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Yes, breakups are hard. But some people seem to have the unique ability to take a bad situation and make it even worse. So, to remind you why exactly the block button was created, we put together a list of rude, embarrassing, and downright unhinged texts from exes.

Sure, you might think that everyone has the right to explain themselves, but there's a difference between closure and not being able to let go. Moving on is not losing—it's growing.

#1

Ex Girlfriend Christmas Wishlist

Text exchange showing someone lamenting spending too much to buy shoes, relevant to worst exes.

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Glen Ellyn
Community Member
Premium
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect retort!

Anirisi
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect comment, you used the word 'retort', it made my day

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PattonPawter
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait I may be stupid but the little nightmares bundle says downloaded, which means she already has it….

Tara L.
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily crazy though.

White Sauce Hot Sauce
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Direct her to the family members she bought gifts for.

Crystalwitch60
Community Member
8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where’s that ikkle violin 😂😂

Nikole
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those shoes are terrible and so is she.

Floeckchen
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unrelated but: Wait before buying the little nightmares bundle. It is on discount almost all the time

xolitaire
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It already says "downloaded" though. So she already has it?

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Liv
Community Member
7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll pray for this poor woman

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    #2

    Ex Continued To Text Me After Over A Year Had Passed And Finally Threw A Hail Mary

    Text conversation illustrating why dealing with exes can be challenging, with one person setting boundaries.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud him for telling her in no uncertain terms that he is done with her. And he did it without using profanity.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes profanity is needed. I had a girl in HS that wouldn't stop stalking me until I finally broke and called her a c-word. Never heard from her again after that.

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    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to this guy. If someone is in a committed relationship, you disrespect them you disrespect yourself & you disrespect their partner by hitting on them or trying to pull them away from the relationship. There's no such thing as having more 'pull' than someone else or being 'better' than someone. And if they leave their partner for you? Oh man lol. Be prepared for them to do the same thing to you.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question/request l'd put in if l were his partner is: block. Unless they have children together there's no need for this

    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his response. Not just telling her that he's not interested, but also calmly explaining how inappropriate it is what she's trying.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to explain, let them stew and simmer…

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead of humoring her b******t why not just block her???

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally lol once over it’s done blocked sorted ! why hasn’t he blocked her ffs she’s unhinged !

    Jean Alexander
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his girlfriend composed the last message.

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    #3

    My Ex Cheated On Me And She Has The Balls To Says I Should Apologise That I Didn't Give Her Enough Attention

    Text exchange with an ex about cheating and attention, illustrating difficult ex relationships.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flashbacks to dating someone with main character syndrome.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, let me give you the attention you deserve -> blocked

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best not to ask for what you "deserve".

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the REAL victim here!!!!

    L H
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm the victim here just for reading this ...

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumping him was paying precisely the attention he deserved.

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response: "I'm sorry you're such an insecure d0uche."

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words: "I'm so entitled that I want you to apologize because I did something bad"

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    #4

    My Charming Ex Girlfriend Gets Scary

    Text conversation showing an ex pleading for another chance and the other person firmly refusing.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's rightful answer: Don't forget, texts like these can be presented as evidence to the 5-0 as a potential threat. Have a good life.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restraining order needed.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sure. 🙄 A threat is going to bring him back?? Yikes!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First message sounded apologetic, but the second one... This person needs therapy.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about the "I'm a different person now" part...

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair she was a totally different person a month ago.

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP needs to save this message as evidence for the restraining order they're going to need in the future!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YIKES. If anything suspicious happens, you know where to look

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really admire this guy's self-worth

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    #5

    When A Guy Accidentally Adds All The Girls He’s Tried To Date To A Group Snap Chat

    Group chat screenshot with exes discussing relationships and confusion, reflecting a perplexing social scenario.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think an incel would have an ex and this many women he talks to?

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    Raya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom, now you have an instant girl group!

    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How TF does one *accidentally* do this?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Matt mentioned here Hegseth?

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome. Use this time wisely together.

    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you one of those accounts is him just lurking to see what goes on.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...he created a group of girls to discuss why they decided not to date him? Weird

    M Whee
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or ..his current girl got a hold of his phone, saw all the girls in his contacts and decided to have some fun before she left.

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    #6

    Me And My Ex Wife After We Separated After She Admitted To Faking Terminal Cancer

    Text message exchange illustrating a conversation about emotional struggles with an ex.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly the sort of thing my ex-GF did until I had enough and broke up with her. Then she started stalking me. That was a fun couple of years.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying about something as serious as cancer is messed up

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who faked cancer. Lost friends over it. Then she actually got cancer, but nobody believed her. Sigh. Sometimes I miss her.

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my ex-sister would do.

    bart simpson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EX sister? How does your sister become an ex-sister?

