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108 Road Trip Jokes To Make Any Voyage That Much Better

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A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.

What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.

Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!

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#1

Road trio about stopping during a road trip "The worst part of stopping during a road trip is knowing all the idiots you've passed are once again getting ahead of you."

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55points

Norman Beattie 2 years ago

That is not a joke !

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#2

"The first 30 minutes of any road trip is spent mentally cataloging everything you forgot to pack."

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35points

JUINNO TAN Moe 2 years ago

yes, of course

6points

#3

"Hour 10 in the car: 7yo is singing "I Believe I Can Fly" only replacing "fly" with poop. At the top of his lungs, of course. Kill me plz."

ValeeGrrl Report

32points

Ian Taggart 2 years ago

Caught me off guard.

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#4

There’s nothing better than sleeping through a road trip. Even though they keep repeating “Keep your eyes on the road”.

29points

JUINNO TAN Moe 2 years ago

maybe the passengers do that

2points

#5

Road trip joke about travelling with kids "The best way to travel with kids is not to."

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28points

Don't Look 2 years ago

also with puppies.

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#6

"Starting an 11 hour road trip. Already have eaten 1/2 of my snacks."

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27points

Danielle Hardesty 2 years ago

Read somewhere "You should pack for road trip snacks like you just gave a 9yo $100.00." Which is what I did over memorial day weekend.

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#7

"Any vacation with kids is basically just a cross country tour of various gas station bathrooms."

XplodingUnicorn Report

27points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

A vacation with kids probably isn't. After 3-4 vacations with the kids, I finally realized that going back home is the vacation. I clean and do more dishes, organize nearly non-stop, fend off migraines the kids have given me. Vacations are SO MUCH more exhausting...(clicking my heels together--"there's no place like home, there's no place like home".)

1point

#8

"If you’re not consistently driving 7-9mph above the speed limit, are you REALLY living your most efficient life??"

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27points

Susan Denney 2 years ago

No. No you are not.

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#9

“I get emotionally attached to the cars ahead of me on long road trips.”

26points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

They become old friends. You're sad to see them put on their blinker as they get on the exit ramp. Misty eyed, you hold up your hand; farewell freeway friend...

5points

#10

Road trip joke about traveling with kids "Traveling with kids: For people who want to travel, but don't want to be happy."

my_minivan_life Report

26points

Country 2 years ago

Sums up every family road trip

0points

#11

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

26points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Isn't it a phenomena that you never saw anyone with the same car you're driving now? However, now that you have bought it, cars like yours are everywhere?

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#12

Road trip rules:

1) I control the radio while I'm driving.

2) I control the radio while you're driving.

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Lisa Valen 2 years ago

3) I control the radio no matter who's driving. I AM the Radio Queen!

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#13

"An hour after our last stop I decide to look back and see if we have all the kids."

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22points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Did you?

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#14

"I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore. He can be such a bark seat driver."

20points

J P 2 years ago

Not even you found that funny

4points

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#15

Road trip joke about the best part of a road trip “The best part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination … it’s fast food along the way…”

19points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

No, no, no. Truck stop diners named "EATS", where the food is good and greasy.

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#16

"They say you shouldn't drive distracted... That's why I make my kids run alongside the car."

Marlebean Report

19points

Lovemyisland ️ 2 years ago

I'll take this tip! 😆

1point

#17

"Spends 5 hours packing & loading the car for family road trip. Child forgets to wear shoes."

21stcenturysahm Report

18points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Well how far are you? If to far get some shoes from Walmart .

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#18

"Parenting tip: Rent a limo for road trips, so when your kids start to drive you nuts, you can just roll up the back seat divider."

Cheeseboy22 Report

18points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Parenting tip: leave your kids at home.

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#19

“It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.”

17points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

Not me thinking back to when I spent 72 dollars as a kid at Walmart and dollar tree.

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#20

Road trip joke about navigation system "I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system told me: “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”"

17points

Norman Beattie 2 years ago

I once had my Google Navigator yell at me ! ( my wife and I swear she did ) we still laugh about it....

