ADVERTISEMENT

Humor helps us deal with many difficult things in life. And though you might be a very kind and patient person most of the time, some situations and people can be so irritating, you require special measures to handle them. Sarcastic jokes can be a great help in such cases.

Dictionaries define sarcasm as the derisive use of words with the intent to mock someone or something. It might not be immediately perceivable and requires the ability to interpret what is being said. Often, the sarcastic meaning is transmitted through non-verbal means, like tone or pitch of voice. This makes such jokes very special. But don’t confuse sarcasm with rude jokes. While they’re really funny, sarcastic jokes never directly insult whoever they’re directed at. 

Another pitfall with sarcasm that some people tend to ignore is that not every situation requires it. Sometimes you just have to be direct and express your feelings without any double meaning. Remember that if you want others to appreciate your funny jokes, you also have to be serious and sincere when the circumstances call for it.

History knew quite a number of famous people who could deliver some really sarcastic lines disguised as clean, appropriate jokes. Today, we often use sarcasm not only when somebody or something makes us angry but also when we need to cope with a difficult situation.

Read the collection we put together for you, and let us know in the comments what other good jokes with sarcastic undertones you know. 

#1

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I wish more people were fluent in silence."

Report

#2

Why are relationships like algebra?

Because you look at your X and wonder Y?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#3

"I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#4

In life, some days you will be the pigeon and on other days you will be the statue.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#5

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I like sleeping because it’s like being dead without the commitment."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#6

"You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#7

Since zombies feed on brains, it looks like you're safe.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#8

"Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#9

"Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud?"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#10

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

Report

#11

"I lost your number. I lost it when I hit 'delete.'"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#12

What’s a queen without her king?

Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#13

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#14

"Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must be none of your business then."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#15

It takes patience to listen... it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#16

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#17

"Always remember: you’re just as unique as everybody else."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#18

If you need so much space, there’s always NASA.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#19

How do you know that two wrongs never make a right?

See your parents, for instance.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#20

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#21

"Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#22

Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it leaves and never returns!

Report

#23

Why shouldn't you worry about what other people think?

Because they don't really do it very often.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#24

There's someone for everyone and that person for you is a psychiatrist.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#25

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood What do you do when someone asks you for a small donation for a swimming pool?

You give them a glass of water.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#26

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s**y, so I got drunk."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#27

"For Halloween, I'm going to be emotionally stable. No one is going to know it's me."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#28

"I need to teach my facial expressions how to use inside their voice."

Report

#29

"My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#30

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#31

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#32

If you’re here, who’s running hell?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#33

Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#34

"Before I judge someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. So when I do judge them, I am a mile away and I also have their shoes."

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#35

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood If laughter is the best medicine, then your face might be healing the world.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#36

When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#37

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#38

"I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of a cheesecake or something."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#39

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#40

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#41

Howcome the first computer date back to Adam and Eve?

Because there was an Apple with a limited memory of one byte. But then everything crashed!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#42

How do you know that light travels faster than sound?

A lot of people seem bright until they talk.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#43

"I wish I did not have any responsibilities like you."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#44

"I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#45

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#46

"I don't know how people can fake whole relationships. I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#47

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#48

"My favorite party trick is not going."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#49

"My boss said I intimidate my co-workers. I stared at him until he apologized."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#50

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#51

"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#52

"I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#53

Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those of us who do.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#54

"I’m pretty sure I married someone else’s soulmate. If only they’d come around and take him off my hands."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#55

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#56

Why do people make end-of-the-world jokes like there’s no tomorrow?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#57

"I have made a joke on trickle down economics. But most of you won't get it!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#58

What do you do when elderly relatives tease you at weddings saying you're next?

You do the same to them at funerals!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#59

A recent study has found that the women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer compared to the men who mention it.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#60

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "If ignorance is bliss, I am the happiest person on Earth."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#61

Why should you stop trying if you don't succeed at first?

Because you're probably plain dumb.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#62

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#63

"I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#64

What is yellow and makes moms happy in the morning?

The school bus.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#65

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood Waitress: Do u have any questions about the menu?

Me: What kind of font is this?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#66

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#67

"Yeah, I'm a pacifist. I'm about to pass a fist across your face."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#68

“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#69

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#70

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I hate it when I go to hug someone really s**y and my face smashes right into the mirror."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#71

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#72

"If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away?"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#73

Why is it that everything you love is either unhealthy, addictive, or has multiple restraining orders against you?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#74

"When I see ads on TV featuring smiley housewives using some new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they’re clearly on."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#75

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Hi there, I’m human. What are you?"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#76

"This obviously isn’t working out. I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways and start making other people miserable."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#77

They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#78

"I have as much authority as the Pope. There just aren’t as many people who believe it."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#79

"I’d be fine if there weren’t so much blood in my alcohol system."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#80

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Think I’m sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#81

It is ironic that the colors blue, white, and red stand for freedom in the US until they start flashing right behind you!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#82

"I don't keep a welcome mat at my door because I hate lying."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#83

Why is intelligence like underwear?

Because it's crucial that you have it but not mandatory that you show it off!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#84

Why is teamwork important?

Because it will help you put the blame on someone else!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#85

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood Why should you get married?