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    Sara Shamsabadi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you continue arguing with this bubblehead? block button!

    #7

    When You Ask The Ex Why The Kids Are Not Going To School On His Weeks

    Text conversation about a child's school attendance, showcasing a challenging ex-partner dynamic.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to have their visitation revoked. And their head examined.

    Robyn Hill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I would expect someone with 5 advanced degrees to write better sentences.

    person (i think)
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, he has 5 “dgreees”, not “degrees”

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd generation intellectual success? 4th generation intellectual dominance?! ... I'm speechless XD Notice none of his 5 university degrees are in English, clearly, though, as he can't even spell "degree".

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a simple typo, though. Still, the wording of this is rather confusing. Makes me think of the kind of person who uses certain words to try to sound more intelligent than those around them. "Metaphysical completion?"

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward this to the school system and your lawyer.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get the potential 1st generation professional-in-the-making away from that 3rd generation dumbskull pronto...!!!

    Robert Cosgrove
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even capitalize his son's name though

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't capitalize anything. The first letter of each paragraph is just automatically done on many phones.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy's jerking himself off really hard here. All ego and no shame.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering why he's the ex? Nope, me neither.

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    #8

    My Ex Texted Me From His Fiancée’s Phone To Tell Me He’s Engaged. Haven’t Heard From Him In 3 Years But Thanks For Letting Me Know Dude

    Text exchange highlighting awkward conversation with an ex about engagement.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nasty weirdo. I feel sorry for the fiancée.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These petty "revenge" texts should be red flags for whoever they're dating/marrying.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he still thinking so much about his ex of three years ago? If my partner asked “Can I borrow your phone to text my ex?” I would definitely see that as a red flag.

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo, you proposed to get back at your ex and your new woman is cool with that? Ew.

    David Elliott
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have asked if he told his new fiancé about the weird STD he gave you.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need is strong in this one. Fiancee is now seeing cracks in his facade.

    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this was actually the new fiance reaching out and pretending to be the ex. Think about it, what dude is going to reach out via his chicks phone and sound like a catty girl?? I mean it's not out of the question but this stinks of bitter, new chick.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow your misogyny is showing. Gender has nothing to do with it since ANYONE can be catty. And I've met plenty of men who are equally catty. This very easily could be her ex talking. And "chick" really?

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do this to some one after it appears every one moved on?

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my college sweetheart and I broke up (we were too young), I moved out of state. He knew where I was going and where I would be working as there was no animosity. Two years later I received an engagement announcement at MY OFFICE. 15 years later he reached out on social media. She was as horrible as one would expect and he kept trying for his children. We are still in touch and she is now a c*******d. Sad for the kids.

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    #9

    Lashing Out On My Ex-Wife For Not Buying Our Son The Game He Asked For Christmas

    Text conversation highlighting a misunderstanding about Christmas game purchase, reflecting issues with an ex.

    I (37M) saved up money from tips I've received from my job to get my son a great Christmas gift since I havent gotten him anything for his birthday, only to find out my wife (39F) didn't even bother to go to the store and get it for him. I work a minimum wage job and she lives with his new boyfriend now and has custody over our son. She won't even let me take him out for Christmas dinner since “ I won't even have the money for it “ And only take our son to a McDonald's.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not smart to give her the money apparently.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they were trying to half and half an expensive gift and she ganked him.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I foresee the courts get involved in the near future

    S. K.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...if the poor father can even afford that.

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    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule number one when dealing with children and ex’s ALWAYS go thru the courts regarding money given as they help ensure it’s used for the children. Second never give them cash! Always buy the actual gift or whatever you want them to have by yourself. My husband’s ex wife used to get so mad at me and even once said “Can’t you just give me the cash”? Nope sorry…not funding your weekends out clubbing and bar hopping!

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would you give the money to her, just buy the game yourself!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, why couldn't you have bought it yourself?

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro needs to contact the family court.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's the last time that he gives her money.

    Joanne Stanley
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was so important you could have bought it yourself. That's what you get for being lazy and expecting her to do the work.

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god d**n woman, it was probably a 50/50 gift as video games are very expensive, (minimum $70) and she spent his half instead. stop projecting bitterness on others

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    #10

    Toxic Ex Breaks No Contact

    Text conversation showing awkward exchange between exes about returning socks.

    The fact that he says “there is no reason to be aggressive” already shows his stupid manipulative tactics to make me feel guilty. And yes I blocked him after this.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex tried this. Although it wasn't clothes but few utensils. He kept asking when am I coming to collect them. I told him to sell them and buy something for the girl he was going around behind my back

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She quoted incorrectly. He says "there is no reason to be aggressive and act like an ásshole".

