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You know, when we made our fancy little list of Christmas jokes, we noticed that one person (entity? deity?) wasn’t getting as much attention as he deserved. After all, he’s the main character in the festivities (sorry, Baby Jesus), and he should be getting his own list full of cool jokes. In addition to the one that he has on good/bad children, that is. So, to correct our shoddy faux pas, we’ve created another list, one that is rightfully dedicated to Santa jokes.
Now, what should you expect from these Santa Claus jokes, you might be wondering. Well, for starters, a good chunk of wits about his ungodly addiction to cookies and milk. However, we all know that he secretly does prefer a slice of pizza and a cold refreshing beverage. From that stems another good chunk of funny Santa jokes, and those are the ones on the improbable ratio of our beloved Father Christmas’ waist to the circumference of a regular-sized chimney. And what if there’s no chimney at all? A question unanswered yet often pondered on. And lastly, these jokes about Santa touch on the subject of him traveling at the speed of light (or even faster?) in his reindeer sleigh, visiting all the children around the globe and surveilling you all year round while you’re asleep. Lots of things to think and laugh about!
Right-o, our comprehensive collection of Santa jokes is just a teensy scroll down below, and you should absolutely check them out. Once you do, be sure to give the best jokes your vote so they’ll find their way to the top ranks of this list. And lastly, share this article with your family and friends! That is, if you’d like to!
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#2
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
#7
Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
#8
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
#13
Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?
Saint Knicker-less!
#22
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
#25
What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?
A nutcracker.
#27
Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.
What do you think ?
Elizabeth Ru 2 years ago
Uhhhh, most of these jokes are repeated verbatim multiple times. There's probably only 2 dozen or so in total.
Elizabeth Ru 2 years ago
Uhhhh, most of these jokes are repeated verbatim multiple times. There's probably only 2 dozen or so in total.
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