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#21

"Nobody's more mad with power than whoever's controlling the radio on a road trip."

aparnapkin Report

17points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Until you can't get a signal...

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#22

"After 18 years together, my husband still thinks it's hilarious to point out the window and yell, "Hay!" when we drive past a field. And after 18 years together, I still continue to look. I don't know which part annoys me more."

grandrunning Report

17points

L̸1̶z̵ 2 years ago (edited)

My friend and I were coming back to my place after a short trip up north for the day. He touched my leg to try to scare me or something. I saw it coming so I knew what he was going to do before it happened, and at the same time we were about to pass a farmer with a few bails of hay in the box of his truck, so just after he touched me I was like "hey!" and then I pointed out the window a few seconds later. He was stunned that I scared him first and then a few seconds later he made the connection. He face-palmed for like 10 minutes while I cracked up the rest of the drive to my place.

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#23

"We did it. We are here. We survived an eighteen-hour roadtrip with four kids age 10 and under. GIVE ME ALL THE WINE."

kittennursekc Report

17points

Jameson Lechner 2 years ago

I think you’ve had plenty of whine already!

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#24

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

RV.

RV who?

RV there yet.

16points

Norman Beattie 2 years ago

That's a Groaner... :)

4points

#25

"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."

bourgeoisalien Report

16points

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#26

Road trip joke about soulmate and snacks "I can’t tell if you’re my soulmate until I know what snacks you bring for a road trip."

Love_bug1016 Report

16points

#27

A penguin was taking a summer road trip in the American Southwest when his car broke down and he got a tow to the nearest shop. The mechanic told him it would take an hour to check his car, so the penguin waddled across the street to an ice cream shop and ordered a vanilla cone, which he made a huge mess of, because flippers. After an hour had passed he waddled back to the auto shop. Mechanic said "Welp, looks like you blew a seal", the penguin said "No that's just ice cream."

16points

Owen 2 years ago

I wondered where that was gonna go!

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#28

"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip.

You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves."

16points

Scott Anderson 2 years ago

They haven't had that song there since 1969

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#29

"You're not truly a parent until you've yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again."

Cheeseboy22 Report

15points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

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#30

Road trip joke about snacks Me: Let's buy snacks for the road! Buys $20 worth & finishes them before crossing city limits.

Carbosly Report

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#31

"The fact that rear windows don't roll down completely makes a difference when your child is trying to barf out the window."

PatterTravelers Report

15points

Lelah Lloyd 2 years ago

Does anyone know why they don't go down all the way? (Genuinely wondering)

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#32

When traveling on a road trip, where do bees stop to use the bathroom?

The BP station.

14points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

Good one, dad.

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#33

"When can we stop and eat?" Me, 10 minutes into an eight-hour road trip."

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14points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

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#34

"No one is full of more false hope than a parent organizing car ride activities before a long road trip."

simoncholland Report

14points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

That's the BEST part of the entire trip!

0points

#35

Road trip joke about buying coffee on the road trip "Going on a road trip is basically the art of finding a place to buy coffee followed by finding a place to pee in a loop forever."

Carbosly Report

14points

Ernie Tabuena 2 years ago

Best road trip ever: wife fell asleep n I drove 355 miles in five hours flat.

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#36

"Just brushed my teeth in Walmart..."

AbduleGordon Report

14points

Emily Mulheran 2 years ago

At least you had a place to brush them at all! Brushing your teeth without water sucks!

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#37

"Headed out on a road trip with my husband so if I’m never heard from again he probably got us lost because he “doesn’t need directions.”"

sarcasticmommy4 Report

13points

#38

"The most shameful thing a dad can do is be the one who has to pee on a road trip."

simoncholland Report

13points

Speedgoat 2 years ago

Life hack: All you have to do is ask around til you find someone else who has to pee. Then you sneak one in and blame the stop on them.

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#39

"My wife's is clearing out her car for a road trip. She just came in with so much stuff I asked if she was shopping."

