This is terrifying at 4:24 am! Goodbye sleep

Every. Damned. Morning.

"Kangaroo Kicks, B***h!!" LMAO that is so true

How true that is...$20.00US I'll never see again!

Water from a pan that's been soaking in the sink for a few hours is also a gourmet drink.

Either the freshest water from the tap or the dirtiest puddle in the driveway. Cat logic

My cats eat EVERYTHING - bread, yoghurt, crisps, potatoes, carrots, basically anything they can get there paws on. Oh, except the catfood.

Drinking from taps (faucets) are so much more fun

Water from the tap always tastes better, of course.

My cat rarely drinks from her own bowl but loves drinking from the dogs bowl for some reason.

Most of my cats have liked drinking from moving water. They'd have a bowl, but mostly they'd stand at the bathroom sink waiting until I noticed them waiting for me to turn on the faucet.

and water from the toilet, I swear he does that slurp slurp slurp

So true, hahaha!

It’s FRESH water that comes from the tap. No matter if you just filled the bowl.

also water in a bowl for dogs works!

Thats exactly my cat i could litterally take a picture of him right now waiting in the bath for me to give him water

fish pond not water bowl : (

My dorky cat won't drink out of anything else, including the various fountains I've tried.

My cat pressed her cheek to mine yesterday and drank water from the bath I was soaking in....

This is one of my cats every morning

I promised myself to call my cats by name only, to make them answer to it.. Two weeks I lasted and gave up to Kittyieh, Fluffy, Muzzlezies, Foofoos and other type of absolutely rubbish sweetness xD

false. A cat will never admit a mistake

when i was 16 my cat brought one of the rabbits from my neighbour. i was mortified but quickly climbed over the fence, cleaned the dead rabbit from dirt and put it back in the enclosure. a few days later the neighbour told my mum how the craziest Thing happened..... one of the rabbits died of old age and she burried it..and a day later it was laying in the enclosure, completly cleaned. she now believes that she had some Kind of Jesus-rabbit.

We call it "prisoner transport" in my house. I have to remove the lid at the vet to get the patient out of it.

"...and tell me how pretty/handsome I am while getting out the good crunchies."

03:03 AM Flying Kitty Wheelies up and down the stairs, ricocheting off of the pillow while yowling to wake the dead.

OBEY got me going :D

I have found toys under the furniture that I don't remember purchasing.

I love that kind of nail trimmer, it's the only thing I can use on my guinea pigs and dog!

cat does this all the time, close the door and she crawls under the door...... from when he was a kitten till now, and has taught the other cats to do the same thing. there has never been privacy in my house, they even do it to my room door.

Hahahaha! Yet again...

I would love a shower friend as long as they didn't claw me or anything.

Mine does this too, or if I sleep on a side she sits on the curve of my waist and I wake up barely breathing and in pain because the "princess" considers me the most comfortable throne.

Yes, that is called a "trauma code" in the ER.

Nope.

Yep, Armageddon-quality damage in a fraction of the time!

Ahhh, the collar of shame...

The more cherished, expensive or irreplaceable the item the more irresistible it is to the cat. I just can't have nice things.

Oh thank God! I was freaking out my cat was the onyl one acting this way. He yells at me every single day, doesnt matter its 0 celsius outside. HE WANTS OUT. And I feel so miserable being scolded by him all the time xD

Mwahahahahaaaa!!!!

yup.... another favorite place to sleep....

And now the box isn't happy anymore...

OMG! Mine!

Yes. Mine always has dry food in her bowl but always insists that I pet her or at least stand next to her while she eats, including every night sometimes at about 3am, and about 10 minutes later when I'm back in bed she wants me to let her out :/ (and later my aunt lets her back in and she climbs on my chest ... there are almost no entirely peaceful - or lonely - nights for me). And yes, she sometimes simply walks away from the food after asking for me to come, even if I give her fresh food and give in and pet her waiting for her to eat. She just sniffs the food and enjoys the pets and then walks away. She also doesn't like to be pet when eating wet food or anything else than dry food but still wants me to stand next to her. And sometimes after she asks for it and I give her fresh wet food she also just sniffs it and walks away, only not as often as with dry food. She's complicated and picky but I love her.

She didn't sniff it and try to drink it first?

When you start to feel sorry for a spider.