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50 Times People’s Petty Revenge Was So Iconic It Had To Be Celebrated Online (New Pics)
When someone wrongs us, there are really two choices. To forgive and peacefully move on, or to get creative and craft the perfect revenge plan.
People on this Bored Panda list chose the second option and carried it out in the most hilarious way possible. From filling donuts with mustard to paying back a lost bet in pennies, scroll down to see the most masterful ways these petty university alumni got back at people who tried to play them. May this be a public service announcement to never be a jerk to others!
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#1
Pettiness Takes A Lot Of Effort
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#2
Do Not Mess With A Geologist
Tele Avision 1 year ago
I've must have dated a tiny #geologist, because that what happened to my heart.
Load More Replies... Craig Boddys 1 year ago
Break that boulder tiny geologist...., Break that boulder on the driveway. (To the tune of tiny dancer).
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Maybe they knew she is a geologist and placed that bolder there. Hoping you would do away with it with your geologist tools. Ha! Highly unlikely but a clever hypothesis on my part. :-)
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
Dammit! So many of my plots are foiled by tiny geologists. Maybe it's time I stop basing my strategy on putting rocks down and expecting them to stay put.
#3
Southlake PD For The Win
Dawn Chan 1 year ago
When the cops just print out a whole batch of coloring sheets just to do this:
tee-lena 1 year ago
Should have been a ticket. Able bodied folk get almost an entire parking lots. Leave ours alone!
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Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
"But your parking spaces are too small!" - No, dumbass, your car is too effing big! Just because you feel the need to block an elephants' worth of room for your hulk of a pénis advert doesn't mean every supermarket has to redesign their parking lot to accomodate your greedy árse.
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Gibberint Dark 1 year ago (edited)
Police officers with a sense of humour...? What's the world coming to...!!
It turns out that people seek revenge because, in the moment, it feels quite rewarding. This was revealed by a group of Swiss researchers who wanted to figure out what happens in the brain when someone takes revenge.
They observed brain scans of people who had been wronged during a game in the laboratory. Then they gave these participants the opportunity to get back at the other person. During the minute the victim contemplated revenge, their brain activity was recorded. Immediately, the researchers noticed action flowing into the caudate nucleus, a part of the brain responsible for reward processes.
#4
Love The Level Of Pettiness
Sarah 1 year ago
My husband and I used to sit upstairs on the Roku app and change the channel while the kids were watching something downstairs. We'd crack up. I thought that was the pinnacle of parent humor until I started playing dumb songs on Alexa from the app. It stops on the app, I press play, and repeat until I get an exasperated phone call.
Gozer LeGozerian 1 year ago
Please stop saying finna". Being purposely illiterate isn't a flex
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago
If I was him, I'd log into wifi settings and cut her phone off. XD
#5
Madlad Waits 11 Years To Get Revenge For His Wall
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago
I wanna see someone try it here. Houses here are either solid concrete, bricks or a foot thick wood. XD
Strahd Ivarius 1 year ago
how to say you live in America without saying you live in America... it never happens in a German castle !
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago
Or anywhere in Europe. My walls are made from half a meter thick solid blocks of wood. My grandma's wall is like a meter thick concrete strengthened by steel rebars and stones. Like I literally need special drill to put up a freaking picture. Damn thing would probably surive a nuke blast. XD
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Bob Connely 1 year ago
Just don't punch a wall where the Sheetrock is attached to a structural stud
#6
Portrait Client Was Insufferably Rude, So Photographer Gets His Revenge
Kat O. 1 year ago
The two bushes in front of him look like balls, so he looks like a penis.
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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 year ago
He asset stripped his employees pension fund to the tune of £500 million. C. U. N. T. of the highest order.
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Another motivation for revenge, according to Fade Eadeh, an assistant professor of psychology at Seattle University, is believing in a fair world. “Good things happen to good people,” he says, “and bad things happen to bad people.” When supposedly a good person experiences something bad, they might be driven to even things.
#7
This Should Make Monday At Work More Interesting
Poison Ivy/Boo 1 year ago (edited)
For anyone not aware, Coleman's mustard is HOT! I thought it would be like French's American mustard, it's not. I used the same amount as I would normally and after eating, I swear I could hear colours!
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Oh you sweet Summer child. We do mustard properly in the UK ;)
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JET 1 year ago
Had to do something similar a few weeks ago. I work for a large company with about 500 employees on the clock at any given time. The culprit steals peoples lunches etc. Its really hard to get through a 12 hr shift without food. So here's what I did. I put and entire bottle of blue food coloring inside a blueberry filled donut. Let's just say the culprit was caught and fired. Sorta like that blue dye that explodes on on stolen money. We are finally getting cameras installed in the break rooms. Your welcome.. and feel to do the same. His whole face was from upper nose area onto his chin were covered in blue dye. IF YOU'RE A BAKER? YOU Know what I mean!!
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
He would have been wearing the evidence of his crimes for a couple of days! Love it!
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Cool crow 1 year ago
I wish I knew. It must have been fun to watch this prank, eh?
