Aww this is kinda sweet

An actual out loud laugh, thanks 😆

That is one hell of a burn! Needs medical attention

I prefer planting spaghetti trees.

Ouch... with the new uniforms hooters was trying to push last month, that statement could have been... "uniforms our employees can wear"

Brutal!!

EAT THIS, khaled! (Yes, I wrote his name in small letters on purpose.)

Right now, I am imagining what a roast war between Bored Panda, Buzzfeed, Pinterest and Reddit would look like.

Call the ICU, we have a fourth degree burn here

That's a good ad.

One person designed 90% of London's fried chicken shop logos: https://metro.co.uk/2015/03/19/meet-mr-chicken-hes-responsible-for-90-per-cent-of-londons-fried-chicken-shop-logos-5109755/

Thing is...if 99% of your menu options contain fried chicken you're pretty limited with relevant letters to use no?

♫ Now i now my KFC... next time won't you...♪

TFC: The F*****g Chicken!

MFC mother f*****g chiken

We have DFC where we live. Not as good as KFC but they do have yummy fried chicken ;)

Is it bad that I spent a good 30 seconds wondering why they had missed out K in this 😂

Hey, they missed the "K"! Oh...wait...

CFC chlorofluorochicken.

I remember a burger house called "Burger Queen"

does VFC stand for very fried chicken?

I like the ffc one the best, I read it as fck fake chicken

I like how one of them is Jesus F-ing Christ.

FFS?

I call it the AFCC: The Alphabetical Fried Chicken Chain

MFC: M**********r Chicken

Wellllll...if you sell fried chicken, it seems reasonable to put that in the name.

Wendy is a savage girl.

I snorted my cuppa reading this one.

That necklace looks tacky.

Beautiful burn

Ooooh, got some Big Smack.

Chick Fil A donates to anti-LGBT charities/organizations, so I have never eaten there. With no opinion on Chick Fil A, Wendy is right

and then old spice found a hole to hide in

Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).

It's nice when someone gets what they deserve

The point of reservation is the HOLD. Anyone can TAKE the reservation. *waving madly catching the air* (have no idea how many folks here get this reference)

I'm thinking of the drivers who just see the last billboard that says, "No, not really" and wonder wtf Chevrolet is advertising.

Not to be confused with putain. ;-)

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She's currently being treated for severe twitter burns.

Conan got some Barbarian burn.

So... Did they ever bring back the spicy nuggets?

The last two lines made my day

Hahaha... Jimmy John's pulled out Wendy's full government name

Insta deserved it

This is why they say to be wary of red heads. They can act all sweet but tick them off and you're gonna burn.

They saw an opportunity and they took it

Soooo, they're agreeing their product tastes like glue? I'm not sure that response had the result they were hoping for.

Ouch! Back in the Premier League though at last. But, yes, it's been a long and hard road back so kudos to Pizza Hut for the good burn. Still prefer Dominos though.