Join the Fun!

#2

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

Final score:

234points

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Monika Rhodes 6 years ago

'Don't leave meeeeee....'

63points

#3

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Final score:

229points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Dad 0-1 Mom....according to the kid...

40points

#4

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Final score:

219points

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Bella Smith 6 years ago

Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

37points

#5

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

Final score:

186points

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Yvonne Bernal 6 years ago

I whine for wine!

56points

#6

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Final score:

186points

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Jessica Gunn 6 years ago

Let him....that'll give him a REAL reason to cry

9points

#7

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

Final score:

184points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Plot thickens...

46points

#8

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

Final score:

180points

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

No more staying out all night either young lady!!

77points

#9

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

Final score:

167points

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

But you get a nice breeze....

30points

#10

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

Final score:

139points

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Bella Smith 6 years ago

When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

53points

#11

She Farted And Got A Fright

Final score:

133points

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Heidi Golff 6 years ago

My dog does the same thing........

68points

#12

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

Final score:

132points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

21points

#13

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

Final score:

130points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

So, she lost "control"...

86points

#14

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

Final score:

127points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

43points

#15

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

Final score:

125points

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

He was going for a more formal look.

33points

#16

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

Final score:

122points

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Braineating Spleen 6 years ago

Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

84points

#17

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

Final score:

111points

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frederic eeckman 6 years ago

You can try to sit him :D

51points

#18

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Final score:

111points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Okay, now this one I'm worried about!!

27points

#19

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Final score:

110points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

70points

#20

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

Final score:

99points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

74points

#21

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

Final score:

97points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

61points

#22

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

Final score:

94points

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

My wife doesn't let me do that either. Except on my birthday.

74points

#23

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

Final score:

93points

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Bella Smith 6 years ago

it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

11points

#24

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

Final score:

93points

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

58points

#25

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

Final score:

93points

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Anna Krūmiņa 6 years ago

I want to hug her :(

16points

#26

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

Final score:

91points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

love the hair

27points

#27

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

Final score:

90points

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Nanette Cordell 6 years ago

And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....

75points

#28

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

Final score:

88points

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SnowyLynx 6 years ago

Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

16points

#29

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

Final score:

85points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

26points

#30

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

Final score:

85points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Just give to her! She wanted it!

51points

#31

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

Final score:

78points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

34points

#32

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

Final score:

76points

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Amy Triptyline 6 years ago

A pantrum.

48points

#33

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

Final score:

73points

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SnowyLynx 6 years ago

Get her some icream to attempt a Banana split

16points

#34

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

Final score:

72points

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Daria B 6 years ago

I kind of empathise with this kid....

37points

#35

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

Final score:

72points

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Kristin Latta 6 years ago

yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

27points

#36

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

Final score:

71points

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Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

66points

#37

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

Final score:

71points

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Alia G. 6 years ago

But he wanted to!!

15points

#38

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

Final score:

70points

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SnowyLynx 6 years ago

Did your vote count?

15points

#39

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

Final score:

65points

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ChickyChicky 6 years ago

Someone is very tired!

28points

#40

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

Final score:

64points

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Daria B 6 years ago

The struggle starts early... *sigh*

16points

#41

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

Final score:

63points

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Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

Amen!!

24points

#42

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

Final score:

60points

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SnowyLynx 6 years ago

Patience young one, it’ll be here soon...

11points

#43

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

Final score:

59points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Now that's just cruel - he's clearly learned from the dog.

21points

#44

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

Final score:

58points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

oh, that annoying guest taking advantage of her hospitality

27points

#45

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

Final score:

58points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Toy Story 2? Toy Story 3? Toy StorE???

23points

#46

I Told Her I Loved Her

Final score:

57points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

She expected "I adore you"

18points

#47

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

Final score:

56points

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Nikki D 6 years ago

To be fair, that stuff does look oddly delicious.

9points

#48

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

Final score:

55points

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Alia G. 6 years ago

He looks happy still though...

39points

#49

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

Final score:

52points

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Mike Childers 6 years ago

I feel his pain.

22points

#50

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

Final score:

51points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

It looks scarier than you think when you get up there.

20points

#51

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

Final score:

49points

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Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

22points

#52

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

Final score:

49points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

He sees the future.

25points

#53

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

Final score:

47points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

She needs a second cracker for the other hand!

27points

#54

He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

Final score:

46points

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Rachael Marrast 6 years ago

Why not?

15points

#55

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

Final score:

45points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

But she was fishing for chocolate pebbles....