Dadpression Report

13points

#40

Road trip joke about billboard "On a road trip passing a billboard that says live girls dancing daily. My daughter’s voice from the backseat, “Wow, that’s a lot of recitals.”"

simoncholland Report

13points

Ernie Tabuena 2 years ago

We passed a strip club called The Pink Pony and daughter whines “can we go pet the pony?” And I had no idea what to say or do.

3points

#41

Me: Crap, I think that was our exit, did anybody see the sign?

Them: Sorry I missed it.

Ace of Base: I saw the sign!

IndecisiveJones Report

13points

Heather Talma 2 years ago

Just don't throw up.

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#42

"Most mom thing I've ever said to my kids, "Stop(squabbling). You're distracting me from concentrating on the pain in my foot.""

peaches_gray Report

13points

Party Poison 2 years ago

Really BP? Censoring "arguing" or something like that? 🙄

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#43

"I need lunch. I need to pee. I need gas. But I'm in the middle of nowhere."

ERGoddessMD Report

13points

J. Emery Anderson 2 years ago

Sounds like good lyrics for a CW song 🤠

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#44

“Dude, that’s why I love road trips. It’s like doing something, but without doing anything!” - John Green

12points

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#45

Road trip joke about traveling with kids "An easy way to add 45 minutes to a road trip is to let your kids pick out a snack when you stop for gas."

simoncholland Report

12points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

At least they get good snacks.

3points

#46

"If pop culture’s taught me one thing it’s that a road trip is meaningless unless someone brings along an urn filled with ashes."

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12points

#47

"I'm taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip.

We've already had 2 major tantrums.

We haven't even left yet.

Avenge my death."

XplodingUnicorn Report

12points

Emily Mulheran 2 years ago

WHYYYYY?!?! Road trips are not “adult friendly” when kids are involved.

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#48

"I peed on a bush in Texas during a road trip

Now the secret service is looking for me."

12points

Owen 2 years ago

That took a second read

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#49

"I recently drove through the town of Covert, New York on a road trip.

I didn't notice."

12points

Emily Mulheran 2 years ago

🤣 good one!

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#50

Road trip joke about passing semi's "I think I'm getting a legit arm workout from gripping the wheel so hard when I pass semi's."

Anna12124Henry Report

12points

Leviathan Films 7 months ago

You win one internet today

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#51

"Every limb on my body has fallen asleep trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on this bus."

J_Smith_8 Report

12points

Lisa Shaw 2 years ago

Take a train next time...

-1point

#52

"It's not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle."

amydillon Report

12points

Lori Rogers 2 years ago

One of my 3 older sisters would do that to me every summer

0points

#53

"We've reached the portion of roadtrip-with-children where I'm hiding in a Walmart bathroom for some peace and quiet."

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12points

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#54

"I'm on a road trip with two kids. They are simultaneously asleep. This is the greatest day of my (parenting) life."

tylerneylon Report

12points

#55

Road trip joke about travelling with kids "Traveling by road w/ a 7 m.o. and a 2 y.o. isn’t all bad. I plan to do a car trip w/ them again, preferably after they graduate from college."

XplodingUnicorn Report

12points

Emily Mulheran 2 years ago

Ugh….nope. #612,786 reason I don’t want, or will conceive, children. I’d legitimately prefer to be single for the rest of my life. No judgment…I just, umm, nope.

0points

#56

“People having babies and getting married… and I’m like: where am I road tripping to next?”

11points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

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#57

“Taking a road trip gives the family the opportunity to bond when visiting new places together, while annoying each other.” - Tom Lichtenheld

11points

Lori Rogers 2 years ago

Amen

1point

#58

“I love taking road trips. I get into this Zen rhythm, and I tend to lose track of time; throw the sense of time to the wind.” - Miriam Toews

11points

Cathy Hurd 2 years ago

Me too

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#59

"A harmonica is a perfect thing to send with your kid if they are going on a long road trip with your spouse."

Cheeseboy22 Report

11points

#60

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

"I rock. You Rock. We Rock."

Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

11points

Cathy Hurd 2 years ago

"We will, we will ROCK YOU"

3points

#61

Road trip joke about travelling Me: Did you say exit 3?

