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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community 1. Mother-father
2. Dog farts
3. Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches
4. Son of a biscuit

Joe Smith Report

Final score:

91points

Vanner

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I would imagine someone swearing in medieval languages, like thou art a cookie or something.

Henry Hustava Report

Final score:

69points

Andrei Marentette

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms.

Yuval Zukerman Report

Final score:

65points

Kira Zor-El

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Fekkin' is one of my favorites. That and "for the love of ballpoint pens".

Masjid MABA Report

Final score:

62points

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Has sold soul for corn chip

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community One time I stubbed my toe in school and went "FFFFFF" and then slowly went "...fructose." The teacher was skeptical. I also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and God Daniel it.

Erwan Hesry Report

Final score:

54points

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Idiotic brain-damaged booger pickin chicken butt! It’s one sentence.

Final score:

53points

Georgia Hebert

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Monkeyface". Do you want to hear the evolution of why I say that? If not, too bad.
So, when I was little, I liked Spy Kids. The main character, Carmen, says "Oh, shiitake mushrooms" bc she can't curse. So I started saying it until my mom told me it was an actual curse word (oops).
My mom says "shmonks" when she's trying not to curse, which is a derivative of "shiitake mushrooms". So I started saying "monkeyface".And now when I stub my toe I scream:
‘Holy goodness!’, but the ‘monkeyface’ thing was cool for a while.

Saketh Upadhya Report

Final score:

47points

Raven DeathShade

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30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Dirty poodles. Worked in an animal shelter for a spell and also am certified in pet grooming. Ever try to groom a very dirty poodle?

Arjan Stalpers Report

Final score:

44points

Terilee Bruyere

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#10

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community This one was completed by accident... Wanted to say 'son of a b**ch' but it came out 'bunny snitches'. Now my go-to!

Pablo Martinez Report

Final score:

43points

Karen Root

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#11

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a..." until I eventually give up.

Егор Камелев Report

Final score:

41points

Random Okapi

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#12

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I hug my dog instead of swearing. Don't ask why, I don't know.

Eric Ward Report

Final score:

41points

summer

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#13

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers'.

Anita Peeples Report

Final score:

40points

Amberleigh Mysts

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#14

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Holy guacamole!

Tessa Rampersad Report

Final score:

39points

I like donuts

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#15

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Shirt, like from The Good Place.

Nimble Made Report

Final score:

35points

Amber.exe

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#16

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick.

Markus Spiske Report

Final score:

34points

Me Oh My (He/They)

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#17

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Grasshole and fudge.

Siora Photography Report

Final score:

32points

DUN DUN

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#18

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Sweet Baby Pancakes is my "holy s**t." Also, "son of a motherless goat," which is from the Three Amigos.

Ray Aucott Report

Final score:

32points

dvelata

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Obi - @pixel7propix Report

#19

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community You absolute- followed by any word you want. Examples are you absolute dishwasher, you absolute fridge, you absolute chicken-headed dog water. If you want actual swearwords substitutes I’m not that helpful since almost everyone just uses the actual word here.

Final score:

32points

Firefly1617

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Priscilla Du Preez Report

#20

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Not really bizarre, but I say ‘What the Fred’ and ‘Holy Sharon’.

Final score:

29points

LILYANDPEARL

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Samuel Regan-Asante Report

#21

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Frickadoodle"

Final score:

28points

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖 !

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#22

Tamara Malaniy Report

Final score:

28points

thatdisasterpanda

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#23

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community I growl deeply. I dunno why, but I do it all the time. They aren't quiet little growls either.
My poor throat. . .

Jeroen Bosch Report

Final score:

25points

KoffeeRune

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#24

Oh balderdash!

Final score:

23points

Mistralok

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#25

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Puppies and kittens!!!" and when that's not enough, "Puppies and kittens everywhere!".

Krista Mangulsone Report

Final score:

23points

Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost

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#26

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Holy crepe

Jason King Report

Final score:

22points

Freddy M. (He/Him)

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#27

Well Spit
Fluff
Where didn't you learn how to drive
Go cuddle a cactus

Final score:

22points

Susan Reid Smith

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#28

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community Ahh, Fudgesicles, and Lollipops!

Not sure how my brain came up with it but it works.

Brecht Deboosere Report

Final score:

21points

The Mom

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#29

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community MotherHell

Chris Barbalis Report

Final score:

15points

Moezzzz

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#30

Rocks!!!!

Final score:

12points

Pudge

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#31

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community "Blort." A substitute for all the swear words.
Blort!
Holy blort!
What a blort!
I randomly came up with it when I was 10-ish and I still say it :P

Sigmund Report

Final score:

12points

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#32

Trying to teach my kids not to swear, my youngest son decided to just use that word literally. He looks you dead in the eye and says “swearword”

Final score:

12points

Llewella

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#33

30 Most Ridiculous Things You Say So You Don’t Swear, Shared By Our Community What the chocolate fudge!

Nik Report

Final score:

10points

Nuri

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#34

I was once reading a very old book where, instead of cursing they used the expression "¡Cáscaras!" (Shells, in English - like those from peanuts-). And it got deep rooted in my brain. Now I say "¡Cáscaras!" Whenever I try not to curse.

Final score:

10points

Paola Martz

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#35

Son of a motherless baconator is my favorite one

Final score:

10points

GayFireTruck

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#36

Racka-frackin’ filibunkin' bortin'.

No one can curse without swearing like Yosemite Sam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYFxekoAsM

Final score:

9points

Tami

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#37

Instead of m*****f****** I choose instead to say MOTHER NATURE

Final score:

9points

Rockstar

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#38

I either switch to Spanish or say either piss, cheeky, flying monkey, and hint at the bad word (ex: ahh mother-! Or sonofa-)

Final score:

9points

AceOfChaos317

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#39

Fudgknukls

Final score:

8points

Da Dragon Queen

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#40

What The Fazuli? or any Ice Cream flavor that comes to mind e.g. Why in the Mint Chocolate Chip would you do that?

Final score:

8points

justice

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#41

Son of a Biscuit

Final score:

8points

Ozymandias73

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#42

Bullgarbage

Final score:

7points

Shirley Jones

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#43

Shooty la marde. Dagnabbit!

Final score:

7points

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#44

Not me, I live by the "Swearing is good for you" camp, but my dad does an angry drawn out "G*d bless Armenia." Instead of G*d D*mn it
(Notes, some religions protest writing the name of the lord and I try to respect them, hence the self censorship)

Final score:

7points

Buggycas

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#45

Whistle.
My husband learnt it, if I'm whistling, I'm not in agood mood, I'm too mad to be asked if or why I'm angry.
In 5-15 minutes of whistling, it calms me down too.

Final score:

7points

Sidra Badar

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#46

Golly whing-whang
Shish kebab
Bullfeathers, bullcrud
Fumbling, flying
Motherflipper

Final score:

6points

Freya the Wanderer

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#47

Christ on a Cracker!
Oh wait....that's still cussing, isn't it?

Pooper scooper!!

Final score:

6points

Jackie Lulu

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#48

Pinfeathers and gollyfluff!

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3fyC0MkdtI

Final score:

6points

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#49

I say, "what the heek are you mother flowers doing!"
I've said this when the little kids at school are too loud and obnoxious.

Final score:

6points

Lilia Loewenberg

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#50

Two that I picked up from my husband.

Son of a Biscuit.

And

Mother Puss Bucket.

but since I've been living in the South, "Bless their heart" has come into my vocabulary.

Final score:

6points

Carol Emory

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#51

i say " holy air fryer!"

Final score:

6points

Omnisexual elephant

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#52

i say this:

wHy In ThE hAm sAnDwIcH wOuLd U dO tHaT???

and

what the cheesy potato skins are u doing?

Final score:

6points

samuel the (???)

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#53

Furgermurger!
Dipped (This one gets shouted to bad drivers. They can't hear me but I still say it.)

Final score:

5points

Sandra Braverman

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#54

what the fluck-cluck

Final score:

5points

Sweetie Cake️‍

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#55

I say 'mother puss bucket' from Ghostbusters

Final score:

5points

dmjhmer

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#56

Fudgesticks! Fudging heck...

Final score:

4points

RifleReptiles

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#57

what the fudge cakes?!!!!

Final score:

4points

bean

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#58

Fudgesicles and shishkabobs

Final score:

4points

MyOpinionHasBeenServed

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#59

Frack.

I watched too much Battlestar Galactica.

Final score:

4points

Erick Blood

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#60

Booger snot when you forget something or something is not cooperating

Final score:

4points

L.a. Williams

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#61

Son of a nutcracker or son of a buttcracker

Final score:

4points

Saucy Aussie

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#62

Sherbatsci!

Final score:

4points

Mr.Knaps (He/Him)

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#63

I go with zark, because usually the person I'm arguing with hasn't read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Final score:

4points

Lukyan Terdal

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#64

Rat farts or Rats on a stick

Final score:

4points

MotherofGuineaPigs

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#65

wat the hekk is dat huh why u do dat bruh idiotik

Final score:

4points

SomePilot

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#66

My husbands says "ratfarts".

Final score:

3points

ThisIsMe

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#67

Fudge monkeys is a favorite

Final score:

3points

Stephanie Rohweder

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#68

“Barstools”. “Oh fffff”. “Sugar”. “You little scumble” if it’s a cat I’m cross with. “You little buglers”, again to the cats.

Final score:

3points

Jods

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#69

My go-to is fudge-nuggets

Final score:

3points

Juno French

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#70

Heckity heck is my favorite, although I also like frick, sometimes I say carp instead of crap, I call people muffinbutts and it’s really fun for some reason… holey jeans, etc etc

Final score:

3points

BORKADYMUSIC

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#71

DUCK YOU!
(or i just start squealing because i have a broken brain)

Final score:

3points

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO

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#72

“Cheese!”

Final score:

3points

Unnamed Hooman

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#73

Anything in this list with a & after the word means that I don't know if it counts or not.

Sh** = Crap& or Scheisse (Sh** in German)
He** = Heck (Duh)
F-Word = Frigg&

Also stuff like
"shEEEEEEEEEEEOUOUOUTTT

Final score:

3points

Mike Jacobs

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#74

Fut the wuck.
Fudge nuggets.

(My "go to" used to be the F-Bomb.)

Final score:

3points

Madre_Dr4gnZFly

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#75

I say chupacabra... And no, I don't know why.

Final score:

3points

Mrt

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#76

instead of calling someone a b***h I call them a piece of bread. My parents still don't know that's what it means.

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Final score:

3points

ChickenNugget

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#77

Very frequently use things like "shoot" "heck" "dang", but I got my more unusual one from a couple of my favorite clean YouTube channels. Both DanTDM and J from the SuperCarlinBrothers just use "BUTTS!!" as a replacement for swearing. So now I say it all the time 🍑

Final score:

3points

KiwiBubbles

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#78

Once hit my knee at work, started to yell sh.. and then changed midword to shinanigans so I wouldn't get in trouble. Stuck with me. Also use Good Gravy and gurgle shmurgle from the movie Black Cauldren.

Final score:

3points

Erica Brownrigg

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#79

See You Next Tuesday!

Final score:

3points

C C

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#80

You Raven Starver!
I also likw Beep

Final score:

2points

S. U. Mone

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#81

Holy Christmas!

Final score:

2points

Starving4myart

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#82

I say “holy cats!” Or “for the love of everything pink and purple polka dotted!!”.

Final score:

2points

NotTodaySatan!!

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#83

Oh fiddlesticks, diddley dang it, Sheeshkabob, You Marshmallow of Satan,
Sometimes I just scream, beep, and make weird sounds too. I have no idea where marshmallows of Satan came from, to be honest.

Final score:

2points

Sequoia door.

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#84

Oh my gods, schist, do immortales, γαμώ(the f word in Greek), and gods of Olympus. Yeah I’m a pjo fan if y’all couldn’t tell.

Final score:

2points

Elyce

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#85

“What in the holiness of chicken nuggets” “Freaking Mare” “FRICK” “Shoot” “Crop” “Hoover Dam”

Final score:

2points

Gremlin (She/They)

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#86

Not ridiculous per se, but sometimes I start today sh!t, and jut end up going shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

Final score:

2points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#87

For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary; Jiminy Christmas; What the H. E. Double Hockey Stick

Final score:

2points

C C

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#88

Why did no one add Cheesus Crust yet?

Final score:

2points

Kanuli

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#89

"Argh! BIG FLAMING PANTALOONS!". Don't ask me why. Blurted it out accidently years ago and it just...stuck.

Final score:

2points

Karis Ravenhill

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#90

not me but a friend: sugar me timbers

Final score:

2points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW

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#91

I turn i to Ned Flanders and say Diddily Darn

Final score:

2points

PrincessTheSiameseKat

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#92

zapatos de rata, which means rat shoes in Spanish

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Final score:

2points

LAS

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#93

What the frickity frack quackity quack

Final score:

2points

Criminalmindsjunkie

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#94

I personally say holy hell weasels

Final score:

2points

Beetlejuice

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#95

I have three cats. Since the lockdown, whenever I get mad, I hiss.

Final score:

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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#96

What the “flying fudge” is that? Or I don’t give a “flying fudge”
And since I couldn’t add a photo, here is a link
https://www.redbubble.com/i/kids-t-shirt/What-the-FLYING-FUDGE-by-Herefor1reason/31435022.MZ153

Final score:

2points

Toni Kay

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#97

Son of a fire truck

Final score:

1point

Debe Wilson

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#98

"mother-fluffer" and 'razzum-frazum' are my go to's.

Final score:

1point

TruBrit81

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Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#99

Son of a dog
Frick you
F**k f**k f**k fecky f**k
dangnabbit
Holy cheese

Final score:

1point

Person

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#100

Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!

Final score:

1point

TheDinoSourHands

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#101

Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!

Final score:

1point

TheDinoSourHands

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#102

Crud monkeys
Holy Cats
Blasted or Blast it depending on the grammar required

Final score:

1point

Melissa Hollowell

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#103

"Fiddlesticks"
"N'Luuura" (that is from a book series, same meaning as hell)
"Fuzz and fluffles"
"Fek"
"Rude!"

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

Final score:

1point

Kira Okah

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#104

Son of a nutcracker, Oh my goodie goodie gumdrops, bang dang it Micheal (I don’t even know who Micheal is) and Fiddlesticks.

Final score:

1point

Lynogile

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#105

Fudge-cracken-pots. Altogether just as it sounds. I also had a friend years ago from Spain and she would always say "bananas", it was lovely with her accent. It has been 12 years and I still say it because of her.

Final score:

1point

Sacco Mom

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#106

S***= shoot or crap
F***= freak/freaking
A**holea**wipe= ozweepay (it’s from an old Saturday night live skit; search it up!)

Final score:

1point

Sofia Schutt

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#107

Long time ago I knew a sweet little old lady whose favoured curse word was phenyle!

Myself, I tend to use thiiiiiit!

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

Final score:

1point

Ariom Dahl

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#108

Go eat spaghetti out of a shoe!

notreallyraine (they/them)

Final score:

1point

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#109

Krum, mother trucker

Final score:

1point

Sabriam Loll

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#110

oh ffffuuuuun times!

Final score:

1point

Jimmy Harkness

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#111

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

Final score:

1point

Refilwe Mojafi

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#112

Fart-Nugget, Son-of-a-biscut-eater, Fart a Dart, poop nugget, GOD!.....bless America

Final score:

1point

Genny McD

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#113

i remember when i was a smol boi i had just heard the word b*********y (disgusting right) so i was getting mad at the homework i had so i loudly screamed B********Y i had no idea wat it meant but i was still grounded for a week lol

Final score:

1point

Lil Neeagor

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#114

I saw "Crap doodles" a lot. I honestly like it more than swearing. I still swear a lot, but Ive been able to rein it in more by saying that lol.

Final score:

1point

Black Pearl

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#115

I have quite a few. Some of them...

Sweet serendipity doo daw day!
Fudge knuckers!
Frog's breath!
Achalavida!
Dag nabbit!
Darn tootin!

Final score:

1point

September

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#116

it wasn't me, but I heard a lady in the store say " I'm fed up with your shhenanigans" haha good catch lady

Final score:

1point

Elizabeth Sundby

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#117

what the frick frack diddily dack patty whack snick snack crack pack crackerjack train track quarterback biofeedback thumb tack tic-tac just happened?

Final score:

1point

sirfryingpan

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#118

GRAVY! I have no idea why.

Final score:

1point

Rebecca

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#119

Too many! I have the classics (frick, heck...) but then there's "holy carp", "holy crudbuckets", "frackdiddlydumptious", "fudgeknuckles", "fudge nuggests", "son of a biscuit", "what the actual flippers", "bullsheepgoatpoop" (don't ask), "oh chiz", "holy cheeseburger", and way too many more...

Final score:

1point

alice in nowhereland

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#120

Usually i just say the first letter or say flip or dang or something like that

Final score:

1point

Cherry_Limead

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#121

i say:

aiefjowjweifjaoeifj;aeiofj;eoifja;eoif

Final score:

1point

ツ chihuahua n.

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#122

cheese nuggies

Final score:

1point

Leslie

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#123

Several years ago I started saying "Holy Christmas Trees". Now my adult children say it, too!

Final score:

1point

Frances Lee

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#124

No poo Poirot

Final score:

1point

Skulduggery Pheasant

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#125

not me but my friend

she says “what the pudding”

which i think is quite cute

Final score:

1point

Miss Marmite

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#126

Bother! Said Pooh...

source Report

Final score:

1point

Completely Hatstand

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#127

"Mickey fricky"

I watched a TV edited version of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing when I was young. Every time a character said MF, it was edited as mickey fricky. So, to this day, that's what I use when it's inappropriate to curse.

Final score:

1point

Synsepalum

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#128

I cuss like a kindergarten teacher on a break, but I am trying so hard to not say GD or JC. Don't ask. I know it makes no sense, but anyway, instead I say Gee-Hay-Zues. I have no idea how I came up with that or what, but it helps. IF I try not to cuss it's usually, Son of a Busicut, or Friggin, or Son of a Beach.

Final score:

1point

AzKhaleesi

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#129

I worked for the government for a while and had to talk to people in the phone all day long, I developed the habit of saying “oh my goodness gracious” instead of “oh ffs!”
Also I have a habit of saying “Christ in a Cream Cheese Sauce” instead of the “f-word”- from a book I read as a teen!

Final score:

1point

Anna Stephenson

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#130

"SSSSSSSSS...." like a snake

Final score:

1point

Elliot Fowler

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#131

BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Final score:

1point

MARGARET SCHILLING

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#132

In Germany we say „Scheibenkleister“, which roughly translates to „windowpane glue“

Final score:

1point

Alina Walenta

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#133

Crapples and crudcakes xD

Final score:

1point

Kalmar

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#134

For the love of all things Holy, For the love of guns and ammo (when I am really mad), What the what, Audit you, What the actual idiotic foolery, I hope your pizza is always soggy, Litter lover (no idea where that one came from)

Final score:

1point

Wilhelmina_Barker

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#135

Christopher Columbus.
Great day in the morning.
Jiminy Cricket.

Final score:

1point

d a

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#136

instead of saying jesus christ i say cheez its crisp

Final score:

1point

lapis lazuli

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#137

What the chiz??? 😡
Holy chiz- 😳
Oh chiz… 😒

Like “cheese” but fun to say. And it’s not “ch eye z” it’s “ch is z”

Also when insulting I say
You buttface!! 😤
Oh, don’t be a buttface. 🙄

Final score:

1point

Glittery Panda

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#138

Mother Butler. I heard Melissa McCarthy say it in her Spy movie and it made me laugh. I've used it since then.

Final score:

1point

K K

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#139

When my daughter was young: I’m going to kick your donkey! AND “Shiit”ake mushrooms. To this day - I’m 50 & she’s 26 - we say this regardless of where we are or who we’re talking to/about. Crazy LOL

Final score:

1point

Kristi Savage Cook

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#140

Son of a monkey’s butt.

Final score:

1point

Panda-riffic

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#141

Jiminy Cricket!!!

Final score:

1point

RicRakNicNak

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#142

You freaking android! You son of a toaster! Oh my guacamole! Well darn and drats!

Rylee Evergreen (bye loves!)

Final score:

0points

POST

#143

c**k

Final score:

0points

kit cat chunky

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#144

When We ( hubby and myself) found out i was pregnant we made pizza our swearword
So we got used to it and now we dont swear in front of our kid
So pizza

Final score:

0points

Elvira Kreft

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#145

bum flaps Bianca

Final score:

0points

I I

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#146

I swear🙂

Final score:

0points

Blackadams

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#147

Planker (Wa**) Prit-Stick (Prick), Door K**b, Flosser (Toss**), Custard (Bas**), Twix (Tw*t)

Also love the ones from Upstart Crow like Bastable and Bollingbrookes :)

Final score:

0points

𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋

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#148

Custard

Final score:

0points

John Brindley

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#149

I say the name of a place in Scotland, Ecclefechan, because when you say it with feeling it sounds just like a swear word.

Oh, Ecclefechan.......!!!!

Final score:

0points

BN80

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My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

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MuddyPuddles 2 years ago

I'm an adult. I swear. There is nothing wrong with it

8points

Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

Same. XD I swear up a blue streak. My only exceptions are when small children are close enough to hear me - I'll switch to "heck" or "darn" if I mentally catch myself in time. Otherwise, swear words are just words. Acting like they're some kind of FORBIDDEN!!!! thing is stupid.

5points

Basil Ignatov 2 years ago

I just swear. Why don't you?

6points

Monday 1 year ago

Evidently I'm not supposed to teach other people's children swear words during their English class.

3points

Samia Guled 2 years ago

it's because I don't wanna get in trouble, and I will get a bad deed, AKA the thing that God uses to see if I go to heaven or h e l l

2points

Samia Guled 2 years ago

if i swear ONCE, my sister will kick me to pluto and back

2points

Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 1 year ago

I don't like to. It's fine to not

1point

ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 1 year ago

my parents would kill me, so I just say "el salmón!" (salmon in spanish)

1point

Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

Grrrreat SCOTT!

5points

Andy Acceber 2 years ago

I say "good golly." In 2022. I'm a Millennial. I have no idea where I picked it up, but I do sound like I walked out of a black and white cartoon.

5points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I favour heavens to Betsy myself

4points

Orange Is Aging 2 years ago

I say “excuse me sir what in the frapping dingleberries is going on here?”

4points

Marcos Valencia 1 year ago

In my case, when it's time to swear, I really swear...

3points

Adrian 2 years ago

Baby sat my grandson for a few years - he had a habit of repeating ad-nauseum any thing he found strange or funny - especially swear words. So my wife and I worked out swear words in advance - mine was "GUMMY BEARS" which if said real loud with a great deal of venom comes out quite well. For some weird reason my wife used "mens underpants".

3points

Courtney Johnson 2 years ago

I drop a fiddlesticks often. Older people get a kick out of it.

3points

Falcon on Dizzy 1 year ago

I just say "what the ghflahghaghffff" (exactly like that)

2points

Talitha Jansen 1 year ago

I don't swear, I mostly use sounds for my displeasure. Like if I constantly drop things, I go uuuugh..or I groan. It's not because I don't like swearing or anything, I just don't do it.

2points

Joshua Moore 1 year ago

"Holy Hannah", "Mother of pearl" and "sweet baby jebus" when I'm trying to keep it clean.

2points

Teatime Thots 1 year ago

The first two are very common for me.

0points

Sandy D 1 year ago

I swear way too much. But i also use these, among others: bun-of-a-stitch, rat farts!, oh, for farts' sake!, oh cheese and rice almighty, farg it, farg-nuggets, farg stick, a kinda borderline swear - "futhėr-muckẹr", poppies and tinkles, crąp salad sandwiches, bụtt nugget, instead of "twątwaffle" I'll say "twit-whiffle"

2points

Teatime Thots 1 year ago

I swear like the stereotypical sailor (Because apparently sailors swear a lot, I guess?) but if I have to hide it, I have a few go-tos. I either swear fluently in another language or, if I really need to watch my mouth, "Mother of pearl!"

