"A wizard is never thirsty. He drinks precisely when he means to!"

Yevgeny Leonov!

"Uhm, when the reviews said 'It's a magical place to stay' I didn't expect this."

Maleficent wasn't having a good day...

"Do we really have to go that far? It's easy for you on your fancy horses, but my ass already has troubles."

It s the no 1 rejuvenating mask!

Mike Myers, the forgotten youth.

Nope. Not enough fat on the ribs.

"Honey this time it will sink and YOU will be the one to drown not me"

"Hey, come back it's not safe! Come back or I'll swat you like a fly."

"Can you just shut up? This the Diva singing and you keep blabbing about the last element of your 'world changing' recipe."

Perfect couple!

Nothin down here

"You're in the wrong movie, pal....."

"You are the first guy who gets THIS out when I say 'Show me your magic wand'."

The new russian teachers.

"Pull my finger! Come on, just pull my finger one more time and we can do your kinks next."

"Cover me till I finish my spell and transport that bitch to the Mercury! Honestly I don't know what you would have done if Aunt Sarah didn't send me to that Zombie Fairy course."

".. I tell you these pills are the best. The girls didn't even show up I still had the best night of my life. Of course, you Ladies are all invited to my suite tonight. "

"Maybe this crew will be more useful than the last. I just wish we have some better weapons."

My name's not Bill!"

Renee's hours were from Dusk Til Dawn.....

Innocence.

"Oh my, I really got wasted. But actually what I remember of wasn't that bad."

Waiting for the reveal.......

Charlie bit my finger!

Even superheroes have to have time off.

"Sir, don't be mad, but your fly is down."

Troy forgot his contact lenses....

"Look, we have a friendly ghost who showed us where to find these. And he only wants to play."

"I'm not 100% positive it was a good idea to believe this guy's tale about that Aztec gold."

"And I thought my worst ride was when all those kids got sick at the same time. Okay, okay, I'm speeding on the sidewalk, can't you see?!"

Get the mushroom man, he seems very resourceful

"I have my doubts now he's an actual super assassin."

I don't know where this picture is from but I LOVE the woman's hair!!!

"My memory is a little hazy, but I think I have to marry Sarah Connor and make sure she never has any kids."

"We got the wrong house..."

"Well, next time I'll read the script before I would say yes no mater who else is in the movie."

Hyena in training?

"Sorry the central heating's gone off...."

"Please forgive us Godfather, but we couldn't finish the pluming by the day of the wedding. But we have two Porta Putties in the end of the garden."

"Gosh! Visit Chernobyl they said! Memories for life, they said!"

Chris Farley is alive! And a fan of botox...

Catsplaining

Wig is fab.

The pain of constipation.

Might have worked out better that way.

Don't let the beard fool you.

What happened to Sam and Frodo????

I think we're at the wrong party.

Che Guevarovich