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The Best Rick & Morty Quotes That Perfectly Sum Up The Show

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It’s time to get schwifty in here, Rick & Morty fans. The hit Adult Swim show keeps releasing one great season after another, and every time is worth the wait. The episode “Mort Dinner Rick Andre” was only the beginning of 10 new episodes from season 5 that left us begging for more. When the show first aired in 2013, the pilot episode received an overwhelmingly positive response, praised by critics and viewers alike.

It’s hard to believe that Rick & Morty has been on the air for almost 9 years now, but then again, it’s also hard to believe that a show that revolves around a cynical, misanthropic, and alcoholic genius with no regard for life or consequences could ever become so beloved. But it has. And though the show is known for its creativity and biting humor, fans and critics can agree that the show’s main characters, Rick and Morty themselves, are what ties all of these elements together in one of the most entertaining shows around today.

If you’re here, there are two possibilities: you found this article while scrolling around the internet, or you purposely searched for Rick & Morty quotes on your favorite search engine. But who cares how you landed here? You deserve to get to know more catchphrases from this incredible TV show. While we’re waiting for season 6, let’s take a look back at some of the best Rick and Morty quotes that made this animated series so iconic!

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#1

Rick wearing lab coat “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.” — Morty

39points

ツ chihuahua n. 2 years ago

i mean. important.

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#2

Rick talking and wearing lab coat “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” — Rick

36points

Asher Tye 2 years ago

Except now that we know Rick's backstory, we know he was totally lying here. He never had a failing marriage, his family was killed and it devastated him.

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#3

“Time without purpose is a prison.” - Jessica

35points

Llama the Obama 2 years ago

wow so deeppppp

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#4

Rick wearing lab coat “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘Two plus two,’ and the people in the back say, ‘Four.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.” — Rick

34points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

But I learned so much there

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#5

“Stop searching for a deeper meaning and just be impressed for once, Morty.” - Rick

33points

#6

“Weddings are basically funerals with a cake.” — Rick

32points

Catmandu 2 years ago

How did you know

6points

#7

“It’s your choice to take this personally” — Rick

32points

#8

Morty Jr. wearing school clothes “My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas! They moved the date, it was a pagan holiday!” - Morty Jr.

31points

Saint Lynnie 2 years ago

Actually, Morty Jr. said that.

6points

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#9

“You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims. That’s how you survive!” - Rick

28points

Jp@nda 2 years ago

This is sadly some people's entire personality, everybody knows at least one

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#10

“Dad, am I evil?” “Worse. You’re smart.” - Beth and Rick

27points

Fred the rat king 2 years ago

Wait there’s a difference?

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#11

“I wouldn't lie to you. Well... that's a lie.” - Rick

27points

#12

Rick and Morty talking “I have English homework.” “You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?” - Morty and Rick

27points

Chris M 2 years ago

There's always more to learn.

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#13

“You’re the little brother. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.” — Summer

26points

Kevin Felton 2 years ago

A lot more messed up when you remember that Summer was supposed to be an abortion, and she knows it.

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#14

“When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I’ve never met a universe that was into it.” - Rick

26points

ninefinger Jack 2 years ago

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#15

“I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my a**. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just working. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people … well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.” - Dr. Wong

26points

Jp@nda 2 years ago

This is my favorite quote and Rick can't stand her because she has him immediately pegged

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#16

Rick wearing lab coat “Sometimes science is more art than science.” — Rick

25points

#17

“On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world, so we bailed on that reality and we came to this one because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed and in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a- a- and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse.” - Morty

25points

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#18

“What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” — Rick

24points

#19

“Boom! Big reveal! I turned myself into a pickle!” — Rick

24points

Jason Mills 2 years ago

Pickle Rick = Solen'ya

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#20

Summer wearing pink shirt “So what if he’s the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community.” — Summer

23points

#21

“It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.” - Rick

23points

#22

“To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.” — Rick

22points

Fred the rat king 2 years ago

When there is a road I’m soon to follow

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#23

“Well, I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.” — Rick

22points

#24

Rick wearing lab coat “Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” — Rick

21points

Asher Tye 2 years ago

Just ask Evil Morty about that.