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JET 1 year ago
Guess my comment didn't post. So here here goes. .. enjoy.. Had a similar situation quite awhile now. Some culprit keeps stealing our lunches. I work with a large company with no less than 500 people on the clock at any time. IT'S TOTALLY HARD to work 12 hr shifts without food. So ? I did this. I put an entire bottle of blue food coloring inside a blueberry filled donut. You're welcome.. culpprit caught!! He was fired and we are finally getting cameras in our break areas. He was covered in Blue dye!!!
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Well, you are a random hungry hamster. So that makes sense. Lol!
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#8
Valentine's Day At 5:30 AM Part 2: Revenge
Exactly one year ago, I surprised my less than morning people family with a 5:30 AM Valentine's Day breakfast at IHOP. Last night my wife warned me not to do that again today. I agreed, and then proceeded to work late at my office until nearly 2 AM. Then at 5:30 this morning, my kids woke me up with a "Surprise Daddy! We're taking you to IHOP!" My wife was standing behind them with an evil grin. Vengence was hers.
Coffee helped, but I was still barely awake. My wife on the other hand, was happy and perky. Turns out, getting back at me is something that makes it easy for her to get up early!
TTorrest Author 1 year ago
Dude, you started it. Why would you think a 5:30 breakfast was a good idea in the first place?
tl gmc 1 year ago
The one time I did this with my family and they knew about two month in advance, is because we were going to Palm Springs and I wanted to drive with no traffic. It was just 1 day and we had a lot of fun, but when we got home the next day, we slept all day.
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#9
Steve Wasn't An Honest Man
However, while initially, revenge might be satisfying, it quickly becomes bitter. Scientists have found that instead of delivering ‘justice’, revenge prolongs the unpleasantness of the original wrongdoing, creating a cursed cycle of retaliation.
#10
I’ve Been Nerfed By The New Neighbor Kids Unarmed For The Last Time. Vengeance Will Be Swift
BrunoVI 1 year ago
HOW IS THIS PETTY REVENGE? This is glorious meeting the enemy on their terms and kicking a*s!
Load More Replies... kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
This is not petty or spiteful at all. This is just a really cool lady. Being a really fun neighbor to those kids. Love thy neighbor yall!
Sunny Day 1 year ago
We had some electrical work done on my house when I was a kid. The electrician was very good with annoying kids. When he was done for the day, he joined in on the water balloon fight we were having. I still remember watching him chase my brother 3 blocks down the street, water balloon aloft and ready to fire.
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Indosidius 1 year ago
She's Sarah Connor telling the Terminator: "Come with me if you want to live."
FABULOUS1 1 year ago
This past Christmas all the kids got Nerf guns, and since we already had several in the house it was a Christmas day Nerf war. It was honestly so much fun, and stopped everyone standing around telling me their hungry while I cook. This year the war shall continue, everyone not just the kids will get a nerf gun and sides must be chosen. I am taking the kids down first.
#11
I'm Against Wasting Other People's Time, But That Said, If You're Going To Do It, You Should Certainly Do It With Style
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
A human in the crosswalk! Yeah, if you honked at me while walking where and when I'm supposed to be walking... I'd also stop and take my time.
Elio 1 year ago
A few days ago the car behind me was mad that I didn't run over the old dude with a cane.
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
I did that today. I'm walking from home to the bus stop, FIVE METRES from the end of the one lane alley where my front door is. An idiot in a car honked at me. FIVE FKCUING METRES, and he couldn't wait the 5-10 seconds it would take me to move. So stopped, turned, and glared at him. Five or so minutes, later, he backed down the alley to the other end.
Katiekat 1 year ago
That's when you'd see my rather amazing morph into Quasimodo, complete with limp and hunchback. Scary and funny at the same time. I do a mean Quasimodo impersonation... esp in crosswalks when people honk at me.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
On the one hand, people are scared of being kidnapped or shot but on the other, not of being run over by a provoked motorist. Does not compute.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
The people on the one hand are not necessarily the same people as those on the other hand.
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Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
Was there a stop light there also, so did jumping Jack's until the light turned red to delay the person who honked?
Christine Wild 1 year ago
People in the crosswalks legally have the right away, so maybe chill. When you’re in a big rush, just means you get to the next red light faster..
#12
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free
leendadll 1 year ago
Raccoons stole mine. It got caught up on house frame as they tried to pull it below. I got it back but saw a full sheet down there - not mine.
axle f 1 year ago
...so, you're saying....maybe she's a raccoon? (squints)....I...I can see it..
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Tele Avision 1 year ago
I had a "Bye, Felicia" doormat. After the 3rd time it was stolen, I quit buying a new one.
Lost Penny 1 year ago
I had a wooden monkey on my front porch. Some squirrels worked together and made away with it. RIP, monkey!
Focusing on revenge might take our minds off the individual who hurt us, becoming a distraction from fully experiencing the pain. After the feeling of reward wears off, we’re left to suffer from what happened to us initially.
