you'll be fine" lol

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    Powerful Katrinka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom, witnessing whatever mayhem we were all committing, "Soon there'll be tears." 15 minutes later? Tears.

    Lisa T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you tell them no, and they do it anyway - “Don’t come crying to me when you hurt yourself”

    Rachel Oliva
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swoon ... Hiddleston.... Needed that

    Jespren Ray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sympathy if you get hurt doing something you were told not to!

    Cathy Hurd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NOW MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN" (They dont.)

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    Hyrule26
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a wain I took this to the next level while on holiday. Sat on the couch screeching, "I'm not tired!" Parents shrugged and left me there. I fell asleep sitting on the couch and faceplanted into the glass coffee table. The coffee table won and I discovered what my skull looked like.

    Some Cool Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no super parent but to be honest I would have foreseen the danger of a tired toddler seated right in front of a glass table.

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    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I know your secret. You! Are! Tired! A good night’s rest would certainly put your mind off of… the stolen Cheeto!” Said the old father. “How dare! I am not tired at all! In fact I feel quite hoppy after reading Frog and Toad for night night story time! The Cheeto will one day be found, father. One. Day.” The toddler shook their stuffed animal by the neck and wobbled away towards Cribbtown to continue their search for the lost Cheeto. Little did they know, it was in Father’s belly the whole time!

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NOT TIRED!!! 7 tones and 70 decibels higher than their normal speaking voice

    SavSas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah.. the "I'M NOT SWEEPY!!" still echoing in my head from her shout this afternoon.

    Hiram's Friend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler rattled the crib bars and hollered "Don't want to go to bed! Dammit! S**t!"

    Lauri Yli-Viikari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one sais that to us ADULTS so we can limit it only to kids... looking atmy dad...

    Allmeow-err
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This still insults my tween boys lol

    Aileen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand and remember that feeling because in the moment all you feel is anger without realizing where it's mostly coming from.

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    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That level of rage when the child becomes a smart*ss

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next stage is when they start learning to duck.

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes a parent want to get slappy... don't do it, though, just get your a*s on the treadmill LOL

    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs a treadmill when your running after a kid all day

    Csaba Hegedűs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You dare to use my own spell against me?"

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say not as I do!!!

    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I use that treadmill all the time. Or have you not noticed the clothes hanging from it that need to be hang dried?"

    Amadyl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accept defeat and just respond with "Touche' ", kid!

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That creature is becoming too powerful. It must be stopped.

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I got from this post: OP doesn't have any ideas for a robot to build.

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    "You might not feel as though you're doing a great job, but is your kid fed, clothed, warm, safe, happy and loved? Then you're doing brilliantly—cut yourself some slack," she told Bored Panda.

    Juggling family life, work, and one's hopes and dreams for the future is a massive undertaking. We asked Ariane to tell us how she does it without falling apart. She explained to us that parenting requires sacrifice, for instance, in the form of limiting one's hobbies.

    "I just about manage it but I have shared residency with my daughter's father, so I see her for the whole of each weekend and during the holidays. The rest of the time, I work weekdays as editor of thesethreerooms.com and produce music in the evenings," she said.

    "On the flip side, this has meant curtailing my hobbies: I rarely read books or watch TV or films anymore, and time spent with friends is rare. But weekends with my daughter are wonderful and make all the hard work worthwhile, because I'm building a beautiful life for us both."

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    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I can hear sarcasm coming through the galaxy

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people who never had or dealt with kids are the Parenting Experts.

    NamiKoa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I miss having all the answers. Those were the days.

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    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Absolutely. That's all parenting groups. Just take it with a grain of salt. It can be so judging and competitive - sadly, because they are meant to be supportive.

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only moms, to be honest. Not even parents.

    Angeline Shalyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget all the moms in the "mommy and me " groups lol

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the war, everyone is a 5 star general. After the match, everyone is a coach.

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deafening all the clapping that goes on

    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true I am speaking from experience

    Leslie Burleson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a post with somebody commenting to one of those parents that says "my kids would never" . He said "yes imaginary children are easiest to raise" lol .

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    eeeeeeeee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sums up 2022 so far...........

    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day? Everyone has lost control of existence.. for the most part

    Johanna she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Rachel, I have lost control of my life

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in this post and I don’t like it

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    Lydia Nijland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like my 12 year old ;)

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at three they didn't. A three year old with an understanding of mortality? Yeah. That's a thing.

    QueenStella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to sleep with one eye open from now on

    Lauri Yli-Viikari
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats cruel thing to say. At least say the truth! When you have your own home and you pay your own phone and you have enough backbone to opposite me

    James Stroup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 21st century, just make an AI of yourself, imbed it in an email on auto-repeat send every week from a different static IP using your retirement to play the biggest life joke. So when they open the email it opens a digital rendition of you still giving parenting advice from beyond the grave.

