When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.

There will always be an eyelash in your eye.

These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!

These are all curse ideas for people who make you angry. ♥

I am afraid we are in heck already.

Every time you order and drive away from a fast food drive-thru, you realize that the worker simply forgot the spoon or fork you needed AND did not include any napkins.

The only news website you can access is Yahoo News where every story is fake.

The 22nd Amendment has been repealed, Trump elected to fifth term - wait that's not Heck, you are in Hell.

Always a really windy day. Not like hurricane force, but blustery.

Netflix password never working or I am not a robot function never agreeing with you

I think most of my heck-nightmares have been posted here!

You can never click out of the adult web site nor turn either the screen or computer off while your fiance and future in-laws are walking into the room.

all scrunchies are not good enough to go around more than 2 times but you need it to be three

After reading these and the comments I can only say "What a bunch of useless first world fucktards". Please promise never to reproduce.

Every pepper shaker has holes too small to get a reasonable amount of pepper onto your food in an appropriate amount of time and the tops won't come off.

That is so true

What about people that take plastic bags for 1 item at the store?

I can feel the annoyance just reading this.

Your stracciatella ice-cream doesn't have any chocolate pieces in it. And all the chocolate-chip cookies have mostly raisins in them.