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While we’re all for sustainability and reselling, some things just aren’t worth it. Like, for example, toenail art or a God-knows-how-old jar of Mountain Dew jelly. However, some people are out there living by different rules, and no one could stop them from posting similar and even more unhinged listings online. For your amusement, we’ve gathered some of the weirdest below, courtesy of the Sad Marketplace Instagram account. While you’re scrolling through, try to imagine what went through these people’s minds when they decided to put these items on sale.

#1

Jar of Mt Dew Jelly, listed for $9 on Facebook Marketplace.

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CozyBear
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure that’s Mt Dew?

Panda-sized Potato
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am intrigued on how it tastes. Can't knock it until trying it.

John Mosley
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It tastes like sadness and bitter almonds.

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Debby Keir
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whateverrr, cheaper than As Ever.

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    #2

    Wax figure of a boy named "David" in an unusual pose, listed on Facebook Marketplace for $1,000.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possessed already?

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a 100% chance that he comes to life at night and murders you

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason they're selling only the top half

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immortalized his final moments. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a real body under all that.

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something from a horror film!

    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it remind me so strongly of John Mulaney

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    #3

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a rock with a hole, priced at $4 on a checkered tablecloth.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet Rock 21st Century Edition.

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof don’t start me. That had to be one of the most stupid fads in the history of marketing. Oooh look, we put googly eyes on a pebble; now it’s a pet even you can’t kıll!

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid across the street from me bought the original Pet Rock and I captured mine in the wild. We had this big fight because I refused to put air holes in my box "so it can breathe."

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a mood ring, and i'm there, dude

    Kenneth Smith
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a holy rock, perhaps the one that covered Jesus's tomb. If you touch it, it's 10,000 years off your purgatory sentence. 5000 years if you just look at it. 2x bonus with every $20,000 donation. 😉

    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it has a purpose.

    Mastering the art of selling requires a lot of skill, strategic planning, and a touch of charisma. While the sellers on this list have plenty of the latter, they still have a long way to go in perfecting their selling strategies. Perhaps most importantly, start with the things that are worth listing and not worth listing online.

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    The items that are definitely pointless to put on Facebook Marketplace are the ones that Facebook doesn't allow. Like, non-physical ones. "For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” it explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t welcome on the selling platform.

    #4

    Rare Cheeto shaped like Sasquatch listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more realistic than the one in the Patterson-Gimlin film

    #5

    Zombie baby doll with Jordan shoes in car seat, part of random Facebook Marketplace listings.

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it's hard to find full size because they keep getting destroyed to ward off the demons.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see them by the dozen at Wally World

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal day at work for me thrn

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    Something else that Facebook doesn't want to see people selling are animals and their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits aren't allowed as well, so no one gets harmed by them.

    #7

    Funny "Dany Dorito" sticker listed on Facebook Marketplace for $5.

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    Tango Wox
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure i have a coworker who has something like this in his car.

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is were my co worker go that sticker. can confirm at least one person bought it.

    #8

    3D printed neon green octopus with a human head listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you smell what the Rocktopus is cooking?

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen something similar for sale at a pinball convention 🤣🤣🤣

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the Scorpion King effect from The Mummy Returns.

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    Recalled products are also a no-go on Facebook Marketplace, as they can have defects that pose or have safety risks to customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.

    #10

    Bale of shredded currency listed for $1,500 on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing random listings.

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    丂𝓱ƗƗ𝐍Ø <
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks suspiciously like a hay bale...

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've bucked enough hay bales up over my head to be fooled...

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the Kardashians use it for their gerbils.

    #11

    Random listing on Facebook Marketplace showing a massive chip for $123 AUD, displayed on a hand next to a ruler.

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    Even though Facebook fails to mention this in its guidelines, it's also prohibited to list tobacco products, alcohol, d***s, s*x toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If a person doesn't follow these guidelines, their listing is automatically rejected and removed. In cases where this happens frequently, an individual can also get their access to Facebook (and sometimes all Meta-owned websites) removed.

    #13

    Unique Facebook Marketplace listing for a potty training aim game inside a toilet bowl.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just teach them to sit down, FFS.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had urinals with little footballs and goals. The balls were tied to the goal so they wouldn't get lost I suppose. NGL I went for the hat trick

    KitKat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ping pong balls are cheaper, plus there are glow in the dark ping pong balls too

    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see this being a good drinking game!

