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#2

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community 1. Mother-father
2. Dog farts
3. Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches
4. Son of a biscuit

Joe Smith Report

Final score:

91points

Vanner

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Dvd Pr 2 years ago

Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches 😭🏆

55points

#3

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I would imagine someone swearing in medieval languages, like thou art a cookie or something.

Henry Hustava Report

Final score:

69points

Andrei Marentette

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September 2 years ago

I like using breakfast cereal names to insult people. You GrapeNut, You're being a total Fruitloop, etc...

29points

#4

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms.

Yuval Zukerman Report

Final score:

65points

Kira Zor-El

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Kira Trepanier (Submission author) 2 years ago

Dang that was supposed to say shiitaki mushrooms 🤣

54points

#5

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Fekkin' is one of my favorites. That and "for the love of ballpoint pens".

Masjid MABA Report

Final score:

62points

becca

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Libstak 1 year ago

Fekkin hekkin for me every time.

5points

Has sold soul for corn chip

#6

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community One time I stubbed my toe in school and went "FFFFFF" and then slowly went "...fructose." The teacher was skeptical. I also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and God Daniel it.

Erwan Hesry Report

Final score:

54points

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Dvd Pr 2 years ago

It’s a reference to St Peter

11points

sippakorn yamkasikorn Report

#7

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Idiotic brain-damaged booger pickin chicken butt! It’s one sentence.

Final score:

53points

Georgia Hebert

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Paul C. 2 years ago

Jesus, Joseph, Mary and the Wee Donkey!

12points

#8

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Monkeyface". Do you want to hear the evolution of why I say that? If not, too bad.
So, when I was little, I liked Spy Kids. The main character, Carmen, says "Oh, shiitake mushrooms" bc she can't curse. So I started saying it until my mom told me it was an actual curse word (oops).
My mom says "shmonks" when she's trying not to curse, which is a derivative of "shiitake mushrooms". So I started saying "monkeyface".And now when I stub my toe I scream:
‘Holy goodness!’, but the ‘monkeyface’ thing was cool for a while.

Saketh Upadhya Report

Final score:

47points

Raven DeathShade

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Orange Is Aging 2 years ago

I say holy goodness too!

8points

#9

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Dirty poodles. Worked in an animal shelter for a spell and also am certified in pet grooming. Ever try to groom a very dirty poodle?

Arjan Stalpers Report

Final score:

44points

Terilee Bruyere

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Helen Haley 2 years ago

Like trying to groom a wiggling cotton ball.

10points

#10

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community This one was completed by accident... Wanted to say 'son of a b**ch' but it came out 'bunny snitches'. Now my go-to!

Pablo Martinez Report

Final score:

43points

Karen Root

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Chiken Nugit 2 years ago

You're like my phone's autocorrect!

16points

#11

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a..." until I eventually give up.

Егор Камелев Report

Final score:

41points

Random Okapi

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LesAnimaux 1 year ago

This is giving Joe Pesci in Home Alone-vibes.

0points

#12

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I hug my dog instead of swearing. Don't ask why, I don't know.

Eric Ward Report

Final score:

41points

summer

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

aww! wish i can do that with my fish, but he a hungry boi and can bite, and tries to eat my hands. yet he de size of my thumb

14points

#13

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers'.

Anita Peeples Report

Final score:

40points

Amberleigh Mysts

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Melaney Logue 2 years ago

Pucking Frick!!! and Great googly moogily!!!

14points

#14

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Holy guacamole!

Tessa Rampersad Report

Final score:

39points

I like donuts

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I like donuts (Submission author) 2 years ago

I Also say "you! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!" when someone makes me mad To quote Hermione granger

34points

#15

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Shirt, like from The Good Place.

Nimble Made Report

Final score:

35points

Amber.exe

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Cedar Elliott 2 years ago

HOLY FORKING SHIRT BALLS WE'RE IN THE GOOD PLACE!

21points

#16

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick.

Markus Spiske Report

Final score:

34points

Me Oh My (He/They)

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thatmagicgaychick 2 years ago

the second one has got to have a good story behind it

10points

#17

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Grasshole and fudge.

