He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.

True Fact. Fortnite originated every phrase ever.

I think my IQ has dropped reading this thread.

Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?

Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*

What the actual f**k?

Ugh. That was a sad plot twist.

Such a nice guy.............

This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"

You mean there aren't dozens of hot singles in my area? :D

The last meme made me laugh.

On the bright side he learned a new skill

Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.

W. T. F!!!,

This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.

It's a stone fruit, meaning it has a single seed surrounded by an outer fleshy fruit. That kind of date?

If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL

Tell me this is a joke. Please.

Nope. Had to explain to my wife what "Bronies" are. Weird f*****g people. I will never understand.

God this is worse then my ex's rainbow dash obsession

As a brony, I too cringe when we're forced to own up to these people.

Oh my god I cringed so hard please god no

What exactly are we looking at? I don’t really see the issue? This is not worse than the annoying dog face filters grown people use. This kid looks 13

Aww, happy 1st birthday, enjoy your birthday party pie!

kill... me...

What in the literal fūck

He gave a child-like horse boobs?!?!

I don't get it. ?

Bro, what?

What am I even seeing here?

Things of this nature should be classified/considered as a mental illness.

This comment has been deleted.

I think I'm getting too old for this stuff!

What's the takeaway here? I don't understand what I'm seeing.

Looks like pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. https://youtu.be/qRC4Vk6kisY https://youtu.be/eWM2joNb9NE

need a therapist dude.

I am dating Natalie Portman, just so you guys know. She does not actually know this yet, I have not yet spoken to her, but these are just technicalities.

gives off lion/daddy energy, hurl!

It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.

Do you think this person might just be slightly fixated on sex?

totally not a creepy stalker.

"My indecision is final!"

Given the dates between his messages, this could be a practical joke.

That’s just cute

Yup, sure buddy, sounds like a totally genuine conversation, not an incels made up story.

When you mistake telling on yourself for a sick burn