#13
Next Year Go For The Craft Set That Includes 1000 Beads
Castles 1 year ago
Hehe I’ve done something similar but bought an arts and crafts set with tonnes of little rhinestones and multiple packs of glitter
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I have a friend who is just the sweetest person around. I was with her when she bought a drumset for her grandkids. I looked at her and asked her what the heck did her daughter-in-law do to deserve that, it must have been really bad to warrant such a loud gift
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago (edited)
Hey! Anyone who wants rhinestones can come vacuum them out of my office rug. (I deal in, and repair, vintage costume jewelry so I have LOTS of rhinestones laying around)
Racing Tadpole 1 year ago
My mother bought her nephew a drum for Xmas, it only lasted a few hours until someone 'trod' on it . In revenge for buying me a pull along dog that made a clanking sound as it moved, I loved that dog 🐕
Sue Ellen Jensen 1 year ago
My stupid, chauvinist, hypocritical and overly-religious brother-in-law only grew up with brothers and a traditional mother so karma gifted him two daughters. He wouldn't let my sister (tells you part of the problem) buy trendy, cute clothes for them when they were in grade school. My younger sister and I delighted in giving them birthday and Christmas presents they would actually like!
#14
Dave Looks Like He Hasn’t Learned The Concept Of Consequences
Dont Sellmyinfo 1 year ago (edited)
Construction isn’t cheap. I’m sure the billboard costs thousands of dollars less than Dave owes him
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#15
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker As She Was Making My Lunch For Work
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
The plastic American "cheese" was punishment enough, even without the wrapper.
Therefore, experts don’t recommend using revenge as the first plan of action. Instead, it might be a good idea to think through all the potential outcomes. Or try giving the wrongdoer the benefit of the doubt. Ask yourself, "What could have caused their behavior?" There's a chance that it was the fault of something out of their control.
#16
For $5, This Shelter Will Write The Name Of The Person You Hate On A Cat Litter Box
Lord_CrumbleGamer 1 year ago (edited)
I’d like to use that. Edit: I did not think that through very well did I
Deborah B 1 year ago
Add a feature: For $10, the shelter sends a pic of the litter tray to the address or phone number of the target. "Who did you p**s off, John? Someone has paid to put your name on the bottom of a littertray, to be pissed on by feral cats." Then send another message "To have your name removed from a feral cat litter tray, donate $5. To have your name removed, and the originator notified of the nullification of their symbolic vengence donate $10."
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Should charge more. Shelters could aways use mire money to help all the kitties!!
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Missy VanWinkle 1 year ago
Oh, this should be MUCH higher. Upvoted for shelter fund-raising!!!!
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
For just $5 I'll write whatever you want on my cats litter tub :)
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
I'd pay an extra $5 for a pic of the cat píssing on the name I wrote. And another $5 for a pic of a giant turd on the name. And then I'll post them to my social media. To spread the word about the charity, of course!!
#17
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
Karina 1 year ago
People who saw will take the clean up as a community, just to talk about it with glee.
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Sharon Attwood 1 year ago
Unfortunately, the bins are on wheels, so easy to move out of the way…too easy to get out! Next time bring some boulders along just in case.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
It took me a moment to find the 6th bin in the upper photo haha. Thought for a moment they materialized an extra one just for the revenge.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
True, but they had to pull them all out anyway and this way he definitely needs to move 1.
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Seadog 1 year ago
This one reminds me of my son. long story short, he made a delivery to a hospital, crane was already on scene and waiting, area was pylon'd off but of course Karen ahs to have her way, parks and goes inside. My son questioned the car and they told him she was warned and they don't have time to wait for a tow. They park him right next to her car, so close the drivers door can't be opened. Of course she comes out and actually demands they let her out, To bad so sad. They're already making the lift. While being efficient at getting the item to it's destination, everything else moved at a snails pace which also included my son closing the curtain on his Conestoga trailer. She was finally able to leave 3 hours later. All because she refused to park in a lot 50 feet away.
#18
Classic Stephanie
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Looking at Stephanie's plate, it doesnt look like she didnt like it.
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
Why are people down voting this? I see the resemblance as well. Here's an upvote.
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Mike Barbadora 1 year ago
Looks like Stephanie doesn't pass on any meals no matter from where!!!
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I, too, have worked with Stephanieccini Alfredo in more than one office
Talking through your feelings with someone who sees the situation objectively might also help to prevent carrying out revenge. It can be a friend or a mental health professional. Holding onto resentment takes away your precious time and energy; letting go of it can help restore power and peace without searching for ways to get even.
#19
Petty Spice Was Always My Favorite Spice Girl
xolitaire 1 year ago
pff- this is nothing. If you really want to be mean, hide a piece of cheese in an air vent. Wait.
Judy Reynolds 1 year ago
I read somewhere that shrimp works well, if you don't want to waste the cheese!
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Sunny Day 1 year ago
Take all the TP, napkins, and paper towels, along with the books, newspapers and magazines. Leave no paper in the house.
tee-lena 1 year ago
Sounds like Murray is the type of man to have f****d up bad enough that this was done to him. So sad
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BoredPamda 1 year ago
My ex took every wall port & charger, every pair of nail clippers, and every bottle of cooking oil out of the kitchen. But he left a burrito in the microwave that I found four days after he moved out. 🤢
John Mosley 1 year ago
A light dusting of cayenne on his tp would be hardly noticeable...initially.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
That is infinitely more cruel should there be a woman use it first
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
Dump glitter into the Air conditioner/heat vents in their car, so the first time they turn on either it will look like someone slaughtered Tinkerbell. Glitter is the Herpes of the craft world and is FOREVER because you are never getting rid of that s**t.
