it is vegan, though

“Excuse me, my salad appears to be missing…salad.”

We had sweets that looked like pebbles when I was a kid. You could eat them all though. No real pebbles in the bag.

For those of you wondering what those foods are, OP says: Something, Pea Soup, scallop n bread, 1/7th of a cauliflower, some sort of meat, a light (I believe) lemon dessert, and a special chocolate cake dessert for our anniversary. It was incredible.

So, roasted colon and brick cheese with fried worms then

What fresh hell is this?

Yes, you literally have to eat it off your hands and it costs a ridiculous amounth.

Do you get to keep the hat???

So they just plop the food onto the dirt?

I was distracted by the $650 bourbon on the menu.

Is that a Pringle?

No drinking while on duty chef.

Well it was free after all

I think I can be a fancy chef

I’d send it back and walk out.

To torture the minimum wage workers who have to make them

Am I supposed to lick the plate?

Amuse bouche. Meant to be bite size.

Hey, I do that with peeps at Easter.

Seeing a lot of rocks here. My back yard must be very chic.

Chef Grant Achatz makes beautiful food and portions looks decent. This one seems ok and very creative.

What’s the obsession with rocks at these places, Possibly the local dentist pays them to do it?

so *thats* where my trowel disappeared to! 😂

If there are 44 courses these portion sizes are correct.

Extra cheese 🤢

Better for the diner’s experience and the planet if they just used glass.

paradise for doggos - or are the bones coated with epoxy?

Those croquettes look delicious though

Some very beautiful, others not so much.