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Revenge, together with love and death, has probably amassed the biggest count of quotes and sayings. From Plutarch to Gandhi, everybody can find a relatable one. It probably means, that we, as humans, are spiteful by nature and are constantly seeking to find a way of how to get revenge to our foes. Though vengeance usually doesn't solve any problems, the one done humorously can give us relief and shame the wrong-doer.
Scroll down to see what we're talking about. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below is packed full of the funniest, the strangest, the wittiest, and the shrewdest acts of retribution we could find, and some of them can take the revenge definition to another level. From people getting even with cheating spouses and ex-partners, to parents getting their own back on babies and even goats seeking retribution, you're sure to find an act of sweet revenge to suit every occasion. We don't recommend trying any of these things yourself, especially if it involves the damage or destruction of another person's property or worse. Scroll through the list of revenge stories below and have a laugh or two, but if you find yourself in a similar situation, try to be calm as a cucumber instead. Bored Panda does not agree with spiteful attitudes, but some of these revenge photos are just priceless.
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#1
Revenge Of The Nerd
John L 8 years ago
This just proves that the better the 'comeback' the greater the humiliation. :D
Galeanthropy2017 8 years ago
Direct correlation, I say! The variables are certainly related.
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Abhisek Chakraborty 8 years ago
I always come with such replies, but hours after I should have :/
Deneille Smith 8 years ago
People that think they are the s**t in highschool usually end up being the average day Joe who's best memories were highschool !
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#2
Revenge On A Rude And Obnoxious Parent
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
I'm just glad Sean wasn't hers. There are people who are totally lacking in empathy. She is definitely one of them
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Venomous Sloth 8 years ago
No, I believe that children aren't born outstandingly brilliant, but can be raised to be wonderful people. sad that the kids' lives are being polluted by that dumbass mom :(
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Kerry Frontino 8 years ago
How beautiful. It is actually that woman's children I feel sorry for. Imagine having that for a mother.
Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
People are so negative and judgmental against people who are different it's all prejudice and so sad that the world is ignorant and can't understand that we are ALL different.There was a woman on the beginning of the home page who raised her autistic son and he went to Harvard. If she had a mentality like this dumb lady then he would have never been able to go.
Sammi De La Cruz 8 years ago
I am grateful that the Pianist is a wonderful human being, she is someone we can all look up too and try to be like her.
Naomi Prior 8 years ago
Her parents should be ashamed of her...as I'm sure her children were!!!!
#3
Well Deserved Dump
bern Habubbi 8 years ago
Maybe on the other side of the fence and not where people have to walk but yeahh im with you
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Rizzo Razz 8 years ago
Hopefully the envelope actually belonged to the dumper and didn't just accidentally find its way into the trash.
Jordy Carr 8 years ago
The truck in the photo and the one in the driveway aren't the same 😳
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Angie Chan 8 years ago
I love how that German Shepherd is looking at the pile as if to say, "What the heck did my humans do now?"
Lonna McPhillips Gardiner 8 years ago
This is so satisfying for me to see that I can't begin to imagine how incredibly awesome it must have been for you. The best part is that what you did wasn't mean, it was yhe right thing to do. Ten Stars 🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟 Five Diamonds 💎💎💎💎💎 Two Thumbs Up 👍👍 A Bullseye 🎯 Every picture tells a story; 1 camera each for the 2 pictures 📷📷 And s beer, pizza, and dessert for doing the right thing! 🍺🍕🍦
person (i think) 8 years ago
That is so incredibly satisfying!! I've fantasizes about doing that but have never had the nerve!
Angie Chan 8 years ago
...probably because of that lovely German Shepherd. (As a dog lover, I would be worried about the dog getting into the trash and eating something bad)
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#4
Don't Mess Up With This Lady
Helping Panda 8 years ago
I wonder if the people impressed by this ever used a condom... There is no way in hell you wouldn't notice tampering like this. The hole (big enough to let the pepper juice in!), the smell, the touch should all be individually noticeable and a dead giveaway. And if you do put the condom on, and it starts to hurt, would you proceed to have sex? If not, how exactly did the woman get "burnt"? And last but not least, if you were "burnt" woman in this situation, would you really call the man's wife? I mean YOU know you just slept with her husband...
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
The hole can actually be almost microscopic, not so sure about the pepper sauce though
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John L 8 years ago
Now, to consummate the revenge, wait a couple of years before you break the news to them. Then watch their faces. LOL!
Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
am sure they both know now that she doesn't deal with either of them
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Lucybaby 8 years ago
That's what I was thinking, but people really do s**t like that all the time.
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#5
Grandma's Revenge
Heather Brown 8 years ago
Ahaha this is the best! Real badass lady here going against her money orientated family - serves them right for being so insensitive.
Vicki Glanville 8 years ago
oh well done mum i have told my mum to do the same she worked and worked for that money she should enjoy it
Janice Foster 8 years ago
Pffft - petty as! Imagine all the positive changes she could make to lives if she donated to charities....
Sha-ne-ne 8 years ago
How do you know she hasn't made donations? Aside from referencing the purchase of the magazine ads, she didn't specify how she's spending the money, not do we know how she spent her money previously.
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#6
Stray Dog Kicked By Driver Returns With A Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car
Cláudia Santos 8 years ago
I swear that if I was there I would have helped the doggies!
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Laurie Lonnevik 8 years ago
I rent a cabin in W. Washington. During hunting season, the elk have been known to "hoof" hunters trucks! Dents and damage big time.
LJ Robinson 3 years ago
I've seen a moose DESTROY a pick-up in Alaska, but I didn't know elk did it too. Feisty f*ckers, aren't they?
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Kelly Anderson 8 years ago
This isnt what happened!! There was a part of the bodywork whi h smelled like food to dogs!! My dad worked in Formula 1 and he told me so google it. A shame it wasnt dogs in revenge mode.
Diane DesAutels 8 years ago
Weird! What the heck material did they use? Most automotive smells are thoroughly UNappetizing!
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#7
Lying About Heart Problems
Brigitte 8 years ago
A few years ago I was working at a christmas market selling hot pockets. The line was huuuuuuge, people had to wait more than 30 min. Some woman came up to me and said something like: Sorry to cut the line but this is urgend. My friend over there has diabetes and really needs some sugar right now, she's not feeling well. She wanted two hot pockets and of course I sold her those right away. I kid you not: While she was walking away with the food towards her friend she said loudly for everyone to hear: Ha ha ha, I can't believe they bought it.
Lunar 8 years ago
why would a person with diabetes need sugar urgently? =.="
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Janice Foster 8 years ago
I don't know how people like that can tolerate their own toxicity...