1point

#25

“I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” — Pickle Rick

21points

#26

“There’s a lesson here, and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” — Rick

21points

#27

“I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.” — Rick

20points

Fred the rat king 2 years ago

Twitter in general

2points

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#28

Jerry wearing green shirt “We understand genocide! We do it sometimes!” - Jerry

20points

#29

“Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.” — Rick

19points

#30

“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— Summer

19points

#31

“You just looked right into the bleeding jaws of capitalism & said 'yes daddy, please.'” - Rick

19points

#32

Beth wearing red shirt “He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.” — Beth

18points

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#33

“This is the supergenius equivalent of dying on the toilet.” - Rick

18points

#34

“If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.” — Rick

17points

#35

“Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.” — Rick

17points

#36

Rick and Morty talking “I don’t like it here, Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” — Rick

17points

#37

"The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them." - Rick

17points

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#38

“Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical question. The answer’s yes, you just have to be a genius.” - Rick

17points

#39

“You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, Dad. You love them unconditionally.” — Summer

17points

#40

Jessica and Morty talking “I had nothing but time. Endless time. At first, it was madness. Then enlightenment. Then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift. I could see the life of the time. And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, had I lived? Was I just the object in another's story? Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? I had nothing but time and still no answer. Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God. And found nothing but silence.” - Jessica

17points

Carlos 2 years ago

everyone during mid pandemic shutdown

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#41

“If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.” - Morty

17points

#42

“Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?” - Snowball

16points

#43

“I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years.” - Beth

16points

#44

Rick and dragon talking “You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds who refuse to admit they're Christian.” - Rick

16points

#45

“Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.” — Mr. Meeseeks

15points

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#46

“How many of these are just horrible mistakes I made? I mean, maybe I’d stop making so many if I let myself learn from them.” — Morty

15points

#47

“I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you: you can't change. And I have no problem with that, but it clearly means I have a problem with myself.” - Unity

15points

#48

Angry Rick “So I have an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.” — Rick

14points

Ernie Tabuena 2 years ago

“Tiny” Rick

4points

#49

“Morty, I’m a drunk, not a hack.” — Rick

14points

#50

“And if anything goes wrong, which it won't, jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.” - Rick

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#51

“What are they mad at you for, anyway?” “Well, we're talking about me. It could be anything.” - Morty and Rick

14points

#52

Pickle Rick from Rick and Morty “This pickle doesn’t care about your children. I’m not gonna take their dreams. I’m gonna take their parents.” — Rick

13points

#53

“If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself” — Jerry

13points

Johannes Hilbert 2 years ago

That's somehow counterintuitive

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#54

“That’s because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp’en all them ‘diems.” — Summer

13points

#55

“The reason anyone would, which they can't, is because they could, which they can't.” - Pickle Rick

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#56

Rick wearing white lab coat “There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It's about execution.” - Rick

13points

#57

“Don’t move. Gonorrhea can’t see us if we don’t move. Wait! I was wrong! I was thinking of a T. Rex.” — Rick

12points

Christianne 2 years ago

Not Rick, professor amoeba or something

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#58

“Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, ‘need’ is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too.” — Rick

12points

#59

“Unity, I’m sorry. I didn’t know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a ‘choose your own cellphone carrier’ thing.” — Summer

12points

#60

Rick and Morty wearing yellow shirt and white lab coat “Traditionally, science fairs are a father-son thing.” “Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.” - Morty and Rick

12points

Kevin Felton 2 years ago

I thought that was Jerry that said that.