Seadog 1 year ago
Friend of a friend. She took everything that wasn't a part of the home. This included the wall plates and door knobs. He came home to an empty house with exposed light switches and outlets. I figure she probably would've taken those too but either didn't have time or didn't want to work in the dark
#20
This Guy Would Always Park His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk, Blocking The Path For Wheelchair Access. I Think Someone Finally Had Enough
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
We’ve a guy in our community who is an ADA attorney & he’s known for filing lawsuits left & right for denial of access. He’s also in a wheelchair. If you contact him with any public ADA violation, he’ll typically head right to the scene. He then contacts the city & lets them know they’re not enforcing federal ADA laws. They know his routine and typically send the correct dept to the scene immediately, lest he file another suit. They’ll move anything blocking any public access as logistically quick as possible, especially cars or rental scooters. I once came across him watching public works remove scaffolding off the side of an office building because there wasn’t proper signage and detour for the blocked sidewalk. This dude has made a fortune this way, but it’s also a public service.
DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl 1 year ago (edited)
"Yeah, I know it's blocking the handicap spot, but -" *Wheelchair Dave zooms around the corner* "But we're...gonna fix it! Right now, immediately!"
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kay321 1 year ago (edited)
At my old job we had two car parks (the second one was nearly empty all the time), but as I was walking back I saw a car had pulled up onto the pavement and blocking it, which was also one of two fire escape routes. I reported it to security and they put out a tannoy and when the man came down he complained that the car park was full, security said there's a second car park and he said he didn't know and that there's no signs. Security said, you are "parked" right beside it (as in couldn't open his door fully or he'd have hit the sign) and said he wasn't moving it. Security said "I'd advise you move it now because there's people in wheelchairs in this building and they wouldn't be able to get past him otherwise without touching his car", he got the message and then called me an interfering b***h and that I wasn't a traffic warden and it was none of my business. They said you're right she isn't a traffic warden but she is in charge of premises for this building.
Hannah Taylor 1 year ago
Who is well within her rights to call the police, who ARE traffic wardens. I doubt if Sir Douchebag would deliver that same speech to the ones with the badges, handcuffs, tazers, and guns.
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Scooter riders do that ALL THE TIME here, especially at night. Knocking them over is the only thing that gets their attention because the city stops impounding illegal parking after 6.
tee-lena 1 year ago
I've trashed my own share. They were putting them where wheelchair accessible bus stops were. The busses won't let us on unless we are in a specific spot. I can walk, and kick them down. I wasn't the only one who trashed them. Luckily the city banned them for a bit and then brought back rules.
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#21
Recently Someone Stomped The Pride Flag We Keep In The Front Yard. My Level Of Retaliation May Have Reached Petty
Jennik 1 year ago
I would do that! Actually, I've suggested to my daughter that she might like to paint one of the pride flags on our external chimney breast. It's on the upper storey of our house and visible for quite some distance.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
It's 2024! Can people just stop being homophobic? Live and let live? Stop being an @$$hole?
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Sadly, I would not be at all surprised if someone (not necessarily the original stomper) stomped on these too. Religious mania and sexual insecurity are powerful motivators.
In addition, David Chester, an associate professor of psychology at Virginia Commonwealth University, suggests finding other, non-harmful, ways to communicate to someone how they hurt you. “As long as you feel like the other party gets it, they understood what they did to you, they feel remorse for it, especially if they express manifest actions and commitments that they won’t do it again and they will try and undo some of the harm they did,” he says, “people don’t want vengeance anymore.”
#22
"Petty Labelle" Makes Me So Happy. Now I Gotta Find Something To Be Petty About Just So I Can Use That
JennyH 1 year ago
That term is permanently in my vocabulary now! Thank you for your wise words!!
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#23
My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct-Taped Him To A Chair
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
The One Easy Trick Your Younger Siblings Will HATE!
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Petra 1 year ago
Duct tape doesn't stick to the mouth very well. The movies are lying to you. And fyi, I say this as an older sibling, not as an axe murderer. XD
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Hannah Taylor 1 year ago
Let me guess......Dad's turn to watch the baby, right?
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Zoey Rayne 1 year ago
Meanwhile, my little sister used to ask me to tie her to a chair with a jump rope just so she could try to escape. She was quite good at her Houdini routine. XD
#24
This Is What Happens When You Take Up Two Parking Spaces
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Just be careful with such actions - very occasionally there is a genuine reason for taking 2 spaces. Shortly after my son was born, I took him to the doctor's for a check up. We had moved house a while ago, but hadn't yet moved doctor, so I had to take the car. With my wheelchair, the only way I could get him safely in and out of the car was to fling the door wide. All the blue badge spaces were taken, so I had to take 2 regular spaces (there were no other car parks in the area and on-street parking isn't possible). I explained all this to the lovely lady on reception and she said it was absolutely fine. At the end of the appointment I came out to find a note on my car, and burst into tears in the middle of the car park. Hormones and sleep deprivation can play havoc with your sense of proportion! That said, yes, most of the people who do this are just selfish poopoo heads.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I have a notice in my glove box to slap on the driver's side window for exactly that reason - it's along the lines of "I know it looks like I parked like a tool, but my wheelchair and I genuinely need the extra space. Please don't park next to me, the faster I can get in my car and out of these spaces, the better for everyone"
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Before you do, please consider that some of us may have genuine reasons for needing to do this. @SparkDragon and I are both wheelchair users (she has already commented on here), and have needed to park across two spaces when the disabled spaces are all taken (legitimately or otherwise). We literally can't get out of the car otherwise.