#8
When Your Ex Can Still Control Your Thermostat
Tiffany Knott 8 years ago
Dogs can typically be comfortable in high and low temps. My dog loves playing in the snow in the winter, and running around outside in the summer, even when we go to Arizona. Fred is fine.
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BoredBunnies 8 years ago
They have a dog, so he probably wants Fred to be safe.
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#9
Tattoo Revenge
Carl William 2 years ago
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#10
Deserved
Todd Chesser 7 years ago
I had to work with a real a*****e many years ago. He would go out of his way to screw me over whenever he could. One day on our job site I had just finished unloading a truck with a skid steer loader and as I was about to shut it down I saw him go into the port-o-john so I just backed up to the door of the port-o-john so he couldn't open it, turned off the machine, and walked away. I left him in there for 3 hours.
#11
Found Out The Girl I Slept With Has A Boyfriend The Next Day. Left This Note Under The Toilet Seat Where Hopefully Only He'll See It
Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
maybe she didn't like his bedroom skills and lied to him
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GoGo Paredes 8 years ago
Just hope the girl in question has cleaning habits as poor as her sexual moral habits and doesn't clean her toilet bowl and sink before her boyfriend comes by to do his business.
Lakia Hawkins 8 years ago
Maybe she didn't like his bedroom skills and lied to him, that why she said this to him AFTER the fact LOL
Marysia Jawłowska 8 years ago
Won't work if he doesn't visit before cleaning time. Reminds me of all those dumb action movies where a guy hides something from his wife in what he believes to be a place nobody will check but in reality, any woman would find it in less than a week while cleaning... :P Still, nice gesture, I doubt he could do anything more.
#12
Quiet Train Car Revenge
Shauday Smith 8 years ago
It's pleasing to me when strangers support each other in the face of a common enemy. This is some subtle revenge, and the conductor was a nice little cherry on top.
GoGo Paredes 8 years ago
An enemy of my enemy is my friend... brilliant warfare
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Natitronica 8 years ago
So jealous you hace a quiet car in your train.... The only mode I have available in my country is "sardine can"
bern Habubbi 8 years ago
Usually full of the most miserable people to ever exist
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#13
Terrible Parker Receives Sweet Sweet Karma Via A Herd Of Busses
#14
Revenge For Braids
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Maybe she had smelly feet ? Horse thought : she's so nice to keep my head cool, I'll keep her feet cool...
Felicia Dale 8 years ago
LOLOLOL!!! Having spent a lot of time with horses I have no doubt that this was deliberate! Maybe not about the braids but certainly about something!
#15
Yeah, You're An Asshole. Unfortunately For You, So Am I
Daria B 8 years ago
Once, when my husband (then boyfriend) and I moved to a very small flat, it had a washing machine place separately, suggesting to be shared between neighbours. Having phobias of scenarios like the one described here, as well as some other possible ones, we immediately agreed we'd prefer to have our own washing machine in our own bathroom. So we did.
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
I lived with my wife (then girlfriend) in a small flat, but it was technically impossible to install a washing machine. So every saturday morning, I walked to the laundromat down the street - and stayed there, armed with a book...
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Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
This used to happen to me in my Turkish apartment. The shared laundry room was in the basement and you had to pay per hour. People would stop the cycle, put their clothes on a quick cycle, then leave. I would find all kinds of socks and panties in my things that didn't belong to me. I would do the quick wash myself so I could get 4 loads done in a couple hours. However, after the first cycle, people would take my clothes out and use the rest of my time for their use. It got pretty nasty down there. I totally sympathize with this post!!
Doug Kirk 8 years ago
I was doing laundry in college (christian college full of just the "best" people). Put my clothes in the dryer, went back to my room. Came back a while later to check on my clothes and to my surprise my wet clothes were in a pile on the counter. I pulled the person's still wet clothes out of "my" dryer and thew them all over the floor (college laundry room floor, not exactly the cleanest). Put my clothes back in, ran back to my room and grabbed my baseball bat. Sat on top of the dryer waiting for the perp to return. Lucky for him my laundry was dry before he came back to check on his.
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
that's fine, he proposes even to settle the problem by an open discussion :-)
Nicklas Linder 8 years ago
Anyone who dares putting their door number on a note like this, is NOT to be f--ed with... :-D "No thanks, I'll just take my clothes in to unfreeze and dry. Lesson learned. I'm so sorry." :-D
Lili Képes 8 years ago
It would like to give an extra up-vote for writing his/her room number on the sheet. :)
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
I would have put their clothes on fire and left the ashes in their mailbox.
Jane Cortez 3 years ago
I had neighbours from hell- looong story, superintendents of our building and raging Jehovahs Witnesses. One fine late evening I crept up to their food with a pair of hemostats, a pebble and some ‘shoe goo’ type glue but oh so much better! So they would forever be shaking their shoe to try to dislodge, ( nope! That sucker is staying is staying put!), with said pebble. I repeated randomly with months long gaps, never being predictable and striking with glee. I also planted dog poop beside their drivers side door so when either left at 5 am they would step in it and enjoy a ‘fragment drive.’ One afternoon before they got home on garbage night I carefully and quietly put a hefty load of bricks in the bottom of a garbage bin. I could hear his very loud and unchristian cursing later on when he tried to move it. I like to think I stepped up to spare my neighbours because everyone grew to loathe them. They left within the year. I never told anyone but sure laughed ALOT!
dino_Z71 2 years ago
That's just mean. What did they do to deserve that? Everyone else here wants to solve the problem face to face
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#16
Unlucky Steam Key Scammer Calls Electronics, Gets The Dumbest Employee In The World
GoldenAngels 8 years ago
Every time I get a scam call, I say "hello?" and usually it's the same thing, I stayed at one of their hotels and I'm getting a free trip to some really cool place or a cruise. Now, what I do is be all happy and all "NICE WHAT I GOTTA DO?" and then they say "Ok, we just have a few questions for you, first off are you over the age of 18?" and then I'll respond with a really young age like 5 or 12 and then they hang up.
Christina Palmer 8 years ago
I get the "Your Windows program is infected" calls. I always try to keep them on the line just to waste their time.