23points

#56

She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

Final score:

43points

POST

Connie Quintana 6 years ago

Love her outfit!

9points

#57

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

Final score:

42points

POST

SnowyLynx 6 years ago

That’s a weird thing to be attached to...

12points

#58

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

Final score:

39points

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

13points

#59

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

Final score:

39points

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Diane Mackereth 6 years ago

Ahhhh they grow up so fast!

11points

#60

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

Final score:

39points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

Looks like he did anyway!

69points

#61

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

Final score:

38points

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Daria B 6 years ago

They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

40points

#62

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

Final score:

37points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

It's always good when children get past this level of sharing.

6points

#63

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

Final score:

36points

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Heidrance 6 years ago

"How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

54points

#64

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

Final score:

36points

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Rainbow screen 6 years ago

What do you mean by again exactly?

14points

#65

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

Final score:

36points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

"Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

2points

#66

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

Final score:

35points

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Laura Mortensen 6 years ago

We have this problem at our house and we don't have any kids.

30points

#67

He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

Final score:

34points

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My O My 6 years ago

The real struggles!

6points

#68

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

Final score:

33points

POST

That Fat Mouse 6 years ago

You monster!

11points

#69

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

Final score:

32points

POST

Dian Ella Lillie 6 years ago

Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...

35points

#70

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

Final score:

32points

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Alia G. 6 years ago

When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...

23points

#71

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

Final score:

31points

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WeWillJustSeeAboutThat 6 years ago

Oh the misery!

14points

#72

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

Final score:

31points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.

22points

#73

It’s Not His Birthday

Final score:

31points

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Beatrice Alighieri 6 years ago

Show him the 'Unbirthday' song! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FC6E5Gh4E

11points

#74

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

Final score:

31points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Maybe take it away from him. His sister is NOT going to be happy.

1point

#75

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

Final score:

30points

POST

SnowyLynx 6 years ago

Nice house

23points

#76

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

Final score:

29points

POST

GlassOfWater 6 years ago

Soul eater ;)

14points

#77

Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

Final score:

28points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

You do not have my consent!!!!

18points

#78

I'm Not Daddy

Final score:

28points

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Bettye McKee 6 years ago

I don't have a solution for that one.

3points

#79

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

Final score:

28points

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Cecily C 6 years ago

Give her the sticker and tell her that all fruit comes with free stickers for kids.

11points

#80

I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

Final score:

27points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

My nephew. The drama!

9points

#81

He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

Final score:

27points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Totally acceptable reason to cry.

12points

#82

She Can't Reach The Tissues

Final score:

26points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

She just wants you to do it for her

5points

#83

Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

Final score:

25points

POST

Alia G. 6 years ago

Would be an interesting episode...

18points

#84

31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

Final score:

25points

POST

Lady A 6 years ago

That face LOL

10points

#85

He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

Final score:

25points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Hmm, to me he looks more like he's really upset about losing his fish - it was THIS BIG mum.

6points

#86

Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

Final score:

24points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

COME ON!!! This is totally unfair!

12points

#87

Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

Final score:

24points

POST

Stckynote 6 years ago

I wish I was that flexible

45points

#88

Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

Final score:

24points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

I just noticed she is wearing a Blondie onesie, that is awesome.

6points

#89

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

Final score:

24points

POST

Justine Marion 6 years ago

He doesn't even look mad, he just looks pissed lol

18points

#90

Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

Final score:

23points

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Nikki🦄 6 years ago

*20 years later in theapy.* "all iwanted was to eat the garbage can. i feel do lost..."

5points

#91

I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

Final score:

23points

POST

Heidrance 6 years ago

one does not simply turn off Bon Jovi.

33points

#92

I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

Final score:

23points

POST

Justine Marion 6 years ago

He should show some respect for the dino socks, those are rad.

10points

#93

I Confiscated The Toilet Brush

Final score:

23points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Oh, the despair..

7points

#94

When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

Final score:

22points

POST

Thomas Kolev 6 years ago

You monster.

19points

#95

She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows

Final score:

22points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

HAHAHA, This is too funny!!!

10points

#96

I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

Final score:

22points

POST

Fred Horvatin 6 years ago

You Need to "cool" of hehe

6points

#97

Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

Final score:

21points

POST

Alwin Langevoort 6 years ago

I wouldn’t care in this situation. Up the stairs, I’m right behind you. Down the stairs, right in front of you. NO exceptions.

6points

#98

I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

Final score:

21points

POST

Laura Sherman 6 years ago

"but if I eat the pink crayon I will become the pink crayon!"