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Kiss Army 1 year ago (edited)
We were in our car about to get out and a guy pulled in and got out of his car and rolled a shopping cart that was in the parking lot by his car away from his car and into our car. My husband waited until he went into the store and sacrificed his shoe lace to tie the cart to the guys car with many tight and impress knots. If we hadn't been on a schedule, we would have parked in another part of the parking lot and watched him return to his car.
Hannah Taylor 1 year ago
Better yet, use a grinder lock. After they're finished paying the locksmith to remove it, they might be a little wiser.
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Robert Skinner 1 year ago
The fact that us grown adults are plotting this a******s demise with scissors and zip ties and clam shells is a fact that this is truly deserved
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Before you do, please consider that some of us may have genuine reasons for needing to do this. @SparkDragon and I are both wheelchair users (she has already commented on here), and have needed to park across two spaces when the disabled spaces are all taken (legitimately or otherwise). We literally can't get out of the car otherwise.
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Other great ways to release the pent-up energy are to go for a walk, sign up for an art class, do a fun DIY project, or plan a meeting with friends. Anything that wouldn’t give the transgressor the pleasure to see that they upset you. “By virtue of focusing on making your life good, you’ve thwarted their attempts at hurting you,” Chester said.
#25
Masterful
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Husband is an idiot. First step in identifying a leak is to clean up the existing water. Second step is to turn on the appliance and see where (if anywhere) the water is coming from. If husband is spending two hours on this, he's an idiot.
Tabitha 1 year ago
Well, he was an idiot to p**s his wife off, so turnabout is fair play.
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Geordie Girl 1 year ago
I'll have to remember that one. But I'll make sure to take some water out of the bottom of the dishwasher for better effect.
Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
Sounds like you'll end up with an actually broken dishwasher after this
Cassie 1 year ago
I think one of my (adult) kids tried this on me. He was over visiting and told me my dishwasher was leaking. There was a puddle there, but the cycle was on drying, so I couldn't identify where it leaked. Cleaned it up and checked it frequently on the next run, but it never leaked. It hasn't leaked since.
Craig Boddys 1 year ago
And then the whole world smiled and clapped, and you were announced as queen of the world........
#26
Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely. Handwriting? Horrible
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
That’s a taxi & limousine commission number on it, so complaints & pics can be reported against their license/medallion.
Doofnuts 1 year ago
I carry business cards in my truck that say "roses are red, violets are blue, you park like s**t, so here's a f**k you".
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Yeah, what's up with these people hating on handwriting. Is it legible? Yes? Then it's fine.
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#27
Parking In Australia
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I actually left a similar note on the car who kept parking a foot off from me regardless of where I parked my car. It did nothing. Those people finally moved and now I can open my car doors.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I used to have this little sign that I made multiple copies of and kept in my car. It said "Next time leave a f*****g can opener so I can move my car a*****e. Learn how to f*****g drive!"
Seadog 1 year ago
Have I double parked? Yes, but when I do it's so far away that nobody really cares. The funniest though was when my best friends wife was in the hospital. She basically spent the last 3 months of her pregnancy in there. So I would go by and sit with her most evenings as I had nothing else to do. It's after business hours so the parking lot is a ghost town. I'm parked on the last row and one night a security guard stops me and tells me to stop parking so sloppy. Really? Dude, there's 6 cars in the whole dang parking lot. You're the only person in the whole world who gives s**t how I'm parked.
#28
Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping
the_avenging_knight (her/she) 1 year ago
Those few different colored tiles irk me in a way I didn't know was possible.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 1 year ago
I'm glad it's not just me. I love your username, by the way.
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Jenny Mason 1 year ago
I have no problem with this. My daughter is going through the pain of a fractured L5 vertebrae because her co-worker didn't tell her the floor was wet and only had one sign out that was in a tucked away corner of the cafe.
#29
Lucky Dip Time
Gibberint Dark 1 year ago
Can openers are only a couple of quid... I would have left all the tins but removed ALL the labels instead...!!
Steve Hall 1 year ago
Yeah, but if she is gone, you probably have enough money to eat out everyday.
Mike m 1 year ago
But you have to wait 2 days for Amazon to deliver a new one. You can starve in that time.
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#30
My Neighbor Took These Without Asking, So I Took Them Back And Placed Them In My Front Yard For Free
#31
Bento Box Of A Japanese Husband The Day After Quarreling With His Wife
The chopsticks are in the food container and the food is in the chopstick container.
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
Oku-san (wife is Japanese) may be polite enough to feed you but she ain't taking your sh*t at all. Pretty mild in a way but still a serious show of intent.
DrBronxx 1 year ago
A Japanese guy I know didn't realise his wife was fighting with him until it was too late. Basically, she was a golf widow. He kept going to play golf with his friends and coworkers, and she would say "Sure, have fun", because she was obligated to say so. Then, one day he came home from work and all of his golf clubs had been snapped in half. Not exactly petty, but perhaps the height of passive aggressiveness.
