Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.
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Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all
I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"
Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her
Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!
I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup
We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)
She Farted And Got A Fright
There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"
The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.
He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down
Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...
Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...
I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...
I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.
I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse
I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher
it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand
Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.
This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail
Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.
Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together
And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....
His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)
We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday
It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.
I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack
Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel
I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)
When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry
Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too
His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head
Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts
yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car
"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"
Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"
I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker
Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On
My Shoes Don't Fit Her
Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do
He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now
We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog
The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate
He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story
I Told Her I Loved Her
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube
We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother
He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall
She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down
I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?
Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.
He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One
Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker
He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops
I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet
She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver
I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch
He Didn’t Want To Have Fun
My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.
Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush
I Turned The Water On For His Bath
I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On
All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”
I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again
She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More
He Ate All Of The Blueberries
He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table
He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...
I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed
Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...
Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk
Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs
The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty
Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.
It’s Not His Birthday
Show him the 'Unbirthday' song! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FC6E5Gh4E
He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep
She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe
Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...
I'm Not Daddy
Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon
I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor
He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear
She Can't Reach The Tissues
Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways
31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table
He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic
Hmm, to me he looks more like he's really upset about losing his fish - it was THIS BIG mum.
Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row
Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments
Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe
Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can
I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"
I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On
I Confiscated The Toilet Brush
When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...
She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows
I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze
Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs
I wouldn’t care in this situation. Up the stairs, I’m right behind you. Down the stairs, right in front of you. NO exceptions.
I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore
Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo
He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game
Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart
He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken
I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton
I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water
She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them
She Doesn't Like My Hair Down
Can't be the first time she saw it down. Children are contrary creatures.
I Wouldn't Put Ketchup In His Formula
Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum
"I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"
He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove
When Daddy Goes To Work
I had that exact reaction when dad left for work, I missed Captain Kangaroo or The Price is Right (Bob Barker addition).
He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off
I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells
He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table
I would have made a photo montage before getting him out, that is hilarious. If you don't have kids to make fun of them you are missing out.
This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"
She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions
I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table
No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose
Mine would let it happen and the cat allowed herself to be dragged across the wood floor by a back leg. Guess I've got very patient pets
When The Package That Came Isn’t For You
Me everytime my husband orders something near to the same time I do.
I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast
She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough
When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons
Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death
I Cut Her Banana
He Couldn't Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole
She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"
Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose
He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll
Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time
Love those little cabbages, but not when I was young. They were bitter and just gross. Pass the pork and beans please .
He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk
I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis
Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid
This will be great for posterity. This would be the one I pull out for the significant other meetings
Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast
I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad
He Couldn't Fit In The Bus
I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself
Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray
I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop
Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store
I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle
Is it just me or was I the only person who thought he only had one arm?!?!
Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook
Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary
I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor
She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her
We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills
There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich
Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses
I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining
I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle
I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing
I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!
She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On
I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom
He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train
This is totally me when I need a nap or am experiencing a serious PMS issue.
I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone
Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream
Oh my boys complain about this all the time. One desert a day is child abuse I am told.
I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For
We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted
When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t
I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth
She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite
I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee
His Cookie Broke When He Bit It
I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again
He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It
I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast
I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk
I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove
He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One
There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast
Ah, just let him have it.... at least he's getting a serving of veggies. IDK, choose your battles.
He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To
He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots
Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying
Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!
He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him
I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door
Open it and look out side and say good nigh or good by and let him close the door.
I Put The Straw In The Caprisun
I can barely get those dang straws in .... she should be thankful for the frustration you saved her from!
Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents
I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth
I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”
He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House
My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm
Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'
He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic
He had already rehearsed in case you said no and didn't want it to go to waste.
His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It
I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch
I'm missing it - why not? Bar it being too small a space I can't see the harm.
Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue
I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper
I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad
I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole
His Taco Fell Apart
I feel your pain kid. This is a hard thing to have to come to terms with.... and it just keeps happening.
I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times
The first question that comes to my mind is, why did you buy this annoying thing??? Couldn't you see this coming???