6points

#99

Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

Final score:

20points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

He was just curious and wanted to know what it was?

2points

#100

He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

Final score:

20points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I can almost hear "But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????"

17points

#101

Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

Final score:

19points

POST

Heidi Golff 6 years ago

Mom has perfect teeth

15points

#102

He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

Final score:

19points

POST

Alwin Langevoort 6 years ago

True. Pizza without cheese is broken.

9points

#103

I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

Final score:

19points

POST

DragonFiire 6 years ago

Why waste a perfectly good Newton

5points

#104

I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

Final score:

19points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

You'll laugh about it some day, when she is a famous painter

5points

#105

She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

Final score:

19points

POST

Jaina Bartlett 6 years ago

lol her face

1point

#106

She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

Final score:

19points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Can't be the first time she saw it down. Children are contrary creatures.

2points

#107

I Wouldn't Put Ketchup In His Formula

Final score:

19points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Gourmet Baby!

9points

#108

Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

Final score:

19points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Okay - these two I could get along with.

16points

#109

"I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

Final score:

18points

POST

Hamlets twin 6 years ago

I like how she is completely soaked but NOT THE ROCK!!!!

6points

#110

He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

Final score:

18points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

Lol the cat :"Seriously, kid?"

23points

#111

When Daddy Goes To Work

Final score:

18points

POST

Adria Rhodes 6 years ago

I had that exact reaction when dad left for work, I missed Captain Kangaroo or The Price is Right (Bob Barker addition).

5points

#112

He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

Final score:

18points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

He doesn't know what he wants

3points

#113

I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

Final score:

18points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Give this kid a ball

0points

#114

He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

Final score:

18points

POST

Justine Marion 6 years ago

I would have made a photo montage before getting him out, that is hilarious. If you don't have kids to make fun of them you are missing out.

9points

#115

This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

Final score:

17points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Is this the same kid who ate all the blueberries?

7points

#116

She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

Final score:

17points

POST

Lady A 6 years ago

That book is FABULOUS!

6points

#117

I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

Final score:

16points

POST

Fred Horvatin 6 years ago

Is That Chuck Noland from Cast away

5points

#118

No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

Final score:

16points

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Sarah Birch 6 years ago

Mine would let it happen and the cat allowed herself to be dragged across the wood floor by a back leg. Guess I've got very patient pets

7points

#119

When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

Final score:

16points

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Justine Marion 6 years ago

Me everytime my husband orders something near to the same time I do.

3points

#120

I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast

Final score:

16points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

This kid is me

11points

#121

She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

Final score:

16points

POST

MaKenna Carnes 6 years ago

how rude

6points

#122

When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

Final score:

16points

POST

Sivi 6 years ago

I am guilty for drawing on walls.

3points

#123

Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

Final score:

16points

POST

Mademoiselle Mirage 6 years ago

How inconsiderate can you be?!

11points

#124

I Cut Her Banana

Final score:

16points

POST

Heidi Golff 6 years ago

Oh, how COULD you?

8points

#125

He Couldn't Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole

Final score:

16points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Hope it didn't burst!

4points

#126

She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

Final score:

15points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

Oh the joys of the independent stage!!

9points

#127

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose

Final score:

15points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

aww owl onesie

4points

#128

He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

Final score:

15points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

That's just unreasonable!

8points

#129

Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

Final score:

15points

POST

Susann Campbell 6 years ago

Love those little cabbages, but not when I was young. They were bitter and just gross. Pass the pork and beans please .

9points

#130

He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk

Final score:

15points

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

C.h.o.c.o.l.a.t.e. milk..

7points

#131

I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

Final score:

15points

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Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

Walking up to random houses? This is how people meet their new BBF... or their killer...

9points

#132

Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

Final score:

15points

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Justine Marion 6 years ago

This will be great for posterity. This would be the one I pull out for the significant other meetings

4points

#133

Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

Final score:

15points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Even the cave men cooked their food

4points

#134

I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

Final score:

15points

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Justine Marion 6 years ago

The ruthlessness.

5points

#135

He Couldn't Fit In The Bus

Final score:

15points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Nice shot of the dog

9points

#136

I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

Final score:

14points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

what a beautiful child!

11points

#137

Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

Final score:

14points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

I agree. Gum or patches are better.

11points

#138

I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

Final score:

14points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Tut, some parents are truly evil! Ice cream indeed.

11points

#139

Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

Final score:

14points

POST

PeachPossum 6 years ago

Can't take the vacuum? Well, that sucks.