#32
Get Up And Do Some Work, John
Duck 1 year ago
And worked all his life to save $1m and buy a 0m^2 apartment block
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Cindy Brick 1 year ago
Maybe all of the dozens of road crew guys I see standing around...are also called John. All over the U.S.
#33
Get Wrecked, Jim
The Magic Capybara of Doom 1 year ago
You are an amazing, beautiful human! I LOVE THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!
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#34
Can't Wait To Do This To My Daughter
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I would never do this - young children can't be held responsible for not understanding their body clock!
Johnnynatfan 1 year ago
Oh get over yourself. She’s 12 years old. She will be fine. Jesus Christ lighten up.
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Zoey Rayne 1 year ago
Congrats, you now have a cranky preteen with a summer's worth of free time on her hands. What was her revenge?
Robert Skinner 1 year ago
I would never do this (look in very casual) it would be so wrong (again looking very casual ) to scream at the top of your lungs at 5:00 in the morning to wake up only to have nothing to show for it
#35
I Guess I Shouldn't Have Used Her Coffee Creamer
Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
Wouldn't be surprised if there was someone who started drinking it BECAUSE of that.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Not much of a get-back. They say breast milk is so safe that you could even feed it to new-born babies.
tee-lena 1 year ago
Cuz someone kept stealing her creamer so she filled empty bottle with breast milk. It's a us creamer (flavored) and in the United States breast milk is forbidden and icky to most folks so finding out they drank breast milk freaked them out.
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Avoidance_Panda 1 year ago
Side question... So is coffee creamer like long life milk?...or something completely different...
tee-lena 1 year ago
Not a long life creamer. It's cream, milk and flavoring like vanilla or caramel. It's yummy but if you use it it's not real coffee according to my mom
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WindySwede 1 year ago
Depends on food intage, if medicin are allowed, et cetera?
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#36
Revenge Is Sweet
lauren hughes 1 year ago
Enjoy your laptop self destructing when the cooling vents get clogged with cat hair 😅
#37
There Is A Road Being Built Next To My Friend's House And Some Idiot Parked His Car There Yesterday
An excavator arrived in the morning and beeped for a long time, but no one came for the car. As a result, the worker came up with the perfect plan for revenge.
Zoe's Mom 1 year ago
Why not tow it? I think that would have been much better because of the huge inconvenience and cost.
#38
Don't Spy On Your Coworkers
A colleague at work installed a webcam and connected to it from home, sniffing out what was going on in the office while he was away. The payback didn't take long to arrive.
Shadow 6 months ago
That looks more like Teketeke to me, based of the pose.
Load More Replies... Melinda Flick 1 year ago
Colleague or boss/owner? I worked for a DVM who did that. Nasty unpleasant man. I was extra grateful to leave for another job!
#39
Neighbor Smokes In The Balcony Outside Our Unit And Dumps His Butts On The Ground. Thought Taping A Note To His Front Door Was A Fun Way To Address The Issue
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 1 year ago
I'm a smoker and I'll be damned before I just toss my cig butts any ol where. They either go in the bottle of water in my car, the one on the back deck or (after being a bazillion percent it's extinguished) into an outdoor trashcan. I've damned myself to an early grave, it doesn't mean I need to take the planet with me
JammaCoast2Coast 1 year ago
I had a neighbor that would throw their still burning cigarette butts on my car - ruined the paint.
Hannah Taylor 1 year ago
Too bad you couldn't throw HIM on a still-burning BBQ grill.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 1 year ago (edited)
My douchebag racist neighbour used to flick his cigarette butts over the fence. Among many other passive-aggressive little power-plays. I cheered when his wife kicked him out. Now we just have to put up with HER passive-aggressive power-plays. But at least she doesn't smoke.
Two Cat Studio 1 year ago
If you happen to live in the state of Georgia in the USA, you can have them arrested because they're smoking in an undesignated area. See Georgia Smokefree Air Act of 2005 & 2023. They will have to pay the court costs, plus up to a $500 fee & up to 6-months in jail. It will register, if convicted, as a misdemeanor & stay on their credit report for 10 years. And that's just for the first offense. I love Gov Perdue & Kemp!!!!! If they live in an apartment complex that is smoke-free, they can be evicted! Yay!
Vermonta 1 year ago
Well, there's a tattletale in every undesignated area.
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sweetrottenpeaches 1 year ago
I do smoke but I don't throw away the butts. I have pretty little box which seals well, so it doesn't stink. When I see a trash can, I just throw out the butts in my box. That is it.
#40
My Buddy Saran-Wrapped My Car. This Was My Payback
Dont Sellmyinfo 1 year ago
This was really well done. So well done I believe this was much more cathartic-petty than angry-petty
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
Lil bit of weed and some booze.... This is a fun Saturday..... Especially if you've a key and can turn on a ball game
Load More Replies... Christopher Crockett 1 year ago
I saran-wrapped a co-worker's car in high school. His dad and my dad worked together, and his dad called me the day after. I thought I was in for an ear full when his dad asked me if I saran-wrapped the car. When I said yes, he said, "Good. He probably deserved it." Made my week.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
Trying to decide what's up with the side mirror. Rubber bands? Or maybe it's designed to look like that?
Rinoboyrich 1 year ago
A friend of mine filled my car with packing corn through my moon roof for my birthday. It’s FUNNY! until you have to clean it out…
Mary Peace 1 year ago (edited)
This is almost an art installation, so much time and care taken.