I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine
Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone
Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat
When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested
I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was
Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub
He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time
Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic
Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down
I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack
I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake
I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll
Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'
The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough
Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio
Say hello to the mom and dad! Brother, sister, are really glad! Say hello to the baby with a twinkle in his eye!
Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's
I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick
I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil
He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies
I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Whole Playground
I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving
how can you drive your car with the chest piece at his belly button and not his chest bone!!!
He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother
My dogs used to do this. One would wait for the other to finish before starting her own so the first one thought she had more and then there would be a fight. Every time.
I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet
Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...
Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike
Why buy him a bike that is too big for him and leave it where he can see it. Of course he wants to use it, it is his. Hide it away until he is big enough for it.
His Ice Pop Is All Gone
I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove
I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords
I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target
Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water
My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles
She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth
His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It
I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth
I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch
He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It
I Told Her She Was Adorable
I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor
How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!
She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.
I Wouldn't Let Him Hold A Dead Bee
I Closed The Fridge Door
Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer
I see patients 0-5 in my clinic, and this is always a break down when I won't allow them to open my desk drawers and scatter my files all around the office. You'd be surprised how many parents are annoyed I won't allow this to happen as well!!
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor
I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It
He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me
His Napkin Got Dirty
Some kids with autism or ADHD benefits from having headphones on. So there's not so many noises/interference. At least we use it in schools in Denmark. It could be the same reason.
I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth
I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots
I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way
Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...
He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It
Because We Had To Come Back Inside
Now I do remember my mum being similarly wrong about making us come back inside. Parents.
I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse
He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito
I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers
I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side
He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time
Daddy Took The Garbage Outside
She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders
Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...
I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted
He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit
Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough
Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight
I remember when I used to play with sink water when I was about 7 and I remember getting upset for a similar reason..
I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys
I Opened The Door He Just Shut
This kid is having a ruff day. This is the third pic of the same kid with the same shirt.
I Won't Let Him Bite My Nose
How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too
You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub
He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet
It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week
I Wouldn't Put Him In The Bin
I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek
I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down
Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday
He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One
This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can
I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch
Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong
I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry
She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did
Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee
Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table
Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous
I Turned Off Paw Patrol
I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs
The two things he probably likes most. And they don't go together. Swimming in PJs would get wet pj's that the dryer will steal.
He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car
His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox
Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time
I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum
WHY ON EARTH NOT? it's never too early to let them learn how to clean! by the time they're a teen, the novelty will have worn off--let them vacuum, sweep or anything else they WANT to do! (within reason, of course, and as long as they aren't getting hurt)
When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook
Non parent asking this question but why not wake them up for dinner? She probably won't sleep properly when she does go to bed now.
I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For
I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal
why not? you put it on your own breakfast. nothing wrong with a bit of harmless trial and error. some of these posts i honestly have to ask "why not." Salt on cereal is an odd one, but let em try it and see why not. Some of the other posts like "i wont let her touch the stove" make perfect sense - but you should still tell the kid why they should not as opposed to something like "because i said so" (which is what we heard a lot of when growing up)
Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot
I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade
We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food
I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.
Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.
This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did
Okay, I'm not sure, but isn't he a little old to be upset by something like that?
I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich
The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers
There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth
Last Piece Of Birthday Cake
We Ran Out Of String Cheese
I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor
I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen
Why not? what's it going to hurt? let her try, she'll see she can't & hopefully learn a lesson. sometimes i don't understand why parents turn teaching moments into wars--it could've been a teaching moment!
I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him
I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse
Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away
He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”
I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...
When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation
Her Fingers Are Pruny
“I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"
She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.
Because I Gave Juice
Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any
"You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"
Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him
I Broke His Hamburger
I Tried To Feed Him Dinner
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner
I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food
It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies
The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Shoes
She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No
He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can
Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight
Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First
She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One
Crying Because She Can't Reach The Dog
You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time
If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There
Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle
My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed
The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat
Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs
I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes
Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely
Down vote if you want to but I firmly believe that if you start giving in to such nonsense, it will only get worse as they get older. When it came to meals, my Dad believed in "eat or go hungry". He didn't make any distinction whether we were 2 or 20. We ate what Mom put on the table for us and we kept our mouths shut. If we didn't eat, we were not allowed anything except water until the next meal. And I raised my family the same way.
