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50 Posts About “The Human Experience” That Hit Close To Home (New Pics)
Interview With Expert
There are times in life where it’s pretty easy to feel very, very alone. The truth is, while social media can leave people feeling out of touch, online content and memes have a way of revealing that we, as humans, often have a lot more in common than one might think.
The “Relatable Tweets” internet page shares the posts from X (that name didn’t age well, did it) that sum up the human experience. From suggestions that deep down all of us agree with, to elusive emotions that, finally, someone put into words. We got n touch with Signy Sheldon, PhD, Associate Professor of Psychology to learn more about empathy. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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Pandapoo 1 year ago
When we first adopted our hound dog, at 4 years old, we didn’t think he’d ever been indoors. We had to coax him to even get in the house. Then he wouldn’t even leave the main living area (aside to go outdoors to pee) or go into the hallways or kitchen. Poor guy. For a few weeks he slunk around like the floor was going to cave in. It took patience, but he is very well adjusted now. Poor guy.
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I feel this one. Had a minor task to do related to banking, try to do it online and can't do it. Go to the bank in person and can't do it, they tell me you need to use the phone app. I mean seriously? How do you have a phone app and web app with different functionality? AND you can't (or won't) do it in person, you make people use an app.
Sue User 1 year ago
This is why i love getting older. I can pull the " older woman who doesnt understand tech" and they will help. They dont need to know I work in tech.
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David Paterson 1 year ago
See. This is why you have to have speaker phone on. So everyone else can be in a murderous rage, too.
ynyrhydref56 1 year ago
That's if they don't just hang up on you because 'you can do this on the website!' No, I bloody can't/your website is down, so I HAVE to call.
madison quinn 1 year ago
and when you finally get on the phone, the person has no idea what you're talking about
Ellie Ahmed 1 year ago
My company's IT department used to set their own hold music - there was a brief, fun, period where they had Dreadlock Holiday by 10CC. Then somebody higher up put a stop to it and demanded they use the generic recorded voice track that our customers hear when they call our company. Which means every time my computer stops working, I have to sit in the phone queue for ages hearing "*my company* is a world leader in this", and "did you know *my company* was rated the best in Australia at that?". And really, you know when you DON'T want to hear marketing spiel about how amazing your employer is? When your software has crashed because their server can barely cope and nobody has answered your call for half an hour because the company cheaps out on IT
#3
Bored something 1 year ago
That's why I wear a watch, it's so much easier to glance at my wrist twice than fish around in my bag twice.
Colt Seavers 1 year ago
Unless you're really into watches... I look at mine and first think "gosh, this watch is nice" and usually forget I wanted to know the time.
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rorschach-penguin 1 year ago
I always look at the clock. It's simply that I forget to actively remember what time it was.
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
I forget what I'm getting in the kitchen on my way to the kitchen so this happens all the time.
Bored Panda got in touch with Signy Sheldon, PhD Associate Professor, Department of Psychology at McGill University and she was kind enough to share some thoughts and insights into the concept of empathy. After all, without it, relatability becomes a tad difficult. In general, we were curious about what causes humans to feel empathy.
“Empathy is a really important response to another person’s distressful situation and it comes about when we understand the emotions that a person is feeling at that time – we understand their mental state. This understanding is critical because it helps motivate us to help that person in need,” she shared.
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ORSOrama 1 year ago
I wanted to say I can relate to this, but I know my comment will be ignored.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Not here, us Pandas are a pretty good community <3
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Samantha 1 year ago
I had a partner like this, I would start to tell him something of interest, he would cut right over me saying - 'it reminds me of when......' it can be exhausting. I have a friend who is a really good listener, we talk every couple of weeks and really talk things out, it feels good.
Purple light 1 year ago
This reminds me of when I was reading a comment like this. 😀
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Beachbum 1 year ago
Yes happens all the time..... And i am such a good listener, I listen completely, ask questions, but I never inteerupt. I try to say one thing, constant interruptions. When I did it, this happend, jsut b******t I don't care about, this is when I keep on talking so we are both talking at the same time..... I just don't care
#5
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
This isn't funny; this is terrible! Beating up the poor squid for being a dork?
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I'd subscribe for this! Most of the time I play History's The Universe, on endless repeat. It's interesting, but easy to tune in or out, depending on how Stardew Valley is faring, and how many cute cat pics there are on BP that day.