#17
I Put This On My Homophobic Dads Work Truck After He Yelled At Me, And Mainly My Girlfriend, For Being Gay
#18
Man Illegally Parks In Handicap Spot, Pranksters Cover The Car In Sticky Notes
Brenda 3 years ago
I had a perso towed for parking in a handicap spot. Was trying to find a handicap spot and before I can get there, this jerk pulls around me to park there. No placard hanging & no handicap plates. Told him he forgot his placard. He says its not a big deal, he'll only be a few minutes. Find security. He checks the car, calls towing. Just as they're hooking up, jerk comes out screaming when he sees it. I'm with security, leaning on my cane,. Argues w/ driver, then gets in my face, threatening me, just being an a$$. Poked me and gave me a little push. Security & the tow truck driver corner him. Call police & ask if I want to press charges for assault.Didn't realize I could. Because he thought he was special, he spent a few hours in jail, paid a fine, got community service & had to apologize to me in court.
#19
This Break Up Letter
Jay Sparky 8 years ago
Hiding his stuff in locations that are memorable spots in their relationship? Ya, he's not getting his stuff back, except the stuff at Keisi's house,. Way too funny.
Venomous Sloth 8 years ago
it would be so sad to hide her stuff in places that you had fun w/ her tho. reliving all that while its gone...
Callista pierce 4 years ago
okay. 1. i feel so bad for the person writing this i imagine they sad. also F U KELSI AND GIRLFRIEND GURL U SUCK. also way to make em feel bad.
#20
So I Got Fired From My Job
John L 8 years ago
When are you going to break the news to your former boss? That's the ultimate revenge.
Petri Häkkinen 8 years ago
I think leaving him wondering for the rest of his life is better.
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Martina Třešková 8 years ago
Why do they have a dude at the door managing the idiots when they won't let him do his damn job? This annoys me. I support this revenge fully.
Timothy D. 8 years ago
I like spamming never gonna give you up at places like that, especially if it has bad service or food, its s****y of me, i know, but i get a kick out of it lol
Deborah Joynson 4 years ago
If they had any sense...they would play the jukebox overnight. .duh
#21
Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. Giving Her This Card Tonight At My Birthday Dinner
Meowoui 8 years ago
If you really love somebody you won't cheat on them. You are much better off without her, someone is out there waiting for you to find them that will treat you with love and respect.
Tilda 8 years ago
The problem is that love is hard to find and temptation even harder to resist
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she's cheating him with 3 guys? today's people doesn,t respect others anymore
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Your birthday, though? That's got to be rough. I'm sure you could do much better than her, though. She clearly doesn't deserve you. Hope you'll find someone to treat you with respect & care...
#22
That's What You Get From Leaving Dog In A Car
John L 8 years ago
Lesson One, if you are taking your little fellow for a ride, Always make sure they go Potty first. They get excited when you are away from them, even for just a minute, and will reward you for your lack of foresight. :D
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
Lesson One, don't take your dog in the car except to a destination specifically FOR them! The vet, a dog park, or where ever they are invited. Never to anywhere else!
rachel smith 8 years ago
But my dog loves just being in the car with us and she begs to come, we never leave her there by herself though
Load More Replies... AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Poor pup. The worst thing about this is that the owner will probably end up scolding the dog for his little accident, which of course is NOT his fault. Owners like that make me sick sometimes...
R De Backer 3 years ago
Due to so many babies ans animals dying in hot cars it has luckily been made punishable by law in Belgium
Load More Replies... Jhoa 8 years ago
I think sometimes people are a bit dramatic. No, never leave your pets in a hot (or cold, for the matter) car for long. But maybe the owner just wanted to pop into a shop to get some milk or a piece of cake for tea? Five or ten minutes wont kill the dog, and if it usually lives inside a house, then it wont be much different to them.
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
But what if something happens, you lose track of time, chore takes longer, you get hurt. As with kids, you have to think of these things
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Deborah Ahern 5 years ago
Who says humans are smarter than animals and their kind will never rule the earth?
#23
Revenge Of The Garbage Men
Amadeus Kurisu 7 years ago
lesson 1: don't be a d**k to garbage workers because they are strong enough to move giant bins full of trash into your way
#24
This Girl In The Theater Had Her Feet Up On The Back Of My Friend's Chair
Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
Good on you man! I hate those kinds of people. Whenever they do that to me my girlfriend gets up and goes behind the person doing it
Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
Takes off her shoes and rest them right above them. Once she brought nail clippers and started clipping her toenails xD
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Michael Gabriel 8 years ago
I've had that done to me. The best way to handle rude idiots like this is to grab their foot, take their shoe off and throw it way to the other side of the dark theater.
invisible sheep 7 years ago
i have a bad luck that always get people behind me kicking my chair etc, so what i love to do is to stand up and just look at them. If people were yelling id say unless this person stop kicking my chair, i wont sit down. Solves the issue quickly.
MiTmite9 2 years ago
My favorite theatre people-being-jerks story is the time I took my boyfriend to see Pulp Fiction. I had already seen it, and he practically had to be dragged to the theatre (not a movie lover, as such). The theatre was pretty packed and this chick sitting behind us just would NOT shut up. She was doing that play-by-play commentary: "I bet he'll be sorry he left his gun when he went into the bathroom, " e.g. Dirty looks weren't slowing her down, so I finally leaned way back, turned around, looked her right in the eye and said, "I've already seen this movie. IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'm going to tell you exactly what happens next, who dies and how it all ends." She looked pretty shocked. Her date gave me the "Oh, THANK GAWD" look. She didn't say another word. My boyfriend was so engrossed in the movie ----- he never even noticed I'd said anything at all to that idiot girl.
#25
Pretty Little Liar
Shauday Smith 8 years ago
i might also play a lot absurd movies and documentaries on her profile too. Like foreign romances, WWI docs, disgusting disease series.... or up their reviews on her profile before changing passwords, though that might be more trouble than it's worth.
#26
A Living Statue Gets Revenge For Getting Pushed
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
it's called being an a*****e. Surprisingly a lot of people LOVE to be one.
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Natasha Forchione 8 years ago
i love how shocked the girl is after she got b***h slapped...LOL
Cheryl Hotard 8 years ago
Why do Iove watching this clip over and over and seeing that brat get clobbered?
GoGo Paredes 8 years ago
Girl in the blue earned that slap though... she was pushing and poking and prodding... the hell is wrong with people?
#27
Asked My Girlfriend To Pick Up A Card From Us For My Mom's Birthday... Girlfriend: 1 Me: 0
Ian Kalman 8 years ago
Well then buy several of them...http://www.baldguygreetings.com/018-happy-birthday-from-us/ We realize that we're commenting on this three months after you commented, but we that's just because we didn't want to sound desperate.