Siora Photography Report

Final score:

32points

DUN DUN

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Kirstin Murphy 2 years ago

'Grasshole' made my brain say 'ditch'..

15points

#18

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Sweet Baby Pancakes is my "holy s**t." Also, "son of a motherless goat," which is from the Three Amigos.

Ray Aucott Report

Final score:

32points

dvelata

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Michele Wintzloff 1 year ago

I say son of a motherless goat too

7points

Obi - @pixel7propix Report

#19

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community You absolute- followed by any word you want. Examples are you absolute dishwasher, you absolute fridge, you absolute chicken-headed dog water. If you want actual swearwords substitutes I’m not that helpful since almost everyone just uses the actual word here.

Final score:

32points

Firefly1617

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Earl Grey 1 year ago

… helmet!

6points

Priscilla Du Preez Report

#20

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Not really bizarre, but I say ‘What the Fred’ and ‘Holy Sharon’.

Final score:

29points

LILYANDPEARL

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Chancey 2 years ago

My fav since my name is Sharon!!!

6points

Samuel Regan-Asante Report

#21

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Frickadoodle"

Final score:

28points

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖 !

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thatmagicgaychick 2 years ago

same

4points

#22

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community One time I stubbed my toe in school and went "FFFFFF" and then slowly went "...fructose." The teacher was skeptical. I also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and God Daniel it.

Tamara Malaniy Report

Final score:

28points

thatdisasterpanda

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

Oh fr*****e! (Fructose)

3points

#23

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I growl deeply. I dunno why, but I do it all the time. They aren't quiet little growls either.
My poor throat. . .

Jeroen Bosch Report

Final score:

25points

KoffeeRune

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

I´m doing this since my childhood - since my parents banned swearing :D

3points

#24

Oh balderdash!

Final score:

23points

Mistralok

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Randy Klefbeck 1 year ago

BO-SHAW.

1point

#25

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Puppies and kittens!!!" and when that's not enough, "Puppies and kittens everywhere!".

Krista Mangulsone Report

Final score:

23points

Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost

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Sara Marie 2 years ago

I do this! Was always food but then stared watching A Nation an that's their word for zombies and it works well for just about any situation where cussing may be warranted lol. Confuses people too

1point

#26

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Holy crepe

Jason King Report

Final score:

22points

Freddy M. (He/Him)

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Freddy Martin (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

Came from my neighbors a few years ago, was friends with their kid and they didn't like it when I said c**p around them, so it became carp and then eventually crepe

10points

#27

Well Spit
Fluff
Where didn't you learn how to drive
Go cuddle a cactus

Final score:

22points

Susan Reid Smith

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KiwiBubbles 2 years ago

"WHERE *DIDN'T* YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE" OHMY LORD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

11points

#28

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Ahh, Fudgesicles, and Lollipops!

Not sure how my brain came up with it but it works.

Brecht Deboosere Report

Final score:

21points

The Mom

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Chiken Nugit 2 years ago

You were hungry :)

3points

#29

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community MotherHell

Chris Barbalis Report

Final score:

15points

Moezzzz

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Raindeers 1 year ago

Supermassive black hole

4points

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#30

Rocks!!!!

Final score:

12points

Pudge

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That nerd Zoe 2 years ago

Ah I see a man of culture as well. Does anyone else know where it's from XD

4points

#31

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Blort." A substitute for all the swear words.
Blort!
Holy blort!
What a blort!
I randomly came up with it when I was 10-ish and I still say it :P

Sigmund Report

Final score:

12points

ima cat

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IrrelevantNonsense 2 years ago

Son of a blort

4points

#32

Trying to teach my kids not to swear, my youngest son decided to just use that word literally. He looks you dead in the eye and says “swearword”

Final score:

12points

Llewella

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Mulberry Juice 1 year ago

Welp I am now going to do this

3points

#33

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community What the chocolate fudge!

Nik Report

Final score:

10points

Nuri

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Stuti Aggarwal 2 years ago

yummy !😃😋

3points

#34

I was once reading a very old book where, instead of cursing they used the expression "¡Cáscaras!" (Shells, in English - like those from peanuts-). And it got deep rooted in my brain. Now I say "¡Cáscaras!" Whenever I try not to curse.