Lesbian Thespian 1 year ago
omg you play stardew valley? *I* play stardew valley! let's be friends!
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Kristal 1 year ago
I do this with long running shows like Criminal Minds and Bones. I WAS going to do this with Supernatural but Amazon has commercials on prime, which is ridiculous and I refuse to use them now.
pineapple87 1 year ago
Other than the odd teaser at the before the start of something new, I haven't seen ads on prime
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pineapple87 1 year ago
Nah, just find it difficult to sit and do nothing, unless there's a really gripping plot
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Giles McArdell 1 year ago
Okay, hear me out, a 20 minute show where the first 5 minutes is "Previously on..." then 5 minutes of the "Thrilling conclusion...", 9 minutes of end credits then a 1 minute teaser for the sequel.
Id row 1 year ago
Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. We've all seen them multiple times, a great background watch when you're playing on a tablet.
Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips 1 year ago
Believe it or not, I have not watched any of these shows.
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“The situations that make us feel empathy towards another person are those that we can understand the emotional toll on that individual. For instance, if you know what it feels like to lose a parent, you are going to be more empathic to a person going through a similar situation,” she shared with Bored Panda. This is perhaps why most groups feel the need to create memes about their own community.
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Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
Just like how she can find the thing you've been looking for for the past 20 mins, and YET can't find her glasses or keys that's in her hands. Mom magic
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
She can't find her glasses or keys because she has to remember where all the other stuff is
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I'm on the Mum's side for this. When she's calling from the kitchen it means "Come here you ungrateful child!" not "Just yell 'Yeah' at me".
bv7hearts 1 year ago
@Ken Beattie Then say "please come here for a minute?" it's not rocket surgery.
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Robin Childers 1 year ago
She doesn't want you to say yeah she wants you to get up off your butt and come to her.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
She will complain about not being able to understand any of the words in the music you listen to, but then one obscene term and...
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Mark 1 year ago
A dog will never leave you, if you love them as much as they love you
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Betta Fish 1 year ago
Proof that babies know more about the universe than us (jk idk its 3 am)
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I don't know if you're aware but there is a rather lovely ancient Jewish belief that babies learn all of the knowledge in the universe in their mother's womb and then just before they are born, an angel taps them just under the nose (creating the philtrum) and they forget everything, only to spend the rest of their lives trying to relearn everything they had lost. Our ancients believed that is is why babies cry.
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LavenderHippoInAJar 1 year ago
omg as someone who's still impacted by an ankle sprain in 2022, I feel this... :(
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I’m 42, and my ankle that I badly twisted/sprained when I was 18 still bothers me occasionally XD there’s no hope!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
And, it'll never be the same. Doesn't matter what you do to heal, it'll continue to remind you of that injury until your last day.
“However, this empathic response is going to be driven by how much you see yourself in that person. We tend to be more empathic to people that we feel are more alike than us.” At the same time, there are people out there who don’t seem to have any empathy or compassion for others so we wanted to hear her thoughts on how this happens.
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Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
I wished I was an adult as a kid. I was right to wish and am living much better now than I did then. Childhood trauma, people!! :)
Samantha 1 year ago (edited)
Ranger Kanootsen - I am the same, I couldn't wait to be an Adult (I enjoy it a great deal) I was told that School days were the happiest days of my life! hah - I don't think so, the Teachers were allowed to hit us very hard with canes.
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Jack Burton 1 year ago
Oh boy if only i knew... I would have enjoy even more being a kid and a teenager
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I wanted to be a grown-up for most of my childhood, once I got past the wanting to be a dinosaur stage. Other than all the stupid paperwork, I have no regrets.
Cynthia Kirby 1 year ago
When you're a little kid, you want to be a teenager. When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you're an adult, you want to be a cat.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I wanted to be an adult to escape the abuse in my family. Then I became an adult and realised abuse doesn't stop based on age. But you do have more options as an adult.
tuzdayschild 1 year ago
I never did. I'm not on top of many things but totally got that being a kid was the way to go.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
When I was a kid I knew, as an adult, I could eat whatever I wanted, stay up as late as I wanted, and nobody could tell me I couldn't have a toy, and except for while I was married it's worked out more or less that way
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Don't sneak. Run up and down the hallway like you're being chased by a giant mousie toy.