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#28
Craigslist Scammer Petty Revenge
Joyce Plaate 3 years ago
Ihad to read this twice to fully comprehend what had been done. Then I had to read it again, just out of sheer admiration.👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏽
MiTmite9 2 years ago
What's weird about Craigslist is sometimes you think for sure the potential buyer is a scammer "Is it still available?" (for instance), but then the person turns out to be a legit buyer. I've made more than a few sales by giving the people the benefit of the doubt. Once, though, I did "out" a couple scammers by posting their fake emails (blah blah blah dot com) on Clist and telling people to beware of "Justin" and "Christine" (or whomever).
#29
Karma's Funny
Mei-Lin Po 8 years ago
It's the girl whose phone was stolen, posting to the thief's account under their name. So first she says "I" took the phone, because for the moment she is impersonating the thief. Then she says maybe this will teach YOU, speaking at that point directly to the thief who presumably will see the message, posted to their own wall in their own name, when they next log in.
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Instant Revenge
#31
Burn
#32
Gamer Revenge
#33
Popcorn Revenge
person (i think) 8 years ago
I want to support this but MICROWAVE POPCORN SMELLS SO GROSS!!! Plus the smell really lingers :(
Amadeus Kurisu 7 years ago
it is very good though especially Act II's extra buttery popcorn but still thats a pretty good roasting
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Artur Niedzielski 8 years ago
Small of popcorn in the office is not a great idea. Sometimes there are clints indisde. I understand your boss. You can eat your popocorn at cinema or home. Not at job. So your reacion was childish.
#34
Another Use For A Zip Tie
Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 8 years ago
Know I know what to do if this d**k who works with me double parks again
Kiss Army 7 years ago
Once, someone got out of their truck and shoved a cart into our car. My husband got a bootlace off one of his workboots from the trunk of our car can tied the cart to that guys bumper in such a way that it was not coming off without scissors. Our only regret was that we didn't have time to wait around and watch him try to leave!
Martina Třešková 8 years ago
Took me few seconds to figure out what the driver did to deserve it. But legit :)
M O'Connell 8 years ago
Nah, unless it's tight, you can undo it with your fingers. This pretty much requires wire-cutters.
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This Comeback
Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
That's a fast delivery, what was that pizzeria? ... that's not the point? ...oh, ok... :)
Daria B 8 years ago
Nah, it is the point, if we take your comment as a pun. ^_- (but I do agree with you about needing an equally fast pizza delivery service ♥)
Load More Replies... AspieGirl88 8 years ago
It was probably a single slice of pizza from a pizza-parlour/restaurant, if it took only 20 seconds! LOL. 😏
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
It's something FaceBook does as it is easier and takes less coding or something.
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Shyla Clay 3 years ago
This. I had a boyfriend whom I called the ten second squirt. We had sex five times in the time we dated. It literally took less than a minute for all five out together.
#36
Dog's Revenge
Amadeus Kurisu 7 years ago
don't even try mess with a relaxing dog they will humiliate you
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#37
Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
How utterly bizarre that people get freaked out by drinking human milk when we are the only mammals that drink the milk of other mammals!
Leigh Rivero 8 years ago
Considering the milk people drink from cows and goats is pasteurized and human milk can carry viruses like HIV I do not think its that absurd.
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M O'Connell 8 years ago
When I use someone else's coffee creamer, I tape a dollar to the side. It's just the polite thing to do.
Koda Messervy-Dolberg 5 years ago
I have to pump while I’m at work and sometimes the containers I pump into decide to leak so I always carry a container with a lid I can transfer it to like an old creamer container.
Load More Replies... Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
If someone stole my food/drink daily I would just put massive amount of laxative in it... Then just wait in the bathroom with the door locked until they come desperate for some relief. I'm not a monster though, I would open the door... after the disaster, so they can wash themselves or try...
Grace Smith 7 years ago
It taste like da nice like cantaloupe 🍈 juice (mums recently had a baby so I tried it from a cup)
#38
Cheat On Me? I'll Destroy Your Relationship With Your Mother
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
Did something similar... Had a guy cheat on me and put all the love notes and tokens in a box and sent it via Fed-Ex to his parents house. They had to open it up and call him. Apparently, he didn't tell them at the time what he had done because he was ashamed, but connected with me years later and said he eventually told his parents the reason for the box. They told him they were disappointed in him to see he obviously hadn't grown up. I think his parents words stung him more than I could.
Lucybaby 8 years ago
That was a very brave and smart thing for him to do, sounds like she never deserved him in the first place. I never understood how someone can be in a long term relationship with someone if they know they are the kind of person to be with more than one person. Be single and leave the good guys and girls alone. That's another reason why there's so many f****d up people in the world.
Jose Antonio 5 years ago
not sure why this comment got a dislike, but i added a like to counter it. the person who disliked this must be unfaithful themselves and should really reevaluate their life.
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crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
Can someone summarize this in a TL;DR? It's super long but it seems really interesting. Ty to anyone who does
PattonPawter 5 years ago
What does “the white picket fence” mean? I’d really like someone to explain it to me.
Katie Rezek 4 years ago
It's a fantasy, a picture-perfect life. Nice house with a white picket fence in a beautiful neighborhood, family, kids, dog, weekend bbqs.
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Slow Burn
Lana Vasti Els (Mylah) 8 years ago
If you ever own a car, you'll understand, you will need a spare, more often than not actually.
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Tracy Sellars 8 years ago
Better revenge is to insert a nail. Try will go down slowly and can't be traced back to you. Can do multiple times
Cherie 8 years ago
I would also have leaned a nail or two into the (very edge) tread of at least one tire, so it would run over it when he tried to drive off. With any luck, it would ruin the tire completely too.
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Jean-Francois Brisson 8 years ago
"I had an ex who I THOUGHT cheated on me, and he denied it" Not saying that IS what happened, but I've dealt with really paranoid /unstable people before.
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
No, it says, "I had an ex that cheated on me but denied it."
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#40
Smart Car Isn't Having It
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
That is not even as much as he deserves. People who are uncivilized like this are very welcome to go live by their own, if they can't live in society.
FullSpectrum Survivalist 8 years ago
I think the people who are civilized are the ones who avoid so called society as much as possible. Believe me, there are plenty of people who are civilized who would gladly do as yous suggested the a holes do, but it's not that easy. By the way, people don't do that out in the country, it's in cities and towns where the real A holes live, you know so called civilization.