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You blocked him? That's wonderful! No one blocks their exes anymore and I don't know why

    S. K.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Elizabeth. It's not even blacked out properly haha

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    #11

    My Ex Was Dating Both Me And His Next Girlfriend Secretly For Months. When I Found Out And Told Her His Main Concern Was That She Would Take Away The Harley He Conned Her Into Buying Him

    Text exchange showing a heated argument between exes, using emojis and strong language.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the poor goats alone please. They don't like losers either.

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    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "fúcking shít", "fúcking", and "fúck". Always happy to help.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why's he bringing his dad into it. Grow a pair man!

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malignant narcissist and exploiter. They always think anything they vlcon of steal is legitimately theirs, and if something goes wrong or is corrected, it's always someone else's fault.

    #12

    Ex Boyfriend Randomly DM’ing Me

    Text exchange with an ex about doing better in life, showing reasons not to talk to exes.

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he thought this was a clever plan to trap her in a conversation.

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to Philly is not the kind of flex they think it is. Place is a sh!thole

    A girl
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had a great vacation that included time in Philly. The people we met were harsh vs Midwest but absolutely great company. Loved it .

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression “I’d rather be in Philadelphia” is derived from a fictional epitaph that locally-born entertainer W.C. Fields (1880-1946) proposed for himself in Vanity Fair magazine in 1925: “Here lies W.C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.” By implying that Philadelphia would be slightly preferable to the grave.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect example of why you should never respond to them; even a bad interaction shows them you're still interested

    #13

    My Ex’s Character Is On Full Display After We Broke Up Almost 3 Months Ago

    Text conversation with an ex discussing relationship issues and boyfriend material concerns.

    So, I tried to be the nice and help my ex out with her kids broken iPhone. Actually took it to the Apple Store for service. The warranty part was a little much to get through, they came to me at one point and said it may cost me almost $400 to fix. I told my ex that it was out of my budget to fix it. She completely lost it on me and I actually explained to her that we’re no longer together, and I felt it was not my responsibility to financially repair the phone.

    I managed to get the phone fixed under warranty, and later that night my ex doubled down on what she said, and at this point I wonder why I just want to be single.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop saying we're not together any more! It's the truth, we're not together any more, but stop SAYING we're not together any more!" - I'm convinced some people live in their own form of reality that is not the actual reality the majority of us live in XD

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's response ought to be: You should figure out how to fix your phone and any future business without ever involving me. BYE!!!

    Emily
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad for the explanation because my brain blue screened of deathed trying to decipher that.

    Nad.nad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain hurts trying to understand some of these texts. English is not my first language, but I'm not sure that is the reason why.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call her delusional and block her

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Block delete sorted 🤷‍♀️clearly that useless asylum has lost another bloody lunatic ffs

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read a book, read a book…wow, sounds like someone’s brain is scrambled

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    #14

    My Ex Texted Me This On My Way Home From Work Yesterday

    Text conversation showing conflicts and misunderstandings between exes.

    I got off work at 5, went and got gas, and stopped at the car wash that's on my way home. I work an hour away from my house so the wash is 30 mins from work, 30 mins from my house. My city is so small we don't even have a car wash and the closest city with a car wash just so happens to be the one my ex lives in. As far as I knew, we didn't end on bad terms. about 2 years ago i found out my mom had cancer (ik i said a over a year in the texts, i was so livid i couldn't remember exactly) and i tried to call him and got ghosted on every text/call. Since then i just forgot about him, moved on, started a new relationship that i've been in for about a year and a half now, started a new job, and just have been doing my own thing.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex is conjuring up a scenario that doesn't exist. No stalking here, just a normal everyday event.

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering about the bad image quality, the words read "fúcking", "áss" and "fúcking" again.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably tell the ex that the only place they could call "Their city" would be Zug Island, for obvious reasons -_-

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he knew you got your car washed at all is givng me real stalker vibes....

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just an excuse to get her into conversation; DO NOT RESPOND TO AHOLES - even a negative interaction "proves" to them that you still have some interest

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what a delusion is

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    #15

    Ex Thinks It’s A Good Idea To Flex Her New Boyfriend Using A Picture From Google

    Text conversation humorously discussing an ex, with a meme image shared.

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    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blurring out "fúcking" is really fúcking stupid.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a tip: if you find a picture from google, don't pretend it's yours. Some else will always be able to find it and then you'll be humiliated.

    #16

    Bullet Dodged

    Text message conversation showing persistent messages from an ex.

    Was going through my text and cleaning my phone up ran across this gem a EX that cheated and I was already not in it anymore but she just didn’t wanna let go.

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    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reads like the lyrics of a very very bad pop song

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alanis Morissette material for sure.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the lyrics of a country song

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case I didn't love you anyway. Loser...

