There's a BP sticker on the gift on his back

YES. My hair's literally EVERYWHERE. My bf recently told me he's happy I have so much hair, or I'd be bold by now!

The trick is to procrastinate until someone chooses out of sheer frustration...

Much worse then watching alone (the other can simply also watch later) is to continue with a computer game that you jointly played!

As long as the butts are touching, the relationship is safe!

both

At least remove the bloody blanket. This is no US movie.

This one really resonated with me.

eating is very helpful, less cleaning after to do :)

Chocolate is the worst, at first you aren't quite sure what it is.

At first it's fine, then it's slippery, then it gets frantic & slippery, then it's dangerous & someones gonna get injured.

Pop! Right in her eye.

Did anyone else notice the Bored Panda emoji?

We have to put our socks in safe places - our dogs adore them.

The reality is it's too hot for you, too cold her her, you burn yourselves on the candles, wax everywhere, the tub is too small and you are cramped up, the petals get clogged in the drain and you have to hire a plumber to fix the problem. And who gets the tap end?

Joey doesn't share food!

yup that's petty realistic!

Bored panda ice cubes?

Wait the reality of trying to get milk out of the fridge is that a creepy woman is hiding behind the door??? 30 odd people upvoted this, can someone explain it, I'm lost.

Forgot the space-hogging dogs!!