Eryn: Close...91.

Mirandachauntel Report

11points

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#62

"That awkward moment when you run into the same lady at two rest areas 100 miles apart."

Danielle_Faith Report

11points

#63

"I so want to sing and dance along with my music but I don't think everyone in my van would appreciate it."

Love_meg Report

11points

#64

"I just had to use a snapchat geo filter to figure out what state I was in."

keefe_kim Report

11points

Lisa Valen 2 years ago

I haven't a clue how to use a snapchat geo filter. I just read all the big signs I pass.

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#65

Road trip joke about marriage "Let's get married and have kids so instead of exotic vacations we can go to that same beach in Florida every year."

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11points

#66

"We have reached the "HE'S TOUCHING ME" phase of our road trip. This is also referred to as the 7th circle of parenting hell."

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11points

#67

“All of us know someone who is either traveling or planning a road trip, is talking about a road trip, or posts quotes regarding road trips.” - Crestless Wave

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Lisa Valen 2 years ago

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#68

"We are planning a road trip through Canada. My wife is concerned that our old camper van may break down. I told her not to worry. After all, we have Triple Eh."

10points

Cathy Hurd 2 years ago

Just make sure you have rv coverage

-1point

#69

Road trip joke about burgers and dad "When we'd go on a road trip, my dad would see a sign that said "The best burgers" and be like, oh we have to stop there, they have the best!"

behindyourback Report

10points

#70

Friend: We should go on a road trip.

Me: Absolutely. Let's do it.

Friend: You could bring your kids.

Me: I'm busy that weekend.

XplodingUnicorn Report

10points

Leviathan Films 7 months ago

lol!!1!! Children are awful!!!!1!!! Where’s my wine!! 😜

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#71

"Road trip mixtape. Girl from Ipanema and Waze on same phone: “That when she passes, each one she passes goes TURN RIGHT IN 100 FEET!"

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#72

"Road trip through the mountains reminds me how lovely thWHAT THE HECK IS 2G SIGNAL???!!! HOWISTHATEVENATHINGANYMOREWTF."

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10points

#73

Were you ever on a road trip to the Seagate factory?

It’s a hard drive.

9points

#74

Road trip joke about cross-country road trip taken by the depressed man Were you aware of the cross-country road trip taken by the depressed man?

He’s weeping the nation.

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#75

“A couple of things are required for road trips: diet that is well balanced with caffeine, salt and sugar and a superb collection of tunes—oh, and directions.” - Jenn McKinlay

9points

#76

Me, to my kids: Fast food is disgusting and unhealthy. We don’t eat that junk.

Me, to my kids, five hours into a road trip: YOU’D BETTER EAT THOSE MCNUGGETS BEFORE I COME BACK THERE AND PUKE THEM INTO YOUR MOUTHS LIKE A MAMA BIRD!

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9points

#77

"Driving down the interstate and dad says, "Oh I just pulled the key out by accident.""

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9points

Kady LaHaie 2 years ago (edited)

This happened to my dad but it was the entire steering column including the steering wheel

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#78

"I was on a road trip, and I saw roadkill on the side of the road.

I got super freaked out when it screamed for help."

8points

#79

IMPRESSION OF A ROAD TRIP:

min 7 - "WE ARE ALL BESHST FRANDZZZ."

min 52 - "I wonder if I could roll out of a moving car."

min 111 - "Who killed JFK."

aparnapkin Report

8points

#80

Road trip joke about "Mumford and Sons" "Mumford and Sons: because the "beginning of road trip" scenes in movies need music."

MaraWilson Report

8points

#81

"Road trips are great until your butt falls asleep and starts screaming at you to fix it."

garrett_jacobs_ Report

8points

#82

Road trip hour 12 ½:

Husband singing along to the radio: "This is what it sounds like when dogs cry."

Man, George Micheal is great."

Me: "We should get a divorce."

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8points

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#83

"Dads on a road trip have to pee sometimes too we just know if we can outlast one of you we can blame you for stopping."

8points

#84

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?

A Honda Sea-RV.