3points

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#61

“Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.” - Mr. Meeseeks

12points

#62

“I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment” — Rick

12points

#63

“Don't do it, guys! The casualties would be in the brazillions. Cause you're Brazilian? It's a threat and a pun! Nobody gets me.” - Rick

12points

#64

Rick wearing white lab coat, Summer wearing pink shirt “There is no God, Summer. Gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.” - Rick

12points

#65

“No voting, no debate. It's not a democracy - it's a Rickpublic!” - Summer

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#66

“So, time moves faster in there? Is it like a Narnia thing?” “I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.” - Morty and Rick

12points

#67

“Someone out there is trying to kill us.” “Someone's always trying to kill us.” - Summer and Rick

12points

#68

Beth wearing red shirt “Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.” — Beth

11points

#69

“I just want to go back to hell, where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.” — Mr. Needful

11points

#70

“God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me.” — Jerry

11points

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#71

“Grandpa goes around, and he does his business in public because Grandpa isn’t shady.” - Rick

11points

#72

Rick wearing white lab coat, Summer wearing green shirt, Morty wearing yellow shirt “And that’s the end of the Morty gets a dragon episode” — Rick

11points

#73

“Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.” — Summer

11points

#74

“Morty, get their weapons quick! I only had one of those things. I’m holding a carton of Tic-Tacs right now!” - Rick

11points

#75

“I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know, meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people.” — Rick

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#76

Summer wearing pink shirt, Beth wearing red shirt “Don’t deify the people who leave you.” — Beth

10points

#77

“Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!” — Jerry

10points

#78

“Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?” — Rick

10points

#79

"I always slay it, queen." - Rick

10points

#80

Rick wearing lab coat “If I sounded a little defensive, it’s because Pirates of the Pancreas was my baby. I got a lot of push-back when I pitched it, Morty. I guess I’m still a little defensive.” - Rick

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#81

“What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like we’re mormon or dying.” - Summer

10points

#82

“Babylegs, you’re a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs.” - Chief

10points

#83

“This place is a real Who’s Who of who’s you and me.” - Rick

10points

#84

Rick wearing lab coat, Morty wearing yellow shirt “Morty, you know outer space is up right? ” — Rick

10points

#85

“Whose kidneys are these?” — Morty

10points

#86

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.” — Rick

10points

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#87

“You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man.” - Morty

10points

#88

Rick and Morty arguing “Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicate with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a s**t about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction.” - Morty

10points

#89

“Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet!” “Yeah, global warming is already doing that. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet.” - Mr. Nimbus and Rick

10points

#90

“Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!” - Mr. Nimbus

10points

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#91

"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard." - Rick

9points

Sarah Kienitz 2 years ago

He's a shy pooper.

1point

#92

Gromflomite wearing suit “It’s a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt.” - Gromflomite

9points

#93

“I’m Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.” - Jerry

9points

Mega Gay 🇺🇦 2 years ago

"That's stupid " * gets killed by Mr crowbar* moral of the story, Don't turn into a mantis monster after doing surgery on a horse with a married woman as the assistant who has a jealous ass husband at home.

0points

#94

“I programmed you to believe that.” – Rick

9points

#95

“Mr. President, if I’ve learned one thing today it’s that sometimes you have to not give a f**k!” — Morty

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#96

Morty wearing yellow shirt and have crystal “Must… continue… moving… in… ways… that… lead… to… dying… with… you.” — Morty

9points

#97

“That’s planning for failure Morty. Even dumber than regular planning.” — Rick

9points

#98

“Hey listen, you know, if we’re all bored over here, wouldn’t the common denominator be you?” — Morty

9points

#99

“Don't break your back creating a lesson, Morty. It's a free-form anthology. I'm getting annoyed you're not hearing that.” - Rick

9points

#100

Rick wearing sombrero, Summer wearing pink shirt, Morty wearing yellow shirt “You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.” - Summer

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#101

“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?” - Rick

9points

#102

“Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?” “No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.” - Morty and Unity

9points

#103

“Let’s get this dumb universe rollin’!” - Rick

9points

#104

Rick wearing white lab coat “Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.” - Rick

9points

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#105

“Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based lifeforms. You put the value of all life above your own.” - Rick

9points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Fart said that, not Rick.