    #17

    My Friends Broke Baby Daddy/Ex Boyfriend Is Absolutely Floored That She Changed Her Netflix Password

    Text message argument about Netflix password between exes.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, grow up and get your own Netflix account! I'm amazed at how often "users" get upset when they can't continue to use someone else's account. Talk about entitlement!

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Especially since it's only about $12/mo.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy your own account, you cheap b*****d

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if there's another reason why he's so annoyed. Out of curiosity, if he'd had a heads up, and still had a valid password, could he have changed the password and locked her out?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it if she’s the bill payer. And surely her Netflix account is linked to her email and phone number etc. and she could just log in and say “forgot password” and change it.

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure yeah let me ask my broke a$$ ex for permission to use MY Netflix account. JESUS its like $17.99

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this was how I found out how many people had been given my password. Just booted everyone off one night and changed the password. Only had one response from the person who was originally authorised during the week. I had left myself logged in at someone's house and they decided to abuse my account.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You heard OP, deadbeat dad. Eff Off...!!! -_-

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    #18

    My Ex Husband’s Wishes After My Ankle Surgery A Few Weeks Ago. I’m Doing Great Now

    Text conversation showcasing a toxic interaction with an ex.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why he's the ex. Charming.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming PE stands for pulmonary embolism, and to wish that on anyone is seriously fuçķèď up.

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's Physical Education and we ALL hated it. That's real mean to wish upon somebody. /jk

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wishing death on some one is just bad juju

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma can be a b***h and I would wish that on someone else knowing it could come back to bite you. And the rule when you cast a spell is that it comes back to you in threes. Keep your distance from that train wreck waiting to happen

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything happens in threes, if you wait long enough.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a hateful man-child. He can just f**k right off.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG he wants her to have a blood clot and die. EVIL

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n dudes is more bitter than a lemon AND a lime

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like there may be 2 sides to this charming relationship.

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    #19

    Should I Go To The Cops About My Ex Sending Me This?

    Text conversation showing unsettling message from an ex.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, at least file a report so there is a record of the threat.

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    John Monteith
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF are you doing wishing him a happy birthday

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's rightful reply: Umm, what about NO! And if you try anything, remember this text is visible to all, including the 5-0! -_-

    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I burst out laughing at that threat escalation immediately followed by that sad little "pls". But yes, file a report.

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MÙRDER, BP. Either tell the fúcking PUNCHLINE or don't tell the joke. Bloody hell.

    Justagecko
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "pls ♡" that so weird but kinda funny lol

    cryssH
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you send BD wishes to an ex. you opened a portal to hell.

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    #20

    My Very Nice Ex A Month After Our Break Up

    Text exchange with an ex arguing, highlighting a difficult past relationship.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this thing known as "blocking..." Just do it!

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a lot of people forgot about that.

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    #21

    Sounds Like He’s Obsessed With You

    Text conversation from an ex after over a year of no contact, expressing jealousy and mistrust.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, our bad. Let me do you a solid by chucking that numbskull to Zug Island with another one that I said belonged there... -_-

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah. Definitely someone to trust.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm garbage and so are all men" - yes, we know

    Portentia9
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All guys say this as if it's some kind of insult and they are any different.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I get to pick which one, and it's not you.

    Steve H
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, that's why all men get into a relationship

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe initially sometimes. Same with women.

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    #22

    My Ex Wife Texting Me Asking For Money Because She’s Too Lazy To Get A Job

    Text exchange highlighting awkward conversation with an ex about painting model horses.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well good luck with that! Not his problem.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a specific thing to want money for 😂

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I be have money but you be can't have any

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe give her some money to take grammar classes at the local community college.

    Portentia9
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "language" people use these days is not far off from Idiocracy's.

    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the OP in the current #1 entry said it best with: "That sucks. Thoughts and prayers."

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP (probably): I'm sorry to hear that. Good luck, I wish you un-broke-ness soon XP

    Charlie Haase
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painting horses sounds like animal cruelty

    Elio
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a weirdly specific thing to beg for money. I see why she's an ex. Just say no to hobo-sexuals.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think that job was taken over by robots but it doesn't hurt to apply I guess."

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    #23

    Crazy Ex Regularly Hits Me Up With Life Updates

    Instagram chat showing messages between exes, discussing relationship issues and future plans with emotional intensity.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I've got no skin in this game, but in my opinion, that ring is HELLA ugly and tacky and ostentatious XD

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To each their own, but I agree with you :p

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    Nina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone happily engaged, why would she feel the need to still text her ex like this? Grow up

    Neb
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to say the same: "At least I am not reaching out to my ex from 5 years ago"

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    Tim Richards
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't a "forever home" where adopted dogs go?

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he's glad that train has left the station. Why do folks insist on trying hurt and put down their exes??

