They had a wheelie good time.

I laughed way too hard at this!

I am going to latibulate today

And you’d think having all 3 would cancel them out…instead I end up standing in my kitchen turning in circles like a broken sim

Yeah, but when you have ADHD even the corner seems too much of an effort...

That's the best way to describe it I've ever heard

Marvin is awesome

Being an MD who worked as a psychiatrist and suffering from 3 of the above mentioned myself I can only say... it's true. No freaking other way that we know of, and it's frustrating the hell out of me.

Removed "the chair" when remodeling my bedroom to avoid the pile of clothes. Let me introduce: "the floor".

The floor-drobe

I have a floordrobe too!

I put them on a tote at the end of my bed. I don't recall what is in the tote but I will get to it some day. Actually, this one isn't really bad, it's just practical. I wear my jeans more than once. If I've only worn a shirt a little while and nothing physical (no sweat) I'll wear it again on a different errand. Less laundry and clothes last longer due to fewer wash cycles. This one isn't 'lazy' it is just practical. I have other stuff for 'lazy'. lol

Me don’t wear clothes……

Welcome to my Chairdrobe

Or in our case, the quilt chest. Nearly daily conversation in our home- Me: Jack, can you not put your pants away? Jack: I can't luv, I've just taken them off Me: Hamper then? Jack: I've only had 'em on but a minute Me: *5,000 curse words*🤬

At my house, those clothes go on the cat tree.

My washed clothes were not folded but were laid on the bed. Had a niece very obviously clicking pictures of the same. To show the world what a lazy aunt I am... 😇

What? If they are too dirty to be put away then they need to go into the laundry bin.

The second level of the Depression pile

Clean clothes, meet bed. I'll introduce you to floor later. Wardrobe, you say? I don't know her.

Welcome to the stationary bike......treadmill.......end of the bed....

Have you met the top of my dryer?

That's how most of my clothes hangers migrated from the wardrobe to the "chair". You can attach a lot of clothes hangers on the back of a chair

I have two, a pile of clothes and a larger pile of coats.

make your therapist needing therapy as well?

I notice they don't mention children. Is that still ok?

"Not dead yet"

Even great parents give you an awful lot of terrible gifts you just can't seem to get rid of

You missed selfish and entitled off your list

Now BP is also mad at me, seems I'm typing comments to fast for its liking ☹️

Where did they get this footage of my last job interview?? (Edited: typo)

Wow those people are MASSIVE compared to the buildings.

Dam how do I get into this

Yes, dammit

But sharing memes DOES get dopamine released!

well don't just end the tweet i need to know where paige is

Me too, mannequin. Me too

me sharing that one time i hit my head and my mother yelled at me for getting blood on the table instead of helping me be like

Is that too much to ask??

Ups, what's ups?

Broke down most days of the week?

Yeah... and as everyone knows side quests mostly suck

:')

If only it were this simple... The source is usually that jerk I see in the mirror

But even in Poland you can't stop playing this out in your head over and over...

S**t, did they really have to make this post about all of my shortcomings?

As your brain is inside your head, yeah, everything related to it is 'only in your head'