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Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered When I was like 7-8 years old I was convinced I could see a small outline of the statue of liberty from our garden, in reality it was a big networking antenna. We're living in Germany lol.

BodyPillowCollector , Pixabay Report

Final score:

62points

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WindySwede 2 months ago

A flerf told you this? 🙃

4points

camila_applepie22 , freestocks.org Report

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered When I was a kid, my mom explained to me that we all had belly buttons because that’s how our moms fed us before we were born. So I thought when you got pregnant, your belly button opened up and you just put whatever you wanted to down there. Like I thought women were just shoving chicken legs in their belly buttons.

Final score:

59points

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Justin 2 months ago

Some pre-processing required

21points

SeductionWhisper , Maksim Romashkin Report

Kids’ imaginations have almost no limits. Since they haven’t had many experiences, their minds are naturally curious about anything and everything. Although it might be easy for parents to dismiss their children’s thoughts as fantasy or silly, it’s important to understand why kids think this way.

To understand how children can think and imagine this way, Bored Panda contacted Jane McKay, the founder of Creative Kids Art Lessons. She is a professional artist and primary classroom teacher with over 30 years of experience. Creative Kids Art Lessons provides lesson plans for teachers, homeschoolers, and parents who want to do art projects with their children at home.

Jane explained that “children don’t have constraints on what is possible or logical, so their imagination runs wild. Children are also learning all the time, it is literally their job description to learn! So, they use their imagination and creativity every day. Children also have time to play, experiment, and explore. The integration of new experiences and ideas through play also feeds their imagination.”

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered When people died in movies they died in real life. Never understood why an actor would take a part in a movie knowing he would be [ended] during filming.

Final score:

58points

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Winter Eleven 2 months ago

Oh i thought they hired like fataly ill people (cancer, heart issues...) who have like a few days left to live so they wouldn't mind dying for a movie or something 😓

14points

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I believed that if professional wrestlers ran into each other in public (like the supermarket), that they’d immediately have to start fighting.

bubba_oriley , Bruno Bueno Report

Final score:

57points

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glowworm2 2 months ago

Hilarious! "Ooh, and it looks like it's clean up on aisle six!"

33points

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That quicksand was going to be something I would have to deal with as an adult. I was scared of not being able to get out of it. To this day I’ve never seen it. I’m in my mid thirties now.

Round_Corgi2610 , Ravi Roshan Report

Final score:

56points

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Lotekguy 2 months ago

Why do they call it quicksand? In all the movies, people sink slowly. Sucksand would seem more accurate

29points

Complex-Pass4023 , Burak The Weekender Report

You might laugh at some of the things mentioned in this list. But if you look closely, you’ll realize that these childish thoughts show just how limitless children believe the world is. The laws of gravity, the rules of nature, and the boundaries of time and space are no match for a kid’s imagination.

This kind of thinking is also important for problem-solving. It can help a growing child see beyond the existing rules of the world and consider new ways to approach almost every situation.

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I was convinced that the moon followed our car everywhere because it had a crush on my mom.

Final score:

54points

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Professional Bastard 2 months ago

The moons not the only one

17points

PigletPancakes , cottonbro studio Report

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That my mom was committing crime everyday by drinking and driving. I told the teacher and my mom had to come in and explain….she would bring tea with her in the car to drink.

Every morning my day would start with me thinking my mom is up to crime again and then head off to school.

Final score:

54points

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Fire Singer 2 months ago

My parents also had to explain "drinking and driving" to me as a kid after we learned about in in D.A.R.E. and were immediately concerned when our parents drank anything while driving like water or soda lol! Maybe some context would help for kids? Maybe?

18points

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I thought that people singing on the radio were all in one big place, and they took turns going to the microphone. lol.

saltybeachygirl , Pixabay Report

Final score:

51points

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Jill Rhodry 2 months ago

They did in the early years - live radio was actually a thing

38points

It’s essential for parents to foster their children’s creative thinking. However, some experts say that a very overactive imagination may not always be a good thing, especially if a child is always lost in daydreams or prefers to hang out with imaginary friends over real friends.