8points

#85

Road trip joke about a sign that said ‘Rest Stop 1 Mile’ On a road trip, I remember passing a sign that said ‘Rest Stop 1 Mile’.

I thought to myself, “Wow, that’s really big.”

8points

#86

"Thanks, OCD... I clean the windshield every time we stop for gas and then every bug and their mother dies on it right after."

JessTonn Report

8points

#87

"Road trips are my favorite until your legs go numb and feel like the fuzzy tv channel when you finally move them."

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8points

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#88

A husband and wife went on a road trip.

As they drove along in their car, they saw some wild pigs in some plains.

The wife jokingly asked her husband, "Are those relatives of yours?"

To which the husband replies, "Yup! Those are my in-laws!"

7points

#89

Road trip joke about heart, liver and kidney On a road trip, where did the heart, liver and kidney go?

Oregon.

7points

#90

“It’s road trip time! It’s all about the adventure! In fact, we don’t even have somewhere to go.” - John Green

7points

#91

“Every day you can write. When you embark on a road trip, you are making a story.” - Steve Rushin

7points

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#92

"I get too attached to the car driving in front of me that it breaks my heart when I see them take an exit earlier than mine."

Venusaurrrr Report

7points

#93

"Devon almost ran us off the road because he was too distracted singing Whitney Houston."

CavanahBailey Report

7points

#94

Road trip joke about showing middle finger 7yo: Mom? Lots of other drivers show their middle finger to us when we drive.

Me: Shhh, honey. I'm on Twitter.

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7points

#95

My German buddy and I went on a road trip, and when I dropped my hot dog out the window, he swung the car around to go back and get it… It was then when things started to go sour on the trip.

6points

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#96

Is there a reason why the fungus wasn’t invited on the road trip?

There were no mushrooms!

6points

#97

Where did the programmer start her road trip?

Maine.

6points

#98

I was on a road trip with my wife, who insisted on staring at large map, and barking out directions...

So I took it off her, and scrunched it up into a little ball.

She was not impressed to say the least, and whined "how are we going to find our way now" as she un-crumpled the paper, "we're lost now".

I said "well you're not going to get anywhere with that latitude."

6points

#99

Road trip joke about bumps on the road "Every single time I go to take a drink there is a bump in the road and coke gets all over me..."

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6points

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#100

Would anyone like to take a road trip to Tennessee?

"I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit."

5points

#101

A wife and husband are going on a road trip.

After a few hours, the wife decides they she is tired.

Wife: Y'know honey, I think I might take a nap.

The husband gives her a nod, and after putting her chair into a comfortable position for sleeping, she dozes off.

A while later, she wakes up, and notices that they are completely off road and in some place she doesn't recognize.

Wife: Where the hell are we!

Husband: I don't know, I just woke up Too.

5points

#102

A few of my friends took a road trip from Iowa to California.

Things were great as they drove through Nebraska. But driving through Wyoming was a disaster! First, one of them got sick and they had to pull over. Then they got to the Great Continental Divide and it was all downhill from there.

5points

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#103

"Seeing good looking people on the freeway hurts me cause I won't see them again."

idonthave_one_ Report

5points

#104

Road trip joke about old school games "For a long road trip, we love old school games like I Spy, 20 Questions & (my fav) The Quiet Game hehehe."

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5points

#105

This man is on a long road trip and has a roll of tarmac in his arm while walking into a bar.

He orders two beers, “One for me and one for the road”.

4points

#106

What route did Satan take on his road trip?

Route 666.

4points

#107

What did the Lettuce Father say to his Lettuce Family when they started on their road trip?

"Lettuce travel!"

3points

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#108

Road trip about Nirvana Have you heard about the time Nirvana took a road trip?

All I know about it is that Kurt called shotgun.

-5points

Aivaras Kaziukonis

Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

What do you think ?

Joni-lee Smith 2 years ago

Go on a road trip they said😑 It will be fun they said 😡 What could possibly go wrong they said 🤬

1point

Joni-lee Smith 2 years ago

Go on a road trip they said😑 It will be fun they said 😡 What could possibly go wrong they said 🤬

1point

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