I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee
He knows that coffee has antioxidants that are good for you and Coke Zero is, well... not.
Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!
When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence
So don't take the picture. She'd probably be okay another day wearing it.
She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt
I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner
Why on earth couldn't she go in the kitchen? Did he throw the knives into the draw from a distance or something? There may be a good explanation I know but sometimes parents have bizarre reasons. I thought it as a child and I still think it as an adult.
He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom
The moment you get that bubble bath drawn they magically wake up & need you. Motherhood LOL
I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner
We Gave Him Cake
He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace
He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car
I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture
And this photo was ohh so much better than trying later? Just saying. LOL
Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough
I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor
I Gave Her The Wrong Kind Of Cheese
Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers
He Didn't Want The Plastic On His Feezie
So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket
I would want to give her a thing of fruit snacks, then eat 20 bags in one sitting.
When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything
He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner
When Your "Balloon No Working"
Ha, when I was little, I popped a balloon. I then yelled "MY BAWOON IT BOKEN!" a my mom for 20 minutes,
His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats
She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck
He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice
I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap
I agree. Most of them are probably tired and therefore super cranky...and probably got even more upset with their parents laughing and taking pics of them. I just think that's mean.
Load More Replies...I agree. It's fine for the young 2-year-olds and younger toddlers to cry, they don't really understand why something is forbidden, but the older kids shouldn't be throwing such tantrums.
Load More Replies...Wow, touch crowd of commenters today. My kids are grown but I remember the days when one or the other would cry over broken cookies or having their lunch served on the wrong color plate. Toddlers are not rational and it has nothing to do with parenting style.
Not even finish page 1. Hahaha. Fur baby is the best.
Load More Replies...All these pictures are the best contraception advertisment ever made. Really. I already didn't want kids before this, I only read 3 pages and I'm considering neutering myself. Just in case.
Yep, definitely booking that appointment for sterilization
Load More Replies...Some kids just cry, but the ones throwing tantrums are extremely difficult to handle, especially outdoors in countries that watch carefully for any sight of child abuse. I was raised by parents who didn't hear about stressless bringing up, so when I lied, did bad things despite being told not to several times, I received a slap on the butt. Now if I slapped my kiddo, I could get services all over me for child abuse. But yeah, my father healed me from tantrums quite fast by a slappe and taking home immediately form the playground when I first did it ;) Learned the lesson. Which makes me wonder if frequent (I don't mean from time to time - we all have bad days, kids as well) tantrums aren't parents fault to some extend... There is a million of ways to get the kid distracted, secured, handled in an emergency. And I don't think taking pics and posting them online is one of them tbh :P I'd be quite embarassed now had my parents done that those years ago. Oh my, long post :D
In "the day" parents didn't tolerate it as much. There was more social pressure for kids to be obedient. I've yet to meet a precious darling who throws tantrum at will able to really succeed at difficult challenges. Teaching a kid to gut it out and get on with it is a powerful tool. Not popular when you can instagram the idiocy of tolerating this behavior.
Load More Replies...That's sarcasm, not irony. Sorry, I can't help myself.
Load More Replies...Literally, my pulse and stress levels went up just by looking at few of those pics. I feel only gratefulness that I don't have any kids. No smile, no laugh. Just pure satisfaction with my life.
Eugh, this is why children are the worst. You won't catch me being a parent.
It looks like the kids are the ones being a******s, not the parents. Also, what's the point of repeating the caption on every picture?
Back in the free wheeling 70's, my parents let me taste the horseradish, denture cleaning tablets (a lick) and cat food. I also learned that cats can't talk, so they say "leave me alone!" with their claws.
