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Don't Piss Off Moonpie

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1.2Kpoints

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Pungent Sauce 3 years ago

An actual out loud laugh, thanks 😆

274points

Happy Father's Day

Final score:

1Kpoints

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

That is one hell of a burn! Needs medical attention

259points

The ‘Company Battles’ subreddit is fairly new, having celebrated its 3rd birthday at the end of August. The moderating team is compact as well, with only 2 moderators keeping the entire online group in check.

However, what the subreddit has plenty of are rules. There are 10 of these commandments that members of the group absolutely must follow. Most obviously, everyone has to do their best to stay civil and polite.

Wendy's: Square Or Circle Hamburgers?

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990points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

I prefer planting spaghetti trees.

253points

Oof

Final score:

880points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Ouch... with the new uniforms hooters was trying to push last month, that statement could have been... "uniforms our employees can wear"

240points

Samsung Confirms That Galaxy S8 Camera Cannot Support Edward's First Photo

Final score:

765points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Brutal!!

189points

There’s absolutely no bullying allowed on r/CompanyBattles and redditors have to mind their own business, not posting any private information about any people who might end up being featured alongside the globally-recognized brands while they’re showing off their media game and witty comebacks.

What’s more, community members should strive to share only high-quality posts. If something’s low-quality, an ad, or very clearly spam, it’s going to get removed. After all, some companies might try to advertise on the subreddit itself in a very sneaky manner (though we hope they have more sense than that!). That’s also part of the reason why posts should only feature screenshots without any links.

Dictionary Had No Problem Roasting Dj Khaled

Final score:

755points

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Woltax 3 years ago

EAT THIS, khaled! (Yes, I wrote his name in small letters on purpose.)

267points

Haha

Final score:

703points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Right now, I am imagining what a roast war between Bored Panda, Buzzfeed, Pinterest and Reddit would look like.

241points

When Gamestop Roasts You

Final score:

683points

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J. F. 3 years ago (edited)

Call the ICU, we have a fourth degree burn here

190points

Some time ago, I reached out to financial expert Sam Dogen from the Financial Samurai blog, to have a chat about income inequality in companies. CEOs of major brands can end up earning millions of dollars each year (alongside hefty bonuses and great perks) while those further down the chain can sometimes barely scratch together a living. However, the reasons for this aren’t always clear.

Sam pointed out that the financial system has created an extreme dichotomy between the very fortunate and regular Pandas like you and me.

#10

Newspaper/Billboard Ad From KFC — An Alphabet Of Imitations

Final score:

681points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

That's a good ad.

205points

#11

Free Disappointment

Final score:

673points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Wendy is a savage girl.

226points

#12

Wendy's Is Not Scared Of Nobody

Final score:

671points

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

I snorted my cuppa reading this one.

132points

“CEOs have no magical powers. Yes, they have the operational experience to run big companies. However, they are often just spokespeople and ambassadors of the firm. One person cannot make that big a difference in a large organization. If Tim Cook from Apple steps down, the company will be fine. Another overpaid CEO will take his place,” the financial expert explained to Bored Panda that CEOs aren’t all-powerful or always extremely talented.

“The reason why CEOs can get paid so much is due to the direct correlation of the size of the company. When a company is worth hundreds of billions of dollars, it’s easier to pay a CEO tens of millions of dollars a year, which comprised mostly of stock options,” Sam said.

#13

Staples Mocking Kris Jenner's New Necklace

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628points

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yeciye 3 years ago

That necklace looks tacky.

359points

#14

Tesco Went In For The Kill

Final score:

623points

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Mazer 3 years ago

Beautiful burn

117points

#15

Mcdonald’s vs. Burger King

Final score:

591points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Ooooh, got some Big Smack.

150points

“At the end of the day, the CEO and the Board of Directors’ goal is to provide as much value and returns as possible for its shareholders. And if that means firing thousands of employees, then that is what they will do. It is a sad reality of extreme capitalism,” the expert explained to Bored Panda that those at the top of the company will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat. In most cases, the bottom line is more important to them than the livelihood of their employees.