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Phaedra Loftis 8 years ago
With all the dents on that truck, I don't even know what he truck driver was trying to accomplish. Maybe he doesn't trust himself to open his door without hitting someone else's car with it lol
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
Well the truck owner can always enter his car from the other side..he just have to wait that the other cars leave :-)
Robin Ellison 8 years ago
Just desserts. Is that how the phrase is spelled? Who knows. But he had it coming
Claudia Espindola 8 years ago
Oh I see! Little car blocked the trucks door... Sweet, but with trolls like that, I'd risk it
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
The truck driver could have put the itty bitty car in his truck bed for revenge on the revenge. That would be awesome! Sorry, not!;)
#41
Educated Ex
Swedish Attack Helicopter 7 years ago (edited)
Yes, THIS is how you do it. Don't break all your ex's stuff just because you're pissed, that's wrong on quite a few levels. Annoying things like this, however, is good.
FullSpectrum Survivalist 8 years ago
She made it easy for you, it would of been much harder to remove if she had of skipped the pole.
#42
Colleague Revenge
cybersecuritylawsrc secure 4 years ago
The posting, or threat of posting, of sexually explicit photographs or videos online, without the consent of those depicted, is used to threaten, control, abuse, bully and humiliate those in the images or film. It is a gross violation of an individual’s privacy. The explicit nature of the images is simply the method or vehicle though which the revenge is exacted.
#43
Cheese Revenge
#44
2 Free Goats
Rae Ramirez 2 years ago
I did something similar to my ex’s current girlfriend who was constantly accusing me of still being involved with my ex! It was for a moving sale all items must go! I used pictures of nice furniture and big tvs and nice clothes! And her actual phone number. No one messes with telling my son at 7 years old that his mother is a crackhead prostitute even if it was true (btw it’s not true).
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
After reading this, I can't help imagining multiple people dialling this number & making many garbled queries in Spanish! ROFL. 😂
#45
Well Deserved Revenge
Jeremie Guerra 8 years ago
I got a little confused with the :"I'm married with two kids"... ^^
#46
So Someone Stole My Bike
L McN 6 years ago
Day, I would give them a DAY. And a requirement for an essay on why it was worth stealing (in some rare cases it can be excusable, like running from someone after you, or chasing a kidnapper). If I can accept it, then nothing further.
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i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
"Sincerely, the poor student with no money, but a broken printer"
#47
Savage Boyfriend
Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
stille20 you misspelled "it's" and i'm assuming you meant it "isn't" revenge spell check yourself if you wanna be a grammar nazi
#48
This Comeback
#49
This (Ex) Wife Went Big
Gwinevere von Ludwig 8 years ago
this is a viral campaign for some TV show. came out a few yars ago.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Panda 8 years ago
In New York I saw a similar billboard that said something like: Hi Maddie, Enjoy the champagne while it lasts. My New Year's resolution is to HUNT YOU DOWN AND TAKE BACK EVERY PENNY Love, your (soon to be ex) husband It was GOLD
#50
Sheep Gets Revenge On Cat
#51
My Friend Decided To Cover Up The Tattoo Of His Ex Wife
Petra Rola Cole 8 years ago
Why would this be revenge, why would she care, it's still your body, not hers, and whoever sees your tattoo wouldn't know its "her face".
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
joke's on him, who in hell gets the face of someone else tattooed FOR LIFE????
#52
Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker
L McN 6 years ago
lol my wife doesn't make my lunches (I eat leftovers for lunch) but she does make dinners most nights (often I am working the second job from home and am unable to, so...) and I would never call her my sandwich maker. At least not seriously, and even RARELY is joking and that is quickly followed up by something bad about me....so, well deserved. But, at least you still got a lunch, so I hope it was out of humor and not a real fight.
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
It implies that it's the only thing women can do.
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Ebay Revenge
Christina Palmer 8 years ago
I got a message from the seller almost demanding a review even though I had JUST received the item.
cybersecuritylawsrc secure 4 years ago
The posting, or threat of posting, of sexually explicit photographs or videos online, without the consent of those depicted, is used to threaten, control, abuse, bully and humiliate those in the images or film. It is a gross violation of an individual’s privacy. The explicit nature of the images is simply the method or vehicle though which the revenge is exacted.
#54
Someone Wasn't Happy About This Double-Parked Car
white widow 8 years ago
I would've tried to put them in an U shape... to make it harder to remove them...
Bel Panado 8 years ago
I'd take extra mile and actually attach some of them carts to the car using cable ties or anything I can use, so as not to give this person an easy time removing the carts.
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Captain Kennit 5 years ago
Cars with disabled tags are allowed to park like this legally if there are no available disabled spots open. Most need room for wheelchairs and such. Don't do stuff like this if you see a disabled tag. If it's just an a*****e, have fun!
Lillukka79 8 years ago
"Double parking can refer to parking parallel to a car already parked at the curb, double parking in attended car parks and garages, or multi-space parking."
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#55
Well, He Is Right
Jesus Wäre 8 years ago
Why is gay an insult? Saying "you're gay" is like saying "you're a person who has their own sexual preferences" ._.
person (i think) 8 years ago
Itsyaboi was trying to insult* everyone else and TheFalk pointed out that he had insulted* himself. (*being gay is not actually an insult but some people seem to think it is/treat it as such)
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
I agree with you that all sexual preferences should be treated as normal, but in my opinion it won't do any harm in being proud at your personal preference, now and then as long as it won't harm another physically or mentally :D
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Then you’re not just incredibly old (how are you still alive?), but also incredibly sheltered. Newsflash: many, MANY words have more than one meaning. Where do you live that you have neither TV nor net access?
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#56
Street Art Revenge
Adam Havlík 8 years ago
I hate to be a bubble burster, but it's a glued on cut-out ;-) Does still require a bit of skill though...
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#57
My Girlfriend Thinks She Is Funny
Ditto 8 years ago
have you ever worked a nightshift? Especially for 6 days in a row? I don't blame the dude.
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This seems like a really healthy relationship to me. Believe it or not, I'm serious
Thammy Ensor 5 years ago
If he is usually the one that pranks her, I would have let her have that one. Especially since HE is the one who forgot what day it was, she just went along with it. Clearly this is someone who cannot take what he dishes out without "revenge"
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
you really think THAT is a little too far? Please look up for boyfriend vs girlfriend on youtube and THEN come back
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#58
Bitter Man Buys The House Next Door To His Ex-Wife And Installs An Interesting Sculpture
Shauday Smith 8 years ago
right? way to let go of the pain and live your best life, mate. Everyone is a loser here.
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Aunt Messy 8 years ago
Wow. How much did that cost? That's called "shooting yourself in the foot". Every time she sees that sculpture I'm betting she laughs and takes it as evidence that she did the right thing by dumping his sorry a*s.