It's not uncommon, but in my experience, it's sometimes because they are overtired. And sometimes it's because they're stressed about something. But sometimes something just hits them the wrong way. Don't worry non-parents: If there is actually no reason for them to be upset, then the best thing to do is ignore them until they calm down. (Comforting or otherwise supporting their meltdown reinforces the fact that they get upset for being handed raisins after asking for raisins.) But you should consider they might be overtired or otherwise stressed when they do this, and address that as appropriate.
Oh my goodness I should write a book with all the advice on parenting given by so many! "Let them hold knives when they're 3 to learn how to hold them properly", "Let them start a YouTube channel", "Let them put their finger in the hot coffee, they'll have the same reaction but have learned". Less advice, more love. xo
Keep these articles coming. They're a great reminder of what I'm not missing out on!
My 3 year old nephew pitched the tantrum to end all tantrums at his sister's 7th birthday party because after lighting the candles, Mommy wouldn't allow him to play with the lighter. He wasn't tired (or hungry) just peeved at not getting his own way. His "terrible 2's" lasted until he was about 6 LOL
If my first child had tantrums, I would never had my second. I have said a few times, that I would love to turn back the clock, not to be young, but to enjoy my children, even more !!!
I think that a lot of these kids need to be ignored.You cannot make your kids happy 100% of the time. Their little brains can't comprehend how we're keeping them safe. Stop trying to reason with a toddler. It's futile.
kids are cute but I wouldn't want my own; these types of behaviours would drive me insane.
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My 2-year-old sister complained to my mom that her ice cream was too cold. I can relate.
Makes me not want to have kids! Wait, I already have kids. Most kids aren't this bad unless they need a nap or are spoiled.
I'm not sure how mum would have faired nowadays raising children. She left me throwing a tantrum in a supermarket aile and contujned shopping like I wasn't hers.
are all kids so horrible or are those just ones with some compulsive- obsessive disorders?
These parents are teaching their children that we don't always get our way, and tantrums won't work. Cry it out, kid, 'cause I'm not changing my mind.
Use protection and you wouldn't have these problems and we wouldn't have to hear about it.
I can't take this. We gripe about Millennials? hoo ha! Good luck getting your diaper changed by this gen, millennials! :)
Children cry for good reasons. Sometimes what they seem to be crying about is just a trigger but there are other things that they simply do not have the sophistication or the vocabulary to express. So the thing that seems to be setting them off just releases the feelings that they haven't been able to explain. So I feel it is not good to laugh at them when they do this. No shaming.
So many snowflakes, it's a blizzard. Guess what people, parenting is like this. You think you were angels? If your parents felt the same as some of you negative posters, YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE.
Why so offended and taking it personally? People have a right to not like/not have kids. And a tad ironic calling them snowflakes when you are the one so offended and pissed off :)
Load More Replies...I agree. Most of them are probably tired and therefore super cranky...and probably got even more upset with their parents laughing and taking pics of them. I just think that's mean.
Load More Replies...I agree. It's fine for the young 2-year-olds and younger toddlers to cry, they don't really understand why something is forbidden, but the older kids shouldn't be throwing such tantrums.
Load More Replies...Wow, touch crowd of commenters today. My kids are grown but I remember the days when one or the other would cry over broken cookies or having their lunch served on the wrong color plate. Toddlers are not rational and it has nothing to do with parenting style.
Not even finish page 1. Hahaha. Fur baby is the best.
Load More Replies...All these pictures are the best contraception advertisment ever made. Really. I already didn't want kids before this, I only read 3 pages and I'm considering neutering myself. Just in case.