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Julia Mckinney 1 year ago (edited)
Hey, one time I dislocated my little toe walking past my husband in a doorway. I was barefoot and he was wearing shoes, or as we joke about it, "you dislocated my toe!" "no, you kicked my foot!". (this was around 20 years ago)
Josh Coker 1 year ago
anyone else hear bohemian rhapsody? mama!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooHHHHHOOOOOooooo
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CORGI QUEEN 1 year ago
can some one explain? is he talking Abt d!ck size or am I just dirty minded??
CK 1 year ago
He's interpreting "I have a boyfriend" as a request for two drinks, one for her and one for the boyfriend.
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Caessy Meschar 1 year ago
i have a friend who is gay. he told a young woman in a store that the dress she tried on looked good on her. her reaction was "i have a boyfriend" he looked at her irritated (yes i was nearby) and replied "me too"
“People can appear to lack empathy if they don’t understand the emotional experience of another person, either because they haven’t gone through a similar situation or can’t even imagine what that experience is like,” she shared with Bored Panda. Unfortunately, this sort of thing is a lot more common than one might think.
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SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
if the doc's afraid of a bunch of bones then they've never seen the nervous system
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
But it was an accident. No one sets out to be fat and out of shape. Am I right?
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
I fell over a pizza face first and with an open mouth. Total accident.
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Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Well, hopefully they had World Going To Heck In a Hand Basket on their bingo card 'cause, BINGO!
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Cass Malone 1 year ago
I mean for me it technically was an accident as I wasn't trying to get pregnant
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I don't know! This is why I fear making phonecalls XD if I'm face-to-face with someone, I can flail my arms, say "I forgot how to English today", and laugh it off. When I'm on the phone with someone, I feel SO MUCH anxiety that I am going to say "I'd like to make a pórn-ment" instead of "appointment" or someting when I call my doctor, etc. XD
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arthbach 1 year ago
A friend was in hospice care, and his room had just been cleaned. He tried to say, "I appreciate this." but also, " Thanks, love." and his bring came out with 'I love you'. The member of staff looked over, grinned hugely and replied, "Love you too. Is there anything you need?"
MonicaChicagoGal 1 year ago
Yes customer service rep here. The person on the phone tells me their name and I literally forget 3 seconds later..
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unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
I currently work in retail and im pretty sure I said to a customer yesterday as they were leaving "brava good-o"....idk anymore its rough out there
detective miller's hat 1 year ago
and I will not even notice, I will simply respond "you too."
So we also wanted to know what people can do to cultivate empathy in their own lives. “The basis of empathy is being able to understand another individual's mental experience during a time of distress – how are they feeling and what are they thinking? Our research has shown that our episodic memory system, one that allows us to both remember our own past experiences, is fundamental for reaching this understanding and cultivating empathy.”
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
I for once am glad my nemesis is also afraid of something. Stop chasing feathered dinos, you evil murder furballs!
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BlitheSpirit 1 year ago
I confess a big part of my desire to get a Roomba is to see how my cats react to it.
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
It do be like that much of the time. My excuse - "I want other people to be able to hear the movie."
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 year ago
Very noble sacrifice - I salute you.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Rest of the film: wondering why my boobs feel itchy. Going for a wee after the film: realising it's because my bra is full of popcorn.
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Preach on, sister! Men will never know the popcorn struggle. And toast crumbs.
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Madam Puddyfoot 1 year ago
I start by eating just one kernal at a time, all dainty-like. That lasts about 1 min before I'm shoving handfuls of popcorn in my mouth...
cerinamroth 1 year ago
Me too, although I make sure those dainty individual kernels are the tastiest, biggest ones with the most coating.
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Sue User 1 year ago
I make a big batch and pour half in the bowl. That way, its a quick refill when i eat most of it 10 minutes in.
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Tina Harnish 1 year ago
Yup. By the time you're settled and the movie starts, the popcorn stops.
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Nikolaj Christensen 1 year ago (edited)
I hate raisins, I prefer grapes fermented in a liquid form, sorry for wineing!
james stevenson 1 year ago
NNNNNOOOOO0000oooooo.... *groans* not.. the... dad... jokes... *dies*
D Battle II 1 year ago
Wish I had time to read all of these ...I have to go and prune the trees!
“So, if you want to cultivate empathy, you would want to engage in episodic memory. You can do this by recalling having experienced something similar in your own past to what a person is currently experiencing, say a bad break-up. Trying to bring that memory to mind in detail, and reflect on how you felt in your past memory.”