Kelly Hartle 8 years ago
My dad designed a three-story house for a Brit and his wife. It obstructed the view of an assistant of the Mayor, so he called building inspectors to come over again and again (Dad's been in business 40 years and never had one before, let alone so many. The Brit had a great idea for revenge--he also wanted to build a statue--of an inverted peace sign facing the assistant Mayor's house. In the UK it means the same as the finger here, but the guy would never know it!
#59
My Roommate Went Out Of Town And Came Back To 400 Balloons. Got His Revenge When The Other One Left For A Week. Literally Everything In His Room Was Wrapped And Put Back In The Same Place
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
I wish I had that much MONEY!! Wrapping paper is EXPENSIVE!!!
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#60
So Generous
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
I like the "Girls, ( or guys of you're that way inclined)" it's a nice touch
Mei-Lin Po 8 years ago
She earned being kicked out; but I'm not so sure it gave him the right to give away her stuff...
Dillian Lewis-Pertarb 3 years ago
Ummm...I get it that's messed up of her for doing that. Kicking her out is also.understood BUT....not sure about the law where you're located but she can turn around & sue you for selling or giving away her personal items. She's not worth you being made to buy her a new wardrobe after her cheating on you....is it??🤔
Dillian Lewis-Pertarb 3 years ago
Lol....that's a pet peeve of mine so I get it...😊
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Best Wishes To You, Her, & Your Baby. Love, Your Wife
Rosa Greyhound 8 years ago
I would say wth would you spend your time looking that up but I just looked at it and yep I bet you're right!
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#62
Angry Girl At My School Posted These All Around Campus
Anne Madag 8 years ago
and that lost dog is become famous in their campus :'3 but still not good that revenge.
#63
Trust Issues
Bernice Xkembri 3 years ago
that's the same issue we het women have, every time a guy says they're nice, not like the other guys, that they're loyal, that they treat women well, that they won't cheat, that they're good in bed, yet 9/10 we get disappointed
FullSpectrum Survivalist 8 years ago
HA HA, reminds me of this video from youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrpbCWvnC2Y
Lucybaby 8 years ago
He was talking c**p about his girlfriend to another girl, so the new girl told him off in the worst possible way.
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Mr Young 7 years ago
A GREAT SPELL CASTER (DR. ADABA) THAT HELP ME BRING BACK MY EX GIRL FRIEND BACK TO ME. Am so happy to testify about a great spell caster that helped me when all hope was lost for me to unite with my ex girl friend that i love so much. Am from CANADA and my name is YOUNG , i had a girl friend that love me so much but something terrible happen to our relationship one afternoon when her girl friend that was always trying to get to me was trying to force me to make love to her just because she was been jealous of her friend that i was dating and on the scene my girl friend just walk in and she thought we had something special doing together, i tried to explain things to her that her friend always do this when ever she is not with me and i always refuse her but i never told her because i did not want the both of them to be enemies to each other but she never believed me. She broke up with me and i tried times with out numbers to make her believe me but she never believed me until one day i
#64
You Get Some Pretty Satisfying Results
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
We need some more context here. But I assume it's about an angry (ex) girl- or boyfriend.
#65
Got Revenge On My Sister By Hiding Her Science Presentation In A Maze Of Folders
Diana Geo 8 years ago
Use 'Search' option - find it in a couple of seconds... not such a big revenge
Miri Lee 8 years ago
if i was the brother, i would have renamed the project file...
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Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
I've done something similar, except I made every folder have 2 subfolders, and each subfolder have to sub folders. I also renamed the item, and changed the picture to a folder. Person still hasn't found the item.
Aimee Turner 7 years ago
You can just look in the search bar. Unless he re-named the documents all the same thing.
Mei-Lin Po 8 years ago
Punishment doesn't really fit the crime here, to my mind. But maybe that's just me.
#66
Man Finds Over 100 Ways To Use His Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
Janice Foster 8 years ago
Actions like this just reflect badly on him - she's still sooo much in his brain, rent-free, that he spends all this time on petty acts
Trude Donnelly 8 years ago
I dont see it as petty. I see it as closure. And fun. Good sense of humour. Good on him. :D
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Margot Moser 2 years ago
This guy has more problems than just losing a wife. I'm sure she regrets ever putting it on and loathes it more than he does.
#67
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
#68
Ex Fiancé And Ex Best Man Are Now Dating. He Left His Wii At My Place. I Made Sure To Get It Back To Him
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
I can just imagine a dozen ways to make it worse. Imagine putting a layer of sandpaper right between two layers of tape so that he's gonna hate you even more.
Nicola Morley 8 years ago
You went a bit overboard there to 'protect' the guys console. You're being too considerate.
Angie Chan 8 years ago
I would have gone one step further and welded it in a steel cage that blocks the ports.
Godspeed 8 years ago
I get it, but I don't get it. All he has to do in unwrap it and cut the wires....outside.
Margot Moser 2 years ago
I feel sorry for you. After trying so hard to exact revenge, I suspect you don't feel one bit better.
#69
Girlfriend Packed My Lunch Today After An Argument The Night Before
Aengus Ball 8 years ago
why the f**k does he not make his own?? :/ It's the 21st century now, hellooo
Elizabeth Levin (ElizaMaow) 2 years ago
What's so bad about that? All you need is a knife, some butter, and some salt, and you've got a delicious lunch.
#70
My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In
#71
To The Person Who Stole My Pizza
Rosewood Gamer 4 years ago
I actually have a story similar to this one: My dad and I were going to pick to pick up a movie from a rental place that just happened to have a pizza place next to it, naturally we decided that pizza and movies are a good combo and my dad walked over to order one while I picked up a movie. Not FIVE MINUTES LATER my dad walks over to pick up our order and sees an employee stuffing it into his face. Of course my dad is disgusted by this and promptly calls for the manager, employee is fired on the spot and we get another pizza.
#72
Glowing Revenge
#73
Revenge Is Sweet
Daniel Law 8 years ago
Pretty funny until he jumps up and turns your computer into a doorstop.
Rachael Leventhal 8 years ago
That cat's probably happy to be warmed by the laptop, though. :)
#74
Roommate Stopped Chipping In
Eddy Jay 8 years ago
I can say by own experience, its not easy living together with friends. Also you could say that but they still "forgot" these things
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Jennifer Burke Richardson 8 years ago
That's some pretty petty behavior from someone who calls themselves a "friend". Geez. What's if she's depressed or is having issues at work?