Jane shared a different perspective. She explained that “people with overactive imaginations become writers, movie directors, artists, entrepreneurs, dancers, musicians and other types of creatives. These are the problem solvers of the world; creativity is essentially solving problems. That is what the world needs now, though people with overactive imaginations just may not be able to handle scary movies!”

#10

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered As a child, I genuinely believed that if I dug deep enough in the backyard, I could reach the other side of the world. I spent hours with a shovel, convinced I’d end up in another country. Reality hit when I barely got past the dirt.

yourdigigirlfriend , Allan Mas Report

Final score:

50points

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Justin Tyme 2 months ago

When I was a child, I tried to dig a tunnel to China. As an adult, I met a person from China who, as a child, tried to dig a tunnel to America. And I said "Oh, we finally meet!"

39points

#11

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I believed that my mother was the tooth fairy. No, not the truth about everyone's mom being the tooth fairy and leaving them money, I thought that she was THE tooth fairy. I thought that I was the tooth fairy's daughter.

Honey_Kitten18 , Enis Yavuz Report

Final score:

45points

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Paddy 2 months ago

So where did she keep all our teeth?

13points

#12

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That if any part of me was exposed to the edge of the bed, the monster under my bed would eat me.

Ima-Derpi , Tatiana Syrikova Report

Final score:

44points

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GottaGo 2 months ago

But if you cover all your body with your blanket, you are safe. Been there. 😂

40points

The best way for kids to develop a healthy and curious mind is through reading stories, playing with open-ended toys, making art, spending time in nature, and engaging in pretend play. They should also be allowed to ask questions and share their thoughts without the worry of being laughed at or criticized.

Jane shared that “anything creative, [like] writing, music, cooking, exploring the outdoors, drawing, making things, and reading all aid the development of ideas, and each creative area feeds into other areas of the imagination. Children thrive on encouragement and support. Let them play, make a mess, use old cardboard boxes to make a car, a fort, or a treehouse. Provide art materials, paper, and pencils so children can create.”

“If you can afford extra classes in the area of your child’s interest, look into those, so you get an expert expanding their experiences. Also, allow time for your child to play; don’t over-schedule kids so they have something every day after school and on weekends. Allowing kids to get bored is also good. They have to come up with ideas of what to do themselves,” she added.

#13

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I thought my teacher in first grade lived at school. It never occurred to me she had a family, home or life.

Bitter_Sea6108 , fauxels Report

Final score:

44points

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Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 2 months ago

I think this was everybody

29points

#14

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That having the light on in the car, while you were driving was illegal and would get you pulled over.

My parents told me this. My siblings and I would never turn on the interior lights while the car was moving for the fear of my parents being arrested. .

Yaaeee , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

42points

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Bat cat in a hat 2 months ago

I think that's the same all over the world

26points

Background-Two-8999 , Francesco Ungaro Report

#15

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I grew up very close to the ocean and on nice evenings we would take walks on the beach.

My mother would tell us that we should listen carefully when the sun was setting over the ocean because it would sizzle. (You know how when you put out a fire with water)

My sister and I went out of our ways to pretend to hear that.

Final score:

41points

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Lotekguy 2 months ago

Nice memory

16points

Time_Ad7995 , Maarten van den Heuvel Report

If there’s one thing you take away from this list, it’s the importance of fostering your imagination. The saddest part about growing older is that you lose childhood whimsy. This happens because people often worry that it’s not socially acceptable to daydream or imagine things.

People even think it’s not mature to have silly, ridiculous, or over-the-top ideas. Therefore, in adulthood, insecurity takes center stage, and our childhood imagination takes a backseat. We should try our best to undo this.