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Tessa 1 year ago
Spot on! I try to remember that song on a daily basis. It helps a lot.
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
No, Mister Bond, I don't feel comfortable driving you from my skull-shaped island lair to the airport
Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
Luckily for me, I was never a people pleaser. In fact, I have never been a nice person.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
It's amazing how many "friends" you lose when you decide you are no longer the caretaker, or are unwilling to put up with other people's bullsh*t. I started drawing really clear boundaries about 25 years ago - to the point I went no contact with my 2 toxic AF, horrible excuses for a human being, sisters. Absolutely zero regrets.
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Kate 1 year ago
And no one's ever like, hey, colleges don't have bell schedules, that must be the fire alarm....
Max Fox 1 year ago
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie. Despite teaching at a major research university, I am never applying for grants, never at committee meetings, never actually doing research or writing articles, nor do I have office hours. I am the reason that idiots at WSJ or other such corporate mouthpieces can get away with claiming that professors only work a few hours a week.
rorschach-penguin 1 year ago
I do not have a syllabus where they could find the reading and homework information.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
“And this is the most mind-blowing part of it…oh, sorry, we’re out of time. Be sure to read the rest of the book over break.”
2x4b523p 1 year ago
I always found it strange how everyone just jumps up at the sound of the bell. Our class was over when the teacher said it is over. Most of them just finished sentence and let us go but nobody moved until then.
Meagan Glaser 1 year ago
When you have ten minutes to get to class, and it's a mile or more to walk to that building, you jump up
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When I was a kid, my mom pushed me into acting because she wanted me to become a famous child actress. I remember filming this one pilot/promo thing that was called "The Make-Up Test" (I don't remember if it was supposed to become a TV show, or if it was just a promo thing.) There were three of us kids in the short film. We were supposed to be taking a make-up test. There was myself, one other little girl who was my best friend, and a boy who apparently had a crush on my best friend. They had the majority of the dialogue. I remember that the teacher in the film handed us actual tests as our prop tests. I literally took the entire test during filming and finished it while the other two kids were talking. XD During many of the scenes while the other two kids are conversing, I can be seen bent over my test with my pencil, filling in the multiple-choice answers and doing the math equations, etc XD
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Movie professors need to plan better. Imagine Snape doing that: "Then you add dried.. Potter, write three pages on Boggart boogies."
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
I've taught long enough in universities to have witnessed this more than once.
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Trophy Husband 1 year ago
What about the x on ada that are so small that they are measured in subatomic particles?
“What is really important is that we can use episodic memory to engage empathy, even if we don’t have a similar experience to what someone is going through. This is because we can use our episodic memory system not only to help remember the past but also to build imagined hypothetical events. Once we create these events in our minds of what another person is currently experiencing, we can simulate what they are going through and this will lead us to empathy.”
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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
My old phone let me pin apps, so I couldn't close them on accident.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This is why I back up everything. Have I wiped my playlist off my phone? Of course I have. But in a matter of minutes, I was able to restore the entire list.
SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago (edited)
when you have a quick-time event on a mobile game that needs you to tap your finger like mad on the screen, and you accidentally tap the ad on the bottom of the screen
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Samantha 1 year ago
Sorry to hear that. I wasn't any good at Maths at School but none of the teachers tried to help me. As an Adult I was diagnosed with Dyscalculia.(learning disability in Maths)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I have dyscalculia too!! NO ONE believed me when I was a kid that I couldn't always "read" the numbers in the equations/math problems, especially since my mom had put me into the "gifted and talented" education classes at school, so I was "supposed" to be a genius. I would do great in every subject except math. My mother accused me of deliberately not learning. I still find that most people think you're lying/making it up when you say you have dyscalculia, but it's just as real as dyslexia!
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I was left sitting at the table alone because I refused to try a single vegetable on my plate. :)
Jackson 1 year ago
Don't try to talk your way out of not having done your homework. I tried explaining to the teacher why my homework was not done. "We need to do homework so that we understand what you taught. You did such a good job yesterday that I understand how to do the work. Test me and see." After the teacher gave me s**t, I was sent to the vice-principal to continue the discussion.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
It never occurred to me to ask either parent for help with homework. It seldom occurred to me to do homework
Elina Wachtmeister 1 year ago
Literally me all though 5th grade. Still can’t add or subtract fractions 😭😭😭
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I sympathise, but I would also say careful what you wish for... :(
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digitalin 1 year ago
Sometimes you just want to send memes to like four friends with the same sense of humor.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
I've got loads of group chats, my family, my in laws, my nephew, several friend groups, and one with just my brother and Mr Auntriarch where we conspire against my parents.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
My stepmother uses group text all the time & it drives me nuts. My phone dings several times because she & her daughter can't seem to get that their PRIVATE conversation is on Group. I've actually texted back a few times letting them know that I (living in Oregon) seriously don't care who's going to dinner at the Mexican place Friday night IN SAN DIEGO. Why am I even included in this thread???