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    #14

    Plate of lasagna listed on Facebook Marketplace with a foot nearby, priced at $15.

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    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the deal with that foot? Not just 'why is it so close to the food' (also a very important question!) but why does it look like that?

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the foot of a fat person, so the foot is fat, as well.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't make lasagne with fusilli, it's plain madness!

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    #15

    Wooden board with a cartoon face drawing, listed on Facebook Marketplace for $5.

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to add that it's actually signed by the serial killer artist.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally worth it!

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    After sellers make sure that their item is appropriate for listing, they should also check if they aren't making these two other most common mistakes: having poor-quality images and a lack of detail in the description.

    "In today’s fast-paced world, buyers don’t have time to go back and forth to ask simple questions, so make sure your listing includes clear photos, accurate measurements, and any important details about the condition of the item," advised an experienced reseller and owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, Willow Wright, in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

    #17

    Man selling random small pet helmet and goggles on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pupper is rocking those goggles!

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy in Boston with a vintage motorcycle and sidecar. His Bulldog rides shotgun with him all summer, wearing proper riding attire. So, there is a market for this.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog please! I'll come back for the helmet tomorrow.

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    #18

    "Random Facebook Marketplace listing: Toilet Tomahawk Toss game for $5 with cartoon illustration on box."

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always like an excuse to post this clip, of one of the funniest incidents from the Johnny Carson Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L5QC9ZJkM8

    JL
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So how did you you chop your p***s off?" "Well, it's a funny story, doc..."

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    Something else to look out for while selling on Facebook Marketplace is prices, as Wright says that sellers are often shooting too high. "If your item is priced too high compared to similar listings, it might not sell. It’s also important to keep your listing updated. If your item’s not selling, try refreshing the post or adjusting the price to attract new buyers. And don’t forget to be flexible with pricing; buyers often expect to negotiate," she recommended.

    #19

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing of an Easter basket egg decoration with cartoonish face, priced at $1.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a severed Minion head?

    #20

    Bizarre Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a "handy squirrel" puppet glove for $5.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes bedtime stories with your kids to the next level.

    #21

    Close-up selfie with glasses listed as "Clothes" for free on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this on this list? That poor lady obviously didn't notice her mistake. No need to mock that.

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but she's definitely going to have a harder time getting rid of clothes with the wrong picture, and this is why one should check their listing before they post for mistakes. And if I did this I hope I'd be able to laugh at myself.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF I have to meet this person to get the free clothes,,,,,nah

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like the specs. What’s the prescription?

    Maim
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meaning "free of clothes"? Hence just the face selfie?

    Gdawg
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much for the clothes?

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    To be successful, i.e., sell more items on Facebook Marketplace, Wright prepared a short guide that, when followed, ensures higher sales. "Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."

    #22

    Shrek-themed bowling ball for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, that's kinda cool. I would totally have used that back when I did league bowling.

    #23

    Dilapidated apartment listing on Facebook Marketplace, showing damaged interior and debris scattered on the floor.

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are having a fire sale, figuratively and literally.

    Ruth Watry
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that it is for sale and not rent, if it is a good location and structure, roof and weight bearing studs are all fine, depending where you live, it may be worth buying and fixing

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top condition. No renovation work needed.

    JL
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some assembly required.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're serious about selling, you always make sure to use the very best photos!

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have all of the questions. What? Why? How? When? Where? WHO!?

    #24

    Woman wearing large black wings in a storage area, listed for $400 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Just Another Karen
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like she's really taking off

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have a red bull. Much cheaper.

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot since you can find full-sized wings for about $200.

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes it worse is she's apparently paying to keep stuff like that in storage.

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    "Some people will message you but won’t be serious buyers, so don’t get frustrated," she added. "Respond quickly to inquiries, keep your communication clear, and be patient. If you’re open to shipping, using Facebook’s shipping option can help broaden your reach and increase your chances of selling."

    #25

    Jail cell door listed for $1 on Facebook Marketplace, pending sale.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * convict not included, keys are extra

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why am I interested in buying this? Um, just decoration, yeah, that's it..."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could use it to grow beans up

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how they got it legally

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    #27

    Custom HeyDudes with Crown Royal design listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these. Made a Royal Crown mask when Covid first came out.

