This is why when my ex suggested we continue to share an amazon account I just laughed at him.

#tinygeologist

When the cops just print out a whole batch of coloring sheets just to do this:

MHAHA

Hah. Try that one over here. All my walls are solid concrete.

😂 lol

mastermind !!

Love this!

Wtf, Steve?!

Oops... That woman means business!

A human in the crosswalk! Yeah, if you honked at me while walking where and when I'm supposed to be walking... I'd also stop and take my time.

Raccoons stole mine. It got caught up on house frame as they tried to pull it below. I got it back but saw a full sheet down there - not mine.

Hehe I’ve done something similar but bought an arts and crafts set with tonnes of little rhinestones and multiple packs of glitter

Trump Tales

Clever

I’d like to use that. Edit: I did not think that through very well did I

car owner will leave them on the street for sure

Looking at Stephanie's plate, it doesnt look like she didnt like it.

pff- this is nothing. If you really want to be mean, hide a piece of cheese in an air vent. Wait.

We’ve a guy in our community who is an ADA attorney & he’s known for filing lawsuits left & right for denial of access. He’s also in a wheelchair. If you contact him with any public ADA violation, he’ll typically head right to the scene. He then contacts the city & lets them know they’re not enforcing federal ADA laws. They know his routine and typically send the correct dept to the scene immediately, lest he file another suit. They’ll move anything blocking any public access as logistically quick as possible, especially cars or rental scooters. I once came across him watching public works remove scaffolding off the side of an office building because there wasn’t proper signage and detour for the blocked sidewalk. This dude has made a fortune this way, but it’s also a public service.

I would do that! Actually, I've suggested to my daughter that she might like to paint one of the pride flags on our external chimney breast. It's on the upper storey of our house and visible for quite some distance.

Petty Labelle...lol

Is the chair ok?

Leave a scissor there but in the unopenable clamshell packaging

Husband is an idiot. First step in identifying a leak is to clean up the existing water. Second step is to turn on the appliance and see where (if anywhere) the water is coming from. If husband is spending two hours on this, he's an idiot.

That’s a taxi & limousine commission number on it, so complaints & pics can be reported against their license/medallion.

Ahh, good old Aussie mannerisms I see

You missed a spot

Can openers are only a couple of quid... I would have left all the tins but removed ALL the labels instead...!!

Ann might get them anyway....through her windows.

Oku-san (wife is Japanese) may be polite enough to feed you but she ain't taking your sh*t at all. Pretty mild in a way but still a serious show of intent.

🎶Did John come from a land down under🎶

ok dwight

I would never do this - young children can't be held responsible for not understanding their body clock!

Great move...unless they like stuff like that.

Enjoy it. It'll be your last act on this Earth.

Why not tow it? I think that would have been much better because of the huge inconvenience and cost.

The Grudge!

I'm a smoker and I'll be damned before I just toss my cig butts any ol where. They either go in the bottle of water in my car, the one on the back deck or (after being a bazillion percent it's extinguished) into an outdoor trashcan. I've damned myself to an early grave, it doesn't mean I need to take the planet with me

This was really well done. So well done I believe this was much more cathartic-petty than angry-petty

Baby Shark/Crazy Frog mash up on a loop.

I worked at a place with a joker like this. So our revenge was to come in one evening and get an cube panel from the leftovers on another floor and wall in his cube. We used all of the proper items to connect the cube panels, so you couldn't tell where it was supposed to be. He came in one morning after a hard night of partying, and it took 20 minutes for him to figure out that his cube was missing.

As the saying goes, he'll cry all the way to the bank.

So many pairs of leopardskin boots!

Why TF do people steal other people's food? But my answer to the question is both.

They just had a cutout of Deanna troi ready to go?

Rich knows what he did.

Vending machine owner "nice!"

No ants yet?