    Jessica Low
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid keeps reminding me that I was born in the 'Late 20th Century" like I am old as funk. They are just so precious, aren't they?

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    The ‘Satirical Mommy’ Instagram page has just shy of 40k followers. The memes are so great, that they’ve been featured on a wide range of media outlets. And it’s no wonder. The memes are witty, relatable, and the insights that the founder of the project Alexis shares sound really genuine.

    Alexis describes herself as a “sleep-deprived” mom to two boys, and states that she’s laughing her way “through parenthood, ADHD, and life.” The content creator taps into that common thread that links most exhausted parents, taking life one day at a time, sometimes looking cool on the outside when, on the inside, they’re completely making things up as they go along.

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    Recently, Bored Panda spoke about the challenges of parenting with blogger Samantha Scroggin, the founder of ‘Walking Outside in Slippers.’ She firmly believes that there isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to raising tiny munchkins into functioning members of society. Parenting, to her, is a very individual thing. And every family’s situation is unique.

    "'Bad behavior' has become very subjective for me when it comes to kids. I have a son with ADHD, and he can't always control his outbursts. Those outbursts can include cursing or kicking a wall. There was a time when I would have wondered why parents with a kid like that weren't doing their job. But punishment isn't effective with my son," the mom revealed to Bored Panda some of the challenges that she has to face in her day-to-day.

    "Screaming and yelling back only add fuel to the fire. He does better with rewards and consistency. I believe it's important for parents to customize their parenting and consequences for undesirable behavior to what works best for their child. There's no one-size-fits-all punishment for all kids," she explained.

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    Poeha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10? So much? After 3 mins. Leg pain!!!! I also have leg pain!!!! Carry me! Me too! Me too! We were just around the corner of our street, on our way to the city, a 10 min walk. It was always 2 in a double buggy and one standing on it. Or one on a bike with a pole to hold and 2 in the double buggy and someone yelling: you miss one hand!

    Someone Somewhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very true, next time.ask the kids if they will carry you

    Jennifer Potter
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heee heee heee, I remember that worked well with me as a little one: I would respond, "Noooooo, you are too big for me to carry!" and then, "Oh well, I guess walking isnt THAT bad - it's better than being crushed to death trying to carry an adult..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many a**holes we got on BP, anyhow?

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when my dog has had enough.

    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, this is so true it hurts. They'll run around like insane monkeys all day unless it is doing something you ASKED them to do. Then, they have a 10 step maximum :D

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that will be me with future children

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I still insist on bringing a stroller for our "old enough to walk" kid. My back can't handle carrying and my nerves can t handle the whining. If my spouse insists on not bringing it, I insist that it's his job to carry her when she gets tired. Needless to say, we usually bring the stroller.

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    Cee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the surprise on his face, that matches your child’s’, when your kid opens a present from “both of you”

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or mis-reads it and thinks the child is giving him a gift, white mum stares daggers past the Xmas tree (my previous Xmas folks)

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    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes..but, nothing to do with parenting ...unless you mean parenting the husband ?

    Lytha Hawkeye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this to my husband and he responded with "I...I feel attacked"

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's for the third time while on the way!!

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surprise when you tell them to pick up your kid from their weekly soccer practice, as usual, as agreed upon since the beginning of the century.

    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 3rd or 4th or 5th or as she is walking out the door and he's freaking out heating to know where she's going and how long she will b gone!

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    GoodWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds creepy as hell 😱

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve thrown it out the window

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    Leslie Burleson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, my grandma got my daughter a talking interactive doll when my daughter was two. The doll would ask if she wanted to play a game. My daughter would say no, then the doll would be like "ok what do you want to play", so my daughter started yelling no in its face , threw it on the ground and told me "she's stupid". Luckily she's a much better mother to her actual child than she was to that doll

    Scarlet Jazzyka El Humaira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, i think i agree and like this comment! BUT NOT THE DOLL

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter will just drop it in the toilet

    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was 6 I had a baby like that , but it broke and it would burst out crying randomly, including many times in the middle of he night, even been shoved in the toy box, my parents most probably had flashbacks and my abuela was cussed out 💀😰🤦‍♀️

    Izzy_
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this doll sounds scary

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not made by Good Guys is it? oO

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    "When I catch my kids lying, I try to get to the root of why. And I let them know that lying is a worse offense than whatever they're lying to cover up," mom Samantha pointed out that good communication is essential to trust.

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    "I believe in setting high expectations for kids as far as expecting them to be good, honest people who are kind to others. And I often communicate the importance of this to my kids."

    Becoming a parent can help people become more empathetic and caring towards others. "I know I have become much more sensitive to the plight of others. Maybe this is due to having kids myself, and feeling a little bit like everyone's mom. Or just an increased awareness of mortality and people's differing life circumstances. But empathy is a good thing. Most of us could probably use a little more of it," the mom said.