#41
Why You Shouldn’t Take Up Two Parking Spaces
Igor914624 1 year ago
While I agree with the premise of punishing the people that take up two parking spaces, placing a sticker on the paint could damage the paint. And that could lead to vandalism charges. Better to put it on the glass.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
It might be magnetic. I have a magnetic one that looks like it's a sticker.
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René Sauer 1 year ago
should have put it on the windshield, right in the drivers field of view.
#42
I Like This Energy
ShellsBells 1 year ago (edited)
I'd love to see people trying to enjoy their coffee while working on their laptop listening to Rammstein's Du Hast. Edit: while, not whole.
Salty_Sasquatch 1 year ago
No, that won't work. I love gregorian chants and I bet there's a lot of people who do!
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Salty_Sasquatch 1 year ago
I didn't know it was a song! I just know the joke.
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DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl 1 year ago
That Pedro Pedro Pedro audio that's been all over social media lately 😫
#43
The Intern Gets Revenge
Two girls at the ad agency I work at reprogrammed this guy's phone contacts and littered his desk with silly pictures. So he filled one girl's desk with packing peanuts and saran-wrapped the other's. This sort of creativity isn't punished here, it's applauded.
Igor914624 1 year ago
I worked at a place with a joker like this. So our revenge was to come in one evening and get an cube panel from the leftovers on another floor and wall in his cube. We used all of the proper items to connect the cube panels, so you couldn't tell where it was supposed to be. He came in one morning after a hard night of partying, and it took 20 minutes for him to figure out that his cube was missing.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
My coworkers and I once completely swapped all the stuff on the desks of the 2 people who always left early. It took them awhile to notice when they came in the next day, but they kept looking confused, like they weren't sure if they were at the right desk. :)
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Sue Ellen Jensen 1 year ago
I know of someone that stapled Dixie cops together to cover an office floor then carefully filled them with red Kool-Aid.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
At my old job pranks were a regular thing, especially on birthdays and anniversaries. We saran wrapped my Lab Coordinator's office cube across the top and bottom and filled it full of balloons with helium. The minute he started cutting into the wrap balloons came flying out everywhere. Another year we filled a bunch of balloons with glitter, filled them with helium and wrote Congratulations on your Vasectomy and tied them around his cubicle. The minute he popped the first one he was glitter bombed all over his desk, so he was stuck with the rest of them until he went home. He had to take them outside and every time he popped one in his backyard he got glitter all over the damn place.
#44
My Buddy Is A Dodgers Fan While I'm A Giants Fan. We Had A Friendly $20 Bet On Who Would Win The NLDS. Here Is The $20 I Will Be Giving Him On Monday
Raquel Mencke 1 year ago
I'd keep one cent to see if he actually counts it
Load More Replies... Geordie Girl 1 year ago
I hope the bag held out or the Giants fan may have had egg on his face!
#45
Someone At My Work Was Cheated On. He Brought All Of Her Shoes To Work
Major Harris 1 year ago
so, what happened? did people take the shoes? or was it to just inconvenience her?
#46
Peak Pettiness Or Justifiable Security In The Office Kitchen?
Lyoness 1 year ago
Why TF do people steal other people's food? But my answer to the question is both.
Ace 1 year ago
Milk is consumed in vast quantities in British offices, used in tea,, typically three or four mugs per person per day. So it's easy to run out of milk and some people will just use whatever is there on the basis that it's "just a dash". I can see how the dashes could add up to enough to warrant measures such as these.
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SparkDragon 1 year ago
Just put a drop of food colouring in the milk - nobody is stealing green milk!
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Used this trick at uni. They don't take blue milk either.
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T'Mar of Vulcan 1 year ago
Our school does not buy milk for the teachers and uses Cremora instead. (Because some teachers use the milk for cereal, and also the GAs steal it). I hate Cremora. So I took an old Almond Milk bottle and poured regular milk into it. Boom, no more milk theft. (I tested this first by putting a bottle of actual almond milk in for a week and no one went near it.)
Charity Angel 1 year ago
The lid is purchased separately, and presumably washed between bottles. The bottles themselves come with a normal twist-off lid.
Load More Replies... Red Wyvern Emperor 1 year ago (edited)
Someone please tell me this thing is on Thingiverse. XD EDIT: Yes it is.
Dawnieangel76 1 year ago
There are a few people here who are under the impression that "no name = fair game". The worst part? It's usually the ones who are better off financially stealing the other people's food.
Charlie Alexander 1 year ago
Guy I knew at uni shared a student flat with some others. To make sure they didn't steal his milk, he spat into the carton in front of them. So when he wasn't there the others spat in it as well.
#47
A Year Ago My Fiancé Scared Me With A Cutout Of Austin Powers. Time For A Little Payback
Christopher Crockett 1 year ago
Most of the episodes with Troi as the main character were horrors, to be fair.
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
She has always scared me on the Star Trek show! (Scared of the obvious, that is. She is ALWAYS commenting on the obvious.)
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Some kind of Star Trek person, right? Never liked that Snape-guy messing with Frodo.
Mike Beck 1 year ago
Upvoted but you missed a few. I seem to recall Vader and Superman throwing Spiderman to the Reavers while Holden watched.
