Call the lifeguard, this guy has got to get out of the gene pool!

I nearly chocked on my coffee on this one...

As a teacher in America I'm not entirely surprised. In my area (Ohio) all information about the sun, moon, and space in general was cut from the curriculum. We're only able to teach astronomy if we somehow get through the entire curriculum weeks early. That doesn't generally happen, so our students never learn anything about space. The things my students say about the sun and the moon sometimes makes my jaw drop. Not all of them can tell me how many moons the Earth has. I wish it was different but teachers don't get to choose state curriculum.

Was this 1940's Germany? I could understand then if it was

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Luckily, your neighbor is beyond childbearing years. Don't need this sort of "wisdom" being passed down.

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But Google said my symptoms point to prostate issues. I must have one because the internet said so

Ah yes. Everyone knows blue makes lesbians; it's science. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go huff some paint to try and erase this stupidity from my brain

That's why there were so many lesbians and gays in Victorian times. That's when pink (a so called hot color) was to bold for girls and more suitable for boys. Blue was the cooler color was more for girls. Total switch of what today color are.

What if they had painted the walls red? The child will become a communist? A Republican?

I am a 62 year old heterosexual woman, crazy in love with, and married to, a wonderful man for the last 22 years (and had dated and been in long term relationships with men before meeting my husband), and my favorite color is blue. What does that make me?

Yes, my love of blue definitely made me a lesbian, just ask my husband...

That is why you shouldn't let your daughter go outside and see the sky, it will turn her to lesbian. (Just to make sure, this was a joke, but if you think I was serious, you should not have kids at all)

So that's how it happened. It was a striped Laura Ashley wallpaper. I had no idea.

She's right. That's how I turned gay....

Well duh! Everyone knows blue makes lesbians, yellow makes heteros and pink makes gays. SMH, what is that person thinking?? Paint the nursery whichever color you like, and don't let anybody ruin this special time.

So that’s what it was! But I don’t think my room has ever been blue…

In the 70's, my dad told me & my sisters that if you kissed your elbow you'd turn into a lesbian. We tried & tried but never could, so are sadly straight.

I remember my mom saying that my grandmother knitted a blue blanket for my crib and told her "Blue is for girls and pink is for boys"....this was in the 70s...and she was a Christian Scientist - yep, it's a religion. She gave me Mary Baker Eddy records for kids when I was a toddler.

My ex MIL was convinced that I drank during my pregnancy and made my daughter a Type 1 Diabetic. I also somehow made her gay because we didn't force her to play with "girl" toys...

Should be black. Jet black. With some glow in the dark stars and planets. Because space is the shït.

So does pink apparently, I'm a lesbian and my mum made me have a pink bedroom, pretty much all of my clothes were a shade of pink... Maybe blue would have kept me straight

Blue was the female collie as it is softer and less aggressive than pink and red. Until 1908 when white wedding dresses became affordable... I know it sounds strange. Perhaps no causation, just correlation.

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A hundred years ago, light blue was considered a perfect colour for (the delicate) girls. While pink was a strong and energetic colour suited for boys.

Curiously, until about a hundred years ago, pink was thought of as a coloir for boys because it was too strong a color for girls. Girls got sky blue as their color. How did anyone make it to adulthood and remain straight? LOL

I will be so happy when the Generation of people who are so terrified of LGBTQ people that they make up things that may cause it.

She should be worried about the kind of effects her mother will have on her daughter.

Mine was blue. It made me asexual. Maybe try green?

And what is wrong with that?

I hope she didn't inherit her mom's logic.

So, if a boy were in a pink/purple nursery, they would become gay?

The parent should have responded, “That’s the idea”.

For males, it’s yellow.

Blue = boy Pink = girl. Science as old as time itself. /s

Someone told me that cutting your hair short makes you lesbian :(

it's only recently that blue is for boys and pink for girls. In older times those colors were reversed.

Ironically, blue is associated traditionally with the Virgin Mary and is thus feminine and pink is like red and was seen as masculine but my head hurts whenever dingbats like this talk so I'll leave that here for the smart people and not the dingbats.

I always feel genuinely bad for people who believe sexual orientation is so easily swayed. People who are actually hetero typically know better. It's those on the bi or pan spectrum that can be swayed because of their innate attraction that believe people can be 'made to be gay'