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    Max M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember to check the lunch. Chocolate, with bread and candy will not fill the child, even if the kid assure you that it is the best lunch.

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a grown a*s adult and I would like to disagree ;)

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    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember mama, PB and J in first, so you don’t jelly up my cucumbers and apples! Put the Rainbow Goldfish separate from my juice, so they won’t get soggy!!!

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't do Goldfish. I simply can't eat something that's smiling at me. I feel so guilty.

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I had stuff that they could choose from

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child does this, they now have become one step closer to becoming an adult A husband or wife does this, they get canned goods in their lunch for a week

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid: Packs chocolate cake. Mom: I didn't think this through.

    Lady Lava
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter tried this once, but when I said to her to do it herself then, she rapidly shut her mouth. Since then she only asks in a neutral way what's in her lunchbox, no criticizing. The horror of making her lunch herself made her learn quick, I guess... ;-)

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    go away censors
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up on this, just let them do whatever to whenever and they eventually fall asleep. Then when they are cranky at 6am in the morning when I say time to get up for school, then I say, oh yeah, a certain someone didn't want to go to sleep on time last night. Only have to do that 1-2 times they get the message.

    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read about a dad that did that. He stopped enforcing bedtime, but set a hard and fast rule that, apart from going to the bathroom or legitimate emergencies, they were not to leave their room or bother mom and dad. They could read, play games, draw, or do whatever they wanted in their rooms. He said it took about a week of being cranky and tired in the morning (because he did not let them sleep in, even on the weekend) before they settled on a bedtime that worked for them.

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    ButterflyMcQueen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son grew up I bought him the book and accompanying cd,, Go the F**k to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson to let him know what it was like. He thought it was hilarious.

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really how long my parents can take this.

    kermit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was more like- Goodnight sweetie.- WTH WHY DA HEEL U AINT SLEEPIN GO PUT YER HED ON YE PILLOW YOU SHIRT REUHRURHR (thank my grandma)

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    Cee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad, really. Maybe Roe v Wade would never have been overturned. Have you ever heard or seen a grown man being told what his rights to his own body are?

    Amy Cunningham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roe v. Wade wouldn’t have had to exist in the first place if men were the ones getting pregnant 😑

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    Adam Manley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a comment made about women like this. Such double standards BP....

    kermit
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    3 years ago

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    Women have babies cause it’s science and if they didn’t give birth to babies then where do they come from

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, most people just go to Walmart, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.

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    It’s not just moms that have it tough, though. Relationship expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man, recently told Bored Panda how someone can tell that they’re ready to have kids. He was candid about the fact that starting a family really is the start of a new era, went into detail with us about what it’s like being a parent, and provided his own perspective of raising kids as a dad.

    "One of the main changes is that your children want and need as much of your attention as possible, which means you have a lot less spare time to do things you want, including checking your phone," he explained to us.

    "You are no longer a couple anymore. You are a couple and parents at the same time. It’s difficult to understand what it is like to be a parent without actually doing it."

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    Karin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been there so many times and always appreciated this reminder

    Ashley Shaffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. That's how you know when you have a real friend that won't judge you for calling your kids little assholes.

    Ashley Shaffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my kids to the moon and back. But I stand by what I said.

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    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also say it to childless women who might be considering it - they need to know the truth before they decide whether it's really something they can handle.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fortunate enough right now to be a SAHF and I can say I have no idea how we managed it when we both had jobs

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are grown and it's still hard

    Pamela Tapia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a store, and walked by two much younger women, one with a stroller with a toddler in it. The lady without a child in tow was saying, "Yes. It gets much easier as they get older!" I did a reverse, and looked them over...me, about forty years their senior, and having raised teenagers...said, "Don't lie to the nice lady!" And left.

    Sharkbait1313
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is much appreciated 🥰

    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This is very important. Yes you (hopefully) choose to be a parent but you are allowed to feel tired and find it hard regardless.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well your should eat your dinner if you are hungry”

    Trond Øien
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience this is a common occurrence.

    Renni Chi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid tell me he's hungry just about time I'm putting him to sleep, every god damn night

    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. This is a struggle. You make a variety of foods so they can learn different tastes but if they don't like it you have this problem for the rest of the day. Or you make plain "kid friendly" meals and they eat but you are not really feeling it. Or you make different dishes but that's a lot more work and you know that will make them ask for "options" next time too...you have to pick your fights sometimes.

    Lady Lava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know my daughter...?! :-D

    say lalisa,love me lalisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother is always like oh im to full I can't finish dinner.......5 minutes later, what do you mean I can't have dessert!!

    kermit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ate your goldfish with out a problem but broccoli is too good for ya huh, punk?

    Ashley Shaffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also I dated my kid to eat a dog treat and he did. No problems. I dated him to eat his green beans minutes later and he vomited because of the thought.