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    #28

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring a unique Waluigi PVC prayer card held in a hand.

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    #29

    A goldfish-shaped cracker listed for $123 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A steal at twice the price.

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    #30

    Man wearing small, round sunglasses listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely missing the point here. I can't see anything wrong with them.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, unless this guy is wearing them. Then, not so cool

    #31

    A random Facebook Marketplace listing of an American flag costume priced at $15.

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    John Mosley
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I just didn't want it. Now that I've seen you've raw-dogged your way into it I think it should be burned in the Fires of Doom.

    Jenn Smith
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did I leave that unsee juice from the other post?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it in red and orange and it'll go like....like what?

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    #34

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing showing wall dirt labeled as "Cucaracha" for $1.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I've searched for cucaracha, I definitely don't want any. Thanks anyway.

    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she wants you to capture them and pay you a dollar each to get rid of them? That would be a solution anyway sorry it's disgusting.

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    #35

    Person in a Shiba Inu costume on a boardwalk, an example of random listings on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a shiba inu, but I feel that I have done enough research to know that they don't generally have wings.

    Tango Wox
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a pretty low price for a fullsuit essp it if has character rights too.

    #36

    Haunted cauldron listed on Facebook Marketplace with warning label stating "Do Not Use" due to cursed tarot ashes.

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    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why are they trying to sell it then?

    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're already cursed and it's the only solution

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both consecrated And cursed?

    #37

    Bizarre latex mask of a man with exaggerated features listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This manages to be both creepy and funny, at the same time..

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has a weird drunk uncle that your parents tell you to stay away from on Thanksgiving

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    #38

    Cover of the book "I Should Be Dead" by Bob Beckel listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who's curious, the redacted work is 'addīction'. Oh no! Now I've seen my trigger word, I need to do three lines of nose candy. Thanks BP. You've ruined my life by not hiding the bad words well enough!!!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I thought it was “abortion”.

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    Cyndi Hafele
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Should Be Dead, and Now He Is.

    rmandevi831
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the way that my computer scrolled it, when I first saw the picture, the title was "Be dead".

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    #40

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing featuring "Woke Up Gay, Again" funny vinyl stickers against a colorful tile background.

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    AP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watermarks 😑

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $4.50? That's one heck of a markup! Last batch I made (100) were $0.29 each.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don'tcha just hate it when that happens?

    #41

    Random listing on Facebook Marketplace of a toy door for sale.

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    Ylime
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Lens came up with something in German

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    #42

    Hand resting on a surface beside text listing "air for sell $10," showcasing a random Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not clear from the ad whether that is fresh air or used air

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's going to be used and smell like cheese and feet.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one know the word is 'sale'?

    Sarah Berkner
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air mattress? It's a mattress but it looks dirty.

    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why pay $10 when I can get it for free?

    AP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    air for "sell" 😑

    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Sale.... The air that is trapped in bubble wrap and air pillows?

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    #43

    Damaged recliner listed on Facebook Marketplace for $20.

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    #44

    Two vintage rotary phones on display, labeled as unavailable on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy them just for the satisfaction of slamming the headset down

    FlamingZombies
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? It was so satisfying slamming the handset down when you were angry with whomever was on the other end,

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    Kit Black
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These generally go for $35 - $50 ... no idea who's buying them, but...

    Ashtophet’sRevenge
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magical feel of dialing a rotary phone. So purposeful! They still had old black rotary phones at my college, they were the best…

    #45

    Smiling woman on Facebook Marketplace listing titled 'Melonie'Beautiful Bling' priced at $5.

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    Gdawg
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she selling herself?

    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any bling.

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    #46

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing of bottles labeled as "Jet Fuel" priced at $1 under a tree.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jet fuel is just kerosene.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not jet fuel brother. It's white lightning. The devil's nectar. Moonshine

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    Lil be lil
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is what got Katy Perry into Space.

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    #48

    Random listing: A white men's urinal priced at $40 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Witch with a B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to a women's urinal?

    #49

    Thousands of tablet cases for sale, stacked in a storage unit on Facebook Marketplace.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I was looking for. For my thousands of tablets

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    #50

    Random Facebook Marketplace listing: doll labeled "For Real Baby" priced at $100, dressed in a blue lace dress.

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    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please specify which demon you would like to accompany the doll.

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