Yep, definitely booking that appointment for sterilization
Load More Replies...Some kids just cry, but the ones throwing tantrums are extremely difficult to handle, especially outdoors in countries that watch carefully for any sight of child abuse. I was raised by parents who didn't hear about stressless bringing up, so when I lied, did bad things despite being told not to several times, I received a slap on the butt. Now if I slapped my kiddo, I could get services all over me for child abuse. But yeah, my father healed me from tantrums quite fast by a slappe and taking home immediately form the playground when I first did it ;) Learned the lesson. Which makes me wonder if frequent (I don't mean from time to time - we all have bad days, kids as well) tantrums aren't parents fault to some extend... There is a million of ways to get the kid distracted, secured, handled in an emergency. And I don't think taking pics and posting them online is one of them tbh :P I'd be quite embarassed now had my parents done that those years ago. Oh my, long post :D
In "the day" parents didn't tolerate it as much. There was more social pressure for kids to be obedient. I've yet to meet a precious darling who throws tantrum at will able to really succeed at difficult challenges. Teaching a kid to gut it out and get on with it is a powerful tool. Not popular when you can instagram the idiocy of tolerating this behavior.
Load More Replies...That's sarcasm, not irony. Sorry, I can't help myself.
Load More Replies...Literally, my pulse and stress levels went up just by looking at few of those pics. I feel only gratefulness that I don't have any kids. No smile, no laugh. Just pure satisfaction with my life.
Eugh, this is why children are the worst. You won't catch me being a parent.
It looks like the kids are the ones being a******s, not the parents. Also, what's the point of repeating the caption on every picture?
Back in the free wheeling 70's, my parents let me taste the horseradish, denture cleaning tablets (a lick) and cat food. I also learned that cats can't talk, so they say "leave me alone!" with their claws.
It's not uncommon, but in my experience, it's sometimes because they are overtired. And sometimes it's because they're stressed about something. But sometimes something just hits them the wrong way. Don't worry non-parents: If there is actually no reason for them to be upset, then the best thing to do is ignore them until they calm down. (Comforting or otherwise supporting their meltdown reinforces the fact that they get upset for being handed raisins after asking for raisins.) But you should consider they might be overtired or otherwise stressed when they do this, and address that as appropriate.
Oh my goodness I should write a book with all the advice on parenting given by so many! "Let them hold knives when they're 3 to learn how to hold them properly", "Let them start a YouTube channel", "Let them put their finger in the hot coffee, they'll have the same reaction but have learned". Less advice, more love. xo
Keep these articles coming. They're a great reminder of what I'm not missing out on!
My 3 year old nephew pitched the tantrum to end all tantrums at his sister's 7th birthday party because after lighting the candles, Mommy wouldn't allow him to play with the lighter. He wasn't tired (or hungry) just peeved at not getting his own way. His "terrible 2's" lasted until he was about 6 LOL
If my first child had tantrums, I would never had my second. I have said a few times, that I would love to turn back the clock, not to be young, but to enjoy my children, even more !!!
I think that a lot of these kids need to be ignored.You cannot make your kids happy 100% of the time. Their little brains can't comprehend how we're keeping them safe. Stop trying to reason with a toddler. It's futile.
kids are cute but I wouldn't want my own; these types of behaviours would drive me insane.
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My 2-year-old sister complained to my mom that her ice cream was too cold. I can relate.
Makes me not want to have kids! Wait, I already have kids. Most kids aren't this bad unless they need a nap or are spoiled.
I'm not sure how mum would have faired nowadays raising children. She left me throwing a tantrum in a supermarket aile and contujned shopping like I wasn't hers.
are all kids so horrible or are those just ones with some compulsive- obsessive disorders?
These parents are teaching their children that we don't always get our way, and tantrums won't work. Cry it out, kid, 'cause I'm not changing my mind.
Use protection and you wouldn't have these problems and we wouldn't have to hear about it.
I can't take this. We gripe about Millennials? hoo ha! Good luck getting your diaper changed by this gen, millennials! :)
Children cry for good reasons. Sometimes what they seem to be crying about is just a trigger but there are other things that they simply do not have the sophistication or the vocabulary to express. So the thing that seems to be setting them off just releases the feelings that they haven't been able to explain. So I feel it is not good to laugh at them when they do this. No shaming.
So many snowflakes, it's a blizzard. Guess what people, parenting is like this. You think you were angels? If your parents felt the same as some of you negative posters, YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE.
Why so offended and taking it personally? People have a right to not like/not have kids. And a tad ironic calling them snowflakes when you are the one so offended and pissed off :)
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