They had a wheelie good time.

I laughed way too hard at this!

I am going to latibulate today

And you’d think having all 3 would cancel them out…instead I end up standing in my kitchen turning in circles like a broken sim

Yeah, but when you have ADHD even the corner seems too much of an effort...

That's the best way to describe it I've ever heard

Marvin is awesome

Being an MD who worked as a psychiatrist and suffering from 3 of the above mentioned myself I can only say... it's true. No freaking other way that we know of, and it's frustrating the hell out of me.

Removed "the chair" when remodeling my bedroom to avoid the pile of clothes. Let me introduce: "the floor".

make your therapist needing therapy as well?

I notice they don't mention children. Is that still ok?

"Not dead yet"

Even great parents give you an awful lot of terrible gifts you just can't seem to get rid of

You missed selfish and entitled off your list

Now BP is also mad at me, seems I'm typing comments to fast for its liking ☹️

Where did they get this footage of my last job interview?? (Edited: typo)

Wow those people are MASSIVE compared to the buildings.

Dam how do I get into this

Yes, dammit

But sharing memes DOES get dopamine released!

well don't just end the tweet i need to know where paige is

Me too, mannequin. Me too

me sharing that one time i hit my head and my mother yelled at me for getting blood on the table instead of helping me be like

Yes, I hear you. When I laughingly tell tales of my youth where it was normal for my parents to go out and leave us all alone and unsupervised, it's surprising we never burned down the house, we always tried to make toffee or fudge for some bizarre reason (basically it was burnt sugar). Aah the 70's...

Me but my mom got mad at me for freaking out that I made Allstate in my speech competition and when I said "sorry, I'm excited" went "yeah it's cool but you have to miss school". Its literally the most selective thing in my state AND this is my first year in the program. I just wish she would be proud of me.

I get that from my got a concussion story. I'm the rare bird that got sober on a vacation in Las Vegas. There's a reason the carpet is so hideous in the casinos.

This is how you find out what traumatized you.

you should see the looks i get when I say " I was 5 when i was taught to make my first explosive" or my sister "I was 7 when dad gave me chloroform to clean my oil paint brushes with.

Me as a young kid choking on a cherry tomato,my mom did the heimlich, got it out, landed on floor and she told me to pick it up and eat it😳😳😳I threw it away

Biiiiiiitch.... this happened to me so much growing up... but I also have horrible social anxiety so on top of just spewing TMI when I'm nervous I have that extra layer of being scared that I'm going to say something that's going to make ppl uncomfortable... but I can't shut up and my brain likes to sabotage me!.... it's a catch 22!

I feel this. I'm still learning that all my memories are bad things and not funny. One tale at a time. Usually followed by pity or curiosity or both. I'm cool with it.

I've done that.

Is that too much to ask??

Ups, what's ups?

Broke down most days of the week?

Yeah... and as everyone knows side quests mostly suck

:')

If only it were this simple... The source is usually that jerk I see in the mirror

But even in Poland you can't stop playing this out in your head over and over...

S**t, did they really have to make this post about all of my shortcomings?

As your brain is inside your head, yeah, everything related to it is 'only in your head'

that's why i'm a pig with no specific duties

Hah! Good one!

Ooh, I love Kurt.

How did you sum up my childhood in one pic

Went on a wine tour yesterday and the guide explained how it's champagne only if it is from the town Champagne. It was destiny that made me open this post!

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower and get a puppy

Garbage can on fire is about as precise as it can get describing myself 😊

"shields up, weapons on line"