14points

#140

I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

Final score:

14points

POST

Amelia Junge 6 years ago

Is it just me or was I the only person who thought he only had one arm?!?!

17points

#141

Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

Final score:

14points

POST

PeachPossum 6 years ago

Don't upset her. She has a big brother.

10points

#142

Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

Final score:

13points

POST

Alex K 6 years ago

τι ηθελε να βρει?

8points

#143

I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

Final score:

13points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Clearly need a cat if that's going to happen.

11points

#144

She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

Final score:

13points

POST

Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago

Actually, that's a valid reason to cry.

13points

#145

We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

Final score:

13points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Mommy looks like she needs them.

3points

#146

There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

Final score:

13points

POST

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Give him something to cry about, just lick it off.

11points

#147

Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

Final score:

13points

POST

Sherry Haught 6 years ago

You know all good things are broken:)

1point

#148

I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

Final score:

13points

POST

Xiaolaohu 6 years ago

Pick your battles, this one I'd say, let him

10points

#149

I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

Final score:

13points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Maybe the last time he got a brain freeze

1point

#150

I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

Final score:

12points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

That sounds like my dogs. They see me eating, they want some. I tell them "I don't eat your dog food'

1point

#151

I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!

Final score:

12points

POST

Ruth Field 6 years ago

I know how she feels

6points

#152

She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

Final score:

12points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Honey, there's this thing called physics

4points

#153

I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom

Final score:

12points

POST

Heidrance 6 years ago

you monster.

9points

#154

He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

Final score:

12points

POST

Justine Marion 6 years ago

This is totally me when I need a nap or am experiencing a serious PMS issue.

6points

#155

I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

Final score:

12points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

You think this is bad, wait until she's 15 1/2.

10points

#156

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

Final score:

11points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

He learned an important lesson: Children and dogs are different species.

1point

#157

Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

Final score:

11points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

Oh my boys complain about this all the time. One desert a day is child abuse I am told.

8points

#158

I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

Final score:

11points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

Sometimes you just can't win.

5points

#159

We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

Final score:

11points

POST

Xiaolaohu 6 years ago

Jeez, change that diaper already

14points

#160

When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

Final score:

11points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Oh, Cheerios are much better

2points

#161

I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

Final score:

11points

POST

Hamlets twin 6 years ago

the B&W really brings out the despair

6points

#162

She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

Final score:

11points

POST

Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

What a cute Dad ^^

6points

#163

I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

Final score:

11points

POST

Christel von Shelton 5 years ago

If the coffee is hot enough, he will only do it once!!!

0points

#164

His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

Final score:

11points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Clearly a defective cookie - no wonder he cried!

3points

#165

I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

Final score:

10points

POST

Folder d 2 years ago

She might become a roblox tiktoker

0points

#166

He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

Final score:

10points

POST

Heidi Golff 6 years ago

Fashionista

5points

#167

I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

Final score:

10points

POST

Wyndmere 6 years ago

It looks like your "no" came a little after the fact.

4points

#168

I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

Final score:

10points

POST

MRaina 6 years ago

so you jailed him ?

15points

#169

Reasons My Kid Is Crying

Final score:

10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Maybe she got the smart genes

2points

#170

I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

Final score:

10points

POST

Sasy 6 years ago

I wanted to, the lady minding me let me, never intentionally did that again. Ah the 70s great time to raise kids.

6points

#171

He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

Final score:

10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

But those were his favorite PJ's

0points

#172

There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

Final score:

10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Relax, kiddo. They're not moving the park

5points

#173

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

Final score:

10points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

Ah, just let him have it.... at least he's getting a serving of veggies. IDK, choose your battles.

7points

#174

He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

Final score:

10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

he's too young for coffee anyway :)

0points

#175

He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

Final score:

10points

POST

Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago

Kid: the boots are SO yesterday’s news.

0points

#176

Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

Final score:

10points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

She'll have even more of a problem when she sees this as a teen.

5points

#177

Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

Final score:

10points

POST

Alex K 6 years ago

i would cry too

13points

#178

He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

Final score:

10points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Diaper: check. Pants: check. That's all ya need

0points

#179

I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

Final score:

9points

POST

Susann Campbell 6 years ago

Open it and look out side and say good nigh or good by and let him close the door.

-3points

#180

I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

Final score:

9points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I can barely get those dang straws in .... she should be thankful for the frustration you saved her from!

8points

#181

Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

Final score:

9points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

Oh yes... this happens in every household.

