He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.

Yup.... Believe me i know how Jeremy feels lol....

Hahaha is it any coincidence my jerk ex boyfriend’s name was Jeremy

F

It's that whale I really feel sorry for. Imagine having to live with no communication at all.

Poor Jeremy was the gooseberry.

Aww poor Jeremy. At least he he was able to find a mate and continue his legacy shortly before dath.

Why would they put both of them together? Why?

Bro was almost there (found a mate) but just became third wheel

So, highly paid scientist spent endless time trying to help one snail fork? I'd like to see the grant description.

I don’t why, this made me laugh.

🎵 Jeremy got no a*s today 🎵

Same

I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING I AM SO SORRY JEREMY!

Hopefully he at least got to watch? Cuck life!!

Now this is the story of deadeye D**k, Who was unfortunately born with a corkscrew p***k, He searched the whole world round and round, But no girl with a corkscrew t**t could be found. When he finally found one, he dropped dead. Because she had a left hand thread.

True Fact. Fortnite originated every phrase ever.

I think my IQ has dropped reading this thread.

Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?

Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*

What the actual f**k?

Ugh. That was a sad plot twist.

Such a nice guy.............

This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"

You mean there aren't dozens of hot singles in my area? :D

The last meme made me laugh.

On the bright side he learned a new skill

Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.

W. T. F!!!,

This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.

It's a stone fruit, meaning it has a single seed surrounded by an outer fleshy fruit. That kind of date?

If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL

Tell me this is a joke. Please.

need a therapist dude.

I am dating Natalie Portman, just so you guys know. She does not actually know this yet, I have not yet spoken to her, but these are just technicalities.

gives off lion/daddy energy, hurl!

It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.

Do you think this person might just be slightly fixated on sex?

totally not a creepy stalker.

"My indecision is final!"

Given the dates between his messages, this could be a practical joke.

That’s just cute

Yup, sure buddy, sounds like a totally genuine conversation, not an incels made up story.

When you mistake telling on yourself for a sick burn