Jane also said that “as adults, we tend to stick with things we know how to do and are not often out of our comfort zone, so we tend not to be as creative. Sadly, as adults, we also don’t allow much time to play or try new things.”

#16

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I used to think other countries were up in the sky, because planes…go in the sky. You fly up to 30,000 ft, get off in “Australia,” then if you want to go to a different country, board a plane and go up to 60,000. Want to return to Australia? Gotta go back down like an elevator.

Final score:

41points

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Catlady6000 2 months ago

So the earth isn't round or flat. It consists of different levels. Cool

47points

#17

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That there was a monster in my attic. He loved us and protected us in our house while we slept. His name was "Fred", and he survived by eating feral cats in the neighborhood.

(My Dad told me this story).

YELLOW_TOAD , Jeswin Thomas Report

Final score:

39points

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Duncan McCann 2 months ago

Fred could at least have made himself useful and untangled the christmas tree lights every year.

37points

Professional_Cow1157 , Alexander Grey Report

#18

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I believed dog and cats were the same specirs, dogs were the males and cats the females...

Final score:

39points

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Ambrosius 2 months ago

Well I don't know why that is, but everyone assumes my dog is male and my cat is female. When I walk my dog, many say: oh, what a good boy, what's his name? Her name is Felicity.

21points

Even though some of the thoughts shared on this list might seem childish, it’s important to hold onto some of that whimsy. A little creativity and imagination never hurt anyone and can lend a spark of positivity to dull days.

Now it’s your turn to share! What are some ridiculous things you believed as a child that you may or may not still believe today?

#19

This is so weirdly specific lol. We had two dogs and the girl got pregnant. What my grandma told little me was “Max put the puppies in Molly’s tummy through a little hole.” I had seen him humping her before so I accepted this explanation. Then when she actually had her puppies there were SO MANY! I knew humans only had like 1 or 2 at a time usually and I had never seen humans humping so I concluded that each individual “hump” transferred 1 baby in. So for humans to make a baby it was 1 thrust or 2 if you want twins.

drinkwhatyouthink Report

Final score:

39points

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XenoMurph 2 months ago

For some guys, that's true.

42points

#20

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That when there was a thunderstorm it was the sun and the rain fighting, whoever won would decide what the weather the next day would be.

When you ate something that it went all the way down to your feet.

That queen bees wore a crown.

That the stain on the kitchen wall was watching me 😂.

Puzzleheaded_Exit_45 , Greg Report

Final score:

37points

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Duncan McCann 2 months ago

To this day no-one knows where the bees keep the crown jewels.

17points

#21

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered There was no colour in the world when black and white movies existed.

Thanossing , freepik Report

Final score:

36points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 months ago

There’s a Calvin and Hobbes strip about this

18points

WindySwede 2 months ago

And Pleasantville (1998).

1point

Thalia Lovering 2 months ago

There was a film about this, where the world was black and white because people where unhappy.

2points

WindySwede 2 months ago

Pleasantville (1998)?

3points

BookFanatic 2 months ago

Yep. I asked my mom when the world became colorized and she told my dad to stop watching old movies with me.

1point

Alex (The Great) 2 months ago

I believed this too. Is this a common belief?

0points

Bored Trash Panda 2 months ago

OMG my husband and I had our son convinced of this for the longest time! Even my son's dad, his wife, my mom, and a few other people were in on it.

0points

Belle_Pandamonium🇧🇻l 2 months ago

I thougt the colour pink was new in the eighties, i grew up with brownish green and orange colours 😄

0points

Tricia S 2 months ago

My mum still shares the story of me asking her if she lived in b&w when she was young b/c of pics and tv and movies. When the movie Pleasantville was released we went together to see it!

0points

StrangeOne 2 months ago

I used to also think everyone moved around quicker, like in the old, silent movies, and that everyone spoke in the Transatlantic accent.

0points

Camber Hollywood 2 months ago

I've always known past had color, but I still have problems visualizing it at times.