Because your bad day does not have to end at work.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#86

"Your Instagram makes it seem like you have a happening life!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#87

"I really like how you remind me of the days when I was young and stupid."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#88

Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#89

"Facebook is telling me to ’reconnect’ with my brother... hmmm, I see him everyday."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#90

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#91

"I'm starting to think my purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#92

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#93

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#94

“My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#95

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#96

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#97

"Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it since you’re not that bright."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#98

Your mind might want to dance, but your body is a really awkward white guy.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#99

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#100

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Sorry, my dog ate your text again."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#101

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#102

Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#103

"I would like to have kids one day. But I don't think I could put up with them any longer than that, though."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#104

"My grief therapist died the other day. She was so good at her job that I don't even care!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#105

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "My favorite movie is 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame.' I love it when the protagonist has a twisted back story."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#106

"When my boyfriend's dog died, I tried to cheer him up by getting him an identical one. But he screamed at me asking what he was supposed to do with two dead dogs!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#107

"My grandmother said that I'm too dependent on technology. I called her a hypocrite and disconnected her life support."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#108

What do you say when you see an advertisement for burial plots?

You say, "This is the last thing I need."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#109

Donating one kidney makes you an instant hero but donating five makes everyone skeptical.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#110

Why is it good to know sign language?

Because it comes handy.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#111

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood How to be a nice boss?

You tell your employees, "Don't consider me as your boss. But think of me as a friend who has the power to fire you."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#112

Sadness is nothing but anger without fervor.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#113

"You are so attractive when you make an effort!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#114

"You are so independent. No wonder you haven't found a boyfriend yet!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#115

"When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... it's a good thing my older brother told me about it."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#116

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood One cannibal complains to another, "Man I'm having a terrible constipation lately!"

"See? I told you not to eat so many government clerks!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#117

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#118

"Being an adult is looking both ways before you cross the street and getting hit by an airplane."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#119

"I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#120

Don't confuse a smile with someone baring teeth.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#121

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I’ll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#122

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#123

"I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#124

"The whiskey tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#125

Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#126

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Take my advice — it’s not like I’m dumb enough to."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#127

"My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me. When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#128

"Your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voicemail."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#129

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face — once you shove them down the stairs, that is.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#130

"If you see me smiling it’s, because I’m thinking of doing something bad. If you see me laughing, it’s because I already have."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#131

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood So many freaks, so few circuses.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#132

"I wonder why everyone calls me crazy. The voices tell me that I'm completely sane!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#133

What do you call double standards?

Burning a body at a crematorium is being respectful but doing the same at home is called destroying evidence!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#134

Why is alcohol the perfect solvent?

It dissolves careers, families, and relationships.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#135

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "My parents raised me as a single child and that really annoyed my sister!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#136

Which is the slowest possible rate at which one approaches death?

Good health!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#137

How can you be in good shape?

If you run as much as your mouth!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#138

A conclusion is the bit where you get really tired of thinking.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#139

A conscience is the part that hurts when everything else feels good.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#140

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "You look way more awake when you are wearing makeup!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#141

"I wish I was as chill as you about the mess around the room."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#142

"Half your outfit looks amazing, really!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#143

"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#144

"I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#145

A girl yells at her boyfriend, “That’s it, Henry, we’re through!”

“What? You want to break up? Why?”

“I’m sick of you constantly laughing at my weight!”

“Ah darling, please, don’t be like that! Come here, grab these two chairs for yourself, let’s sit down and talk it out.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#146

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood Do you think there’s no good news about having Alzheimer's?

You can buy and wrap your own surprise presents. Plus you are constantly making new friends.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#147

Doctor: "Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years."

"But doctor, I am already 80!"

"You see - I told you to quit smoking."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#148

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#149

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#150

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#151

Apparently rock bottom has a basement.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#152

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#153

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#154

"Would you like to dance? No? You must’ve misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#155

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#156

If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#157

Please tell me this train of thought you’re on has a caboose.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#158

"A recent study has found that man eats more bananas than monkeys. I anyway can't recall the last time I ate a monkey."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#159

Did you hear about the woman who got her left side chopped off?

But she's all right now.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#160

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood How can an apple a day keep the doctor away?

If you throw it hard enough!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#161

"Do you know why I had a bad day? My ex was run over by a bus and I got fired from my job as a bus driver!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#162

What do you say when your friend asks you how she looks?

You reply, "With your eyes."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#163

Orphans can't play baseball, because they don't know where home is.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#164

"I used to think that I'm fickle-minded but now I'm not very sure."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#165

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood What do you say when people accuse you of lying?

You say, "I just write fiction with my mouth!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#166

Why do strong people not put others down?

Because they hoist them up and bang them onto the ground.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#167

"I love how you don't care at all about how you come across!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#168

Have you heard they found a dead guy with his head buried in his cornflakes?

The police believed it was a cereal killer.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#169

"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#170

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#171

"The sooner I shoot you, the sooner I’ll get out of jail for it. Don’t assume that’s not a major incentive."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#172

"My friend said that if she went off a cliff, it would be on her own accord. It's a good thing she drives a Civic!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#173

"I have a fish that's capable of breakdancing. But she can do it only for 30 seconds and only once!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#174

"I have zero carbon footprint. That's because I drive everywhere."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#175

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood What did the restaurant waiter say when I asked him how they prepare the chicken?

He said, "Nothing special. We simply tell them they're going to die."

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#176

Did you hear how the Pillsbury Doughboy died?

He had a yeast infection.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#177

Did something awful happen to you or are naturally this dreadful of a person?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#178

"I didn't expect you'll make it to the first rank. Congratulations!"

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#179

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#180

Clever Sarcastic Jokes To Read When You Are In A Snarky Mood "Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1-2."

Report

Add photo comments
POST