5points

#182

I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

Final score:

9points

POST

Chelle Jones 6 years ago

Well sweetie, you don't want to be an air head do you?

2points

#183

I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

Final score:

9points

POST

Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago

I never thought I'd hear of someone who actually wanted a salad..

0points

#184

He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

Final score:

9points

POST

Heidi Golff 6 years ago

love the old school clothes line

1point

#185

My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

Final score:

9points

POST

Lady A 6 years ago

Again, could have been a fun memory, imho

7points

#186

Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

Final score:

8points

POST

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

I feel you kiddo.

8points

#187

He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

Final score:

8points

POST

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

He had already rehearsed in case you said no and didn't want it to go to waste.

9points

#188

His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

Final score:

8points

POST

My O My 6 years ago

Who on earth wants noodles with holes 😲

3points

#189

I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

Final score:

8points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

I'm missing it - why not? Bar it being too small a space I can't see the harm.

1point

#190

Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

Final score:

8points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Sky Blue? Navy Blue? Baby Blue?

6points

#191

I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

Final score:

8points

POST

Rosa Rose 6 years ago

Omg that easy bake oven is just freakin amazing!!

3points

#192

I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

Final score:

8points

POST

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Were there pictures of food on it?

5points

#193

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

Final score:

8points

POST

Scott Basham 6 years ago

Let her, see what she does then.

8points

#194

His Taco Fell Apart

Final score:

8points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I feel your pain kid. This is a hard thing to have to come to terms with.... and it just keeps happening.

10points

#195

I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

Final score:

8points

POST

Christel von Shelton 5 years ago

The first question that comes to my mind is, why did you buy this annoying thing??? Couldn't you see this coming???

1point

#196

I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

Final score:

8points

POST

Bruce Kunde 6 years ago

Seems a lot of Mothers are drinking wine in this post?

3points

#197

Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

Final score:

8points

POST

Patti Brock 6 years ago

What a cutie!

4points

#198

Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

Final score:

8points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

You ruined it!

0points

#199

When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

Final score:

8points

POST

Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago

She wanted juice?

0points

#200

I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

Final score:

8points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

maybe he's just realized he is color blind?

6points

#201

Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

Final score:

8points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

It's called a bubble bath for a reason

0points

#202

He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

Final score:

8points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Why not? We grownups can multi-task

2points

#203

Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic

Final score:

8points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Cool jacket!

5points

#204

Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

Final score:

8points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Eat your apple sauce while you're waiting, little one

0points

#205

I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

Final score:

8points

POST

Susann Campbell 6 years ago

Use baking soda to clean her feet and show her it's like soap.

5points

#206

I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

Final score:

8points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Serious crime has been committed here

7points

#207

I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

Final score:

8points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Mom looks like Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory!

2points

#208

Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

Final score:

7points

POST

Alex K 6 years ago

ok, to be fair, that IS a reason to cry

4points

#209

The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

Final score:

7points

POST

serena 6 years ago

Throw that mess in the freezer. Cooled down in thirty seconds.

6points

#210

Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

Final score:

7points

POST

PeppaGreatWolfSharkboyShortsWishingRockFan C 3 years ago

Say hello to the mom and dad! Brother, sister, are really glad! Say hello to the baby with a twinkle in his eye!

0points

#211

Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

Final score:

7points

POST

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Nothing looks the same in plastic as it does in glass.

2points

#212

I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

Final score:

7points

POST

Judy Halls 6 years ago

oh now this is adorable child

5points

#213

I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

Final score:

7points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Better than stabbing her sister with a pencil

3points

#214

He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

Final score:

6points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I hate when that happens...

2points

#215

I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Whole Playground

Final score:

6points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

but just a small part...

4points

#216

I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

Final score:

6points

POST

Courtney Davis 6 years ago

how can you drive your car with the chest piece at his belly button and not his chest bone!!!

6points

#217

He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

Final score:

6points

POST

Adam Hart-Dyke 6 years ago

My dogs used to do this. One would wait for the other to finish before starting her own so the first one thought she had more and then there would be a fight. Every time.

3points

#218

I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

Final score:

6points

POST

Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago

NASA shirt! Lil astronaut on growing up

0points

#219

Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Cute pajamas

2points

#220

Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

Final score:

6points

POST

Joanna Maynard 6 years ago

Why buy him a bike that is too big for him and leave it where he can see it. Of course he wants to use it, it is his. Hide it away until he is big enough for it.

2points

#221

His Ice Pop Is All Gone

Final score:

6points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I can relate.