    Ashley Shaffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I save what they refused to eat

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother says when I was little I didn't throw big screaming tantrums. She said I whined a lot instead and it was way more irritating. :p

    Misty Pendergrast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son. Oh, don't get me wrong, he can tantrum with the best of them. But for the most part, he just whines with occasional brief screams for punctuation.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m probably going to get a lot of hate, but I used to pretend to record their tantrums and threaten to show their teachers. They could turn the tantrum off pretty quickly then.

    Laura MG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter threw her first tantrum in a busy mall. Since everyone was staring anyway, I joined in. She was so shocked that it stopped the tantrum. Then we just went about our day like nothing happened. First AND last tantrum!

    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found tantrums so easy to ignore, even entertaining sometimes. But whining, that's an entirely different animal. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in!

    Jerry T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have quoted this line specifically, so many times. My Jack Nicholson impersonation is spot on, but only for that phrase. Some day, when my kids are older and out of the house, they will eventually watch The Shining and I'm going to get a phone call.

    kermit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie! Little CHILD I HELPED BIRTH!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU!!

    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I was very mischievous and cheeky but I never threw tantrums

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    The essence of parenting, according to relationship expert Dan, is being responsible for others and taking care of them before even thinking of taking care of yourself. Doing this means that everyone is bound to be happy and more likely to get along.

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    “If you don’t, you will have a strained relationship with your children and potentially with your wife/girlfriend as well," the expert warned.

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    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story when me and my wife had our first child we was like I can't wait tell tell he's old enough to take care of his self so we can start going out again now he 18 and we are in bed for 9pm and I'm up at 4:30am on bp the party life

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I loved dinner, alone and bed time.

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the eldest sister. I learned early on how to ignore anyone.

    Lilac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older sister has a shirt that says 'silence, if you have nothing to say don't talk' I believe the shirt is talking to me heh...

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    Jessica Low
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldest of 5 here and I can concentrate more on work/school when there are tons of loud people around me. The quiet is suspect. Quiet is dangerous.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just calmly say I can't understand you when you are crying/throwing a fit. If you want my help you'll have to calm down and talk to me normal. I wish I could say I had a decent success rate with that

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should hear my parents with me and four other siblings, when one tiny mishap happens...It is game over for the ears and brain.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deafening, loud silence when suddenly everyone has left the house.

    Ashley Shaffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me during summers off with my kids. #teacher life. When they are old enough I'm getting a summer job.

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    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leave them on the floor to be out in the trash

    Dillon Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have our toddler a box of tissues for his birthday when he had his 2nd birthday. It made for a cute picture 2.8 seconds later when he had them all out and shredded on the floor.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught my 3 year-old wiping her nose and then putting the used tissue back in the box. I think I pushed the "renew, reuse, recycle" thing a little too far.

    Pamela Tapia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our son's could pull out half a tissue each time. Even as an older toddler. And I mean the half of the 2 ply. Not ripping them in half. We'd ask him for a tissue just to see him do it. Turns out he would ask the Dr.how much he was charging to open the sterile tray to stitch up his wound. And he's the money savvy one, so I guess he was just saving tissues.

    James Stroup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't tell them where the stockpile sits

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will they wipe there nose though? or will they just turn there head away?

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    "Understandably, that might sound like too much responsibility for some guys. Yet, when you become a dad, you are happy to do it. It doesn’t feel like a chore. It feels natural to be that selfless and to take care of them,” he said.

    According to the expert, everyone should trust their gut instinct when they think about whether or not they’re ready to have children. He also noted that people’s gut instincts may change over time, including how they feel about starting a family.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...aaaand I suspect RezFidel is childless, because this is 100% believable to me

    Anna Repp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar moment when my kid told me (I'm a single mom with dad nowhere in the picture) - Let's celebrate the father's day together, because you are my father figure!

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. They learn to manipulate you early. they know exactly where your buttons are.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 21yo told me today that they were glad (now) that they can talk to me about anything

    Maryanna Baldridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! I am a primary teacher. Half the time I think I am the meanest person on the planet. Then they turn around and say, "You're my favorite teacher EVER." Once a kid made me a card saying, "Sorry we are being so stressful." Always done with impeccable timing.

    James Stroup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To which i reply "alright you little sh#t, what did you do now?"

    Lady Lava
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! Sometimes is one of my daughters lovebombs everything I need.

    RezFidel
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    3 years ago

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    …aaaand everyone clapped

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post (as well as the comments) is confusing the hell out of me. I have no idea what’s going on!

    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THINK it means that she chose to have kids, loves them unconditionally, does not feel owed anything, and hopes her kids understand that and can be anything and ask for anything that makes them happy?

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    Anastasia Monich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my mom believed in something like this. I realize this post has been very much up to interpretation, but my mom raised me with this belief that i owed her for every penny she ever spent on me since I was born. I understand being a parent is hard. I understand that it takes a lot of work. But I didn't ask to be born. Why do I have to be enslaved to my mother just because I was forced to be born? She left me so screwed up as a kid. She is a narcissist with a psychology degree. I wish my mother only cared about making sure I grew up to be happy, successful, and a good, kind person... Instead of a business investment. Is that really such a bad thing to wish for from a parent?