Final score:

10points

Paola Martz

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Crookshanks 2 years ago

How do you pronounce this?

5points

#35

Son of a motherless baconator is my favorite one

Final score:

10points

GayFireTruck

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Laura Lett 2 years ago

Son of baconnater is my hubby's.

3points

#36

Racka-frackin’ filibunkin' bortin'.

No one can curse without swearing like Yosemite Sam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYFxekoAsM

Final score:

9points

Tami

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Laura Lett 2 years ago

Sometimes i also strat bleeping, like r2 d2. He had a seriously filthy mouth. Bleeped everything he says

3points

#37

Instead of m*****f****** I choose instead to say MOTHER NATURE

Final score:

9points

Rockstar

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

i say u mother chicken nugget tender idk XD

3points

#38

I either switch to Spanish or say either piss, cheeky, flying monkey, and hint at the bad word (ex: ahh mother-! Or sonofa-)

Final score:

9points

AceOfChaos317

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Christof Irran 1 year ago

Yup, I switch to German; here in the U.S. And when I am in the German speaking parts of Europe I switch to what an Albanian construction worker once yelled after us (in my teenage years) when we stole his beer. And yes, I do remember it to this day, because I used it so often since, but to this day I have no idea what it means.

0points

#39

Fudgknukls

Final score:

8points

Da Dragon Queen

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#40

What The Fazuli? or any Ice Cream flavor that comes to mind e.g. Why in the Mint Chocolate Chip would you do that?

Final score:

8points

justice

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

tasty lol

2points

#41

Son of a Biscuit

Final score:

8points

Ozymandias73

POST

#42

Bullgarbage

Final score:

7points

Shirley Jones

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Wendy Justice 2 years ago

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1point

#43

Shooty la marde. Dagnabbit!

Final score:

7points

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JoJo Anisko 1 year ago (edited)

F***k-a-frack Edit: seriously, BP?

2points

#44

Not me, I live by the "Swearing is good for you" camp, but my dad does an angry drawn out "G*d bless Armenia." Instead of G*d D*mn it
(Notes, some religions protest writing the name of the lord and I try to respect them, hence the self censorship)

Final score:

7points

Buggycas

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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

Thank you for that respect, fine user

6points

#45

Whistle.
My husband learnt it, if I'm whistling, I'm not in agood mood, I'm too mad to be asked if or why I'm angry.
In 5-15 minutes of whistling, it calms me down too.

Final score:

7points

Sidra Badar

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Can't whistle...been trying 70 years, have given up.

3points

#46

Golly whing-whang
Shish kebab
Bullfeathers, bullcrud
Fumbling, flying
Motherflipper

Final score:

6points

Freya the Wanderer

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Freya the Wanderer (Submission author) 2 years ago

Forgot to add "fish sticks"

4points

#47

Christ on a Cracker!
Oh wait....that's still cussing, isn't it?

Pooper scooper!!

Final score:

6points

Jackie Lulu

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago

How is saying Jesus Christ or Christ still cussing? I said it in work one day and someone cubicles yonder was like "Whoa. Language."

4points

#48

Pinfeathers and gollyfluff!

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3fyC0MkdtI

Final score:

6points

[]

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#49

I say, "what the heek are you mother flowers doing!"
I've said this when the little kids at school are too loud and obnoxious.

Final score:

6points

Lilia Loewenberg

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#50

Two that I picked up from my husband.

Son of a Biscuit.

And

Mother Puss Bucket.

but since I've been living in the South, "Bless their heart" has come into my vocabulary.

Final score:

6points

Carol Emory

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Yes! Bless their heart is one of my top cusses now (thank you Celia Rivenbark)

0points

#51

i say " holy air fryer!"

Final score:

6points

Omnisexual elephant

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Red 2 years ago

I love this

1point

#52

i say this:

wHy In ThE hAm sAnDwIcH wOuLd U dO tHaT???

and

what the cheesy potato skins are u doing?

Final score:

6points

samuel the (???)

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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago

I’m totally stealing the ham sandwich thing, tyvm.

