I am not your sugar daddy 😆

🎶You don't get to pick and choose different a*s and bigger B00bs, If my eyes are brown or blue!!🎶

Wise words to live by. Although I'd shave my beard when the temperature gets too hot to handle but good for the guy.

Equal opportunity demands, this I can get behind.

Yeah, sorry. I would unsubscribe too X(

some people are wild. just looking for friends that pay my bills.

He’s Just Ken

Love the answer 😂

ouch...

It's not high dating standards, he wasn't interested in someone with kids in the first place and wanted to be an a*s and give harsh remark.

These people shouldn't be ridiculed. They should be thanked for being direct and praised their honesty and declined further dating. Otherwise they will finally change their ways and hide how f****d up they are and will finally find some victim whom they will be able to control. This way everyone's warned and can back easily before any harm is done :)

Job interwiew...

Her answer is gold

A woman who has her own money ewwww. /s Nice reply though. :D

We found the solution for unsolicited d*** pics! Send them all her way!

You poor child. Do you really think your mother is going to teach anyone how to take you away from her? Think, could there be a reason why she hasn't raised you to adulthood?

Oh no, correct grammar. How horrendous!

He should ask her to put them up for adoption, like the braintrust at #1.

Would be a better alternative, if I'm being honest...

Don't you love when the crazy don't hide it and you can easily avoid them without realizing they're crazy much later?

Every time a woman ask about height needs to be asked about weight in return.

And again, crazy revealed themselves early. Just got to be happy it's so early.

#5?!?! Did he just add to his list of criterion that he requires ràpè in his relationship?!?!? 😳

Wait wait wait. Has never thought of a man sexually, but always begging to get filled with his seed? Whaaaaa?

Even an android would walk away from this guy

Dafuq did I just read?? A dude like this should just marry that girl in that picture that accompanies his post. Like, didn't a Japanese guy once marry a virtual character or something like that?

16-19? so a child basically

He doesn't mind if she gains weight after pregnancy? How good of him. 🤣

Christofascism! Coming to a town near you!!!

I guarantee this incel weighs 350 lbs, lives in his mom's basement, and only showers once every 2 weeks. He's also seriously mentally ill if he thinks his "requirements" are OK.

Ok, I’ve seen some crazy requests for a partner but this one takes the cake 🤢

Really long way to tell us he's an incel

"Never thought of a man sexually"... Sounds like a lesbian to me, bud

I wonder if this guy knows there are sex dolls he could buy on Craig's List.

Frightening that such people exist, assuming it's real and not some idiot troll

Nauseating and pathetic.

Omfg

So, this guy is what......mid-40's? Never had a date in his life?

So you want a child? Disgusting

Wants a family... but also to spend his entire paycheck on guns and cars. Got it. Completely delusional.

I really, really, really hope this is fake. It was gross and scary all the way...

Whats up with the visible veins part?

Never had sexual thoughts regarding men but always begging for it?

This guy just wants a real life Anime girl. He propably thinks of himself as Kirito and believes he deserves his Asuna

This was written by a deluded 16 year old...

Thank goddess I'm way too old for these creatures, yikes.

4chan

F*****g hell.

If it weren't for the centimeter measurement, I would fully think the last line was "Trump 2024"...

And what do you bring to the table?