    Coffee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrifice is not the same as "owing" something. Sacrifice and choice aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, there's no sacrifice without choice. So, I don't know what this dad is trying to say with his posts.

    Olga Posedaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww this is so wholesome my heart is going to burst!

    Anna Repp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no, there were (and will be) sacrifices. If it is your choice to sacrifice something in your life - it is still a sacrifice. But I would never blame my kid for that nor I would ever tell her "I sacrificed so much for you."

    Celeste Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course parents sacrifice things for their kids. Even if they choose to do so, it is still a sacrifice. Happens over big things like money and jobs, and little things like leaving places early or when they eat. This post seems to suggest parenthood isn't hard, and shouldn't feel hard. But that's just not realistic and could've damaging to someone who is struggling and feeling guilty.

    alli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the point is that the child shouldn't *feel* like you had to sacrifice for them. They don't want their child to feel they owe them for the job they chose to do when becoming a parent. It's not about what the parents feels, but the child.

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    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re boring and have no life without telling me.

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    3 years ago

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    What happens if one of your kids turns out to suffer depression or addiction then? Don't tell me, I know what a disappointed parent sounds like already.

    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if your kid turns out to be an Idi*t, oh wait. :D

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    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Rober could fulfill your dream ;) https://youtu.be/h8g9wfI9nGI?t=302

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah I think my sis need that ( I love mark rober)

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    heyitsfionabtw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they'll still find a way to trick it.

    Jessica Low
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs to sound a scary alarm when they are nearing the door and you are in there for some alone time... let us pee in peace!

    Lady Lava
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or not changing the empty toilet paper roll... Amd I want one in the hallway, for when my daughter throws her coat or shoes on a random spot on the floor instead of where they belong.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for when they use excessive amount of TP. Like lets say half a roll every go.

    bruno123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, you said you're a minor in a previous comment?

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    "I personally went from not wanting kids at all, to gradually opening up to it. At some point, my gut instinct feeling about having children changed and I decided that I'd like to have a family. So, I just went ahead with it,” he shared.

    "Yet, prior to that, I never wanted to have children. Trust your gut instinct, while knowing that what you feel about the idea of having children now, may be completely different 2, 5, or 10 years from now and that is okay. You are allowed to change what you want as you go through life. You don't have to have everything decided right now and never change your mind about anything."

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughhh fineuhhh I'll do it myself. Just like everything around this house!

    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't even have to be kids. My father didn't learn the right way to load a dishwasher until he retired. Mom and he had a huge fight over the housework and mom won. HE was the one who retired. HE had the time and energy to clean. HE was now responsible for the housework or HE could sleep in the shed. He learned some valuable cleaning lessons that first year, including the right way to load a dishwasher and what not to put in it.

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    Cathy Hurd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is allowed to load the dishwasher but me. Fortunately that's something I enjoy doing (laundry too), it's a sickness.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like doing laundry, too! It's kind of a moment of me time to me...

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    Anna Repp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to steel myself and not comment on my daughter's dishwashing skills; because if I comment, she always replies "if you do not like how I do it, do it yourself!" Yes, it is hard to accept that she misses some spots on the plates and often does not scrub the back of forks, but it'll do. I'm thankful she's doing it.

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad when i dint even like my own mom touching the dishwasher

    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect is the enemy of done

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind doing the dishes, but I'm going to do them the way that I want.

    Danish Dynomummy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand the pure faces of Triumph when they empty the machine and put it a side, totally makes up for the fact that they WILL NOT put it in the correct places

    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more my dad. Spouses and the dishwasher argument

    Lady Lava
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel this one... I would like it if my daughter does more household chorus, but on the other hand I'm a controlfreak that thinks she doesn't do it the "right" way and that I can do it better myself.

    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i look like that when my dad or brothers pack the dishwasher lmao

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    alexa pretchet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But thats the way to go at least the first couple of weeks. Giving birth was the most exhausting thing I have done so far.

    CV Vir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it works. And sometimes people have twins.

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    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... it's actually not that bad. With your first you can do this (or if you have a larger age gap between kids). I didn't do this with my first because I felt the need to have the house in order and couldn't relax - it was rough. I did do it with my third (the two older ones being 8 and 9 so they could entertain themselves for a while while I took a nap or two with baby). And me and my husband divided house work so I didn't have to worry about not having things in order - we took care of it together when he got home. It was a game changer - I was much happier and could be a better parent. So - I actually think this is good advice.

    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids are 2 and 3½, they still nap, and at least 75% of the time I nap when they do.

    LaLaMama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can nap when the baby sleeps. But who takes care of the other kid?