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Give Rich A Scoop And He’ll Take The Whole Carton
WindySwede 1 year ago (edited)
But doesn't Rich have a McDonald's in his mansion? One could then think he could have own ice cream also then??(old movie reference) 🙃
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#49
My Coworker's Solution To The Person Who Keeps Getting M&M's Out Of The Vending Machine And Leaving The Wrappers Everywhere
She started buying them up before said coworker gets a chance to buy them and fail to dispose of the wrappers responsibly.
Mike m 1 year ago
There's no downside in using your whole paycheck to buy candy. Prove me wrong.
Load More Replies... Rinoboyrich 1 year ago
She should sell them to the guy with a healthy mark up. A “Cleaning up your wrappers” fee.
#50
I Cleaned The Entire Kitchen Except For This One Spot Where My Partner Spilled Sugar Two Days Ago And Left It
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
i quit doing a lot of things once i realized my housemate is like this and doest clean up after himself. all the times i cleaned up after him just out of habit...things have changed!
Melinda Flick 1 year ago
How lazy do you need to be to spill sugar and not clean it up?! I'd HATE living with that person!
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ZGutr 1 year ago
The poll "If wronged, how would you handle the situation?" .... all of the above. Depends completely upon the situation
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 1 year ago
I couldn't even vote on that poll. Is it the "oh-ho you little rascal, you! Just you wait!" kind of wronged or is it "I will make this person suffer, even if I go down with them" kind of wronged?.. cause there's a buttload of different types of wronged's
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Tempest 1 year ago (edited)
I was taking a trip with 2 “friends”. We all wanted window seats on both up & down flights. In the up flight we sat together and I got a window (I didn’t choose, it was just assigned at the check-in counter). It was all good. By the time we were returning we’ve gotten in a fight and the 2 I was travelling with were being insufferable. It was a domestic flight and as we all wanted windows (especially my 2 friends who didn’t get the window before), we thought of doing online seat selection in advance. Only problem was that the site kept giving an error message when trying to confirm the seat. Not sure what the prob was but out of pettiness I decided to ask my sis who was in a different country to try to select a seat for me using the airline’s international site. Well it worked! But I didn’t tell my friends & didn’t grab windows for them (was a group booking so I could have). At check-in when they asked for windows they were informed that they were all over by then. They were fuming!
Clay Campbell 1 year ago
My brother had a friend who ran for mayor but on the silly ticket. He was embarrassing the other serious candidates because he was getting all the attention and drawing attention to stuff they didn't want attention brought to. So for the big debate they arranged at the last second that they needed to pay a large fee. He was able to get the money and on the day he went up to the moderator and dumped it all on his table in loose change and asked for a receipt so the guy had to spend the whole debate counting it.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
More people need to do this. Embarrassing politicians, I mean. I'd be willing to bet he'd be better at their job than them too
Load More Replies... Mylene M 1 year ago
My husband made some comments about women not being able to use cars properly. I woke him at 6 the following morning for him to drive our children to school, as it was probably unsafe for them to be driven there by a woman (he has weird working hours, and I am always the ones driving the children to school and back - he probably does it less than 3 times in a school year). He apologized when he came back from the school run.
ZGutr 1 year ago
The poll "If wronged, how would you handle the situation?" .... all of the above. Depends completely upon the situation
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 1 year ago
I couldn't even vote on that poll. Is it the "oh-ho you little rascal, you! Just you wait!" kind of wronged or is it "I will make this person suffer, even if I go down with them" kind of wronged?.. cause there's a buttload of different types of wronged's
Load More Replies... Tempest 1 year ago (edited)
I was taking a trip with 2 “friends”. We all wanted window seats on both up & down flights. In the up flight we sat together and I got a window (I didn’t choose, it was just assigned at the check-in counter). It was all good. By the time we were returning we’ve gotten in a fight and the 2 I was travelling with were being insufferable. It was a domestic flight and as we all wanted windows (especially my 2 friends who didn’t get the window before), we thought of doing online seat selection in advance. Only problem was that the site kept giving an error message when trying to confirm the seat. Not sure what the prob was but out of pettiness I decided to ask my sis who was in a different country to try to select a seat for me using the airline’s international site. Well it worked! But I didn’t tell my friends & didn’t grab windows for them (was a group booking so I could have). At check-in when they asked for windows they were informed that they were all over by then. They were fuming!
Clay Campbell 1 year ago
My brother had a friend who ran for mayor but on the silly ticket. He was embarrassing the other serious candidates because he was getting all the attention and drawing attention to stuff they didn't want attention brought to. So for the big debate they arranged at the last second that they needed to pay a large fee. He was able to get the money and on the day he went up to the moderator and dumped it all on his table in loose change and asked for a receipt so the guy had to spend the whole debate counting it.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
More people need to do this. Embarrassing politicians, I mean. I'd be willing to bet he'd be better at their job than them too
Load More Replies... Mylene M 1 year ago
My husband made some comments about women not being able to use cars properly. I woke him at 6 the following morning for him to drive our children to school, as it was probably unsafe for them to be driven there by a woman (he has weird working hours, and I am always the ones driving the children to school and back - he probably does it less than 3 times in a school year). He apologized when he came back from the school run.
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