#16

Chick-Fil-A Will Forever Be At A Disadvantage

Final score:

569points

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Orange is aging 3 years ago

Chick Fil A donates to anti-LGBT charities/organizations, so I have never eaten there. With no opinion on Chick Fil A, Wendy is right

235points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

Yeah they are huge homophobes.

28points

Tobin Kern 3 years ago

No for clarification, they donate to companies that are "Pro" Christian values. Being pro something does not inherently mean you are anti something else. Thats a fallacy they teach in 6th grade. Do you know how many gay kids work at my local Chick Fil A? About 20% of them.

13points

Dodo 3 years ago

In this case "pro Christian values" is traditional marriage and believing homosexuality is a sin.

19points

Aaricia 3 years ago

They tried to open up in London once, it would be their first restaurant in Europe. It did not go well, they closed after just 3 days because people kept sabotaging due to the owners homophobic beliefs.

7points

Noel Benavente 3 years ago

wow, that is awful. Good to know, next time i go to the US won't even get close to any of their restaurants.

5points

Tara Moov 3 years ago

USA fact-checked this. I'm sharing the link in case people want the whole story. But I still don't trust them or eat there either. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/30/fact-check-chick-fil-a-has-not-resumed-donations-groups-oppose-lgbtq-rights/3244765001/

5points

Lemonclouds20 3 years ago

What's an anti LGBT charity?

4points

Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 3 years ago

They said they changed but, I don’t trust them. Not until they prove it.

4points

spofa! 3 years ago

Oh s**t, now I understand the hate on Chick Fil A ...time to never eat there again <3

3points

chaotic legal 2 years ago

the fact that charity exists . . . I . . . - can I make a charity to make my doggo the world crowned expert butt sniffer?

1point

Wednesday 3 years ago

No chik-fil-A(ssholes) here! I mean there are but we go to Bird Call.

1point

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

Yea i hate them and I've never seen one irk

1point

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

I knew they were a Christian organization (NBD), but this...This is a big deal! Guess I'll stick with Mickie D, In n Out, well, anyone else.

1point

Lynn H 2 years ago

I ate at Chick-fil-A once. Not my choice. It's disgusting and I don't understand why so many people eat there. So yes a Wendy's sandwich is much better

0points

kkathleen517 3 years ago

Chick-fil-A does what now?! Seriously?

0points

Loki fan 101 3 years ago

I heard and it's because there christian and sunday is there "resting day" so they beilive everybody should get the day off. Also as a biracial person I strongly believe that it is because Christians were alway straighter than a ruler, and don't believe in LGBTQ+.

0points

memeaubdoctor 3 years ago

Chick-fil-A taste amazing but they're terrible. So I'm definitely going to say Wendy's is better just cuz they actually have ice cream milkshakes

0points

Isaac Dysh 3 years ago

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0points

Russian Otaku 3 years ago

Misspelled wendy is wrong

0points

Russell Rieckenberg 3 years ago

I have never eaten there because when one near me was getting ready to open, I read the ingredients list. To be fair, I have never read the ingredients of other restaurants where I regularly eat.

-2points

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Poultry Geist 3 years ago

When I ate Wendy’s I loved that spicy chicken sandwich !!

23points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Yep... Chick Fil A, Hobby Lobby, Papa Johns have all endorsed some pretty ugly thinking.

15points

Kristal 3 years ago

Yup, all of which I am actively boycotting as well.

6points

Beth Arriaga 3 years ago

They need to give Wendy's social media person a raise.

8points

Brandon Marlowe 3 years ago

Popeye's chicken sandwich puts ALL their competition to shame.

6points

Tanja H 3 years ago

Can anyone explain to me how the heck chickafilalila is pronounced?!