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He who protests the loudest, it has been said, is often the guiltiest

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, why not just block her?

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those rings look so freaking fake and are ugly

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for the, "you'll never have a woman like me" comment and the reply should be, "exactly"!

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let this woman procreate. We do not need mini me's of her running around this already damaged world.

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    #24

    My Ex From Almost 5 Years Ago Justifying Constantly Cheating On Me

    Text conversation showing a person comparing their needs to food choices, highlighting why exes can be difficult to deal with.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. The guys needs a brothel not a girlfriend.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Apparently he thinks he's god's gift... 🙄

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP ought to realize she has options as well, one being NEVER having to bother with this scumbucket sleaze excuse of an ex's messages ever again. SMH!!!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he needs to switch hands.

    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....women aren't food, sir. Do you know that? It's important to me that you know that.

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    #25

    Ex GF Texting Me After Months (Guy She's Talkin Abt Is Her Current BF)

    Text exchange revealing a complicated situation with an ex, highlighting relationship issues and miscommunication.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullet dodged, I'd say. She sounds like a real nutcase. "Buy a love spell??"

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people pay witches/witchcraft practitioners to cast various spells, most commonly love spells. Imo, it's a form of coercion I'm not a fan of.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick question: Do these so-called "Love spells" or that kind of hoodoo actually work, ever...?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, ignoring the fact love spells aren't a real thing, he caught me buying a love spell for you and now he thinks I'm in love with you ... yeah, no s**t. That would be the logical conclusion.

    kuma
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she tried to buy English lessons I might have considered it...

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    #26

    My Ex Texted Me At Work Asking For "Pics" Thinking I Was Someone Else, And Now I Pray For Whoever Alice Is

    Screenshot of a text conversation highlighting awkward ex-relationship communication with mistaken identity, using emojis.

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    Portentia9
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every male I have ever known; married, girlfriend or otherwise has asked for "pics". Completely out of left field and has sent unsolicited d.ick shots. Even males I had just met. Their lack of self-control and discipline when it comes to s.ex is atrocious.

    Maples Dad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no Alice. This was an attempted 'who's Alice?!' reaction.

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    #27

    Ex Situationship Reached Out After Month Of No Contact To Say This

    Text exchange highlighting difficulties with worst exes and harsh responses.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People resort to insults since they aren't smart or articulate. Like a defense mechanism. You should have told him that you never planned on having a family with him. And you did, you lied. GROSS

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be mistaken, but as far as I know, Muslim men go through circumcision, don't they? Well, hopefully that ex knows what he's getting into (likely scenario that he's BS-ing, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt).

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just say things to hurt other people. Ignore. Block.

    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this seems to be the wifey pretending to be the ex. What man in his right mind would tell a women "something I never wanted with you"!? Women to women we all know the deep cuts we can make by telling a women she was never intended to be long term. That's a women being catty to another women.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is going to be the last text you'll get from me....I'm married and I converted to Islam." What I'm thinking: Good lord, I would hate to meet this man

    #28

    My Ex-Wife In A Nutshell

    Text exchange showing frustrating conversation with exes about plans and misunderstandings.

    Look at the time stamps. This happens all the time on her already limited visitation schedule with our 6 year old son. Her time is clearly defined in our custody agreement and she sticks to it ~50% of the time. She always has some excuse.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder why she bothers.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently she doesn't, perhaps that's why she has visitation not custody.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to court and petition to change the custody agreement. It doesn't make sense to have any custody arrangement with her if she's not willing to act to see her son.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me pray for that poor son

    #29

    Violent Ex After Leaving Me For The “Love Of His Life”

    Text conversation showing emotional messages from an ex-partner.

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    Ace macbeth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing the dude goes by Ant, short for Anthony or Antonio or something like that and their phone replaced the word with the emoji.

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    Elio
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take me back, I have a terminal illness.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Who wouldn't consider such a plea?? 😬 Yikes. 🙄

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ex was violent, I hope the terminal AIDS thing is true.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the ants do? I find them kind of cute

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    #30

    My Ex From High School Sent Me A Snapchat Video Of Him Begging Me For Revealing Pictures, And It Got Worse

    Text conversation with an ex, highlighting awkward and persistent messages.

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    Neb
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would consider forwarding that to his real mom..

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    Elio
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I didn't know that Karen and Mike Pence split up. /s (You know because he keeps calling her 'mommy'.)

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy, aren't they? Ick.

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sent him pictures of monkey butts

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he really wants a picture of his n**e mommy

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fella, please just grow a d*mn spine (or two or three as a spare in case) and move on with your life. Your "dreams" pretty much sound like OP's nightmare... -_-

    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for revenge p**n.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh somebody is seriously sick in the head. Ewwwwwwww

    Maru
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why ppl don't block their ex once it's over!!!!! Like, do they hope to get texts back? Is this kind of drama necessary for them, unless you have kids, just blk the mfs

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    #31

    My Ex Who Broke Up With Me Almost 6 Years Ago Continues To Text Me Even Though I Don’t Respond

    Text conversation showing persistent messages, illustrating challenging ex relationships.