Daniel Law 8 years ago
Or you could just be an adult and ask her to pay up. If she doesn't, kick her out.
jenn macfar 7 years ago
maybe she has a problem with money... have you tried talking about this first? if she has a psychiatric problem it needs to be seen to. but if she ignores you i understand your frustration. i lost a "friend" of ten years i lent a lot of money to, and still got only half of it back. I lost at playing his shrink and now have to chase him for it....not cool. If that wasn´t bad enough, he has even gone so far as to blackmail me. contact with his family members confirms that he is a psychopath... if i knew then how he would react to all this, i never would have lent him the money in the first place. live and learn
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
You may be getting downvoted for what (I hope!) is a typo. Surely you meant “fun” and not “gun,” right?
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My Friend Caught Her Husband Cheating On Her With A Girl He Met Through Online Gaming. She Cleaned All Of Her Belongings Out Of The House Today While He Was At Work And Left The Shirt He Wore To His Bachelor Party On His Favorite Gaming Chair
John Ashley 8 years ago
Tramp never cheated. Like Mr. Joel he just snagged by an "Uptown Girl".
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Tory Klementsen 8 years ago
The shirt he wore should have been a tip off...if my husband had worn that to his bachelor party, there would have been words.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 3 years ago
how would you have known? you wouldn't have been there. but more importantly, he's a grown man who can where whatever shirt he wants to wherever he wants but especially to his own bachelor party. that's one helluva strange hill to die on, tory.
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Richard Buss 8 years ago
Many years ago I discovered my girlfriend of two years was cheating on me. I worked for a moving company at the time. She went to work one day and.... came home to an empty apartment that night.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 3 years ago
missed the word "caught" in there, did ya?
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My Friends Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home
Me. 2 years ago
It's Christmas, don't force kids to do things for "memories" or the like that they hate
Load More Replies... Anne Madag 8 years ago
We don't have a Christmas but I want to take a picture with Santa even I'm already 22 years old. :D
Deneille Smith 8 years ago
That's probably how they spend Christmas diner together, so the picture is accurate
💖 Stacy Rae 💖 8 years ago
My siblings, nephew, niece and partners have been doing a Santa photo for my Mum for over 10 years now. I love it!
#77
Welcome Home
#78
How To Get Your Neighbors To Stop Stealing Your Newspaper
Deneille Smith 8 years ago
What point is having the news paper not stolen if it's covered in poop?
#79
My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge
Amadeus Kurisu 7 years ago
i love jokes where you don't destroy anything and just make it hell for them to clean up
#80
This Guy Pissed Off His Neighbor, Who Happens To Own The Adjacent Parking Lot
Dilyan Dimitrov 8 years ago
Pretty sure that's illegal. If one owns a property, they're entitled by law to access from and to that property as well.
Cassie 8 years ago
That depends on the location and local laws. Here, for example, you can buy a landlocked property with no guaranteed right of access and hope one of your neighbors is nice enough to allow you an easement across their property. If you get no easement, the only way to access your property is to trespass. Some places do not permit the sale of landlocked property to avoid these issues.
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Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
The fence has been there for some time. Notice the paint splatters on top of the closest pole? Also, I don't know of any place that allows a separate property (especially what seems to be in a business area) to build smack up on the property line. My guess is that this is both parts of a single property and that door is only used for ventilation for something like a workshop or even a horse stable or some kind of flea/farmer's market.
Penelope Butterworth 8 years ago
in the state I live in you can still buy landlocked property and not have any access to it. Unfortunately, even the courts can not forcibly grant access. Unless it was a case of local, state or federal government need to use the land the land owner has no obligation to allow anyone to use the property. Like it or not. Buyer Beware!
#81
Don't Mess With A Contractor And His Parking Spot
Godspeed 8 years ago
The only thing is, no one really owns that car. It's a car share. He's not really putting anyone out.
person (i think) 8 years ago
Well, he is putting out the next person who needs it, who probably isn't even the same person who parked the car! :(. But you are right that the revenge is misdirected!
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Five More Tasks To Complete
Ladam 8 years ago
But she's a genius if she makes him go through all this and dumps him anyway.
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Janice Foster 8 years ago
Ummm...yeeaaaah, this sounds like an unhealthy relationship all round!
Kira Leseman 8 years ago
I hope he does all the tasks and she still leaves him. That would be a nice f u.
Natalie Ellis 8 years ago
If she wasn't enough and he had to look elsewhere for whatever he 'wanted' like hell would I take him back. Love, (like a fart) can't be forced... just like a cheater I'd never trust a fart either!
Eric Johnson 2 years ago
Only thing that would make this better would be for her to reject him at the end of all those tasks!
Jane Cortez 3 years ago
Yes, being vengeful and punishing like this is retaliating with emotional abuse to shatter what little remains. Healthy people express emotions, work through things together and ultimately forgive or decide to leave.
#83
Revenge On Cheating Ex-boyfriend That Will Take About 17 Years
Rosa Greyhound 8 years ago
I always find it so weird when American people are like 'what's that in our money' cos usually it's the other way around (I'm English)
Shane Stoner 6 years ago
Im American and I have no clue what you're talking about
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Viktoria Vida 8 years ago
Maybe I'm a little bit slow, but Uhm just what? Where is the revenge?
Maya 8 years ago
He's only going to get the equivalent of about one cent a day from his girlfriend that he cheated on, as he asked for probably a lot of money back. So, he's only getting one cent a day for a looonnngg time :)
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#84
While Preparing For My Garage Sale, I Found A Pendant My Ex Gave Me... I Decided To Be A Little Creative With Selling It
Angie Chan 8 years ago
I wouldn't really consider that revenge...that is more turning a bad thing into someone else's good fortune.
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
Don't know how it's revenge but nice woman for selling it for 2 dollars
Bernice Xkembri 3 years ago
she should have just sold it for more that would have been the real revenge
Kira Leseman 8 years ago
Wow. I had that same exact heart pendant from a ex and when I found it again years later I sold it to a pawnshop for $25.
#85
Revenge On The Baby
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
uuuhhh, I bet the baby will need diaper rash cream for that burn!! Nah, he probably is out of f***s to give
Katerina K 8 years ago
He's not an a*****e, he's a baby (just doing his thing). The a*****e is the one who took that photo and posted it.
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
Sign of a really bad parent who thinks their baby acts deliberately to p**s them off.
stacyh 8 years ago
Or sign of a parent who has a really good sense of humor. I very much doubt any parent would think their baby was being a d**k on purpose.
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Jason Marin 6 years ago
To me the real a*****e is whoever chose to humiliate their child like this.
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#86
Caught Wife Cheating, Free Corvette!