0points

#53

Furgermurger!
Dipped (This one gets shouted to bad drivers. They can't hear me but I still say it.)

Final score:

5points

Sandra Braverman

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#54

what the fluck-cluck

Final score:

5points

Sweetie Cake️‍

POST

#55

I say 'mother puss bucket' from Ghostbusters

Final score:

5points

dmjhmer

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#56

Fudgesticks! Fudging heck...

Final score:

4points

RifleReptiles

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#57

what the fudge cakes?!!!!

Final score:

4points

bean

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Lilia Loewenberg 2 years ago

Lol! I say fudge muffin

1point

#58

Fudgesicles and shishkabobs

Final score:

4points

MyOpinionHasBeenServed

POST

#59

Frack.

I watched too much Battlestar Galactica.

Final score:

4points

Erick Blood

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago (edited)

Frell from Farscape

2points

#60

Booger snot when you forget something or something is not cooperating

Final score:

4points

L.a. Williams

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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago

Pifflesnot.

0points

#61

Son of a nutcracker or son of a buttcracker

Final score:

4points

Saucy Aussie

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#62

Sherbatsci!

Final score:

4points

Mr.Knaps (He/Him)

POST

#63

I go with zark, because usually the person I'm arguing with hasn't read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Final score:

4points

Lukyan Terdal

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

You really seem like you know where your towel is

4points

#64

Rat farts or Rats on a stick

Final score:

4points

MotherofGuineaPigs

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#65

wat the hekk is dat huh why u do dat bruh idiotik

Final score:

4points

SomePilot

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#66

My husbands says "ratfarts".

Final score:

3points

ThisIsMe

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#67

Fudge monkeys is a favorite

Final score:

3points

Stephanie Rohweder

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#68

“Barstools”. “Oh fffff”. “Sugar”. “You little scumble” if it’s a cat I’m cross with. “You little buglers”, again to the cats.

Final score:

3points

Jods

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#69

My go-to is fudge-nuggets

Final score:

3points

Juno French

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#70

Heckity heck is my favorite, although I also like frick, sometimes I say carp instead of crap, I call people muffinbutts and it’s really fun for some reason… holey jeans, etc etc

Final score:

3points

BORKADYMUSIC

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CreativeKlutz 2 years ago

Whenever something is starting to go bad I try to stay positive but when I can’t I just go straight to “well… heck”

1point

#71

DUCK YOU!
(or i just start squealing because i have a broken brain)

Final score:

3points

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

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#72

“Cheese!”

Final score:

3points

Unnamed Hooman

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

OY !

3points

#73

Anything in this list with a & after the word means that I don't know if it counts or not.

Sh** = Crap& or Scheisse (Sh** in German)
He** = Heck (Duh)
F-Word = Frigg&

Also stuff like
"shEEEEEEEEEEEOUOUOUTTT

Final score:

3points

Mike Jacobs

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Merde!

4points

#74

Fut the wuck.
Fudge nuggets.

(My "go to" used to be the F-Bomb.)

Final score:

3points

Madre_Dr4gnZFly

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DuchessDegu 2 years ago

Fut the wuck - brilliant!

1point

#75

I say chupacabra... And no, I don't know why.

Final score:

3points

Mrt

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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago

That’s a good one. I also liked Cthulhu

0points

#76

instead of calling someone a b***h I call them a piece of bread. My parents still don't know that's what it means.

Final score:

3points

ChickenNugget

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#77

Very frequently use things like "shoot" "heck" "dang", but I got my more unusual one from a couple of my favorite clean YouTube channels. Both DanTDM and J from the SuperCarlinBrothers just use "BUTTS!!" as a replacement for swearing. So now I say it all the time 🍑

Final score:

3points

KiwiBubbles

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MollyJune 2 years ago

Yeah, I use those basics too, but I say darn more than dang.

1point

#78

Once hit my knee at work, started to yell sh.. and then changed midword to shinanigans so I wouldn't get in trouble. Stuck with me. Also use Good Gravy and gurgle shmurgle from the movie Black Cauldren.

Final score:

3points

Erica Brownrigg

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#79

See You Next Tuesday!

