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#2

Roast Me And My Fiance Please We Are Tender.

Final score:

280points

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Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

Okay, that was clever.

97points

#3

Finally Got The Confidence To Wear A Crop Top And My Mother Calls Me Fat . 23f

Final score:

249points

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BasedWang 2 years ago

lmao at Just in case plate

60points

For some people, roasting might seem closely related to bullying and insulting. Who would want their flaws noticed and commented on by some strangers? To avoid any cruel and harsh comments and behavior, the moderators of the subreddit came up with 13 rules that the users have to follow. Main rules include making sure that the people in the picture actually agree to being roasted and someone isn’t using their picture, and the roastees also have to be at least 18 years old. It is extremely important to understand that all of this is done to brighten people’s day and make them laugh and not abuse someone, so it is crucial to evaluate one’s abilities not to cross that line.

#4

I Roasted This Baby Picture My Mom Printed On Christmas Thinking It Was My Uncle. Turns Out, It’s Me. Turn The Grill Up Please

Final score:

239points

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Sean Pack 2 years ago

How were you so young and so old at the same time.

22points

#5

Desert Storm Veteran Tougher Skin Then All Of You Millennial Snowflakes Do Your Worst...

Final score:

231points

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KatHat 2 years ago

Still talking about "millennial snowflakes", I swear these guys have a) no imagination b) no originality and c) no idea at all.

26points

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

You look like if Breaking Bad was in Storage Wars.

19points

SlowTV Missouri 2 years ago

Than. Tough skin and a thick skull.

15points

Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

playing COD doesnt count

12points

Grant Barke 2 years ago

is it possible to suffer from PTSD digging latrines from the safety of Saudi Arabia while coalition airforce pilots bomb Iraq relentlessly from the air.

8points

Vanta Black 2 years ago

Alex Jones.

7points

Ann Coffman 2 years ago

Eww, NO! That's WAY beyond third degree burn!

9points

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Bonniebluebutler 2 years ago

Don't most so-called "Snowflakes" get their coffee at Starbucks?

5points

Robert Mcall 2 years ago

what do you think he drinks ? internet?

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James Nall 2 years ago

At least try to keep the workout regiment... sheesh.

4points

Sean Pack 2 years ago

Just shut up and change my oil!

4points

Jingleheimer 2 years ago

Bargain basement, latte swilling Mister Kangaroo

3points

J Moore 2 years ago

Your skin isn't thick. It's just deep

2points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 2 years ago

looks like he injured his finger flipping the bird to all those 'snowflakes'

2points

cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

This isn't Game of Thrones. Move the Starbucks cup, you won't get paid for it

1point

Jeff Bunn 2 years ago

Disabled Vietnam era Army Veteran saying “Damn, bruh, you look older than I am!!! What have you been drinking?? That horse diarrhea medicine that Trump told all you QANons to drink to keep away from Covid??

1point

Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Funny, because I don't think you've ever seen a dessert where you didn't "go all the way."

1point

Robert Mcall 2 years ago

do your worst, that what you said to the barber?

0points

Robert Mcall 2 years ago

tougher skin........ well thats not gonna help with the gastric surgery

0points

Robert Mcall 2 years ago

you look like that grandpa smurf got sunbleached

0points

Robert Mcall 2 years ago

you served longer than that waiter at macdonalds?

0points

Leigh Jones 2 years ago

Serious? Is that a b/w pic of the Grinch on his cupboard? He's dying to see a snowflake at Christmas

0points

Brian Brown 2 years ago

LOL

0points

KT 2 years ago

lol

0points

MetaMaxNL 2 years ago

hahaha had to read it twice...

0points

#6

I Keep Getting Ghosted, Help Me Understand Why

Final score:

227points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Never met someone who couldn't let the 1880s die.

136points

Even with all these rules that protect people from being bullied, why do people agree to risk it and expose themselves to being a target of mockery? Very often people remind themselves that it’s healthy and even necessary to learn how to make fun of yourself in order to ease up on yourself as sometimes we tend to look at things too seriously. Making fun of things people don’t like about themselves or the situations they are in help to ease that tension and even see how ridiculous it all actually is, or how little it all really matters.

#7

I Just Turned 18 But I Don't Look Like It. My Friends Call Me Single Parent.

Final score:

226points

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RoseTheMad 2 years ago

10101.jpg literally the kid from stuart little lmao

30points

#8

I Am A 33 Years Old Teacher And I Hate My Job. Do Your Worst Reddit

Final score:

223points

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rusty razzi 2 years ago

...you look like penelope cruz still together with Tom cruise...except you're the teacher and he is the janitor..

61points

#9

I've Been Roasted On This Sub Every Single Day Of 2020 And Today Is Finally The Last Day! Roast Me Day 366/366

Final score:

222points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Exhibits A-ZZ in the divorce proceedings.

90points

Those who like to roast others walk a thin line of landing a perfect joke that will make the roastee and others have a good laugh or receiving some looks of disappointment if the joke was mean or seen as wrong. Very often, insult comedy is explained through the theory of benign violation. Normally, when someone calls you an inappropriate name, it is thought to be an insult, but if the situation in which this happens is benign, and it causes laughter instead of a serious violation, it becomes a comedy. It’s a tricky “art” of turning some unpleasant truth into an amusing joke, but people seem to really enjoy it and with practice and deeper understanding, become good at it.