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Think of it as a zoom meeting at work only infinitely more interesting.
“A lot of the research on empathy has suggested that people have more empathy for others that they are similar to, so a great tool to help us become more empathic is to look at the commonalities between you and a person in distress rather than focus on the differences,” she shared. So, when in doubt, always try to focus on what is relatable, not what sets you apart from others.
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les 1 year ago
i dont recomend the chewable blackcurrant ones. its not that they dont work, just they taste too good and should be a chewits favour
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Gen X Feral 1 year ago
I started using one of my full spectrum plant light as a bedroom light and holy cow the difference was epic. I had sooo much more mental energy and felt so much better. Seasonal effective disorder sneaks up on you, drains all your energy and makes you feel like sticking your head in the oven.
Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
Seasonal depression... interesting, I've never heard of that. But then I have year-round depression so what do I know
Jenna Kay 1 year ago
Generally speaking seasonal depression is supposed to be where when there's not enough light during the daytime hours people become depressed ... but being someone who also has depression year round, I totally get you Ranger!!
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I moved from Maryland to Colorado for this very reason. My seasonal depression has never been better. Sunshine does really impact mood.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
I cried in front of the waitress when I saw how tiny their London broil was. Man, they used to have a deal of London broil plus three crepes that was the PERFECT moderately-priced, sit-down meal. Then the London broil got tinier and tinier until the three strips together made for about the amount of meat on a piece of bacon. This was probably almost 20 years ago, but it still hurts; it was right about the time they turned the local Friendly's into a bank. *sniff* I'm getting all verklempt.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
When they're out of boysenberry is THE correct time to get emotional
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Agreed! I live 20 minutes from Knott's Berry Farm, and IHOPs in my area running out of boysenberry syrup is UNACCEPTIBLE XD
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Ozymandias73 1 year ago
Probably b/c of that huge sign in the window that says NOW HIRING and I need a job. Figured circumstances brought us together.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I can see myself responding to this with "ikr" and just leaving it thete
Meagan Glaser 1 year ago
"why do you want to work here?" "Because life didn't work out the way I wanted"
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Tessa 1 year ago
Somewhere between 3 and 4 am in my case. Your brain makes things so much worse. Darkest moments.
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Warpath81 1 year ago
This what Gandalf will look like when angry birds makes a version that uses lord of the rings characters, like they did with transformers or star wars
Shayne Randlett 1 year ago
This bird looks like he knows I'm going to die by being eaten by a Harpy Eagle
Mike F 1 year ago
And they are huge. I saw a YouTube short yesterday and that bird is massive, giant feet and, as you would expect for that size, evil talons.
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Ed Arriaga 1 year ago
It's all 3 of the Fates blended into one terrifying creature with feather pants.
Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
This specific one, however, looks like an alien professor in a tuxedo…
Blue 1 year ago
Was going to say. I hope it's just the photo making it look dodgy, 'cause he looks blind...
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Isaac Harvey 1 year ago
Overthink overthinking until you don’t want to overthink overthinking anymore.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
That's when I break out in song. Anything to change the channel in my head.
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
That's so us ladies can have "just one" from our significant other's order of fries.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
It's so sweet that you think anyone ever goes out to eat with me
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
No, but I do give them a friendly tickle on the way past, like I ruffle my son's hair.
Bec 1 year ago
Trees and bushes sometimes get high-fives when I'm out on a run
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W-why did I used to do this when I was younger, but just now realized I don’t do it any more? When did I stop? WHY did I stop?? This is heavy stuff for 3:44am
Kathrin Pukowsky 1 year ago
I just touch it. Give it a little boop. Don't want to hurt the bush.
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
certainly not ! if you do it, then I have the right to pull a hair out of the people I meet !
Nikolaj Christensen 1 year ago (edited)
You don't? Only I do that??? 😰 Well f**k, explains some of the trouble I have been through...