3points

#222

I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

That's how you catch the house on fire

0points

#223

I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

Final score:

6points

POST

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

My nephew bit into a power cord and burned off his lips.

0points

#224

I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

I don't think they'll believe it's your emotional assistance cat.

1point

#225

Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

Final score:

6points

POST

Jörg Zingler 6 years ago

That shirt though :)

3points

#226

My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Simple: he wants to blow them himself

0points

#227

She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Well, you have more teeth (I hope)

1point

#228

His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

Final score:

6points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I know the pain buddy!!

4points

#229

I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Eeeeeewwww

0points

#230

I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

Final score:

6points

POST

Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

Whay do so many of these kids have what looks like tight bead necklaces? Seems dangerous to me.

3points

#231

He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

If it's in the trash it's gone, buddy

1point

#232

I Told Her She Was Adorable

Final score:

6points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Obviously, she has no clue of what "Adorable" means

1point

#233

I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

Final score:

5points

POST

#234

How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!

Final score:

5points

POST

Miriam Brose 6 years ago

How could you!

3points

#235

She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

Final score:

5points

POST

Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Daddy is not teletransporting himself !!!

3points

#236

I Wouldn't Let Him Hold A Dead Bee

Final score:

5points

POST

Rosa Rose 6 years ago

Why not?

5points

#237

I Closed The Fridge Door

Final score:

5points

POST

Justine Marion 6 years ago

This child is SO cute

2points

#238

Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

Final score:

5points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I see patients 0-5 in my clinic, and this is always a break down when I won't allow them to open my desk drawers and scatter my files all around the office. You'd be surprised how many parents are annoyed I won't allow this to happen as well!!

16points

#239

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

Final score:

5points

POST

Chelle Jones 6 years ago

Just wanted to taste the rainbow.. oh wait that is skittles.

1point

#240

I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

But he wants that other , soured milk?

0points

#241

He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

He's in a sticky situation

2points

#242

His Napkin Got Dirty

Final score:

5points

POST

Ann Jeppesen 6 years ago

Some kids with autism or ADHD benefits from having headphones on. So there's not so many noises/interference. At least we use it in schools in Denmark. It could be the same reason.

2points

#243

I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

Final score:

5points

POST

Hewwo 6 years ago

That Jacket tho!

4points

#244

I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

Final score:

5points

POST

Hamlets twin 6 years ago

oh just give him one, its not going to hurt him

2points

#245

I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Jumbo? Better get that kid potty trained

0points

#246

Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

Final score:

5points

POST

Heidi Golff 6 years ago

I don't like 'em, either, kid. I sympathyze.

1point

#247

He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

Final score:

5points

POST

Roxanne Horbatuck 6 years ago

My goodness., we should all have this problem

4points

#248

Because We Had To Come Back Inside

Final score:

5points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Now I do remember my mum being similarly wrong about making us come back inside. Parents.

1point

#249

I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

Final score:

5points

POST

The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

You think it's going to corrupt him in some way?

2points

#250

He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

I would cry about that.

0points

#251

I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

Final score:

5points

POST

Chris Jones 6 years ago

but.. but... its finger lickin good!!

3points

#252

I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

First world problems

2points

#253

He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time

Final score:

5points

POST

Username Taken 4 years ago

Hangry

0points

#254

Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Child behind bars and wearing striped pajamas ?????

2points

#255

She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

Final score:

5points

POST

Sill Marien 6 years ago

good, let them learn failure young ;p

5points

#256

Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Give him a barbell, and he will look like the guy on his shirt

1point

#257

I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted

Final score:

5points

POST

Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago

Same kid, I believe due to hair.

0points

#258

He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

Final score:

5points

POST

Chelle Jones 6 years ago

Houdini he is not..

0points

#259

Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

Final score:

5points

POST

HeatherJ 6 years ago

Truth...you can never have too much cake

5points

#260

Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

Final score:

5points

POST

Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago

I remember when I used to play with sink water when I was about 7 and I remember getting upset for a similar reason..

1point

#261

I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

Same strong man shirt. Same kid?

3points

#262

I Opened The Door He Just Shut

Final score:

5points

POST

karisha_mccarthy 6 years ago

This kid is having a ruff day. This is the third pic of the same kid with the same shirt.

3points

#263

I Won't Let Him Bite My Nose

Final score:

5points

POST

Sara Lang 6 years ago

That's a him?

1point

#264

How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

Final score:

5points

POST

Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

My son's name is Harrison too!