Final score:

3points

C C

POST

#80

You Raven Starver!
I also likw Beep

Final score:

2points

S. U. Mone

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#81

Holy Christmas!

Final score:

2points

Starving4myart

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Raindeers 1 year ago

Holy Collie

0points

#82

I say “holy cats!” Or “for the love of everything pink and purple polka dotted!!”.

Final score:

2points

NotTodaySatan!!

POST

Auntriarch 2 years ago

You knew my grandmother? For the love of all that's pink and spotty

0points

#83

Oh fiddlesticks, diddley dang it, Sheeshkabob, You Marshmallow of Satan,
Sometimes I just scream, beep, and make weird sounds too. I have no idea where marshmallows of Satan came from, to be honest.

Final score:

2points

Sequoia door.

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Sequoia (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

I should probably explain the Marshmallows of Satan since I remembered. I was sitting by a fire, eating marshmallows when my friend compared me to the devil. So I shouted the first thing that came to mind. YOU MARSHMELLOW OF SATAN. I still use it to this day. My friend still teases me to this day.

2points

#84

Oh my gods, schist, do immortales, γαμώ(the f word in Greek), and gods of Olympus. Yeah I’m a pjo fan if y’all couldn’t tell.

Final score:

2points

Elyce

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Elyce (Submission author) 2 years ago

Can’t forget the good ol’ dam. Lmfao. Only pjo fans will get that reference. -__-

2points

#85

“What in the holiness of chicken nuggets” “Freaking Mare” “FRICK” “Shoot” “Crop” “Hoover Dam”

Final score:

2points

Gremlin (She/They)

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Sea otter simone 2 years ago

CHICKEN NOOGETS

0points

#86

Not ridiculous per se, but sometimes I start today sh!t, and jut end up going shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Final score:

2points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa

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#87

For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary; Jiminy Christmas; What the H. E. Double Hockey Stick

Final score:

2points

C C

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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago

Peter, Paul, and Mary - inspired!

1point

#88

Why did no one add Cheesus Crust yet?

Final score:

2points

Kanuli

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MollyJune 2 years ago

Haven't heard that one, but it's pretty similar to "Cheese and Rice!"

3points

#89

"Argh! BIG FLAMING PANTALOONS!". Don't ask me why. Blurted it out accidently years ago and it just...stuck.

Final score:

2points

Karis Ravenhill

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#90

not me but a friend: sugar me timbers

Final score:

2points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW

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#91

I turn i to Ned Flanders and say Diddily Darn

Final score:

2points

PrincessTheSiameseKat

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PrincessTheSiameseKat (Submission author) 2 years ago

*into

0points

#92

zapatos de rata, which means rat shoes in Spanish

Final score:

2points

LAS

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#93

What the frickity frack quackity quack

Final score:

2points

Criminalmindsjunkie

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#94

I personally say holy hell weasels

Final score:

2points

Beetlejuice

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#95

I have three cats. Since the lockdown, whenever I get mad, I hiss.

Final score:

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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#96

What the “flying fudge” is that? Or I don’t give a “flying fudge”
And since I couldn’t add a photo, here is a link
https://www.redbubble.com/i/kids-t-shirt/What-the-FLYING-FUDGE-by-Herefor1reason/31435022.MZ153

Final score:

2points

Toni Kay

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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago

I do hate to quibble, but that appears to be a flying fudgsicle.

1point

#97

Son of a fire truck

Final score:

1point

Debe Wilson

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#98

"mother-fluffer" and 'razzum-frazum' are my go to's.

Final score:

1point

TruBrit81

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

My mother came up with chicken f--------, thinking it was less offensive than m-------- f-----. I can't say whether it was, but I laughed whenever she used it.

1point

#99

Son of a dog
Frick you
F**k f**k f**k fecky f**k
dangnabbit
Holy cheese

Final score:

1point

Person

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Person (Submission author) 2 years ago

Note- It may be censored but it was not a swear word (technically)

1point

#100

Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!

Final score:

1point

TheDinoSourHands

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#101

Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!