Swedish Attack Helicopter 7 years ago (edited)
I like how people tend to downvote comments disagreeing with whoever gets revenge, no matter what they did, even theft and destruction of property.
Mei-Lin Po 8 years ago
I don't have a particularly high opinion of ANY of the parties involved here.
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
I hope she sued your a*s for stealing her car and you're sleeping under a bridge. You're the piece of s**t, I get why she cheated on you.
Jim Bonner 5 years ago
I hope you are sleeping under a effin bridge cupcake. 100 percent bet it was HIS car not the bitches
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#87
Tips For A Bad Service
E Menendez 8 years ago
Not much in terms of revenge. Just turn the glass upright while holding the plate on it.
Shari H 8 years ago
Actually, in the area where I live that is considered a serious insult to the server. It isn't the tip, it is payment for the bill, and putting it underwater indicates displeasure with the service. They did do it wrong though, you use paper to flip it upside-down then slip the paper out. Of course in this day most servers probably are not aware of, or do not care about the insult. If someone did that to my M-I-L (a career waitress) she would have been devastated.
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Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
I guess that was the full bill + tips. You can see the check note behind, it means the waiter hasn't been back yet.
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Stanley Zheng 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that it's the total and the tips. Waiter wasn't back yet, check's still there.
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bigoldthor 8 years ago
You're supposed to invert the glass on the table, not a plate. And just leave a penny or a nickel...all the better to make your point.
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Niki Kelly 8 years ago
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Abigail Forrest 8 years ago
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
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Chase Goodson 8 years ago
Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
Cami Brown 3 years ago
I had a teacher tell me this story: her son was a missionary in Africa (I forget the country), and she'd occasionally send him packages but they didn't all get to him because the local post office would steal them sometimes. So she sent him brownies with laxatives. A month or so later she got a letter saying he was sorry it took so long to write but the post office had been closed for a while because all the employees were sick.
Taruna Sawaki 5 years ago
Thinking twice is like hesitation and if you don't do it, you will get more regret than feeling calmed. Do it before your target is not there anymore and had a chance to escape your plans.
EvieNiffler 8 years ago
Nothing grand, but here is one of my little moments of satisfaction; Back when I was at uni there was a communal kitchen between 7 of us. We all got along on most days, and I love cooking so I was happy to make a meal or bake cakes for everyone about once a week out of my own pocket. This was until I realised someone was stealing my food. Now I'm not naive enough to think that no one would touch anyone elses food, but I'm talking an entire bag of sugar vanishing over night. I tried being civil, asking to see if anyone would own up, or if anyone wanted me to pick them up some next time I went shopping. But no. No one owned up, and my full bag of sugar vanished again two weeks later. Another week it was obviously being dipped into regularly. So, having had enough, I decided to add a little surprise into a new bag of sugar - I broke up a handful of dry spaghetti into tiny bits and mixed it into the bag, then left it. I just wish I could have seen their faces when they used it >:)
Niki Kelly 8 years ago
My revenge story isn't quite as ingenious as these but it's still pretty damn satisfying. Warning-SPOILERS! There is this woman I know who absolutely despises me and I have no idea why. I always try to be nice to her but she does nothing but throws angry glares my way and spreads nasty rumors about me. There is a group of us that watch The Walking Dead religiously. Wanting to be part of the crowd, she eventually started watching it too. But she doesn't have cable so she waits until the season is over an buys it on DVD. Because of this she is always a season or two behind. Whenever I hear another bit of nastiness she has told a friend or co-worker I'll make sure I'm in earshot of her (which is easy to do because she constantly eavesdrops), and just start shouting out things to another co-worker who watches TWD like "OMG! Did you see when Carl got shot in the eye????" "Did you see when Negan killed Abraham?" "Poor Maggie had to watch Glen die!"
Abigail Forrest 8 years ago
Mine isn't ingenious either, but is similar to something like This. SPOILERS. Eurovision happened last Saturday, but my dad was at a meeting so we've paused it and are going to watch it this Saturday instead. But the entirety of last week was my friend Nadia asking me if I watched it, and every time she asked I would say yes. And On saturday, I text her my annoyance at having to postpone. Come Monday, she comes into school and I've successfully avoided spoilers so I can find out for myself who won. While talking to another friend, I hear Nadia yell "PORTUGAL WON!!!" and I yell at her, and her reply is "oh sorry, I didn't know you watched it." A few hours later, I was talking to my friend Hamidha about New Girl, which Nadia recently started watching. So when she said "New Girl??? I watch that!" I turned around and said "Oh yeah? Schmidt and CeCe get married and Cece gets pregnant. Oh, and Nick and Jess get together and Coach and May break up and Winston dates his co worker Ally."
Load More Replies... Chase Goodson 8 years ago
Some little 13 year old was squealing at me over my gaming microphone because he couldnt beat me in a call of duty match. So, he threatens to "find where i live and f**k my mom in front of me." Well, i said "alright cool i'll let her know you're interested." And proceeded to trace his connection, locating this idiot not even 14 miles from me. So i get my mom, tell her the situation, and we get in the truck and head over and knock on the door. Kid comes up with his mom, and my mom and i graciously explain what had transpired. His mom was very polite and nice but as soon as that door shut all i heard was a smack and a crying 13 year old brat. Priceless.
Cami Brown 3 years ago
I had a teacher tell me this story: her son was a missionary in Africa (I forget the country), and she'd occasionally send him packages but they didn't all get to him because the local post office would steal them sometimes. So she sent him brownies with laxatives. A month or so later she got a letter saying he was sorry it took so long to write but the post office had been closed for a while because all the employees were sick.
Taruna Sawaki 5 years ago
Thinking twice is like hesitation and if you don't do it, you will get more regret than feeling calmed. Do it before your target is not there anymore and had a chance to escape your plans.
EvieNiffler 8 years ago
Nothing grand, but here is one of my little moments of satisfaction; Back when I was at uni there was a communal kitchen between 7 of us. We all got along on most days, and I love cooking so I was happy to make a meal or bake cakes for everyone about once a week out of my own pocket. This was until I realised someone was stealing my food. Now I'm not naive enough to think that no one would touch anyone elses food, but I'm talking an entire bag of sugar vanishing over night. I tried being civil, asking to see if anyone would own up, or if anyone wanted me to pick them up some next time I went shopping. But no. No one owned up, and my full bag of sugar vanished again two weeks later. Another week it was obviously being dipped into regularly. So, having had enough, I decided to add a little surprise into a new bag of sugar - I broke up a handful of dry spaghetti into tiny bits and mixed it into the bag, then left it. I just wish I could have seen their faces when they used it >:)
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