3points

#265

You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

Final score:

5points

POST

BusLady 6 years ago

No, but Daddy can read them to you

1point

#266

He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

Final score:

5points

POST

rai mei 6 years ago

it's already raining in his eyes

4points

#267

It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

Final score:

5points

POST

NightmaresNope 2 years ago

Sadly, I had a similar experience.

0points

#268

I Wouldn't Put Him In The Bin

Final score:

5points

POST

Folder d 2 years ago

like damn he emo af AT 3!

1point

#269

I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

Final score:

5points

POST

Chelle Jones 6 years ago

It was right here. I was saving it for later.

0points

#270

I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

Final score:

5points

POST

Chelle Jones 6 years ago

" How Ruuuude Mum "

0points

#271

Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

Final score:

5points

POST

Jessica Temple 6 years ago

yes, it is one day older and of course it's not the same mom!!

2points

#272

He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

Final score:

5points

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Tamalee Person 6 years ago

Why can’t he have both?

7points

#273

This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

Final score:

5points

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Chelle Jones 6 years ago

But Mom, flushing is the potty reward. Don't you know that?

1point

#274

I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

I've actually heard of pregnant women eating dirt (in the American South)

0points

#275

Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

He's just grumpy bc he lost 2 hours sleep. That makes me pretty grumpy

1point

#276

I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Well, of course. The dryer stole his blankie.

2points

#277

She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

cute glasses

1point

#278

Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Well, if it's that cherry flavored kind, who can blame him

2points

#279

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

"But you're drinking it!"

0points

#280

Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Pretty little Ginger

0points

#281

Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

Final score:

5points

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Christel von Shelton 5 years ago

I have to agree on that one little cuties, I would cry too!!

0points

#282

I Turned Off Paw Patrol

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Wait a few years, when you put parental controls on the Internet

2points

#283

I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

Final score:

5points

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Eleanor Ragsdale 6 years ago

The two things he probably likes most. And they don't go together. Swimming in PJs would get wet pj's that the dryer will steal.

0points

#284

He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

So you won't go to prison

2points

#285

His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Give him some junk mail to play with

0points

#286

Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

Final score:

5points

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Hewwo 6 years ago

Nice suit!

2points

#287

I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

Final score:

5points

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Gracie Mae 5 years ago

WHY ON EARTH NOT? it's never too early to let them learn how to clean! by the time they're a teen, the novelty will have worn off--let them vacuum, sweep or anything else they WANT to do! (within reason, of course, and as long as they aren't getting hurt)

0points

#288

When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

Final score:

5points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Non parent asking this question but why not wake them up for dinner? She probably won't sleep properly when she does go to bed now.

5points

#289

I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Saw him in a different pic. Who could forget that hair?

2points

#290

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

Final score:

5points

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Chris Jones 6 years ago

why not? you put it on your own breakfast. nothing wrong with a bit of harmless trial and error. some of these posts i honestly have to ask "why not." Salt on cereal is an odd one, but let em try it and see why not. Some of the other posts like "i wont let her touch the stove" make perfect sense - but you should still tell the kid why they should not as opposed to something like "because i said so" (which is what we heard a lot of when growing up)

8points

#291

Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

Final score:

5points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Maybe she liked the sensation or sound?

2points

#292

I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

Final score:

5points

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Gracie Mae 5 years ago

put a dab on that baby's tongue, one time, may cure that!

0points

#293

We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

Final score:

5points

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Heidrance 6 years ago

in my experience, the quickest cure for wanting to eat pet food is to eat pet food.

14points

#294

I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

She saw you eating it.

0points

#295

Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

Final score:

5points

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BusLady 6 years ago

In these situations, just let them taste it. They won't ask again.

3points

#296

This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

Final score:

4points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Okay, I'm not sure, but isn't he a little old to be upset by something like that?

11points

#297

I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Just take it apart and say "Now you have 2"

2points

#298

The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

Final score:

4points

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Chelle Jones 6 years ago

I would have ran ya over with it. LOL

1point

#299

There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Maybe she saw it land on her toothbrush

1point

#300

Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

I see a lot of high chairs with food served directly on the tray. Makes more sense than a plate they can pick up and toss.

3points

#301

We Ran Out Of String Cheese

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Not the end of the world, dear. Eat something else.

2points

#302

I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

Final score:

4points

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Cat Nip Gal 4 years ago

Why not, maybe he wants to be a girl instead...