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that! Not sure if it helped though

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same babies sleep better than some adults

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should understand that she is still a mother in training progress.

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    Dillon Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I work 14 hr shifts all but 2 days a week. So I don't get to see the kids except those days anyway. I do miss them if we go on a date instead, even if I'm enjoying only having alone time on a date with my wife too.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually we did do a weekend away and mom watched the kids. After the first day we were missing them terribly

    Rhon Young
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had two weeks away for our 20th wedding anniversary. The kids were with us for the first week but we had the second week to ourselves. We spent the second week saying how much the kids would have loved to see / go to the places we went. YES WE MISSED THEM!

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    Anna Repp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a mom, who told me how she is miserable at work, because she misses her kids so much. I was like "Girl, are you OK? You should be enjoying that time!"

    Danish Dynomummy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the Movies with my SO for the first time in 6 years just last month...best nap I've EVER had, lol

    How people feel about parenting and how men feel about being dads is a very individual thing. A lot depends on each person’s perception of parenthood.

    "Some men see it as a truly amazing thing to become a dad, some see it as just a normal part of life, and others hate it. It really is different for every man and depends on who he is, what he wants from life, the importance he places on family, and what he truly wants to focus on," Dan was candid.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let her throw cotton balls......" 🤣 I wanna try that. It sounds relaxing!!

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other parents are liars, that's it.

    Leslie Burleson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cotton balls ! Lol ! My husband deployed when I was pregnant with our third child. One of my favorite games to play was tattoo. I'd let my kids draw all over me with washable markers. It got me at least 15 minutes of extra sleep. One day I went out forgetting to wash off my tattoos

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess my mom is the other parents lol

    May light defeat the darkness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave mine a hair brush and let them play with my hair. I tell them to braid it, style it all they want while I lie in bed trying to rest. Raising kids is brutal. You will be forced to think outside the box most times.

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they just curse in public, and everyone knows exactly who they heard it from.

    Erika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encanto! I've heard great things about that movie

    Leah Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son who is 6 1/2 is just a crack up. I was playing a game on my phone whilst on the floor with him and his legos watching Sing 2. I died in the game and said "Son of a Biscuit". While doing his legos and without a beat he says " You mean 'Sin of a B***h'..." straight faced xD it made me laugh and we discussed the word meant and how we put certain power behind words. I don't want him to be afraid to be himself and still learn what/when things are appropriate.

    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do whatever you want to avoid your kids learning cusswords. Once they go to school (sometimes already to the kindergarten) it's all been in vain 😕

    Todoroki Simp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched encanto for the 9th time yesterday

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with Gabriel Iglesias smile going, yeah, so what, it's 2020s who the #Redacted# cares about a little #redacted# profanity in front of our #redacted# kids, its not like we have a census following us bleeping out all the #Redacting for 2 minute long #redacted only word sentence#

    Jason Marin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To this very day, my parents still refuse to acknowledge that I learned swearing from them.

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was 3 when I had a friend watching him while I was at work. I came to pick him up one day and she says sheepishly "Yeah..he's been walking around say what sounds like the "S" work..." I knew exactly where he learned it. His father...everytime he got stuck in a video game he was playing. When I went home and told my husband how our son learned a new word...my husband was like "Well...time to work out harmless substitutions." Sugar Foot became the new phrase.

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    Olli Glx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet when you find it five days later all moldy!

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my son’s sandwich his “show sandwich “ it’s only there so that I don’t look like a terrible mother

    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bothers me. I was so happy when mom decided the only thing that would work for me was a lunchbox. Our school lunches were usually something I couldn't eat without it upsetting my stomach. There were never alternatives at school. So, mom would get the monthly calendar and plan which days I'd get to bring my lunch. I never traded as no one ever offered anything I could eat. If I ever came back with a full lunchbox it was because I was sick. Yet, all these moms post about how hard it is to get their kids to eat from a lunchbox. I could understand a few times a week [pizza day, nugget day, hamburger day], but every day is just confusing. If your kids just going to eat the cafeteria food anyway, why pack a lunch? Is the kid involved in choosing/planning the lunches? If your kid isn't eating, are they starving when they get home? Just what is going on here?

    Catherine Graffham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it can indicate a much deeper problem. I had a friend who got frustrated that her daughter barely ate any lunch, but when she asked the school, they said she’d eaten other food, so it was ok. My friend was a bit suspicious, so she asked her daughter. Her daughter burst into tears and explained that she never had time for lunch because she was always being punished for not finishing her work, even though she was trying her best. And the school had lied about her eating other food. Worst part was, she was dyslexic (which the school knew about) and had not been given any of the recommended support to help her keep up with her schoolwork. Needless to say, my friend was livid and complained all the way up to the local authority. A few years and a change of school later, and her daughter is thriving and has plenty of time to eat all her lunch.

