Brain Baba's!

I am not ready for this s**t.

Hope she can come do my place on the weekends!

That is a beautiful horse.... both of them.

13 going on 30?

Let's start normalizing the fact that clothes are really expensive and deserve to be worn more than once!

Hahaha this photo!

Joke on them, I am not that fun.

I was going to comment something smart but I'm so tired. I'll do it tomorrow.

EXACTLY. this is why I refuse, despite being a good cook. Time is money. I just buy pre-made. Apologies to underpaid pre-made sandwich workers.

Loki! CHILD!

Those were the days. Spending all night reading...simpler times.

My Mom and I be like: 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎙️🎙️🎶🎶🎶🎶🎙️🎙️🎶🎶🎶🎶

According to my dietician the worst thing you can do is eat or drink on an empty stomach, at least that's what I understood when I read her list of do's and don'ts.

A rare sighting of Brown Meg, legendary guardian of Britain

I'd like a refund please.

Three weeks??? Expectation nowadays!

It's the American way.

Me when I'm in a hurry.

EVERY. TIME.

To be fair the last thing I need is someone being obsessed with me. I'd like to have a healthy relationship please.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

POV: When your friend brings one of their other friends to lunch but you don't know the other friend so you just sit there awkwardly while they reminisce about something they did 4 years ago.

This is actually brilliant because it will save the hassles of a divorce.

And even after a whole year you can start the conversation just where you left it and be sure they understand your twisted mind

I hope it's not a chili pepper cake, because you don't need the extra burn.

"I should never have eaten Plasticene"

I used to be the first pic because I used to care what others though of me - and I suffered (we have harsh harsh winters). Now I am the second pic and couldn't be happier - not just because it's warm and cozy, but also because I freed myself of wanting others to like my looks.

Pre-K 401k.

I can't even pick out clothes in 15 minutes! 😄

How to scare off kidnappers 101:

Why do people do this? This is the worst!

Oh it's happening!

"No. I also missed the litterbox by a considerable margin"

Awww, that is just too cute.

Well yeah that's why its called "after work". I don't exist to the outside world after 8pm.

Yup, rich will do that to you. All the money in the world for surgery, injections, make-up and photoshop.

The second picture is me right now.

I can relate to this. If I can't sleep well at night and get up before dawn, all I have to do is make breakfast and I'm back in bed in no time.

Enjoy the absence of toxic drama

SAVAGE FLORA!

Let me guess. You played sports in high school?

I got some like totally awesome flossers to go with that!

Not really different for many men under 30.

Long Island Icetea

Every day is a Monday if you work all those days. It's pretty Meh...

jan 3 = school

Oof, I felt that this year. I need a holiday because I want to save my vacation days for good weather.

I think I'm still in that depression stage and it's Feb 1st.

Jan 3 is the start of school no wonder its depression return 😫

Wait... your depression leaves for a bit? How!!

I hate that this happens because Jan 3 is MY BIRTHDAY.

The 11 days of Christmas

lmfao the third is my bday

Sounds about right.

Yes

yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss