30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits”

Most people have heard the famous quote by Albert Einstein that “Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the universe.” While it resonates quite well with our daily experience that everyone, despite their great talents, good intentions, and education does err, it is questioned whether Einstein actually said it or it was just a mistaken attribution by Frederick S. Pers, yet another ironic example of human ignorance. Either way, certain mistakes sound a bit… wild! As they are more unexpected than others and probably bigger, as it is clear from this list online, where people are answering one Redditor’s question “What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about?” Depending on the specific situation, sometimes the best strategy probably is to just have some fun with it, while also staying aware and empathetic of this human feature.

More info: Reddit

This post may include affiliate links.

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My cousin was not the sharpest tool in the shed, he was convinced he could make love unprotected with any women as his current girlfriend was pregnant so there was no risk he could get another girl pregnant…

joeyboii23 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

359points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I knew an American guy who claimed that bears were not dangerous to humans. He claimed that if you were ever attacked by a bear all you would need to do is stick your thumb up its a**s and it would immediately fall asleep.

Yeah I can just see an angry bear stop attacking you the minute you tell it to "Bend over."

ElvishMystical , Brett Sayles Report

Final score:

341points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” "Why do they call one side of the Sun the Moon?"

This 30 yr old legitimately thought the moon was just the other side of the sun.

JoisChaoticWhatever , Mahdi Soheili Report

Final score:

299points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My mom said the craziest thing I have ever heard a person say in real life. She was driving me and herself to her place of work so I could spend the day helping. I don’t even remember what led up to it, but she told me she thought it was the government’s job to round up gay people and give them the choice to either covert to Christianity or die. It was, to this day, the most shocking thing I’ve ever heard someone say in seriousness.

monkeymanlover , Ian Taylor Report

Final score:

283points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” She was very serious that a useable hand-held shower head without a hose, because the hose was “ugly”. Asked if she meant an overhead or a wall-mounted shower head because those didn’t require a hose. Nope. She wanted the water to flow from the wall into a handheld shower head without a hose. I tried to tell her that wasn’t possible and ended up sending her to a different home improvement store.

Lone_Ronin_ , Pixabay Report

Final score:

281points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” This weekend my 75 year old neighbor told me with absolute certainty that women are allowed to get an abortion up to two weeks after the baby is born.

cassiecas88 , Katie Godowski Report

Final score:

280points

POST

Tamra 1 year ago

Luckily, your neighbor is beyond childbearing years. Don't need this sort of "wisdom" being passed down.

162points

Jessica SpeLangm 1 year ago

Unless that neighbor has already beared children and those children have beared children. Then all hope is lost.

25points

Load More Replies...

Eris Kallisti 1 year ago

If the neighbor is a man he could potentially still reproduce, hopefully not though

3points

Hugh Crawford 1 year ago (edited)

Probably meant conceived

1point

Clown fish 1 year ago

Unless they are a man

1point

Eliyahu Rooff 1 year ago

I'm sure it already has been.

0points

UpQuarkDownQuark 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Laughing otter 1 year ago

Your neighbor has been watching FOX "news."

24points

AngelWingsYT 1 year ago

Nah if it was FOX then she'd think the fetus is a human being at under 1 week of conception (ie. When its still the shape of an egg)

6points

Load More Replies...

Danny Boy 1 year ago

I have met many children, and my strong feeling is that abortion should be legal through 43rd Trimester...

18points

Kare Deter 1 year ago

I believe this is referred to as "retroactive abortion"

1point

Load More Replies...

CanaDan 1 year ago

The math is not mathing here

12points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

I am looking for ALL the righteous people to be fighting over all the unwanted infants. Not seeing it, Just lots of miserable families that are being tortured for NO reason!

10points

7chickens12 1 year ago

I've wondered why women denied an abortion don't seem to use adoption. Or maybe it's just not reported?

-1point

Load More Replies...

Seabeast 1 year ago

They are getting this nonsense from Facebook memes meant to inflame and whip up hysteria.

8points

Julie Harden 1 year ago

I bet he votes on women's reproductive and health issues. Pisses me off.

7points

Beth H 1 year ago

So just murder then

7points

The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack 1 year ago

Ask her if that's what her mother did with her

6points

The Chronic Insomniac 1 year ago

That's not ignorance, that's dementia.

5points

1 year ago

my grandma has told me the same thing on many occasions, and that they "take the newborn baby and cut its arms and legs and head off"

5points

My O My 1 year ago

What kind of horror stories are these old ladies reading?

5points

Load More Replies...

Robin Roper 1 year ago (edited)

Clearly, we need to do a better job of teaching the definition of "abort" and all its derivatives.

4points

33Possums 1 year ago

How many times have i heard someone, including politicians, say that some states allow abortions “up to the moment of birth”? I have yet to have someone explain to me how that works even though i have asked on many occasions. The stupidity of some folks is astounding .

2points

Monday 1 year ago

As far as I know it's only Oregon that allows that. You can terminate a pregnancy legally at any time in Oregon. I can't find any information on logistics though, since by the looks of it nobody actually aborts that late into a pregnancy except in cases where there's something wrong with the baby, in which case labor is simply induced early and no life saving measures are applied to said baby.

0points

Load More Replies...

IDGAFabtUrFeelings 1 year ago (edited)

I thought this was a parenting joke meant to poke fun at how hard it is to be parent so you can still "abort" the kid post-birth...

2points

Luke Branwen 1 year ago

"Unwind" by Neal Shusterman

2points

Bored Potato 1 year ago

Honey we call that homocide.

1point

Aboredpanda 1 year ago

"Lucy, we've been doing this for almost two weeks now, but I just don't think it's for us." "You're right John. I was thinking the same thing; lets just abort mission. We shouldn't be parents after-all." *facepalms*

1point

David 1 year ago

Hurry! Catch it! It's getting away!....

1point

EJBWritesBooks 1 year ago

Um. That is. That's called infanticide?

1point

two-sided llama 1 year ago (edited)

it is possible but it called a different name then

0points

Tree P 1 year ago

AFTER the baby is born? You wouldn't need an abortion then.

0points

Phyllis Panda 1 year ago

So the Supreme Court panicked and banned abortion.

0points

Mickie Shea 1 year ago

Maybe, true and really good if we can extend that to five years.

0points

Diplodocus Dinosaur 1 year ago

I don’t think the word means what she thinks it means… 😄

0points

Ken Beattie 1 year ago

I thought two weeks before birth was bad enough then re-read it and realised it actually said two weeks AFTER. I mean that *has* to be a joke right?

0points

Sue 1 year ago

How about 30 years? /s

0points

BPisaddictive 1 year ago

Too bad the neighbor's mother didn' abort them within that term

0points

Historyharlot93 1 year ago

It was a proposal in California, by some state representative. It was thought “unhinged” thankfully

0points

Michelle C 1 year ago

I believe that is murder ma'am

0points

The Shadow of Darbows 1 year ago

Lol too bad man ur body is pumping out cells every day

0points

Bob Brooce 1 year ago

This is likely to be indoctrination as much as stupidity. Both the grifter in chief and the 2nd smartest senator from TX have both made claims along those lines.

0points

just me 1 year ago

I'm mean ... like...it's like ..OK though still yes?

0points

Austin Sauce 1 year ago

It’s not, trust me I tried

0points

Mint Sauce 1 year ago

That's a variation of a joke doing the rounds recently.

0points

Isaac Harvey 1 year ago

Well, according to modern American Republicans, it's fine. They want to/do regulate human bodies more than they do for guns.

0points

Paul Pienkowski 1 year ago

Uh, that's just called murder...

0points

Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago

Did she mean adoption?? I hope😳

0points

Michelle C 1 year ago

Hopefully she was remorseful and repentant when she realized she was describing post-natal infanticide?

0points

Bookworm 1 year ago

What is this, Neal Shusterman's Unwind series? (Excellent books, incidentally.)

0points

𝕊𝕙𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 (𝕤𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣) 󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 year ago

How. Is. That. Supposed. To. Be. Possible?

0points

Bored Retsuko 1 year ago

Nah, that's called a refund. (/jk obviously!)

0points

Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

Hoping that somehow the old lady confused "being conceived" (still wrong, but less so) and "being born" but probably not

0points

Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

VikingAbroad 1 year ago

It was actually a discussion in our philosophy class, bc some Italian philosophers pleaded 'after birth abortion' to be morally right until the 9th month after birth, or until the child could sustain itself. Man, that was a heated debate!

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Bit late I think

0points

Samsquatch 1 year ago

Why is the photo there

0points

Yo-kai Pro 1 year ago

Stock photo

0points

Load More Replies...

Wolfy 1 year ago

*facepaw*

0points

Xenon 1 year ago

After???!

0points

G R 1 year ago

There's a really good stage play set in a post-apocalyptic (due to climate change) dystopia that revolves around that very idea.

0points

Valek Fermiga 1 year ago

R.I.P humanity....

0points

Beff Jezos 1 year ago

I agree with the neighbor it’s NEVER to late for an abortion /s

0points

Lorrie Rothstein 1 year ago

What?!

0points

Felonius Gru 1 year ago

And was said neighbor against it or....?

0points

Step Twirl 1 year ago

Possible she meant after conception?

-1point

Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t 1 year ago

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me". The person on the left of the photo

-1point

Collin Lyle 1 year ago

I'm thinking this is more sarcasm than stupidity.

-2points

Timbob 1 year ago

Was she speaking physically, mentally, religiously, or legally ?

-2points

Yu Pan 1 year ago

Too bad his mother didn't do it then.

-2points

Mental Liberals 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Cindy Brick 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Dawn K 1 year ago (edited)

Performing an abortion after twenty-two weeks gestational age except in limited circumstances is prohibited in Colorado.

7points

Load More Replies...

Cat Chat 1 year ago

I knew someone would post something like this. Anti-abortion protesters use lines like "X place allow it up until birth". But, it's not as if it's actually happening. It for situations when a mother finds out later in the pregnancy that it's not going to be a viable birth, or the child has some condition that will cause it t not to live long and the parent(s) don't want their child to suffer. Also, when the mother has a miscarriage and there is any tissue left (which is normal in late term miscarriages), the mother is either forced to go through labor and delivery, or have a procedure to clean things out (considered an abortion on medical records).

6points

30_Helens_Agree 1 year ago

Lying isn’t a good look, Cindy.

5points

Jaya 1 year ago

It may be legal, but does this actually happen though? Just because the law doesn't say something is illegal, does not mean doctors actually do it, it only means that the decision is up to doctors, the people who actually know what they are talking about, instead of the decision being made by politicians, who may have zero knowledge of medical things at all. Sometimes it makes sense to leave decisions up to the actual medical professionals, instead of letting politicians decide it beforehand. I haven't looked into it myself, so it might be incorrect, but Wikipedia says in Colorado you can get one until 26 weeks, and until 34 weeks in case of very serious health problems.

2points

Black Rabbit 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Jared Robinson 1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Duckie Measles 1 year ago

Fake news! Go lick a public toilet seat you dweeb.

7points

Load More Replies...

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Recently I went to a market and a woman was selling incense that protected against 5G and and WiFi signals.

drmtz , CA Creative Report

Final score:

278points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I work in gynecology…gonna skip over the tons of incorrect terms used for genitalia…and the top 10 outrageous patient comments…and go to-I am SO sick of explaining to women they don’t have prostates.

Witwebiss , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

276points

POST

View more comments

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My mom said that my daughters nursery couldn't be blue because that would make her a lesbian.

rowenaravenclaw0 , Juan Rojas Report

Final score:

267points

POST

View more comments

#10

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My co-worker. We were all having a conversation. I don't remember what we were talking about, but I said something to the extent of "Crazy, it's like someone thinking the earth is flat." His response was "well, it is." My other co-worker and I looked at each other confused. Flat-Earth co-worker continues explaining why the earth is flat.

He was saying it like he was stating facts. We're engineers for crying out loud. You paid too much money for your glasses, and degree to see things this way!

Boyblack , Panegyrics of Granovetter Report

Final score:

247points

POST

View more comments

#11

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” The Caribbean coast is on the coast of England because they have British accents in Pirates of The Caribbean. This man was in the military and had no knowledge of geography.

Aware_Statement_205 , Walt Disney Pictures Report

Final score:

246points

POST

View more comments

#12

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” "Wouldn't it be cool if we could see in 3d?"

Born-Potential , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

234points

POST

View more comments

#13

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” "Did you know that slipknot wear masks because they're wanted criminals".

Now imagine me wasting 15 minutes of my life trying to explain that if they were wanted criminals, they'd just arrest them on stage.

Ramiren , Gene Smirnov Report

Final score:

230points

POST

View more comments

#14

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” The covid jabs are to turn people into 5g antennas

Rough_Conversation_3 , Maksim Goncharenok Report

Final score:

228points

POST

View more comments

#15

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Dinosaurs never happened, because the earth is only (5000?) years old. From a teacher. To my daughter in 5th grade.

Lifeisg00dlier , José Luis Photographer Report

Final score:

224points

POST

View more comments

#16

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My ex wife got so angry she didn’t talk to me for a day when we went to the beer cave in Walmart and I stopped at the counter to pay there (and get the things bagged to carry easier) before going to the rest of the store and getting our other needs because “you’re going to get taxed twice”. Took me a minute when she said that because my first reaction in my head was yeah that’s how sales tax works but obviously I know how percentages work. And she stood there angrily and said that’s double taxation. That I’m wasting money by paying taxes twice. I said if sales tax is 10% and we make 2 $50 purchases, we are paying the same total as making 1 $100 purchase. She has an MBA, but after that example just seethed more and said I’m wasting money by checking out twice and getting taxed twice. Then just stopped talking to me the rest of the night…

magyarjm , energepic.com Report

Final score:

215points

POST

View more comments

#17

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My brother, against all laws of known physics, is absolutely certain that if he was ever in a tsunami he could just "swim under it".

We've both been in the ocean plenty of times, surfed a bit, and have definitely had our share of waves wreck our s**t, but he's still certain he could do it if he got the timing right.

Magic_Man_Boobs , GEORGE DESIPRIS Report

Final score:

210points

POST

View more comments

#18

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” “I never wear a seatbelt.”

Why the hell not?

“Because if I am in a wreck, there’s no way I’d be thrown to safety.”

BreatheMyStink , Kelly Report

Final score:

197points

POST

View more comments

#19

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My ex-husband was a horrible driver. Wrecked everything he ever owned and then some, but he somehow thought he was an excellent driver.

We were riding through a town with a 4-lane main road. He started to change lanes oblivious to the car that was located exactly where he was headed. I told him to stay in his lane, and fortunately, he did.

He said, 100% seriously, that if he'd changed lanes and crashed into the car that was already there, it would have been their fault because they didn't honk their horn to warn him.

sirdigbykittencaesar , Tobi Report

Final score:

194points

POST

View more comments

#20

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I overheard a guy talking to someone at the bus but sadly i could not hear it all:
"The government is secretly burying peoples corpses to prevent earthquakes (...?)!

FruityPresident , Waldemar Report

Final score:

191points

POST

View more comments

#21

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I'm 43 now, but used to do a fair bit of traveling in my younger days, up until I was about 30. Always coming back home for Thanksgiving/Christmas. Anyway, I had hitched back into town and was walking to my grandmas where I'd be staying, carrying my alice pack. A girl got to talking with me on my way, and it came up that I'd just got back from Oregon..and dead faced confused she was like "they have towns out there, like cities and stuff?" She genuinely believed it was still like the Oregon trail days...this was in like 2005 lol

lightsaber_lobotomy , Nico Smit Report

Final score:

178points

POST

View more comments

#22

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Used to work for a place that didn’t allow outside food unless it was for babies or medical reasons. Woman brought a liter of fancy french sparkling water for the baby formula. 100% seriously. I had to explain why sparkling Similac would be a bad idea for a newborn. That kid would have belched to the moon.

Bridge-etti , Pixabay Report

Final score:

167points

POST

View more comments

See Also on Bored Panda

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#23

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” A nurse I used to work with asked why we can't drive to Hawaii. She was absolutely serious and I wasn't surprised when she didn't last beyond her training period.

Veritaserum25 , kvnga-UmciMDWtocw-unsplash Report

Final score:

162points

POST

View more comments

#24

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I was doing an OB ultrasound on a patient. The patient was worried the baby was going to chew through the umbilical cord.

ksbyrd , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

160points

POST

View more comments

#25

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Nurse at our elementary school mistook allergies for pink eye. When I said that it cleared with eye drops she told me allergies are contagious too.

moseisley99 , Hızır Erdem Uygun Report

Final score:

158points

POST

View more comments

#26

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” "The titanic was fake. The ship can not be in the Pacific Ocean" said my science tutor..

midnight-king18 , Jeffrey Report

Final score:

154points

POST

View more comments

#27

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” My old coworker said he went to Antarctica in college for a month for research, and had to be careful of polar bear attacks.

fuzzycuffs , Cassie Matias Report

Final score:

144points

POST

View more comments

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#28

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Off the top of my head, one of my co workers VEHEMENTLY arguing that the moon isn't real.

TheRealLifePotato , Benjamin Voros Report

Final score:

144points

POST

View more comments

#29

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” Putting in a roundabout was stupid because now they had to stop 4 times instead of 1 if they had just left it a 4-way-stop.

SaraSmashley , Kelly Report

Final score:

134points

POST

View more comments

#30

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” The northpole is the closest place to space on earth.

IndividualSyllabub14 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

113points

POST

View more comments

Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium

Unlimited content

Ad-free browsing

Dark mode

#31

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” That when we were in the Caribbean we were seeing a different moon. Their moon.

robkat22 , Ahsan Avi Report

Final score:

44points

POST

View more comments

#32

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I had a classmate in my constitutional law class who genuinely believed that the earth is flat, planets aren’t real, and neither is NASA. My teacher proceeded to show him photos of the moon and asked him “what do you think that is?”

The class also asked him “when you look up in the night sky, what do you see?”

He had no response lol. I avoided interactions with him ever since.

AngelWithAPencil , David Menidrey Report

Final score:

43points

POST

View more comments

See Also on Bored Panda

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#33

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits” I have a buddy who will claim to be an expert in military strategy and tactics, who at the same time claims studying history is pointless. He never served in any capacity.

EveRommel , Tim Marshall Report

Final score:

39points

POST

View more comments

#34

Pokémon is a satanist plot, they’re all based on Chinese gods.

Horkersaurus Report

Final score:

38points

POST

View more comments

#35

Worked with a girl in a pretty nice neighborhood that would get on her hands and knees to look under her truck just in case a human trafficker was underneath with a knife trying to cut her Achilles tendon.

travelincp Report

Final score:

33points

POST

View more comments

#36

My SIL once said their father had a heart attack because they (my SIL) missed church one day. As in god punished her. Her father was not a man who took care of himself or watched what he ate. It was a minor thing and he totally survived.

foyeldagain Report

Final score:

32points

POST

View more comments

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#37

A coworker told me that aliens from space were going through his apartment while he was at work.

DanJones2 Report

Final score:

30points

POST

View more comments

#38

"I'm pretty sure I was a dragon in a former life, probably explains why I'm such a pussy now, ya know, I used to f*****g fly and eat people and set s**t on fire for fun"

The_Flying_Enema Report

Final score:

25points

POST

View more comments

Aura is a writer at Bored Panda. She finished her BA in Philosophy at Vilnius University. She lived in Prague for a few years, where she worked in Trade Compliance at DHL Express. Finally, she came back to Vilnius to continue her studies in Philosophy.

Read less »

I am a visual editor here. In my free time I enjoy the vibrant worlds of art galleries, exhibitions, and soulful concerts. Yet, amidst life's hustle and bustle, I find solace in nature's embrace, cherishing tranquil moments with beloved friends. Deep within, I hold a dream close - to embark on a global journey in an RV, accompanied by my faithful canine companion. Together, we'll wander through diverse cultures, weaving precious memories under the starry night sky, fulfilling the wanderlust that stirs my soul.

Read less »

What do you think ?

POST

Jefferson Selvy 1 year ago

Had someone freak out on me when I told them that there was an unshielded nuclear reactor on 8 minutes from the earth. (Spoiler: it is called the sun)

19points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

Well, it is shielded :-) by 700,000 km of hydrogen gas.

10points

Load More Replies...

PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago (edited)

I have one to add - I was 13 wandering around a bad trailer park and some 50yr old man came up to tell me “women with nipples that point outwards will always cheat on men! But if their nipples point forward like headlights, you have a keeper” I laughed and continued walking to my friends house, what an idiot

16points

pankaj sharma 1 year ago

I am more creeped out that a 50 yr old dude is checking on other womens/girls nipples......... I am not even sure I would have laughed........

13points

Load More Replies...

Seabeast 1 year ago

Ick, what sort of 50 year old talks about that to a 13 year old?

7points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

By 50 most women's nipples point to the floor - what does that mean? LOL

6points

Rex-a-Roni 1 year ago

I was planning a trip with the hubs to see my in-laws, all in Maine. I had a co-worker tell me that "there's no state (in the U.S.) called Maine!". I drew a map for her and everything. She later came up to me and in all seriousness asked me if Ireland was a state (in the U.S.).

12points

Steven LeMessurier 1 year ago

Guy I work with gave us a warning about drinking too much cold water, that it'll make you fat.....just cold water, like ice water though..warm or hot water is ok I called him on it, show me any article that says that??... He searched all lunch, then asked Siri...which said.. no, water has no calories so cannot make you fat.. He still argued that he would find something to prove it..

12points

Austin Sauce 1 year ago

When I told one of my patients that I’m originally from New Mexico, she said “Oh and your English is so good!” Uh, yeah b****, it’s part of the United States.

9points

Timmy Pillinger 1 year ago

I begin to suspect that the Achilles heel of our society is an unwillingness to educate everyone to think carefully. It doesn't suit those in power, but it can still bite them.

9points

Jefferson Selvy 1 year ago

Educational institutions seem to spend more effort on what to think than on how to think

4points

Load More Replies...

Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)

I once got accused and threatened with being fired for setting my manager up, because I opened a door and some mentally ill person walked in. I gather because we were associated with a church that this person walked in because the church next door was closed. The person knocked on our door as I was going back to work after my lunch break. The guy started talking about aliens, the church killing and burying people to hide atrocities etc. Apparently because I opened the door on my way out it was my fault and therefore it was acceptable for her to abuse and threaten me for the remainder of my employment.

8points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

mentally ill person? they sound like your average q-anon magahat? or are those the same (mentally ill/maga)?

2points

Load More Replies...

Kristiina Männiste 1 year ago

My russian boss told me that the Poles started world war II. I did not press for details- for the sake of my job. Ah, and also the tsar and his family were killed because of the english. The tsar stuff is just the usual russian propaganda, but how did he come to blame the Poles for WWII, I cant figure out.

8points

Laughing otter 1 year ago

Hitler blamed Poland as well. The Germans purposefully sent some of their soldiers over the border. The Polish Army fired on them (perfectly understandable,) and there was Germany's excuse to invade. They called it " Poland's act of aggression."

13points

Load More Replies...

Headless Horseman 1 year ago

I will always tell of when my ex boyfriend firmly believed that unborn babies eat the placenta for nutrients, during pregnancy. He even went so far as to argue a bit with a nurse. 🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂

8points

Chronically Online Panda 1 year ago

This is why you should ask all the silly questions as children

7points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

Some people should just not breed

7points

Barbara Kayton 1 year ago

How are people this uneducated? It is really frightening.

3points

David A Paterson 1 year ago (edited)

It may surprise you to know that not everyone is born and educated in the USA. As a young person I was confused by my boss's behaviour, he got me fired. It was only years later that I realised that he was illiterate, his education hadn't included reading.

3points

Load More Replies...

MauKini 1 year ago

Government viseo that everybody had to watch before entering frasier Island (nz) in case of dingo, cover your nipples even fully clothed. Tried this once. Dingo was at best mildly confused. As was i

2points

ConstantlyJon 1 year ago

people are dumb. yeesh.

2points

Ed Dart 1 year ago

My wife and I are caterers, medium size company. We were doing business for 20 years and one day I looked at on of her food orders. She did not know that 4oz of dry product as in Pounds, is different the 4oz of wet product like in Cups. That becomes a big problem when you order 1 cup of something and switch it to 16oz or 1 pound. Next thing you know you have 250 pounds of Green beans for a party of 500 people

1point

Ronnie Beaton 1 year ago

People who say "I didn't know [movie/TV show about historical event] was real." when even *minimal* research - Google for example - will tell you yes.

1point

Step Twirl 1 year ago

I needed this laugh!

1point

pankaj sharma 1 year ago

I wonder, if people in question here are americans? I know its absolutely not fair to the majority of them, but sorry to say but this do sound mostly something an american would say.

1point

Auntriarch 1 year ago

I'm afraid every country has it's share of idiots Pankaj

9points

Load More Replies...

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

To quote Slipknot in on of the post, I do believe that sometimes (maybe most nowadays) People = Sh(i)t.

1point

Michael Dittrich 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Miki 1 year ago

And this people are allowed to vote ;(

0points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

So what, voting is only a placebo anyway.

0points

Load More Replies...

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 1 year ago

Serial commenters. Feh.

-2points

POST

Jefferson Selvy 1 year ago

Had someone freak out on me when I told them that there was an unshielded nuclear reactor on 8 minutes from the earth. (Spoiler: it is called the sun)

19points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

Well, it is shielded :-) by 700,000 km of hydrogen gas.

10points

Load More Replies...

PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago (edited)

16points

pankaj sharma 1 year ago

I am more creeped out that a 50 yr old dude is checking on other womens/girls nipples......... I am not even sure I would have laughed........

13points

Load More Replies...

Seabeast 1 year ago

Ick, what sort of 50 year old talks about that to a 13 year old?

7points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

By 50 most women's nipples point to the floor - what does that mean? LOL

6points

Rex-a-Roni 1 year ago

12points

Steven LeMessurier 1 year ago

12points

Austin Sauce 1 year ago

When I told one of my patients that I’m originally from New Mexico, she said “Oh and your English is so good!” Uh, yeah b****, it’s part of the United States.

9points

Timmy Pillinger 1 year ago

I begin to suspect that the Achilles heel of our society is an unwillingness to educate everyone to think carefully. It doesn't suit those in power, but it can still bite them.

9points

Jefferson Selvy 1 year ago

Educational institutions seem to spend more effort on what to think than on how to think

4points

Load More Replies...

Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)

8points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

mentally ill person? they sound like your average q-anon magahat? or are those the same (mentally ill/maga)?

2points

Load More Replies...

Kristiina Männiste 1 year ago

8points

Laughing otter 1 year ago

13points

Load More Replies...

Headless Horseman 1 year ago

8points

Chronically Online Panda 1 year ago

This is why you should ask all the silly questions as children

7points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

Some people should just not breed

7points

Barbara Kayton 1 year ago

How are people this uneducated? It is really frightening.

3points

David A Paterson 1 year ago (edited)

3points

Load More Replies...

MauKini 1 year ago

Government viseo that everybody had to watch before entering frasier Island (nz) in case of dingo, cover your nipples even fully clothed. Tried this once. Dingo was at best mildly confused. As was i

2points

ConstantlyJon 1 year ago

people are dumb. yeesh.

2points

Ed Dart 1 year ago

1point

Ronnie Beaton 1 year ago

People who say "I didn't know [movie/TV show about historical event] was real." when even *minimal* research - Google for example - will tell you yes.

1point

Step Twirl 1 year ago

I needed this laugh!

1point

pankaj sharma 1 year ago

I wonder, if people in question here are americans? I know its absolutely not fair to the majority of them, but sorry to say but this do sound mostly something an american would say.

1point

Auntriarch 1 year ago

I'm afraid every country has it's share of idiots Pankaj

9points

Load More Replies...

SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

To quote Slipknot in on of the post, I do believe that sometimes (maybe most nowadays) People = Sh(i)t.

1point

Michael Dittrich 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Miki 1 year ago

And this people are allowed to vote ;(

0points

David A Paterson 1 year ago

So what, voting is only a placebo anyway.

0points

Load More Replies...

Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 1 year ago

Serial commenters. Feh.

-2points

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits”

Games

Aura Vyšniauskaitė

Aura Vyšniauskaitė

Monika Pašukonytė

Monika Pašukonytė