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    Angela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son brings home his lunch trash in his lunchbox because it's easier than taking it to the trash can. It is disgusting.

    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? I remember my childhood the other way around! When dad came home from work and had some sandwiches left my brother and me (no toddlers but not yet going to school) were so happy to get these impossibly tasty "rabbit-sandwiches"! Don't know why they were named like that! 😂

    Maryanna Baldridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a teacher. So many things could cause this. 1) Too much socializing and not enough eating. 2) getting to the cafeteria late due to teacher or hallway traffic. 3) trouble opening packaging 4) sharing with other kids 5) not liking the food in the lunchbox 6) getting free school hot lunch because it is so fun to go through the line and all your friends are doing it 7) short lunch time (20 minute here in Oregon) 8) gets to play on playground after lunch and so does not finish lunch to get more play time 9) kids bullying you because your food is different than there's 10) going to the bathroom during lunch and running out of time. There are more, but this is getting kind of long. Kids are all different. Find out why it's happening and work with the teacher to fix the problem. Not the office, the teacher.

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you install a go pro and see what's she is actually eating

    Wysteria_Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger one did this, though we knew he probably wouldn't eat it. But it's better to send them with a lunch than get a call from a concerned teacher who thinks you didn't even try to give them lunch at all! It became, "Listen, this is to let people know that we CAN feed you and are TRYING. You want to not eat it and starve, that's on you, but you WILL TAKE IT WITH YOU."

    Jods
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never let my mother catch me with a still full lunch box - I’d learnt the consequences earlier. I used to eat it on the bus home from school. Never occurred to me to throw it away!

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    "For example: If a man was truly focused on achieving his biggest goals and ambitions in life prior to having children, he will usually continue to focus on that as being the most important thing to him, while also giving time to his children and wife, or girlfriend. If a man didn’t have big goals outside of the relationship prior to having children, his children will often become a huge part or the main part of what he sees as his purpose in life," he said.

    "In other cases, a man will suddenly become ambitious and want to achieve a lot more to ensure that he can provide for his children and give them a better life."

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    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a minor myself, I heard my parents laugh form the other room after having a tantrum where I threw bananas on the floor

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does sound like a really weird thing to do.

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    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an auntie, wait until they are teens. You'll be mad and should laugh because laughter works so much better than angry nagging with teens.

    Indosidius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Mad infront of the kid. Go to my room, close the door, laugh into the pillow, repeat when needed.

    Kathryn Burnett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so hard! I tell my daughter no, she gives me the sweetest smile and it's so hard not to break.

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can accuse my parents of doing this A LOT.

    Nightshade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I could get my parents to laugh when they were mad. Well, my mom. My dad was angry once he was angry.

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    Someone Somewhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In summertime though, it's all lunch time, ALL DAY!!

    kermit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HECK YEAHHH 3 DAY WEEKENDS BABAY THANK YOUU MARTIN LUTHER KING WE LOVE YOU KING YEEHAW

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me Ma'am how much wine did you drink?

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    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Daughter- builds a massive castle- won't let us EVER put the lego away..she's 5, this castle is just a bunch of lego pieces out on display looking messy.

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry you'll find every piece....in the dark with your bare feet!! 😖

    Sara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still cleaning up from when the dog knocked over a massive city I built. Yes, I built it. My son likes to just "add details".

    go away censors
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    solution is you make them work on a blanket. When they are done, you fold the blanket like a pizza slice you are about to eat, and pour the spare parts into a box.

    Poeha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irritating that they don't sell em with glue.

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    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep will be the same with every child and parent.

    HappyKitteh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every stage of parenting you are in is the hardest stage of parenting.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And.......they stay that way, off and on, for the next twenty plus years.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we could harness the chutzpah of kids…

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her match with a soul mate already covered.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "LOOK AT WUG. WUG CAPTAIN NOW." (Everyone who gets this reference, thank you for also being as much of a Markiplier fan as I am)

    Cattress511
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. We know who is really in charge. We pretend it's us, but we know. Wrapped around that tiny little pinky of hers.

    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in the wise words of Five from The Umbrella Academy, "I'm the daddy here!"

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    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with 'make sure they dress for the weather.' Sure you can wear the superhero costume, but [winter] you'll still need to wear a coat.

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they had clothes on it was good

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    kermit
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We gave my dad a best dad award. He was much happier with the beer 16 pack.

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was a mother and come across this I would say "life is soo easy it is just boring"

    Zodiac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont know why u were downvoted, lemme fix that buddy.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be afraid of puncturing something with those nails!!

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bit of advice there. I've commented on these nails before and got downvoted veeeery quickly

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does people do daily things with these long nails? I have a centimeter long nail and I can't use my hands perfectly.

    Queen fhk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel uncomfortable watching this picture (joke)

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, the side that’s not leaking

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always! Or both are. Or the one you use the most...

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    JinjoBread
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'd just go away, you wouldn't see it anymore.