    Even though HE broke up with me and I don’t respond to his messages he still continues to text me. January will be 6 years since the break up. He’s been texting me even more recently over the last month.

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    Nate B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t you just block his number?

    Wyrdwoman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just wanna see how long it'll go on for :D

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    Emily
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, listen!" - this person and Navi

    Furbrain
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the timestamps - mostly late night / early morning. I wonder if alcohol is involved here...

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking those are the times when he struck out at the bar.

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    liam newton-harding
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    8 months ago

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    OP, this would be on you. Six years? Six?! You are obviously getting something out of this “relationship”.

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    #32

    I Broke Up With My Ex Because She Was Insane. I Told Her I Would Stay Friends With Her So She Wouldn't Do Anything Crazy Towards Me But Now I Had Enough

    Text exchanges and scratched car door, illustrating terrible exes.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs professional help.

    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to be in jail for what she did to OP's car!

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    Emily
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have borderline without telling me you have borderline, LOL

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds almost like borderline personality disorder

    A girl
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly. I would alert the family this person is having an episode and then walk away.

    Charlie Haase
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This nutjob needs jail time and a lobotomy.

    #33

    My Ex GF, Claimed Our Child On Her Taxes, Said She Will Give Me Half Of It When It Is Here

    Text exchange with a problematic ex, highlighting a heated argument over ownership in messages.

    So refund shows on the card and she refuses to send half of it, saying she’s keeping all of it. I have taken care of “our” son by myself, she’s not been in his life or taken care of him that whole year.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should file an amended tax return claiming the child. Since the kid lives with him, ex will have a hard time proving that she provides more than half of the child's support.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus then ex will be in deep with the IRS and lose any refund until the full amount is repaid.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn her into the IRS and get your refund from them. She's in big trouble for this with them

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta get her nailed for tax fraud. Would not be hard to prove

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    #34

    Why Does My Ex Narc Keep Sending This Stuff?

    Text conversation showing awkward exchange, highlighting why you don't talk to exes.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people block exes that are like this? You don't HAVE to receive - or reply - to messages from them.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! In this day and age there's no reason to put up with this 💩

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    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to break it to Joe, but people who are having great s*x are either too busy having great s*x or recovering between bouts. They don't have the time to harass exes.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, “I can’t stop thinking about her,” is an odd think to say to an ex who you obviously can’t stop thinking about.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't block the number, why even respond? That just ctranks up the crazy. Don't poke the bear.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people not know how to block a number?

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she has huge knockers. Can I tell you about her knockers?

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crindle at the knees? Cruzle? Croffle?

    Furbrain
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crackle?? But that makes it sound like he's about 75 and needs to see a good knee surgeon.

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    Mike Barrette
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think people don't block crazy exes just so they have something to post on BP

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not blocking this person is literally self h@rm; it's on you if you feel like sh!t about yourself because you're letting this w@nker abuse you

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    #35

    Ex From 4-5 Years Ago Keeps Contacting Me

    Text exchange illustrating why you don't talk to exes, featuring a conversation about a past toxic relationship.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, we can NOT be cordial! Eff off!"

    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Why are these people not blocking these exes? Are they really that young and am I really that old?

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    #36

    Ex Left "Her" Puppy With Me And Now Wants To Claim Ownership

    Text conversation arguing about ownership of a dog, highlighting issues with exes.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OP has been paying for vet care etc. then they have a strong legal claim on the doggo as theirs, if it comes to a legal war over ownership!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP posted a pic of him and the puppy here! https://imgur.com/a/xkvipK3

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex left his cat with me, but at least he knows better than to claim her back.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to claim a doggo you left behind for someone to care about??? If it were my case, it would be over my dead body, but I have a feeling I won't be the one dying first! >:-(

    #37

    My Ex “Accidentally” Texted Me This… Night Ruined

    Text message from an ex offering a prepaid card for OnlyFans, followed by an apology for sending it accidentally.

    The breakup is still somewhat fresh and he knows I’m insecure about our differences with moving on… I hate him.

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    🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be insecure. Recognise him for the classless immature saddo he is and celebrate the bullet dodged.

    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was no mistake. Bro knew this was going to you. This was done purposely. Be glad he's gone, this a man that lacks a backbone.