4points

Pepper DeVoe 3 years ago

Chick fill lay

5points

Elsie 3 years ago

Yep it's like chick filet short for a filet of chicken

1point

Rider 3 years ago

Ho-mo-phobe

0points

Beta 3 years ago

When I ate at Wendy’s i- oh wait i didn’t eat at wendys

3points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Also not having an agenda of prejudice and hate.

1point

Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago

I love Wendy's Social media responses...

1point

Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago

BOOM!

1point

kalle1724 3 years ago

This one made me laugh!

1point

Just A Banana. 2 years ago

I love the spicy chicken sandwich deluxe!!! 😍

0points

Not PC 3 years ago

Damn Wendy’s! Don’t hold back y’all! 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Robert Miller 3 years ago

Brilliant !

0points

Cathy Carey 3 years ago

No thanks, I'll wait till Monday.

0points

Billy Haake 3 years ago

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0points

SDLT010 3 years ago

Wendy has been in most of these pictures. Wendy is savage.

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Chick-fil-A. They'd change their name if they knew it was a lesbian sex position

0points

peruchipac 3 years ago

SAVAGE!!! And the areligious edge I love!

0points

F. H. 3 years ago

I don't get why they are closed on sundays. Closing a restaurant on a sunday would be close to heresy in a catholic country.

0points

Bear42212 3 years ago

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Margaret Gilberg 3 years ago

We agree with orange is aging on this one.

0points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

not enoungh spciy to even come close to the burns Wendy's gives

0points

Gina Babe 3 years ago

MVP right here!!!

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

they had to go there

0points

Julie Harden 3 years ago

Lol. That's amazing. I heart Wendy's

0points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

wait, is the joke here that you won't be well after eating it, OR is the joke that they aren't open on sunday? confused.

0points

Gina Babe 3 years ago

They aren't open Sunday

1point

Annamay Gambino 3 years ago

I refuse to spend my old lady money anywhere that promotes hate.

-1point

Sam Cook 3 years ago

Love both, but prefer Chick-fil-A.

-2points

Marsha McCarthy 3 years ago

Totally agree with ‘Orange is aging’. Horrible company.

-2points

Briana Landers 3 years ago

A company that supports orphans burning a company that supports fascist

-3points

BasedWang 3 years ago

BRRRAAAT

-3points

Steve Ramaekers 3 years ago

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Nikole 3 years ago

Isn't the sabbath Saturday?

3points

More Thinking Needed 3 years ago

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#17

Old Spice vs. Taco Bell

Final score:

561points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

and then old spice found a hole to hide in

97points

#18

Redbox Thought They Was Being Cool

Final score:

543points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).

195points

#19

Microsoft Told It Like It Was

Final score:

523points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

It's nice when someone gets what they deserve

112points

#20

Don't Know If A Small Restaurant Counts As A Company, But

Final score:

513points

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Buren 3 years ago

The point of reservation is the HOLD. Anyone can TAKE the reservation. *waving madly catching the air* (have no idea how many folks here get this reference)

144points

#21

Ford vs. Chevy: A Timeless Tale

Final score:

477points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

I'm thinking of the drivers who just see the last billboard that says, "No, not really" and wonder wtf Chevrolet is advertising.

233points

#22

More Like Country Battles

Final score:

419points

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Robert T 3 years ago

Not to be confused with putain. ;-)

141points

#23

Wendy's Back At It Again

Final score:

416points

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Jude Ogle 3 years ago

ＨＥＡＤＳＨＯＴ

126points

#24

Thanks For Having My Back Sunny D

Final score:

392points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

She's currently being treated for severe twitter burns.

79points

#25

Netflix Fought Back

Final score:

382points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Conan got some Barbarian burn.

69points

#26

No Holding Back When It Comes To Spicy Nuggets

Final score:

368points

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S. 3 years ago

So... Did they ever bring back the spicy nuggets?