0points

Michal Dolyniuk 2 months ago

Somebody told me once people had black and white dreams before colour TV. He was 25...

0points

#22

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I believed the point of American football was to see how many players could land in a pile.

Hemenucha , football wife Report

Final score:

36points

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Lotekguy 2 months ago

That's rugby.

26points

#23

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That waves came from whales slapping their tails on the water way far out in the ocean.

SpicySnails , Emiliano Arano Report

Final score:

35points

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Lotekguy 2 months ago

Right idea. Wrong animal. Waves reflect changes in seal levels.

43points

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#24

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered Being an adult is easy. I thought money just came to you and houses would fall in line. Cars would be ready. Food always available. I thought being an adult would be easy ☠️

Edit my spelling lol stupid fast thumbs.

tearsoflostsouls420 , Giorgio Trovato Report

Final score:

32points

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deletemyaccount 2 months ago

Someone grew up middle class or above.

11points

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#25

That hamsters lived in Hamster-dam.

Final score:

31points

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Belandriel 2 months ago

I must visit Hamster-dam!!!!!!

20points

Apprehensive_Sand343 , Markus Winkler Report

#26

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I used to believe that when your luggage went on a conveyor belt at the airport, that your luggage would go all of the way to your destination on that conveyor belt.

Final score:

29points

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Lotekguy 2 months ago

That's the way it seems at some airports that have particularly long gaps between arrival and baggage retrieval. Are you reading this, Lambert in St. Louis???

12points

#27

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That someone worked inside an ATM and fed the cash through the slot.

Forgotten_Outlier , Liliana Drew Report

Final score:

28points

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Professional Bastard 2 months ago

Did you, by chance, read Calvin & Hobbes?

14points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#28

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I'm an animal lover, and when I was little my dad would discourage me from approaching wild animals by telling me that they would give me rabies, and if I got it I would have to get shots in my stomach. My aunt was having fertility treatments one year, and I saw my uncle give her shots in her stomach, and for years after, her being an animal lover like me, I thought that was her being treated for rabies.

keirashae96 , Magda Ehlers Report

Final score:

27points

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CMKB 2 months ago

I'm still lucky that cat didn't have rabies and that i kept my thumb.

12points

#29

When I was a child, the only time we went to Dairy Queen was for ice cream. I had no idea Dairy Queen sold hamburgers until I was an adult. I had always thought Dairy Queen only sold ice cream.

TammyL8 Report

Final score:

25points

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Kim Kermes 2 months ago

Used to be so. Have a little trouble getting used to burgers and chicken strips at DQ. In fact, the ones I went to as a kid only had windows service. One still in business, think the neighborhood would chain themselves around it were it threatened.

15points

#30

Adults knew everything.

Libraryanne101 Report

Final score:

23points

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Belandriel 2 months ago

That my mum knew everything... I kept on asking and asking. And when she said "That I don't know" I was upset and said "You just don't want to tell me!!!" :D

13points

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#31

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That the sun and moon were the same thing - just different sides.

cfresh12 , Riaan Beylefeld Report

Final score:

15points

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Dread Pirate Roberts 2 months ago

Disturbingly enough, I actually have seen adults that believe this.

6points

Critical-One-366 , cottonbro studio Report

#32

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered That there was a tiny band in our car playing songs that came out of our radio. I was four.

kinare , Ksenia Kartasheva Report

Final score:

13points

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LinkTheHylian 2 months ago

The Beach Boys were a famous Smurf rock band, so this is possible.

1point

#33

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered I thought Santa Claus and God were the same person.

My dad also convinced me that Michael and Janet Jackson were the same person. The 80s were a wild ride.

Final score:

11points

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Lyone Fein 2 months ago

Many people's idea of God is very much like Santa: you put in requests to have him grant your desires and if you've been good enough you'll get what you want. It's definitely a primitive understanding about prayer and morality, and it relies on a very unrealistic view of how reality functions.