Load More Replies... Shayne Randlett 1 year ago
I tried that once and Secret Service was all over me in an instant.
Bec 1 year ago
Husband: Are you going to touch the neighbor's lavender and smell your hand every time we walk by? Me: yes, yes I am
Load More Replies... randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago
and then pull it apart by the veins and throw the leaf strips to the floor, YES!
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
Honestly, putting time locks on my most-used apps has revitalised me beyond my wildest dreams. I sleep better, I'm more present for my kids, I have more time for my hobbies. It's amazing the difference it makes.
DragonofMordor 1 year ago
Sorry i can't come out. I'm currently working as a cat bed and not allowed to move.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
If it wasn't for edibles, I'd only get 4 hours of sleep per night until I was a raving maniac. Hail, Oh Mighty Indica.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Scrolling through newspaper headlines about situations I can do nothing about, I hear myself muttering "I don't care". Mental health is knowing your limits.
Karri Berkowitz 1 year ago
Some ppl r too sensitive but realistically why care what I say/do or don't ? I'm not living your life.
Shayne Randlett 1 year ago
I just explained to my coworkers that I'm not lazy, just indifferent. Same vibe...
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
If I put my mind to something absolutely nothing can stop me from reaching my goal, except if I need to leave the room, see something interesting, go to investigate it, and end up forgetting what I was doing in the first place.
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Mark 1 year ago
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, STOP IMAGINING THAT EVERYONE HATES YOU, no, yes, maybe?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
We have that now - it's Google Reverse Image Search XD
Load More Replies... Brian Droste 1 year ago
That is what Gomer Pyle ssid on the Griffiths show whenever he was surprised or something was revealed to him he didn't know nothing about.
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Shayne Randlett 1 year ago
Call me weak until you're blue in the face, if it makes you happy. It won't bother me a bit, as I'll be taking a nap
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Isaac Harvey 1 year ago
School is unpredictable. Parties are at least expectedly unpredictable.
Meagan Glaser 1 year ago
"isn't it weird how when you're having fun and there's no consequences you're relaxed, and when it's a formal thing you're being forced to do and judged on it a way that can impact your future you care?"
Jessica Shookhoff 1 year ago
I mean, isn't that just everybody tho? Don't act like you don't! 😃
Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover 1 year ago
Just look some person you hate in the eye and DO. NOT. LOOK. AWAY. Makes them uncomfortable and you a lot more comfortable.
BLONDTROBL 1 year ago
Hate? I don't like this world anymore. Too much hate, hurt, and pain.
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Courtney Christelle 1 year ago
You totally don’t even have to be drunk, as long as your audience is drunk- that’s good enough.
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Exasperated Side Character 1 year ago
They hit different bc it’s easier to hit your friends if you’re holding the olive on a little stick
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Arnold Larkins 1 year ago
Yeah, we never learned what a archoaeolskdjfoaeldksjflkadsjmflkjasdkjfilist does!
Courtney Christelle 1 year ago
I like to guy. He’s one of the few who couldn’t mask his confusion in the face of Trump’s dumb@ssery.
Jaynie-bear 1 year ago
My word is throwingupdoudlepeasesignswithmybestiesatstarbucksism. Its *my* word.
#43
cerinamroth 1 year ago
Mine only come out when they can be the star of the show. Very inconvenient.
JELLY 1 year ago
As someone who hasn't cried in years despite desperately needing to, I envy people who can cry
Samantha 1 year ago
Jelly I also find it very difficult to cry, when my then partner dumped me and ghosted me after leaving my flat one morning, I found I couldn't shed a tear. I ended up getting a really bad attack of Shingles, I do think being able to cry can release a lot of tension. x
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SummerVeE 1 year ago
If I feel tears coming on in a situation where I don't want to appear upset, the harder I try to rein it in, the more my eyes start to uncontrollably leak. It doesn't happen often, but when it does... I wish I knew a body hack to lock it all up to deal with at a more appropriate time later on in private! It's mortifying.
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Stygtand 1 year ago (edited)
I sometimes get angry at my mom. Then ifeal guilty for being angry at her. Then i go hug her. Im 44.
Pat Curran 1 year ago
No, that's me after I yell at my dogs. I mean, sometimes yelling is necessary to stop them from doing something that will result in them getting hurt or prevent them from destroying something valuable, but I always feel like such a lower life form afterwards.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
How old are you and how old was your mother when she died. I am 64 and both my parents are still a live. My mom is 86 and my dad is 94. I am grateful my parents are still alive.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Same... Then I find she is more eager to just disown me than work in the reason for our arguments...