64points

#27

It Was The Recorder Version Too. My Sides

Final score:

365points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

The last two lines made my day

107points

#28

Yes They Do Deliver

Final score:

359points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Hahaha... Jimmy John's pulled out Wendy's full government name

106points

#29

Tik Tok Getting Roasted

Final score:

337points

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Megan Curl 3 years ago

Insta deserved it

56points

#30

Rocks And Cardboard!

Final score:

316points

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Pearl 3 years ago

This is why they say to be wary of red heads. They can act all sweet but tick them off and you're gonna burn.

91points

#31

Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

Final score:

297points

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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

They saw an opportunity and they took it

88points

#32

That Still Would Have Not Stopped Him From Typing This

Final score:

293points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Soooo, they're agreeing their product tastes like glue? I'm not sure that response had the result they were hoping for.

51points

For All The Football/Soccer Fans Out There

Final score:

271points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Ouch! Back in the Premier League though at last. But, yes, it's been a long and hard road back so kudos to Pizza Hut for the good burn. Still prefer Dominos though.

33points

#34

Frickin' Nerds

Final score:

270points

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Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Hmm... I like Toyotas reason

155points

#35

Butterfinger Roasted Tom Brady After Losing The 2018 Super Bowl

Final score:

267points

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J. F. 3 years ago

Savage

59points

#36

Bk Getting Over On Mcdee's

Final score:

254points

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XSpooky_Mint 3 years ago

Burger King X McDonald's fan-fiction?

118points

#37

Damn Tesla Be Roasting It’s Competitors Hard

Final score:

251points

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

Took me some seconds to understand, and DAMN!

71points

#38

Sodas Unite !

Final score:

250points

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Rissie 3 years ago

These are all Coca Cola brands, so big meh.

62points

#39

Coachella Fires Back

Final score:

229points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Elon should postpone having kids until he figures out how to not give them names that came out of a monkey spelling experiment.

195points

#40

A Healthy Relationship

Final score:

229points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Some people just want to see the world burn... especially red-haired girls

85points

Mcdonalds Going After Starbucks

Final score:

223points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Looks like a Fapperinnocino so to some people it might be great tasting.

28points

#42

Burger King At It Again

Final score:

210points

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S. 3 years ago

First, Wendy writes Wattpad fanfics, then KFC makes a dating game simulator, and now this? This season of Black Mirror is getting weird.

55points

#43

Sketchers Fires Shotgun Shells At Nike

Final score:

201points

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Sneeze 3 years ago

Im guessing this was relased after the basketball players' brand new bike split underneath him and he got injured

37points

#44

Oof

Final score:

195points

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im.bored.person 3 years ago

ouch

22points

#45

Steelseries Going Hard On Apple Right Now

Final score:

173points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

I wonder how many idiots actually bought the Apple monitor stand for $999? Probably more than you think.

68points

#46

Whatsapp Just Got Burned

Final score:

157points

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Steph Harrison 3 years ago

Eh, I'll stick to WeTransfer

23points

#47

Bmw Takes It Up A Notch For Halloween

Final score:

146points

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Pungent Sauce 3 years ago

GF just took her new bimmer in for brake pads and wipers. $2300. I’m staying on team Toyota, thanks.

66points

#48

Wendy's Burns Blizzard Activision

Final score:

135points

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rspanther 3 years ago

That was very painful.

27points

Bitcoin Is Not Messing Around

Final score:

112points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

If Facebook was a little more rigorous with their blocking standards, we might not have had the January 6th insurgency. I have zero issues with Facebook freezing or blocking improper behavior on its site.

55points

#50

Digiorno Changed Their Twitter Bio To Spoof Papa John's Slogan And Papa Johns Dished It Right Back

Final score:

95points

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Monika Rhodes 3 years ago

Papa John's is f disgusting. Pizzas and chicken.

29points

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Sarcasm Queen 3 years ago

All I've learned from this is Wendy's has great burns.