7points

#34

People died with their tongues out.

ChopEee Report

Final score:

11points

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Belandriel 2 months ago

And Xs as eyes? XP

6points

#35

Mom said- when the ice cream truck plays music it’s out of ice cream. 😕.

theonePappabox Report

Final score:

10points

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Paddy 2 months ago

That's actually genius XD

8points

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#36

Someone Asked "What’s The Most Ridiculous Thing You Believed As A Child?" And 30 People Answered Used to think that if you stepped on a crack, it would literally break your mom’s back—like, I was convinced my mom had a “crack meter” or something! I remember avoiding cracks in the sidewalk like my life depended on it. Looking back, it's hilarious to think I had this mental image of a crack-detecting superpower. It’s funny how kids can take the most random things so seriously!

moonlightjasminee , Pixabay Report

Final score:

9points

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Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago

Now I have "Whip It" by Devo playing in my head

4points

#37

That elephants were made of rubber and couldn’t get struck down by lightening 😆LOL.

Annie_may20 Report

Final score:

8points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 months ago

Oddly specific

9points

#38

That putting pepper on my food would actually put hair on my chest. I'm a female.

krisanthemum1974 Report

Final score:

8points

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Belandriel 2 months ago

Even as a boy I would not have wanted that... yikes! :D

2points

#39

My mom is pretty absent minded. She would always leave the turn signal on, and as a kid, I didn't know what it was called, but the sound annoyed me. So I used to tell her "mom, turn the tink-toinker off!" I never remember her laughing at me or anything, just like, oh ok, you're right, and turning it off.

So one day, at like 11-12 years old, I'm in my friends car. Tell then the tink tinker is still on. They are confused, I'm confused, then I start to get laughed at.

I honestly believed the turn signal was called "tink-toinker" for YEARS.

I was so embarrassed/ angry that no one in my family thought to correct me.. EVER!

susieq1485 Report

Final score:

7points

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Lost Panda 2 months ago

To be fair, within the family they understood you, so there was no reason to correct you.

8points

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#40

I thought woman gave birth from their belly button.

cakgeliyo Report

Final score:

5points

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Mgtow Smurf 2 months ago

If you unscrew your belly button your legs will fall off.

4points

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BookFanatic 2 months ago

I was in HS when "Operation Silver Shovel" (Federal investigation into political corruption in Chicago) took place. There was a huge snowstorm on the East Coast at the same time and I asked my dad "where did the FBI get the shovels for Boston?" Legit thought it was some sort of benevolent donation of shovels to help people dig out of the snow.

8points

Elvira394 2 months ago

So at age 10, my best friend's oldest sister lost her virginity, and of course we all wanted to know what that was like. somehow, based on her description, what I took away from that is that a condom is a little red circle like a checker piece, that has strings on either side that a man ties around his waist and puts the end over his member in order to have safe sex. I think I was about 17 before I figured out that was not quite accurate!

5points

Papa 2 months ago

When I was a child I saw my mother taking her birth control pill. I asked her about it, and she just said it was to keep her from getting sick. I was way older than I should have been before I realized what they were, and that she didn't have to take a pill every day to hold off the symptoms of some mysterious illness.

4points

Marcus Lynch 2 months ago

I used to think that cars didn't actually move but that the ground actually moved under them. Like the car's engine had enough power to move the earth in the opposite direction.

3points

Auntriarch 2 months ago

I used to think that turning steering wheel caused the wheels to rotate and move the car forward. I was 9 FFS...

1point

Jack Sonol 2 months ago

A friend of mine once admitted to believing that girls pee out of their butt because they always sit down, and when he sat down it was because he was using his butt. I think he said he was in middle school when he finally got corrected.

3points

Ha Kit 2 months ago

When I was a kid my parents were always encouraging me to read and often had me reading the backs of cereal boxes. Many of them had contest rules on them which always had the disclaimer "void ware prohibited". For the longest time I always wondered what "void ware" was and why it was prohibited.