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just laugh at him because he clearly meant to send that to you.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choosing not to block him is choosing drama and that's on you

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on you for not blocking him

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    #38

    My Ex Was The Ultimate Nice Girl, This Was Her Last Messages Before I Blocked Her

    Text conversation showing a heated exchange with an ex, highlighting reasons not to talk to exes.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be morbidly fascinated by finding out how long they'll keep messaging despite lack of replay

    #39

    Ex Has Been Lying About Me Then Texted Me This

    Text messages showing a problematic conversation with an ex, ending with a pool game invite.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another person desperately in need of help for their clear mental health issues

    #40

    Block Him

    Text message exchange highlighting a negative interaction, illustrating why people avoid talking to exes.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these bunch ever get dates in the first place with that kind of attitude...? -_-"

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they can pretend to be nice to lure in their victims before showing their true colours.

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    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all txt that number and say what they said... dude I'm kidding... (fr I'm just kidding i would never do that!)

    #41

    My Ex GF Who I’ve Been Ignoring Is Giving Random People My Number And Threatening Me

    Text conversation showing a hostile exchange involving exes, with threats and defensive replies.

    She’s been giving my number to random people from dating apps. Also threatening my life.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about sending a police report in return...? -_-

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    #42

    Ex-Wife Refuses To Get A Job. Literally Getting Paid Back With My Own Money

    Text message discussing child support payment issues with an ex.

    I pay my ex spousal and child support for our two kids. Support is dispersed automatically by the State and is out of my control. Per the agreement, we split expenses such as doctors appointments 60/40. I submitted a receipt for some medical bills. She can’t pay me back for her portion until she receives the spousal and child support. She refuses to work and lives solely on spousal/child support.

    Just mildly infuriating that I’m being paid back with my own money.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of curiosity, isn't there a legal way so parasites like this cannot rely solely on child support and will need to at least contribute their portion...? Sheesh...!!! -_-

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the family courts here (USA) evaluate on a case by case basis. It all depends on the judges/magistrates ruling. It can end up this way depending on their individual financial situations. I agree it’s deplorable and needs to change. No one should have “a free ride” from child support or alimony in my humble opinion.

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    #43

    My Ex Asking For N*des After Me Sending Condolences After Grandma Died

    Text conversation highlighting difficult interactions with exes.

    well the title really says it all….we were a horrible couple. super toxic to each other, first live off/on for like 9 years. even tho the relationship was toxic we did manage to end on good terms and stay civil/remain “friends”. anywho i heard from a mutual friend that his grandmother passed away a few months back, and decided to offer condolences since i knew she raised him and how close they were…. this is the reply i got lol. (covered any personal info) (no, i did not send any n*des obviously) we also got into it immediately after this. he is well aware i’ve been in a happy relationship and now have a 6mo old son — we also have lived on different sides of the country for about 5 years. just would reach out with major life updates or things about mutual friends. we had a super complicated relationship and friendship and the last 3-4 years have kept a good distance from each other in general but thought these were funny and outlandish so here ya go.

    TLDR: i heard about exs grandmother passing away few months prior, i send my condolences, he immediately asks for an a** pic.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him a picture of a donkey. It's what he asked for after all. And using his dead gram to solicitate those kind of pictures? That makes him worst than the pic of what he's asking for... -_-

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You both need to get over each other.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scribbles out an obviously dodgy pic and a reply.

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    #44

    She Removed Me LOL

    Text message exchange showing awkward conversation with an ex, discussing favors and money.

    My Ex started to talk to me again (we broke up like 4 years ago?) and after a few days of casual talking she drops this on me lol then removed me after I said no this is why you don't talk to Exes lol.

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnd that's why she started talking to you again.. she didn't suddenly find her phone bill due, she knew it was coming and thought she could con him into paying it..

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either she thought nudes of herself were worth $155. Or that she would seem so pathetic that he would help out because of sympathy.

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    #45

    Trying To Get Through To My Ex-Wife Why Our Children Should Wear Helmets

    Text conversation screenshot arguing about child safety and activities, highlighting reasons not to talk to exes.

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just stunned you would even need to explain this. Send her to a parent support group for kids with traumatic brain injury. She'll figure it out immediately

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt she would, even after that.

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    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost her argument when she said legos. Its LEGO!

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if op goes and gets helmets for the children and speak to them about the importance of wearing them. It sounds like mum doesn't give a d**n so another route is needed.

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    #46

    My Ex Wife Suddenly Can’t Read English Now That She Has To Pay Her Own Bills

    Confusing text exchange about account details, highlighting why you don't talk to exes.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what any of that means either.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's transferring her cell number off of his AT&T account onto an account with Mint Mobile (that he's even setting up for her, which is awfully nice rather than just disconnecting her phone).

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send her some links to English classes and ignore all messages after that...