0points

Joan Zatorski 2 years ago

My dad would shout"Schamazzel-kah-FOOT!" when he hit his thumb with a hammer while doing carpentry.

2points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

Fluff - what the fluff, you fluffing fluff, fluff off etc

2points

Jane Alexander 2 years ago

Most of my swearing comes up in traffic, I keep it to myself, but it's much better if you do it through a kazoo. You can cuss um out and cheer yourself up at the same time.

2points

ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN 1 year ago

Frogging frittatas. Don’t ask why, I just blurted it out one day and it stuck

1point

Gøøse 1 year ago

When it's inappropriate for me to swear out loud (I.e. in a public place with lots of people), I usually swear in Russian because nobody knows what it means. "Иди нахуй" is a favorite of mine because it rolls off the tongue easily.

1point

Niall Mac Iomera 1 year ago

I find the concept of swearing so hilarious. Like someone just decided that certain mouth sounds are bad.

1point

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

Fr I never got it

0points

Evan not Hansen 1 year ago

My (mormon) mum says 'Flying Flatulence!' a lot, and will just spit random things, it's funny. I swear when I can but around my family I say holy jalapeños.

1point

Noname 1 year ago

So, with my kids, I took a note from "Peanuts" and substituted my curse words with "rats", which my son's friend really liked, because in his household he had heard every curse word possible by the age of 10, and occasionally had asked me what this or that word meant. ("what's a c#nt?" "is everyone forked?") When he heard me using "rats", he asked me what it meant, and I said it was just a polite way to express my frustration. He replied, "I like that. There's a lot of rats in my house." It's a moment when you know the family but worry they've rats their kid.

1point

Meatballs 1 year ago

I do swear, unless I'm with parents, then instead of say Jesus christ, I'll say Jesus christler dodge ram in the commercial voice

1point

Evelyne Rabe 1 year ago

fudge and chips

1point

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 2 years ago

I say Fartnuggets, Barf, Flip, Heck, and many more. If I think of more, I’ll add them here 😂

1point

Mira Heiman 2 years ago

instead of saying bit** , i say bitcoin

1point

H05 2 years ago

My favorite that has stuck with me all these years: My grandma when my cousin and I were just kids in the car with her and someone tried to cheat her of $20... "Well shoot a monkey you fa-nanny nerd!" I still laugh and say it sometimes.

1point

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Furgenschnoodelpinken

1point

Lou Pryde 2 years ago

Sugar plum fairy, my nanny used to say it

1point

Kanuli 2 years ago

Quite the opposite. i adapt and learn more and more words, and use them frequently. Knobjockey for example.

1point

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 2 years ago

Me: "Farts. Farts, farts, farts." Teacher: "Farts?" Me: "WELL, I CAN'T SWEAR-"

1point

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

The strongest word my grandmother would say was "Land!". My sixth grade teacher would say "Goodness gracious grandaddy me sakes alive!!" and I if I am very upset in a place where I can't swear, have have borrowed that. I call people gumballs and nutbuckets and dipwads, but mostly I just swear a blue streak.

1point

Clare C 2 years ago

Mother flipper.....I say mother fu*Ker ALOT so now I have kids. Toddler also says damn it a lot, that's my fault.

1point

Magpie 2 years ago

Cabbages cabbages cabbages ( from runescape original writers) Cat dirt Cat dirt every where cat dirt ( from Tamora Pierce - i forget which book ) oh my goodness gracious me. ( surprised myself with that one, when i dropped a huge tin of beetroot on my foot, channeling my grandma. )

1point

Densolo 1 year ago

I say Eff or Effing

0points

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

Ffffffffiretruck, butt-faced baboon, vattene affanculo (Italian for go fúck yourself. I don’t speak Italian. My friend who also does not speak Italian taught us) I say fríck and cráp a lot and like shoot, dang it, etc.

0points

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

Also “you flufferknuckle” and “oh hicklesnicklepox” I was really into that book when I was about 8

0points

v 1 year ago

Never will understand euphemisms. Doesn't matter the words used if the meaning behind the replacement words is the same as that of the replaced words.

0points

Mary Bricklin 1 year ago

Usually I just swear by I'm also known for saying 'yeesh' and 'egads' around younger- than-16 company.

0points

Deep One 1 year ago

"Boogers" and "Yes indeedy"

0points

Stannous Flouride 1 year ago

I picked up "Coño!" from my Venezuelan wife. Though it means (and is as improper in some other Spanish speaking countries) the C-word, in Venezuela among her generation it's the equivalent of "Damn!" in American English. I still use it often, aware that most people don't understand it. And initially I wasn't aware of there being any limitations of its use and on my first visit to Caracas I spilled something at the dinner table and said softly, "Coño!" in front of my in-laws. My wife's siblings were immediately silent but her parents cracked up. Her father said, "We'll make a Venezuelan out of you yet!"

