they probably wouldn't be able to see it

Okay, that was clever.

lmao at Just in case plate

How were you so young and so old at the same time.

Still talking about "millennial snowflakes", I swear these guys have a) no imagination b) no originality and c) no idea at all.

Never met someone who couldn't let the 1880s die.

10101.jpg literally the kid from stuart little lmao

...you look like penelope cruz still together with Tom cruise...except you're the teacher and he is the janitor..

Exhibits A-ZZ in the divorce proceedings.

oooouuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhh `(*>﹏<*)′

He got into a fight with a wasp nest and several bricks

let me play you a sad song on my air violin

Harvard?...you'll be more welcome at hogwarts bro...

Boy, Kevin Spacey sure had a type, huh?

JJ Walker got old and fat

Oh dear god! It turns out that Mark Zuckerberg and Sue Pollard did have a love child

worst naval mine ever

You look like you took this pic knowing just how lame the "roasts" on Boredpanda would be.

Gorillaz tee!

too bad people will notice your hairline more then your skin

throw away the mirror bro..and the tshirt too..

First meeting and he's already making her do the hard work.

By the bags under your eyes, I'm guessing the world's been as cruel to you as you've been to music.

Isn't this the guy who jokingly "married" Roomieofficial in a ceremony officiated by Sans?

How did you get so sly?

davieeeeeeeeee :D :D

Charles Berthoud will always be better. And ketchup is a must on pasta.

I get the bass part, but where’s the power bit coming from?

Davie504

Epic

Anton Chigurgh when he was younger.

show us your picture so we can judge that

The strings of your bass are harder than your d!ck could ever get.

And here we have the great grandson of Herman Munster and his paramour, Matt Dillon....,

Bootleg Hugh Jackman? Please, this man lives in a country known as discount France and is in its bottom 1%, you gotta come harder than that.

That tiny blue star though 😂

You look like Alice Cooper's poodle just became a human because of an ancient curse.

So you're a serial killer?

If you ever miss it, the "prison flavors" in that sweet stache will bring you right back.

Better sell the house to him.

His car is like his flip flops: it looks like s**t and yet its looks are the only thing it has going on.

Your nan's make up makes you look very forty-two for a 21-year old.

Ksi?

..do u know, there's more colours than pink and grey out there?