0points

#303

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

So if she found it on the table, she would be allowed to eat it? Lol

0points

#304

I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Mommy paid a lot for that eyeliner. Here's a crayon instead

0points

#305

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

Final score:

4points

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Gracie Mae 5 years ago

Why not? what's it going to hurt? let her try, she'll see she can't & hopefully learn a lesson. sometimes i don't understand why parents turn teaching moments into wars--it could've been a teaching moment!

0points

#306

I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

Final score:

4points

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Sara Lang 6 years ago

Oh! You wicked, wicked parent! (wink)

0points

#307

I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Just let her play with your expensive I-Phone

-3points

#308

Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away

Final score:

4points

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Kerry Counahan 6 years ago

Let him dust buster, already.

1point

#309

He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

Final score:

4points

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Alex K 6 years ago

he's right , you know

4points

#310

I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

A kid who WANTS to take a bath!!!???

2points

#311

When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

Final score:

4points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Not really, surely?

4points

#312

Her Fingers Are Pruny

Final score:

4points

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Jon Chevalier 6 years ago

playing in the toilet bowl...

0points

#313

“I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

How else would you dance?

-2points

#314

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

Final score:

4points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Wasn't that necklace on an earlier child?

2points

#315

Because I Gave Juice

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Shoulda given him pie

3points

#316

Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

It's like she's saying "Why, God, why?"

2points

#317

"You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Looks like someone didn't want to finish eating dinner

2points

#318

She Changed Her Mind

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Is that a Coke dispenser?

2points

#319

Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

Final score:

4points

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

TAKE THE DARN CHEESE STICK BRO!!!!

2points

#320

I Broke His Hamburger

Final score:

4points

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I hated when my mother did that!

4points

#321

I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

Final score:

4points

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Chelle Jones 6 years ago

Well he is a big boy now.

1point

#322

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

When she gets hungry later, remind her that's all she wanted.

2points

#323

I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Well, the way it's packaged..... Even I would think it's kid food, until I read it. And this child is too young to read.

4points

#324

It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies

Final score:

4points

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Chris Jones 6 years ago

but why..

2points

#325

The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

Final score:

4points

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Nadja Lambacher 6 years ago

ohh he is adorable!

4points

#326

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Shoes

Final score:

4points

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Jon Chevalier 6 years ago

what with eating shoes???

1point

#327

She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

Final score:

4points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Nope - looks like it was chocolate.

7points

#328

He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

Final score:

4points

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#329

Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

Final score:

4points

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

I can attest to this being annoying as a runner...

4points

#330

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

That baby gate is absolutely essential

2points

#331

She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Let her try the old one on, and feel that it doesn't fit anymore.

2points

#332

Crying Because She Can't Reach The Dog

Final score:

4points

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Egle Matos 6 years ago

awww

3points

#333

You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

Final score:

4points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Why not? Layering is a thing

3points

#334

If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

Final score:

4points

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Chelle Jones 6 years ago

But I am willing to settle for daily chocolate.

1point

#335

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

Final score:

3points

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#336

My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

Final score:

3points

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Kerry Counahan 6 years ago

Maybe...if it was...angel hair pasta!!!

1point

#337

The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat

Final score:

3points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Well, yes.

6points

#338

Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

Final score:

3points

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Kerry Counahan 6 years ago

Jeez, everyone, just let your kids vacuum.

1point

#339

I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes

Final score:

3points

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Jon Chevalier 6 years ago

so?? take them away..

1point

#340

Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

Final score:

3points

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Nubmaeme 6 years ago

Down vote if you want to but I firmly believe that if you start giving in to such nonsense, it will only get worse as they get older. When it came to meals, my Dad believed in "eat or go hungry". He didn't make any distinction whether we were 2 or 20. We ate what Mom put on the table for us and we kept our mouths shut. If we didn't eat, we were not allowed anything except water until the next meal. And I raised my family the same way.

24points

#341

I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

Final score:

3points

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Jessica Temple 6 years ago

He knows that coffee has antioxidants that are good for you and Coke Zero is, well... not.

5points

#342

Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

Final score:

3points

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Sue Prewitt 6 years ago

And you think that's cute?

4points

#343

When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

Final score:

3points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

So don't take the picture. She'd probably be okay another day wearing it.

0points

#344

She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

Final score:

3points

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Carole Reid 6 years ago

Tell me about it.

3points

#345

I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

Final score:

3points

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The Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Why on earth couldn't she go in the kitchen? Did he throw the knives into the draw from a distance or something? There may be a good explanation I know but sometimes parents have bizarre reasons. I thought it as a child and I still think it as an adult.

3points