3points

OneWithRatsAndKefir 2 months ago (edited)

I remember when I believed in Santa; I had made a list with everything a kid could want (I believe my thinking was that if he couldn’t get me one thing, for what ever reason, he could still probably get me one of the other things on the list), but, not having explained this line of thinking to my mom, she thought I wanted everything on my list. So she gently told me one day, on Christmas Eve (my family celebrates on the Eve) after opening my gift, that Santa wasn’t real. I just said ‘ok’, still happily looking at my toy, briefly thinking about what she had told me as so much started to make sense about ‘Santa’… before looking back at my mom and asking ‘So what about the Tooth Fairy?’.

3points

IamMe 2 months ago

Most of the ridiculous things I believed as a kid, I was told by my grandpa. That if I wanted to grow tall, I should step in cow poop. For proof, there was the garden. That he was darker than me, because he moon tanned, not sun tanned. For proof he'd slather on some oil, and lay on a towel at night. Turned out he was just 1/2 Native American. That I should never whistle or scream outside at night, because a monster would eat me. I still avoid this, just in case. 😂

2points

Mike F 2 months ago

These were fun!

2points

Lsai Aeon 2 months ago

I grew up in Texas. I was led to believe that only married people could kiss. Now I was very observant even as a very young child, so when I saw the same actress in a different movie or tv show kissing a different actor, my little brain broke. EVERY TIME. Thinking this woman had divorced and married a different man every other day because she was kissing so many different men

2points

Mjskywalk 2 months ago

When I was a kid the local zoo had to euthanize a giraffe (old and sick). I asked my mom what that meant and she pantomimed slicing her throat. I thought they cut its head off😱

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 2 months ago

Saw my Dad take out his false teeth and asked him how he did that. He told me you gotta hold your tongue just right and it takes a lot of practice. I don't know how long I walked around with my tongue all contorted before my mom finally copped.

2points

Melody 2 months ago

I somehow got the idea that Hello Kitty lived in the cell phone tower I could see from my backyard.

1point

Fire Singer 2 months ago

My mom, a fan of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, would make roasts for dinner. She always called it Roast Beast. I thought that's what it was. I was far to old, probably 13-15, when I found out it was in fact Roast Beef.

1point

Kyra Holt 2 months ago

That all teachers were required to go to church. I always heard the teachers talking about their church, so I literally thought it was required for their job!

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agermanhome 2 months ago (edited)

In German, "to look too deeply into the Glass" means "to get drunk". At 4, I did not know this. But I knew that the stickers that my brothers had stuck to some of our furniture had "don't look too deep into the glass" written on them. They also showed a photograph of a tiny man crouching miserably at the bottom of a giant Cognac Glass. I concluded from this that it was dangerous too look straight into one's glass after drinking, because that would make you shrink and be sucked down to its bottom, waiting in vain to be found for the rest of your life.

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Joyce Brown 2 months ago

Being born in 1960, I encountered quite a bit of male worship as I grew up. When I was 9 maybe, I heard of a legal document that people signed to attest to the information in the document being true. I have a big brother named David. Wait for it... I believed it was called an 'After David', 'cause, c'mon, everything was after David! Affidavit couldn't possibly be the correct spelling. Yikes! This was not healthy

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Mary Fields 2 months ago

I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

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Bored Trash Panda 2 months ago

My uncle had told me the balls on power lines were filled with hot air to keep the lines from falling. I believed this forever lol. I also thought that the Tacoma Dome in Tacoma, Washington was built by Mickey Mouse and his friends. No clue where that one came from lol

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Wielder of Yielder 2 months ago

This should have WAY more posts!