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    #47

    This Is So Cringe

    Messaging conversation screenshots revealing difficult interactions with an ex, highlighting emotional challenges.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, oh my, what a sweet summer child. I used to be a cutter (and I still se!f-hárm in a different way when I'm stressed) and that is NOT a cutter cut. This person basically just scraped their arm. It's called "cutting" for a reason.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. If you “can’t see it,” then it hasn’t happened. And she’s trying to manipulate her ex into feeling sorry for her and coming back. I would keep far away from someone that is so manipulative that they say they’re not going to eat, not going to sleep and will self harm if anything happens in the relationship. She’ll never let you leave if you go back. It’ll always be “I’ll hurt myself if you leave me,” and “you’re entirely responsible for my mental health.”

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run away this person is using self harm to get to you they need serious help

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd call the police; they either need genuine help or they'll stop with the manipulation BS

    #48

    My Ex Keeps Texting Me After We’ve Been Broken Up For A Month

    Text exchange with an ex, highlighting emotional conflict and identity issues.

    We went through this before when we were broken up the past two times. He constantly texted me the whole time we were broken up, telling me everything I did wrong in the relationship and how hurt he was. It’s extremely infuriating and annoying. I blocked him in the past, but he always found a workaround. (I will be pressing charges if he doesn’t leave me alone.)

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did this the past two times you broke up? And you got back together with him two times? Of course he won’t stop if he managed to get you to forgive him twice before.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press charges, please absolutely do! -_-

    #49

    This Was How My Ex Respected Me Letting Him Be Open When I Had Little Interest Myself. I Woke Up To The Sound Of Him Putting On A Belt And Texted Him After He Left The Apartment (Without Locking The Front Door In The Middle Of The Night)

    Text message exchange revealing a difficult interaction with an ex.

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    #50

    Haven't Seen Or Spoke To My Ex In Over 4 Years. He Saw Me At The Store And This Was The Aftermath

    Text exchange depicting an awkward conversation with an ex, showcasing rude and dismissive messages.

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him and his girl so close he doesn't even have a personal picture of her, he has to use a work shot off only fans.. lol

    #51

    Ladies And Gentlemen, My Ex

    Text exchange showing conflict with an ex, highlighting harsh words and unresolved emotions.

    Knew this girl for about three and a half months before she started getting jealous of my relationship with friends and couldn't stop arguing and showing the insecurities she had, so I broke up with her and blocked her on everything but iMessage (she told me she likes to stalk people so trust me it was the right move). You can see here one of the first messages she sent me when we broke up was her location... I thought that was pretty odd but I knew this girl likes to be petty so I ignored it. Then she sent me a message on the 5th and I completely missed it somehow and before I could even read it she deleted it a day after.

    Currently now after almost two months of not being together (we broke up on the 9th of September) she just texted this, turning more into what I feared the most. There's more details to what happened but this is basically the sum of her not getting what she wants out of me and throwing a tantrum over the fact I won't argue with her about it anymore.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep ignoring her, she'll manage... Or at least, she's going to have to...

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    #52

    My Ex Sent Me This. We Were Hanging Out When We Weren't Together, And I Guess “Using” Me For Bar Drinks And A Single $30 Sushi Dinner Was A Lot To Get Away With

    A text conversation with hostile messages from an ex, highlighting reasons not to talk to exes.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what? I don't understand what is being said here. I think it's supposed to be English, but I could be wrong.

    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be laughing my a*s off if I got that

    #53

    How Do I Move On From An Ex That Won’t Let Things End Peacefully Between Us?

    Text message from an ex revealing infidelity and manipulation, highlighting reasons to avoid communicating with exes.

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    #54

    My Ex Popped Up To Me

    Text messages exchange showing a difficult conversation with an ex, highlighting communication issues.

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    Emily
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, ARE you talking to teens though? XD

    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ur such an attention seeker" is literally the pot calling the kettle black tf

    #55

    Ladies And Gentlemen! May I Present My Ex Boyfriend Who Made A Fake Snapchat To See If I Was Dating Someone New (Spoiler: I’m Not)

    Text conversation highlighting issues with an ex, showing anger and frustration over fake accounts and unwanted contact.

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    #56

    Unreasonable Ex

    Text messages depicting a difficult conversation between exes about picking up their daughter, highlighting tensions and disagreements.

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    Emily
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should both work together for the benefit of your child. My fiance and his ex may not like each other that much, but at least their kid is their priority. If someone is hard up or down a car, the kid still gets to see the other parent, because it is the right thing to do. We would never deny access to his mother, and she would never deny access to his father, how cruel. Everyone communicates, respectfully, and works things out, because, again, we're all here to make the kid happy and complete, not ourselves.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not denying him anything, he refuses to come and get his own kid.

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    #57

    My Ex’s Response To ‘Please Can You Delete My N*de Pictures’

    Text exchange highlighting a challenging interaction with an ex, involving photo deletion request and dramatic response.

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