0points

O-O 1 year ago

I swear in different languages - french- s**t is merde, german - s**t is sheise and a*****e is arschloch, russian - you are f*****g crazy is ty na kren sbrndila, the last one really isn't a swear but rude to say greek - go to hell is erre es korakas.

0points

AK to LV 1 year ago

I swear but I'm the workplace I try and clean it up. Fudge-a-roony-o and son of a biscuit eater are my go to.

0points

Mi So 1 year ago

All depends on who is around & appropriateness ;particularly children). I curse like a trucker most of the time. Around kids, I’ve been known to pull out “OH, FFFFFFFFFFFFFF…for the love of all that is good & holy!!” When truly exasperated, “”OH COME ON!!” Is in frequent rotation. And oddly enough, as has come up with some rather painful medical procedures…”oh that is so not fun”, said very quickly, emphatically, & forcefully, much the surprise, confusion, & amusement of the med staff. I take no responsibility for what comes out of my mouth when I’m in pain. Especially that. It’s baffling to me too.

0points

Willow 1 year ago

Mother of pearl and fiddlesticks. And any idiots are absolute garden hoses

0points

supertall 1 year ago

At work, I swear in French. It keeps me from being disciplined by the boss, who only speaks English.

0points

CocoHenri 1 year ago

Barnacles! Filth flarn filth! Mother...of pearl! Cheese and crackers! Tartar sauce!

0points

meow point1 1 year ago

I came up with "mommy-special-hugger" instead of M**O.

0points

zgillet 1 year ago

I use the word "shiz" all the time, mostly written when swearing is censored. I don't do this one, but I once heard someone exclaim "BISCUITS AND GRAVY!" It's durn funny.

0points

Suli Hibiscus 1 year ago

Pickles and Gravy!

0points

Iblowsheep_V3.2 1 year ago

I usually just let it fly. no reservations about long strings of "foul" language (for the record i reject that there is such a thing. there is foul intent, thereby foul usage, but NOT foul language!) but for some odd reason, i will occasionally say "WHAT the FRUIT?" Or "Christ on a Cracker"

0points

Sandra Guistwhite 1 year ago

Spoot- thank you, Angry Beavers Also, "You off -brand Goldfish!". If you've ever eaten off-brand Goldfish, you understand how seriously this expresses displeasure

0points

Vermontah 1 year ago

I swear in German (like my dad did) if I'm around kids or people I don't know.otherwise I swear, usually a song with the F word. Well f*ity f f.

0points

zovjraar me 1 year ago

fudge muffin, sugar honey iced tea, flip, flippin. mother of a horse. or just gibberish

0points

Cecile Visscher 1 year ago

Aww these pple are all so sweet, I just swear..

0points

Baseball is Life 1 year ago

I also say..what the funk

0points

Miriam 1 year ago

Chips!

0points

Miriam 1 year ago

Pronounced in the Dutch way: 'ships'

0points

Will Cable 1 year ago

Although it is swearing but kind of isn't, I say 'Arsicles'..........however a stub of the toe and I still can't say any other word until I say "phook"

0points

Carey Cakes 2 years ago

A guy I work with says "pygmies" and I hate it

0points

Elizabeth B 2 years ago

Stinky Pete! Sometimes it's not about what is being said, but how it feels when you say it.

0points

zirconium 2 years ago

Just go uhhh a lot

0points

2022emmam trent 2 years ago

I have a list lolo 1 Frick 2. Doggoneit! 3. Flip! 4. What the fire (With a country accent like mine, pronounced "What the far?")

0points

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MuddyPuddles 2 years ago

I'm an adult. I swear. There is nothing wrong with it

8points

Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

5points

Basil Ignatov 2 years ago

I just swear. Why don't you?

6points

Monday 1 year ago

Evidently I'm not supposed to teach other people's children swear words during their English class.

3points

Samia Guled 2 years ago

it's because I don't wanna get in trouble, and I will get a bad deed, AKA the thing that God uses to see if I go to heaven or h e l l

2points

Samia Guled 2 years ago

if i swear ONCE, my sister will kick me to pluto and back

2points

Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 1 year ago

I don't like to. It's fine to not

1point

ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 1 year ago

my parents would kill me, so I just say "el salmón!" (salmon in spanish)

1point

Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

Grrrreat SCOTT!

5points

Andy Acceber 2 years ago

I say "good golly." In 2022. I'm a Millennial. I have no idea where I picked it up, but I do sound like I walked out of a black and white cartoon.

5points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I favour heavens to Betsy myself

4points

Orange Is Aging 2 years ago

I say “excuse me sir what in the frapping dingleberries is going on here?”

4points

Marcos Valencia 1 year ago

In my case, when it's time to swear, I really swear...

3points

Adrian 2 years ago

3points

Courtney Johnson 2 years ago

I drop a fiddlesticks often. Older people get a kick out of it.

3points

Falcon on Dizzy 1 year ago

I just say "what the ghflahghaghffff" (exactly like that)

2points

Talitha Jansen 1 year ago

I don't swear, I mostly use sounds for my displeasure. Like if I constantly drop things, I go uuuugh..or I groan. It's not because I don't like swearing or anything, I just don't do it.