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    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Especially if you plan something bigger (and expensive) like a trip or vacation. It's doomed to be filled with a lot of "I don't want to do this....." EVEN if you asked before you booked that heavily overpriced entree ticket. Lots of fun/s. They usually remember it as something fun later on though... but to be fair you could just as easily do something at home and they would have great memories from that too. Adults see grand gestures and "perfect planning" while for kids it's all in the small stuff (like that you, as a parent, had fun with them - they remember that the most).

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    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of friends who had so much good luck with the first one that they thought other parents were just 'doing it wrong.' So they had another and discovered that they weren't as right as they believed.

    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't relate ..I did feel lucky after years of trying and I still feel lucky that I have them both..

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    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear he likes tacos and beer too

    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Santa's helper" passed out in front of the fireplace after the "Santa", who lived there, forgot to put the hidden presents under the tree and in the stocking when he came home at 2:00 a.m. and crashed in bed. Santa's birthday was on Christmas and he would go out on Christmas Eve and celebrate a bit. Mrs. Santa tripped over the friend that she didn't know was asleep in front of the fireplace (no fire) because she could not turn the lights on and wake up the sleeping child. Stocking holder fell and broke, narrowly missing Santa's friend's head. Fun story to share with the offspring when they grow up. Wish I would have had some pizza and wine.

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    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep coco melon has covered my parent's "chaos family" insurance.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I watched Sonic the Hedgehog for the 8th time this week.

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    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to sleep in til 7 am, I don't even have kids.

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    Pheebs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this when my coworkers used to start asking me questions before I’d even set my backpack down. Now, this is how I feel when I start getting teams messages before my official start time.

    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom says it felt like a 'swarm of bees in her head' driving me to preschool

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    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had a habit of announcing when he was doing the chores. So I started doing the same thing. Waaaay more often. He's stopped announcing stuff now, and helps a lot more.

    Shelp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family, we use to thank each other when we do chores. Maybe the husband comes from such a family and is genuinely confused/sad that his wife doesn't acknowledge his work.

    Judes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the husband thanked the wife for all the chores she does, then she'd most likely reciprocate.

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    K Sarfo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because how ever smart you are, your brain is primitive enough in its emotions to belive you, and then you have a wonderful self fulfilling prophecy going on.. its kinder to the kids to just dump them at the firestation. Trust me

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    GoodWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audiobooks have changed my life lol

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are awesome, my sister can’t fall asleep without one

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    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide under a blanket and browse bp

    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there, done that! Only that the air get's too stale so fast.

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    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Animal Crossing is for!

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fall asleep first when I do that :( He wants me to lie on the floor or next to him.

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    Mere Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 yo: holds all her fingers up, puts one down, counts the remaining 9 and then cries because she has only 9 fingers up...

    K Sarfo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is a joke, but If you dont know how to change a cheese-sticks realtive position in the world from horisontally to vertical you should not not not have kids

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you only need one, then I think you may be too young for this site.

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I feel attacked...

    Upstaged75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5. Do I win something for having the highest number?

    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 2? tell that to the 6 pillows on my bed

    K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one? Hmm... I think that is physically impossible...

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to multiply the result by 2.

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    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I vaguely remember this episode of Eastenders. Heather & Minty here, she had a asthma attack after a bust up with Phil Mitchell, taken to hospital and discovered she was pregnant, cue titles and drums

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I think my love is about to run out of battery.

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    K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why only 14 points? It totally describes mom life.

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put an old shower curtain on the kitchen floor for play doh

    K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they say "could you...?" They could be demanding. And who says you can go to the store alone? Lucky...

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. First time I had a soccer mom ask me for a play date with my kid was after her kid slammed their car door into my car. I had an old used car so it wasn't the end of the world but thought it was weird she never said sorry. Apparently, the play date was going to be at my house, even though she was a stay at home mom and I worked full time. Her kid came over, was super hyper, broke a couple of things, but genuinely was a good kid. She decided another play date was in order, again, at my house. I politely declined. She never did offer to have me or my kid over to her house.

    K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... the nerve of some people. Glad you could decline politely. It's a horrible situation. Oh wait- horrible isn't the word. Hmm... dreadful? Horrendous? Either.

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    Dillon Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids never eat very much of their candy and don't want to 🤷🏻 we just throw it out after 6 months unless we want some

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a spare bag of those godawful "circus peanuts" and switch out with the real Halloween haul, then they'll believe you.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assorted sugar delivery systems

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garnished with generous lashings of caffeine.

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    go away censors
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we know that one. "What do you want for v-day?" "nothing" .... immediately goes and buys soaps, flowers, chocolates, special wine, etc.

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    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to with parenting .. it's a meme on why it's ridiculous to spend so much on a wedding when the dresses just get hung in a wardrobe and never worn again and you can go for the most expensive caterers but someone will still complain about the food.

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