Final score:

1point

TheDinoSourHands

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ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 1 year ago

repeat

0points

#102

Crud monkeys
Holy Cats
Blasted or Blast it depending on the grammar required

Final score:

1point

Melissa Hollowell

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#103

"Fiddlesticks"
"N'Luuura" (that is from a book series, same meaning as hell)
"Fuzz and fluffles"
"Fek"
"Rude!"

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1point

Kira Okah

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#104

Son of a nutcracker, Oh my goodie goodie gumdrops, bang dang it Micheal (I don’t even know who Micheal is) and Fiddlesticks.

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1point

Lynogile

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Lynogile (Submission author) 2 years ago

I almost forgot Schist (type of rock)

3points

#105

Fudge-cracken-pots. Altogether just as it sounds. I also had a friend years ago from Spain and she would always say "bananas", it was lovely with her accent. It has been 12 years and I still say it because of her.

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1point

Sacco Mom

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MollyJune 2 years ago

My brother used to call people "Bananapants" when he was really mad at them.

0points

#106

S***= shoot or crap
F***= freak/freaking
A**holea**wipe= ozweepay (it’s from an old Saturday night live skit; search it up!)

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1point

Sofia Schutt

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#107

Long time ago I knew a sweet little old lady whose favoured curse word was phenyle!

Myself, I tend to use thiiiiiit!

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1point

Ariom Dahl

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#108

Go eat spaghetti out of a shoe!

notreallyraine (they/them)

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1point

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Summer Godwin 2 years ago

ok um no thhhank you no way

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#109

Krum, mother trucker

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1point

Sabriam Loll

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Rats Inc 1 year ago

I say krums and truck when i dont want to use curse words. i use others too but i cannot think of them off the top of my head.

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#110

oh ffffuuuuun times!

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1point

Jimmy Harkness

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Libstak 1 year ago

Or like ffffffffun, I'm gonna do that.

0points

#111

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

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1point

Refilwe Mojafi

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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

Look at the first letters - ha ha--

1point

#112

Fart-Nugget, Son-of-a-biscut-eater, Fart a Dart, poop nugget, GOD!.....bless America

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1point

Genny McD

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#113

i remember when i was a smol boi i had just heard the word b*********y (disgusting right) so i was getting mad at the homework i had so i loudly screamed B********Y i had no idea wat it meant but i was still grounded for a week lol

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1point

Lil Neeagor

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Mira Heiman 2 years ago

i am confused. please explain

1point

#114

I saw "Crap doodles" a lot. I honestly like it more than swearing. I still swear a lot, but Ive been able to rein it in more by saying that lol.

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1point

Black Pearl

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#115

I have quite a few. Some of them...

Sweet serendipity doo daw day!
Fudge knuckers!
Frog's breath!
Achalavida!
Dag nabbit!
Darn tootin!

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1point

September

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Elizabeth Sundby 2 years ago

what the fudge knuckers!

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#116

it wasn't me, but I heard a lady in the store say " I'm fed up with your shhenanigans" haha good catch lady

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1point

Elizabeth Sundby

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#117

what the frick frack diddily dack patty whack snick snack crack pack crackerjack train track quarterback biofeedback thumb tack tic-tac just happened?

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1point

sirfryingpan

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 2 years ago

Ay! I use this!! but I usually use it when I stub my toe or something, cause as I get to the middle of it, I start to laugh and it helps a little with the pain. Gets me distracted

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#118

GRAVY! I have no idea why.

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Rebecca

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#119

Too many! I have the classics (frick, heck...) but then there's "holy carp", "holy crudbuckets", "frackdiddlydumptious", "fudgeknuckles", "fudge nuggests", "son of a biscuit", "what the actual flippers", "bullsheepgoatpoop" (don't ask), "oh chiz", "holy cheeseburger", and way too many more...

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1point

alice in nowhereland

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#120

Usually i just say the first letter or say flip or dang or something like that

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Cherry_Limead

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#121

i say:

aiefjowjweifjaoeifj;aeiofj;eoifja;eoif

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ツ chihuahua n.

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

must be the cuss word babies say

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#122

cheese nuggies

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Leslie

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#123

Several years ago I started saying "Holy Christmas Trees". Now my adult children say it, too!