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Cats do not like lemonade. We do like lemon cake with that white drizzly icing and a saucer of coffee, though. No, our soft can-opener won't give us coffee. We have to sneak from her cup when she's not looking. A proper soft can-opener wouldn't make us steal it.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Dogs plus lemons are a hoot. They lick the lemon or bite at the lemon then they start making their faces and licking like they've got peanut butter on white bread stuck to the roof of their mouths. And they growl or bark and just when you think maybe that was mean and you shouldn't've done it, they go in for another lick and here we go again... and then again... and then again... Pretty much the same way little kids handle lemons.
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Xerastraza Lecrutia 1 year ago
Calm down Cave Johnson, this is how we end up with combustible lemons.
David Martin 1 year ago
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade; GET MAD! Make Life take the lemons BACK! Demand to see Life's manager!
Eliyahu Rooff 1 year ago
It's got it all wrong. You deserve better than lemonade. Make Lemon Maringue Pie.
#46
Surenu 1 year ago
Touching my glasses is an absolute no-go. Taking them away, well, you made an enemy for life. Your life specifically.
Julie Love 1 year ago
Definitely. People act like they're just grabbing an accessory, not ripping my eyes from my face and leaving me functionally blind.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Ooooh, let me try on your glasses. No! Would you ask someone to try on their hearing aid? Or take a spin in their wheelchair? A co-worker grabbed for my glasses once (they were really cool), and I slapped her. Learn boundaries.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Plot twist : the person who hides my glasses, every single time, is me.
PenguinQueen 1 year ago
My bunny took my glasses and played with them under the bed like it was nothing. I was so genuinely shocked at her blatant audacity and rude behaviour that I had to laugh....
veryvenasaur 1 year ago
I had a friend steal my glasses and while chasing them I walked into a wall the nearly fell down the stairs. My friend grabbed me so I didn't fall gave me back my glasses apologized profusely and never took them again so I forgave them.
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Shayne Randlett 1 year ago
I don't keep it a secret - I tell everyone in case I ever meet someone who can make it happen
Courtney Christelle 1 year ago
Not necessarily disappear but to live off the grid in a nice little cabin surrounded by trees, growing my own food and fishing not caring what the f***k the Kardashians are doing… that’s be nice.
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
there is in fact a movie about just this. It's called As Good as it Gets starting Jack Nicholson.
MagicJacket 1 year ago
Well, the guy has severe OCD and is an a-hole to people but falls for a waitress with a chronically sick son, and there is an artist that was the victim of a beating that they accompany to go visit his parents for money or something, and the OCD a-hole guy learns to be a better guy so there is really more in "As Good as it Gets" that is dissimilar to the tweet lists, but it does have the line about life not getting any better.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Sounds as exciting as watching paint dry. I prefer watching movies and making believe it's my life.
Bewarethere@gmail.com 1 year ago
Unfortunately that is my whole life! 4 over 30 yrs nothing has changed. No matter what I've tried to change things. It's amazing what u learn to feel. Sorry 2 b such a downer
Charlene Wilbur 1 year ago
I was wondering if anyone would have made this reference. 1000000 stars to you my good friend!
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Mark 1 year ago
and the 5th best school 50 km from city limits in the upper tristate area for contemporary digital arts
Knitting Panda 1 year ago
Judging by the amount of vomit on the sidewalks on weekend mornings, I would guess University of Wisconsin La Crosse must be Number One.
BLONDTROBL 1 year ago
Ah yes, Mad town. Got the T-shirt, a long time ago.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
We'd take them apart and put them together so the colors were right 😁
Rusty Lewis 1 year ago (edited)
Is anyone else totally annoyed that NO ONE can spell anymore? ~dose (does)~ ~there (their)~
Courtney Christelle 1 year ago
Me and my siblings would just peel the stickers off and solve it that way.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Who do you all marry, and why? I usually go with Harvey, because he's just sweet, and I don't feel like a cradle-robber, or Penny to rescue her. Penny only just waters the cat once in awhile, though.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Who do you all marry, and why? I usually go with Harvey, because he's just sweet, and I don't feel like a cradle-robber, or Penny to rescue her. Penny only just waters the cat once in awhile, though.
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