7points

#106

“Be good, Morty. Be better than me.” - Rick

9points

#107

“I think it's in our best interest to work as a team.” “Yeah, most people would call that 'family'.” - Summer and Morty

9points

#108

Rick talking with Morty “Those called "fools" are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.” - Rick

9points

#109

“I was just reading you.” “Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there.” - Alien and Rick

9points

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#110

“If I let you make me nervous, then we can’t get schwifty.” — Rick

8points

#111

“Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” — Rick

8points

#112

Morty talking with Jellybean “Hi Mr. Jellybean, I’m Morty. I’m on an adventure with my grandpa.” — Morty

8points

Christianne 2 years ago

Oh no

1point

#113

“Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?” — Rick

8points

#114

“You don’t get to tell anyone what’s sad. You’re like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.” — Rick

8points

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#115

"Get out of here, Summer! You ruined the season 4 premiere!" - Rick

8points

#116

Rick wearing white lab coat “Oh, boy, so you actually learned something today? What is this, Full House?” - Rick

8points

#117

“Yeah, I’d like to order one large phone with extra phones, please.” “Cell phone. No-no-no-no, rotary! And pay phone on half.” - Interdimensional Pizza Toppings

8points

#118

“Stay scientific, Jerry.” - Rick

8points

#119

“You know, we did something great today. There’s nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.” - Rick

8points

Sasha Bad Bear 2 years ago

Not Rick, it was Beth's coworker, Devin (?)

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#120

Rick and Morty arguing “We all remember you as a friend.” “Oh, really? Well, I remember you as a whiny little piece of s**t, Morty." - Morty and Rick

8points

#121

“I just killed my family! I don’t care who they were!” “I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.” - Morty and Rick

8points

#122

“Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!” — Rick

7points

Chamber 2 years ago

Lick, lick, lick my ⚾️⚾️

0points

#123

“Excuse me. Coming through. What are you here for? Just kidding, I don’t care.” — Rick

7points

#124

Shrimply Pibbles wearing red coat “It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big.” — Shrimply Pibbles

7points

Grant Hazzard 2 years ago

That wasn't... never mind, there's tons of misattributed quotes in this thing.

3points

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#125

“My appearance is designed to be familiar and to put you at ease.” - Terminator

7points

#126

“Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen. Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen…” - Fart

7points

#127

“Great dancing as always, Tiny Rick.” - Morty

7points

#128

Rick wearing white lab coat and Morty wearing yellow shirt “Rubber baby bubby bunkers!” — Rick

7points

Steve Fischer 2 years ago

Rubber baby buggy bumbers. Archie wasn't involved

0points

#129

“I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it.” - Tammy

7points

Steve Fischer 2 years ago

Surprised this got through the BP censors!

0points

#130

“And that's why I always say, 'shum-shum-schlippety-dop!'” - Rick

7points

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#131

“Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!” - Rick

7points

#132

Beth wearing blue dress “I squanch my family.” - Beth

7points

#133

“The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions!” - Jerry

7points

#134

“No, no, I haven't seen that. I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick?” - Morty

7points

#135

“Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?” - Morty

6points

#136

Rick wearing white lab coat, Morty wearing yellow shirt “What up, my glip-glops?” - Rick

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#137

“I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.” - Rick

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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Melanie Gervasoni

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

Writer on a quest to explore every corner of the world, one country at a time. Fueled by my love for Arcane, oversized hoodies, and weightlifting, I try my best to bring even more fun energy to Bored Panda. My cup of tea? Pop culture, funny content, sharing interesting facts about the world, and creating listicles for fellow Pandas. When I’m not crafting articles, my eyes are still glued to a screen — be it binge-watching my favorite shows, leveling up in video games, or learning Spanish with Duolingo. Always on the hunt for the ultimate playlist, I scour Deezer to find the right tunes to listen to while working on my creative projects.

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