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Wielder of Yielder 2 months ago

On a road trip through Germany, my sister's boyfriend had me puzzled by calling my attention to the fact that every single highway exit, over hundreds of kilometers, was marked as leading to a city called Ausfahrt. Never having heard of the place, I wondered why it was so much more important than all other German cities. "Ausfahrt" means "exit". :)

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Wielder of Yielder 2 months ago (edited)

My sister thought the Danish queen had a silver filigree butt and never pooped. ----------------------------- As a kid (in the 1980s), I only ever saw my bankbook when I took it from a secret compartment in an old bureau to check how much money I had; I never saw my mum take it with her to the bank or handle it at all. So naturally, I thought there was some sort of extremely advanced technology that transferred the numbers from the bank to the book's pages through the air.

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Tricia S 2 months ago

When I was little I asked where my dad went every day. He said he went to work to "make the money". For years I thought he worked at a mint lol

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Cursed Starscream 2 months ago

god this list be bringin back memories. and just as a pre text thing because i know being a teenager and late gen z will inevitably get me a reply like "how can this stuff be nostalgic for you, your generation is always glued to their screens, you couldnt possibly remember that". shut up. we have main differences between all our generations but we can still have had shared experiences. "gen x was the last to be outside and drink from the hose!". no you aint. you were just the last one to get the leaded stuff, we got our microplastic blend over here. hell, i watched so many movies on vhs tapes when i was little. the little mermaid, meet the robinsons, pretty sure there was one for treausre planet, if not we definetly had that classic dvd then, the princess and the frog, so many. i hate when generations hate on the new ones for their stuff when we had our own version of it, its just evolved. thats why ive kinda eased up on gen alpha being the ipad kids, we werent so different once 1/2

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LittleWombat 2 months ago

Hey man, I don't know why you're being so hostile here with "shut up" and "no you ain't" and I'm guessing some other people must've been jerks about different generation stuff. Most people from Gen X don't feel that way at all about the younger generations, just so you know 😀 I love that we all have more in common than different and most people realize every generation has/had things that were better & worse. Sure my parents were around for great interest rates, but they also lived thru terrible suffering as children of war. Yours and Gen Alpha, my kid's generation, so many things harder for you guys! But also some amazing times in the world, too. Hope you can remember too - we aren't against each other! Some people are jerks but remember they don't speak for everyone. Happy to hear your comments and fond memories 😊

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Cursed Starscream 2 months ago (edited)

i figured out about fnaf and other horror stuff and would repeatedly decide to jut try and hold it in instead of goin out into the hallway at night to go to the bathroom. now im just scared to go out into the hallway at those ungodly hours in fear that my parents are still awake and catch me staying up hella late. Edit: things i can list that i thought of after i finished typing originally fnaf was a real place but it was more of a survival type of horror attraction school i went to had a whole cabinet of drinks near the front office{saw principal grab a gatorade bottle and mix it wit something in a styrofoam cup mcdonalds was actually way better than it was and was for special occassions and a current one i beleive now that can be disproved and me saying so disproves it itself but im not giving up on my stupidly stubborn arguments, literally any food can be considered some variation of a different food. think about it. you take the fundemental aspects of what one food is and apply it to a different food and its technically speaking, able to qualify as that food using only the base qualities of said food. cereal can be qualified as a soup, its a base liquid that gets flavor added to it from the stuff that gets thrown in with it, a dumpling is some form of meat and other fillings inside of a dough, so a calzone can qualifiy as a dumple(large dumpling), using the basic description of a taco being a holding receptable open expsposed from the top with meat and other topping inside , a hot dog can become a taco. with enough work and stupid confidence in ability you can qualify a food to be another food

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BookFanatic 2 months ago

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Elvira394 2 months ago

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Papa 2 months ago

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Marcus Lynch 2 months ago

I used to think that cars didn't actually move but that the ground actually moved under them. Like the car's engine had enough power to move the earth in the opposite direction.

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Auntriarch 2 months ago

I used to think that turning steering wheel caused the wheels to rotate and move the car forward. I was 9 FFS...

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