While we’re all for sustainability and reselling, some things just aren’t worth it. Like, for example, toenail art or a God-knows-how-old jar of Mountain Dew jelly. However, some people are out there living by different rules, and no one could stop them from posting similar and even more unhinged listings online. For your amusement, we’ve gathered some of the weirdest below, courtesy of the Sad Marketplace Instagram account. While you’re scrolling through, try to imagine what went through these people’s minds when they decided to put these items on sale.
This post may include affiliate links.
I am intrigued on how it tastes. Can't knock it until trying it.
there is a 100% chance that he comes to life at night and murders you
Immortalized his final moments. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a real body under all that.
Oof don’t start me. That had to be one of the most stupid fads in the history of marketing. Oooh look, we put googly eyes on a pebble; now it’s a pet even you can’t kıll!
Load More Replies...The kid across the street from me bought the original Pet Rock and I captured mine in the wild. We had this big fight because I refused to put air holes in my box "so it can breathe."
It's a holy rock, perhaps the one that covered Jesus's tomb. If you touch it, it's 10,000 years off your purgatory sentence. 5000 years if you just look at it. 2x bonus with every $20,000 donation. 😉
Mastering the art of selling requires a lot of skill, strategic planning, and a touch of charisma. While the sellers on this list have plenty of the latter, they still have a long way to go in perfecting their selling strategies. Perhaps most importantly, start with the things that are worth listing and not worth listing online.
The items that are definitely pointless to put on Facebook Marketplace are the ones that Facebook doesn't allow. Like, non-physical ones. "For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” it explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t welcome on the selling platform.
I imagine it's hard to find full size because they keep getting destroyed to ward off the demons.
Something else that Facebook doesn't want to see people selling are animals and their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits aren't allowed as well, so no one gets harmed by them.
So this is were my co worker go that sticker. can confirm at least one person bought it.
Recalled products are also a no-go on Facebook Marketplace, as they can have defects that pose or have safety risks to customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.
I've bucked enough hay bales up over my head to be fooled...
Load More Replies...Even though Facebook fails to mention this in its guidelines, it's also prohibited to list tobacco products, alcohol, d***s, s*x toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If a person doesn't follow these guidelines, their listing is automatically rejected and removed. In cases where this happens frequently, an individual can also get their access to Facebook (and sometimes all Meta-owned websites) removed.
They had urinals with little footballs and goals. The balls were tied to the goal so they wouldn't get lost I suppose. NGL I went for the hat trick
What's the deal with that foot? Not just 'why is it so close to the food' (also a very important question!) but why does it look like that?
Its the foot of a fat person, so the foot is fat, as well.
Load More Replies...They forgot to add that it's actually signed by the serial killer artist.
After sellers make sure that their item is appropriate for listing, they should also check if they aren't making these two other most common mistakes: having poor-quality images and a lack of detail in the description.
"In today’s fast-paced world, buyers don’t have time to go back and forth to ask simple questions, so make sure your listing includes clear photos, accurate measurements, and any important details about the condition of the item," advised an experienced reseller and owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, Willow Wright, in a previous interview with Bored Panda.
There's a guy in Boston with a vintage motorcycle and sidecar. His Bulldog rides shotgun with him all summer, wearing proper riding attire. So, there is a market for this.
Something else to look out for while selling on Facebook Marketplace is prices, as Wright says that sellers are often shooting too high. "If your item is priced too high compared to similar listings, it might not sell. It’s also important to keep your listing updated. If your item’s not selling, try refreshing the post or adjusting the price to attract new buyers. And don’t forget to be flexible with pricing; buyers often expect to negotiate," she recommended.
Why is this on this list? That poor lady obviously didn't notice her mistake. No need to mock that.
Yes but she's definitely going to have a harder time getting rid of clothes with the wrong picture, and this is why one should check their listing before they post for mistakes. And if I did this I hope I'd be able to laugh at myself.
Load More Replies...To be successful, i.e., sell more items on Facebook Marketplace, Wright prepared a short guide that, when followed, ensures higher sales. "Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."
Assuming that it is for sale and not rent, if it is a good location and structure, roof and weight bearing studs are all fine, depending where you live, it may be worth buying and fixing
That's a lot since you can find full-sized wings for about $200.
What makes it worse is she's apparently paying to keep stuff like that in storage.
"Some people will message you but won’t be serious buyers, so don’t get frustrated," she added. "Respond quickly to inquiries, keep your communication clear, and be patient. If you’re open to shipping, using Facebook’s shipping option can help broaden your reach and increase your chances of selling."
My new best friend ✨Trauma✨ will be visiting after seeing those eyes
I'm definitely missing the point here. I can't see anything wrong with them.
At first I just didn't want it. Now that I've seen you've raw-dogged your way into it I think it should be burned in the Fires of Doom.
Now I've searched for cucaracha, I definitely don't want any. Thanks anyway.
I think she wants you to capture them and pay you a dollar each to get rid of them? That would be a solution anyway sorry it's disgusting.
I've never had a shiba inu, but I feel that I have done enough research to know that they don't generally have wings.
Thats a pretty low price for a fullsuit essp it if has character rights too.
Maybe they're already cursed and it's the only solution
Load More Replies...Everyone has a weird drunk uncle that your parents tell you to stay away from on Thanksgiving
For anyone who's curious, the redacted work is 'addīction'. Oh no! Now I've seen my trigger word, I need to do three lines of nose candy. Thanks BP. You've ruined my life by not hiding the bad words well enough!!!
Just the way that my computer scrolled it, when I first saw the picture, the title was "Be dead".
$4.50? That's one heck of a markup! Last batch I made (100) were $0.29 each.
Pretty sure it's going to be used and smell like cheese and feet.
Load More Replies...For Sale.... The air that is trapped in bubble wrap and air pillows?
Load More Replies...I guess you could put a bucket under it and only have to get up to eat.
I would buy them just for the satisfaction of slamming the headset down
Right? It was so satisfying slamming the handset down when you were angry with whomever was on the other end,
Load More Replies...The magical feel of dialing a rotary phone. So purposeful! They still had old black rotary phones at my college, they were the best…
That's not jet fuel brother. It's white lightning. The devil's nectar. Moonshine
Load More Replies...Far too many people threatening with exorcisms! Not a safe place for the undead! /j
well, this isn't on FB marketplace, but since I just saw this post today, here's one from kijiji....posted today....https://www.kijiji.ca/v-free-stuff/city-of-toronto/free-well-used-unwashed-jail-bird-sweater/1715380861
Far too many people threatening with exorcisms! Not a safe place for the undead! /j
well, this isn't on FB marketplace, but since I just saw this post today, here's one from kijiji....posted today....https://www.kijiji.ca/v-free-stuff/city-of-toronto/free-well-used-unwashed-jail-bird-sweater/1715380861