2points

Joshua Moore 1 year ago

"Holy Hannah", "Mother of pearl" and "sweet baby jebus" when I'm trying to keep it clean.

2points

Teatime Thots 1 year ago

The first two are very common for me.

0points

Sandy D 1 year ago

2points

Teatime Thots 1 year ago

0points

Joan Zatorski 2 years ago

My dad would shout"Schamazzel-kah-FOOT!" when he hit his thumb with a hammer while doing carpentry.

2points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

Fluff - what the fluff, you fluffing fluff, fluff off etc

2points

Jane Alexander 2 years ago

Most of my swearing comes up in traffic, I keep it to myself, but it's much better if you do it through a kazoo. You can cuss um out and cheer yourself up at the same time.

2points

ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN 1 year ago

Frogging frittatas. Don’t ask why, I just blurted it out one day and it stuck

1point

Gøøse 1 year ago

1point

Niall Mac Iomera 1 year ago

I find the concept of swearing so hilarious. Like someone just decided that certain mouth sounds are bad.

1point

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

Fr I never got it

0points

Evan not Hansen 1 year ago

My (mormon) mum says 'Flying Flatulence!' a lot, and will just spit random things, it's funny. I swear when I can but around my family I say holy jalapeños.

1point

Noname 1 year ago

1point

Meatballs 1 year ago

I do swear, unless I'm with parents, then instead of say Jesus christ, I'll say Jesus christler dodge ram in the commercial voice

1point

Evelyne Rabe 1 year ago

fudge and chips

1point

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 2 years ago

I say Fartnuggets, Barf, Flip, Heck, and many more. If I think of more, I’ll add them here 😂

1point

Mira Heiman 2 years ago

instead of saying bit** , i say bitcoin

1point

H05 2 years ago

1point

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Furgenschnoodelpinken

1point

Lou Pryde 2 years ago

Sugar plum fairy, my nanny used to say it

1point

Kanuli 2 years ago

Quite the opposite. i adapt and learn more and more words, and use them frequently. Knobjockey for example.

1point

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 2 years ago

Me: "Farts. Farts, farts, farts." Teacher: "Farts?" Me: "WELL, I CAN'T SWEAR-"

1point

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

1point

Clare C 2 years ago

Mother flipper.....I say mother fu*Ker ALOT so now I have kids. Toddler also says damn it a lot, that's my fault.

1point

Magpie 2 years ago

1point

Densolo 1 year ago

I say Eff or Effing

0points

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

0points

El is so weird (s)t(he)y 1 year ago

Also “you flufferknuckle” and “oh hicklesnicklepox” I was really into that book when I was about 8

0points

v 1 year ago

Never will understand euphemisms. Doesn't matter the words used if the meaning behind the replacement words is the same as that of the replaced words.

0points

Mary Bricklin 1 year ago

Usually I just swear by I'm also known for saying 'yeesh' and 'egads' around younger- than-16 company.

0points

Deep One 1 year ago

"Boogers" and "Yes indeedy"

0points

Stannous Flouride 1 year ago

0points

O-O 1 year ago

0points

AK to LV 1 year ago

I swear but I'm the workplace I try and clean it up. Fudge-a-roony-o and son of a biscuit eater are my go to.

0points

Mi So 1 year ago

0points

Willow 1 year ago

Mother of pearl and fiddlesticks. And any idiots are absolute garden hoses

0points

supertall 1 year ago

At work, I swear in French. It keeps me from being disciplined by the boss, who only speaks English.

0points

CocoHenri 1 year ago

Barnacles! Filth flarn filth! Mother...of pearl! Cheese and crackers! Tartar sauce!

0points

meow point1 1 year ago

I came up with "mommy-special-hugger" instead of M**O.

0points

zgillet 1 year ago

I use the word "shiz" all the time, mostly written when swearing is censored. I don't do this one, but I once heard someone exclaim "BISCUITS AND GRAVY!" It's durn funny.

0points

Suli Hibiscus 1 year ago

Pickles and Gravy!

0points

Iblowsheep_V3.2 1 year ago

0points

Sandra Guistwhite 1 year ago

Spoot- thank you, Angry Beavers Also, "You off -brand Goldfish!". If you've ever eaten off-brand Goldfish, you understand how seriously this expresses displeasure

0points

Vermontah 1 year ago

I swear in German (like my dad did) if I'm around kids or people I don't know.otherwise I swear, usually a song with the F word. Well f*ity f f.

0points

zovjraar me 1 year ago

fudge muffin, sugar honey iced tea, flip, flippin. mother of a horse. or just gibberish

0points

Cecile Visscher 1 year ago

Aww these pple are all so sweet, I just swear..

0points

Baseball is Life 1 year ago

I also say..what the funk

0points

Miriam 1 year ago

Chips!

0points

Miriam 1 year ago

Pronounced in the Dutch way: 'ships'

0points