69points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

This is why I don't f*** with Wendy's

17points

SDLT010 3 years ago

Me too

1point

WildBerry 3 years ago

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Marlow Del Razo Lane 3 years ago

Wendy knows how to give a 3rd-degree burn#savageeeee

22points

BananaJo 3 years ago

Wendy's is better

13points

Julie Harden 3 years ago

Wendy's is still The Queen of social media.

10points

WildBerry 3 years ago

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Zedrapazia 3 years ago

I'm sure the people that are hired to write those roasts are having the fun of their lives

5points

ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago

Damn, I regret that Wendy's only opened in Britain in June 2021, I haven't had a chance to try their food. Just hope it's as good as their burns!

4points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

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Mrs. Mir 3 years ago

So this was all really just a thread about Wendy’s?

4points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

Yep. The Wendy's Life

1point

BookCrazyTeen 3 years ago

TIL… Not to f*ck with Wendy’s.

4points

Duncan 3 years ago

Wendy's in Australia is a doughnut shop.

1point

asdf 3 years ago

so, our lesson is, never mess with Wendy's or else you're gonna get burned bad

1point

KombatBunni 3 years ago

I do enjoy a good roast..anyone bring the popcorn?

1point

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

I did with some butter on it. Want some?

1point

moon bee 3 years ago

you forgot about Duolingo's tiktok account hahaha

0points

Nooberton 3 years ago

https://time.com/5233477/sally-kohn-the-opposite-of-hate/ Hey liberals read this

-2points

John Baker 3 years ago

A) Calling most of these "witty" is more than a bit of a stretch. B) Wendy's is grossly overrepresented, and C) pretty damned cocky for a place that comes in dead last on my list of potential lunchtime destinations.

-3points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

I must be missing something here, all seem so childish and pathetic

-3points

Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

Humor is subjective.

8points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago (edited)

Or just the fact that you cant find your happy place.

1point

Janned 3 years ago

I find brands roasting each other very tacky.

0points

Si 3 years ago

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Pearl 3 years ago

Roasting? Um..no?

4points

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Sarcasm Queen 3 years ago

All I've learned from this is Wendy's has great burns.

69points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

This is why I don't f*** with Wendy's

17points

SDLT010 3 years ago

Me too

1point

WildBerry 3 years ago

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Marlow Del Razo Lane 3 years ago

Wendy knows how to give a 3rd-degree burn#savageeeee

22points

BananaJo 3 years ago

Wendy's is better

13points

Julie Harden 3 years ago

Wendy's is still The Queen of social media.

10points

WildBerry 3 years ago

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Zedrapazia 3 years ago

I'm sure the people that are hired to write those roasts are having the fun of their lives

5points

ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago

Damn, I regret that Wendy's only opened in Britain in June 2021, I haven't had a chance to try their food. Just hope it's as good as their burns!

4points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

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Mrs. Mir 3 years ago

So this was all really just a thread about Wendy’s?

4points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

Yep. The Wendy's Life

1point

BookCrazyTeen 3 years ago

TIL… Not to f*ck with Wendy’s.

4points

Duncan 3 years ago

Wendy's in Australia is a doughnut shop.

1point

asdf 3 years ago

so, our lesson is, never mess with Wendy's or else you're gonna get burned bad

1point

KombatBunni 3 years ago

I do enjoy a good roast..anyone bring the popcorn?

1point

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

I did with some butter on it. Want some?

1point

moon bee 3 years ago

you forgot about Duolingo's tiktok account hahaha

0points

Nooberton 3 years ago

https://time.com/5233477/sally-kohn-the-opposite-of-hate/ Hey liberals read this

-2points

John Baker 3 years ago

-3points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

I must be missing something here, all seem so childish and pathetic

-3points

Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

Humor is subjective.

8points

Mark and Elmo 3 years ago (edited)

Or just the fact that you cant find your happy place.

1point

Janned 3 years ago

I find brands roasting each other very tacky.

0points

Si 3 years ago

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Pearl 3 years ago

Roasting? Um..no?

4points