#10

My BF Of 5 Years Just Broke Up With Me. I Can't Feel Any Worse Than I Already Do So Pls Roast Me

Final score:

208points

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Adele Xie 2 years ago

oooouuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhh `(*>﹏<*)′

70points

#11

29m Roast Me Plz

Final score:

205points

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The Alchemist 2 years ago

He got into a fight with a wasp nest and several bricks

91points

#12

I'm The Air Guitar World Champion.

Final score:

202points

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best turtle 2 years ago

let me play you a sad song on my air violin

77points

#13

3.2 Million Karma And Accepted To Harvard But Never Kissed A Girl- Roast Me

Final score:

189points

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rusty razzi 2 years ago

Harvard?...you'll be more welcome at hogwarts bro...

96points

#14

My Girlfriend Thinks That Good Looks Are Enough To Get You Through Life. What Do You Think?

Final score:

189points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Boy, Kevin Spacey sure had a type, huh?

32points

#15

I'm A 60-Year-Old Uber Eats Delivery Man In NYC. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I Know, I Know. Have At Em Hoss!

Final score:

177points

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James Tomlinson 2 years ago

JJ Walker got old and fat

34points

#16

Destroy Me , I Bet You Can’t!

Final score:

177points

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Fiona Parky 2 years ago

Oh dear god! It turns out that Mark Zuckerberg and Sue Pollard did have a love child

64points

#17

Let's Roast The Coronavirus

Final score:

176points

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Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

worst naval mine ever

45points

#18

I Own A Greenscreen Because I Make Videos For My 200 Youtube Subs. Do It. Try To Roast Me.

Final score:

166points

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Bob D. Lin Quint 2 years ago

You look like you took this pic knowing just how lame the "roasts" on Boredpanda would be.

36points

#19

21f. Home From College & My Mom Is Keeping Me Quarantined In The Basement For 14 Days Until I Can Interact With Her. Please Roast Me :-)

Final score:

163points

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Claire Stanfield 2 years ago

Gorillaz tee!

47points

#20

You Guys Can't Roast Me. My Skin Is Already Charcoal Black.

Final score:

144points

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best turtle 2 years ago

too bad people will notice your hairline more then your skin

53points

#21

24 At 340lb, Today I Begin To B Healthy, Give Me Some Motivation

Final score:

136points

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rusty razzi 2 years ago

throw away the mirror bro..and the tshirt too..

20points

#22

We Met On Reddit, She Drove 8 Hours For Us To Meet Irl

Final score:

133points

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Vanta Black 2 years ago

First meeting and he's already making her do the hard work.

41points

#23

The Power Or Bass Made Me Look Perfect 😎 Good Luck Roasting Me Lmao

Final score:

131points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

By the bags under your eyes, I'm guessing the world's been as cruel to you as you've been to music.

63points

#24

I Was 4 Year Homeless In Belgium , Today I Signed A Rental Contract! Me Happy

Final score:

131points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Bootleg Hugh Jackman? Please, this man lives in a country known as discount France and is in its bottom 1%, you gotta come harder than that.

39points

#25

I Lost My Fantasy League, This Is My Punishment. Roast Away.

Final score:

128points

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13 2 years ago

That tiny blue star though 😂

31points

#26

When I Was A Kid I Would Get So Lonely Sometimes That I Would Create Multiple Facebook Accounts And Post On My Own Wall And Then Reply To It Back And Forth So That It Would Look Like I Had Friends

Final score:

124points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

You look like Alice Cooper's poodle just became a human because of an ancient curse.

109points

#27

I'm 25 Years Old. Never Had A Girlfriend. I Live In A Rv

Final score:

122points

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Heather Stewart 2 years ago

So you're a serial killer?

50points

#28

Just Got Out Of Jail This Morning. Welcome Me Back To The Internet.

Final score:

107points

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J Garza 2 years ago

If you ever miss it, the "prison flavors" in that sweet stache will bring you right back.

17points

#29

I Moved To Malta To Be With My Boyfriend. We Bought A House Together. We Broke Up. We Still Live Together And He’s Currently Downstairs ‘Entertaining’ Female Guests.

Final score:

106points

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Eiram 2 years ago

Better sell the house to him.

27points

#30

M38. I Have No Home. This 2001 Mustang Is My One And Only Possession. It Does Not Start. Have At It.

Final score:

104points

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Tom Bolton 2 years ago

His car is like his flip flops: it looks like s**t and yet its looks are the only thing it has going on.

33points

#31

Italian, 21, Currently Self-Isolating In The UK And Doing My Best To Ignore Uni Deadlines. First Pic Wasn’t Approved, Make Me Wish This One Wasn’t Either

Final score:

84points

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Krysta Pandoo 2 years ago

Your nan's make up makes you look very forty-two for a 21-year old.

25points

#32

Lol, Good Luck Tryna Roast Me

Final score:

82points

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Itstheoneandonlydave 2 years ago

Ksi?

9points