Aww this is kinda sweet

An actual out loud laugh, thanks 😆

That is one hell of a burn! Needs medical attention

I prefer planting spaghetti trees.

Ouch... with the new uniforms hooters was trying to push last month, that statement could have been... "uniforms our employees can wear"

Brutal!!

EAT THIS, khaled! (Yes, I wrote his name in small letters on purpose.)

Right now, I am imagining what a roast war between Bored Panda, Buzzfeed, Pinterest and Reddit would look like.

Call the ICU, we have a fourth degree burn here

That's a good ad.

Wendy is a savage girl.

I snorted my cuppa reading this one.

That necklace looks tacky.

Beautiful burn

Ooooh, got some Big Smack.

Chick Fil A donates to anti-LGBT charities/organizations, so I have never eaten there. With no opinion on Chick Fil A, Wendy is right

and then old spice found a hole to hide in

Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).

It's nice when someone gets what they deserve

The point of reservation is the HOLD. Anyone can TAKE the reservation. *waving madly catching the air* (have no idea how many folks here get this reference)

I'm thinking of the drivers who just see the last billboard that says, "No, not really" and wonder wtf Chevrolet is advertising.

Not to be confused with putain. ;-)

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She's currently being treated for severe twitter burns.

Conan got some Barbarian burn.

So... Did they ever bring back the spicy nuggets?

The last two lines made my day

Hahaha... Jimmy John's pulled out Wendy's full government name

Insta deserved it

This is why they say to be wary of red heads. They can act all sweet but tick them off and you're gonna burn.

They saw an opportunity and they took it

Soooo, they're agreeing their product tastes like glue? I'm not sure that response had the result they were hoping for.

Ouch! Back in the Premier League though at last. But, yes, it's been a long and hard road back so kudos to Pizza Hut for the good burn. Still prefer Dominos though.

Hmm... I like Toyotas reason

Savage

Burger King X McDonald's fan-fiction?

Took me some seconds to understand, and DAMN!

These are all Coca Cola brands, so big meh.

Elon should postpone having kids until he figures out how to not give them names that came out of a monkey spelling experiment.

Some people just want to see the world burn... especially red-haired girls

Looks like a Fapperinnocino so to some people it might be great tasting.

First, Wendy writes Wattpad fanfics, then KFC makes a dating game simulator, and now this? This season of Black Mirror is getting weird.

Im guessing this was relased after the basketball players' brand new bike split underneath him and he got injured

ouch

I wonder how many idiots actually bought the Apple monitor stand for $999? Probably more than you think.

Eh, I'll stick to WeTransfer

GF just took her new bimmer in for brake pads and wipers. $2300. I’m staying on team Toyota, thanks.

That was very painful.

If Facebook was a little more rigorous with their blocking standards, we might not have had the January 6th insurgency. I have zero issues with Facebook freezing or blocking improper behavior on its site.

Papa John's is f disgusting. Pizzas and chicken.