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If our civilization suddenly perished for some reason, and archaeologists from the distant future began excavating the first quarter of the 21st century, what would they be able to say about our culture if most of it is on the internet and, to be absolutely precise, in memes?

Memes do permeate our lives literally everywhere, and if you remember the notorious Rule 34, then today there should be a version of it that says: "There is a meme of it. No exceptions" (ironically, Rule 34 itself is a meme too). And if there are memes about everything in the world, then why not enjoy a selection of the best postings from this dedicated 'Sadistic memes' Instagram page?

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To be honest, I don't quite agree with the very name 'Sadistic memes' - after all, most of the memes we selected for this list don't have anything downright horrifyingly sadistic. But, well, 672K followers on the Instagram page have a weighty say - in favor of proper naming and hilarious memes.

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Tucker Cahooter
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a married man, I can tell you these are the most chilling words you will ever hear

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In fact, it only seems that making memes is easy - you take some funny or ridiculous picture, add a paradoxical text seasoned with profoundness - and that's it! This actually corresponds to reality no more than the famous revelations of Michelangelo about how he created his amazing statues: "I just take a block of marble and cut off all the unnecessary things from it!"

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Pernille
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need that for all my horses. Horses might look sturdy, but they have a very sensitive digestive system and they can't throw up so if they eat something that doesn't agree with them they can easily die.

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Of course, this is not so. Each person has their own, completely unique and inimitable sense of humor (and some do not have one at all), and you still need to focus on some average level of humor. The resulting meme should not be too highbrow (many folks won't get it), but it should not be frankly dumb (then hardly anyone will like it). A well-balanced idea is the key to success not only in life but also in meme-making as well.

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However, guessing the viral potential of a meme is as hopeless as trying to throw a hail mary in the last seconds of a football match. Why, for example, did the meme about a black and blue (or still white and gold?) dress become popular worldwide, while thousands of other, no less interesting and funny memes didn't? I think science has yet to figure this out - and when it does, a Nobel Prize for this discovery is almost guaranteed!

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Okay, in any case, 672K followers on Instagram for a page with memes is quite a good reason to be imbued with respect for the authors of this account. And, it seems to me, a good reason to scroll this selection to the end - and to have a great time reading, smirking and laughing. After all, that's what memes are for, right?

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Myoviridae
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you need nachos! Tortilla chips + fistfulls of shredded cheese + microwave = delicious! (bonus points for jalapenos, sour cream, etc. -- but really just the chips and cheese will do the trick).

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M O'Connell
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't have said anything either. Mostly because I have no idea what I'm looking at, or why it would be objectionable.

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Momo ONeil
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Red #40 dye, along with other common food dyes, has been shown to cause behavioral problems in children and adolescents. https://oehha.ca.gov/risk-assessment/press-release/report-links-synthetic-food-dyes-hyperactivity-and-other

Lyoness
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That explains why so many Gen X-ers are the way we are. And besides, it's delicious.

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Happynyss
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming that's sweet and sour sauce, I don't blame you. That stuff is GOOD. I always tell my mom it goes good on literally anything.

JL
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I frickin' love that sauce. If someone knows where I can buy it for home use please share. None of the sauces in stores come close.

Id row
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I love that radioactive sweet & sour sauce. S&S chicken is my favorite Chinese meal. I get such a craving for it, but my local place constantly burns tf out of the chicken. It's very strange. That above pic is what it's supposed to look like. Here's what my local place does to it. It's tougher than jerky. chinese-fo...b64cb7.jpg chinese-food-temp-chicken-671ab06b64cb7.jpg

Mr.Li
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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, when my father teached me, how to cook this red sauce, i was totally baffled when he used ketchup as the base.....he said, it already is sweet, saves sugar

David
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for the comments about how science has debunked sugar affecting kids in this way. One of my grandkids absolutely got more hyper (and often more destructive) after sugar. We didn't have to see him ingest it to know he had - later confirmed by him or his siblings. The others, not nearly so much. Seems to vary by kid.

Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was he possibly ADD/ADHD? My daughter was/is ADHD and certain foods would set her off. Also, different sweeteners affected her differently. White sugar was bad, but she could have Raw Sugar (although in small amounts). Son is almost 7 years older and suger never really affected him, but corn syrup made him emotional and angry.

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Brandie Litchfield
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4 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh yes, red dye for an adhd child....what could go wrong??? I love this dinner for myself however

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The PanDA
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who says that? My Illegitimate son... My Bastard son wanted me to show you this. At least she did show us. Thank you! Stop calling him that!

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UKDeek
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for Rattlesnake Jake, from the excellent film Rango... https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Rattlesnake_Jake

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Me. Just Me.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look on her face shows that is the ONLY reason she got forklift certified!

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The Shark
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ghosts. You are unloading souls from the ether. Duh.

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