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1point

Frances Lee

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Bill Corbett 2 years ago

Somebody forgot to chlorinate the gene pool again, and I'll bet the Jack that aired you is proud today!

1point

#124

No poo Poirot

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Skulduggery Pheasant

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Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

That's brilliant 😆

0points

#125

not me but my friend

she says “what the pudding”

which i think is quite cute

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Miss Marmite

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#126

Bother! Said Pooh...

source Report

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Completely Hatstand

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#127

"Mickey fricky"

I watched a TV edited version of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing when I was young. Every time a character said MF, it was edited as mickey fricky. So, to this day, that's what I use when it's inappropriate to curse.

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1point

Synsepalum

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#128

I cuss like a kindergarten teacher on a break, but I am trying so hard to not say GD or JC. Don't ask. I know it makes no sense, but anyway, instead I say Gee-Hay-Zues. I have no idea how I came up with that or what, but it helps. IF I try not to cuss it's usually, Son of a Busicut, or Friggin, or Son of a Beach.

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1point

AzKhaleesi

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#129

I worked for the government for a while and had to talk to people in the phone all day long, I developed the habit of saying “oh my goodness gracious” instead of “oh ffs!”
Also I have a habit of saying “Christ in a Cream Cheese Sauce” instead of the “f-word”- from a book I read as a teen!

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Anna Stephenson

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#130

"SSSSSSSSS...." like a snake

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Elliot Fowler

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#131

BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MARGARET SCHILLING

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#132

In Germany we say „Scheibenkleister“, which roughly translates to „windowpane glue“

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Alina Walenta

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#133

Crapples and crudcakes xD

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1point

Kalmar

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#134

For the love of all things Holy, For the love of guns and ammo (when I am really mad), What the what, Audit you, What the actual idiotic foolery, I hope your pizza is always soggy, Litter lover (no idea where that one came from)

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Wilhelmina_Barker

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#135

Christopher Columbus.
Great day in the morning.
Jiminy Cricket.

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1point

d a

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#136

instead of saying jesus christ i say cheez its crisp

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lapis lazuli

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#137

What the chiz??? 😡
Holy chiz- 😳
Oh chiz… 😒

Like “cheese” but fun to say. And it’s not “ch eye z” it’s “ch is z”

Also when insulting I say
You buttface!! 😤
Oh, don’t be a buttface. 🙄

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Glittery Panda

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#138

Mother Butler. I heard Melissa McCarthy say it in her Spy movie and it made me laugh. I've used it since then.

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K K

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#139

When my daughter was young: I’m going to kick your donkey! AND “Shiit”ake mushrooms. To this day - I’m 50 & she’s 26 - we say this regardless of where we are or who we’re talking to/about. Crazy LOL

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1point

Kristi Savage Cook

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#140

Son of a monkey’s butt.

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Panda-riffic

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Duane Martin 1 year ago

Son of a basket weaver

0points

#141

Jiminy Cricket!!!

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RicRakNicNak

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#142

You freaking android! You son of a toaster! Oh my guacamole! Well darn and drats!

Rylee Evergreen (bye loves!)

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#143

c**k

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kit cat chunky

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I I 2 years ago

kinda of is a swear , i know its a male chicken but still

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#144

When We ( hubby and myself) found out i was pregnant we made pizza our swearword
So we got used to it and now we dont swear in front of our kid
So pizza

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Elvira Kreft

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Actually pizza sounds like quite a satisfying cuss

1point

#145

bum flaps Bianca

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I I

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Snort-laugh!

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#146

I swear🙂

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Blackadams

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Same dude

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#147

Planker (Wa**) Prit-Stick (Prick), Door K**b, Flosser (Toss**), Custard (Bas**), Twix (Tw*t)

Also love the ones from Upstart Crow like Bastable and Bollingbrookes :)

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𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋

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𝖊𝖆 (Submission author) 2 years ago

Oh and “Sum of a peach”

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#148

Custard

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John Brindley

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#149

I say the name of a place in Scotland, Ecclefechan, because when you say it with feeling it sounds just like a swear word.

Oh, Ecclefechan.......!!!!