They had a wheelie good time.

I laughed way too hard at this!

I am going to latibulate today

And you’d think having all 3 would cancel them out…instead I end up standing in my kitchen turning in circles like a broken sim

Yeah, but when you have ADHD even the corner seems too much of an effort...

That's the best way to describe it I've ever heard

Marvin is awesome

Being an MD who worked as a psychiatrist and suffering from 3 of the above mentioned myself I can only say... it's true. No freaking other way that we know of, and it's frustrating the hell out of me.

Removed "the chair" when remodeling my bedroom to avoid the pile of clothes. Let me introduce: "the floor".

make your therapist needing therapy as well?

I notice they don't mention children. Is that still ok?

"Not dead yet"

Even great parents give you an awful lot of terrible gifts you just can't seem to get rid of

You missed selfish and entitled off your list

I still suffer immense amounts of internalised shame from being told throughout childhood that I was lazy, when I now know it was mostly a mixture of mental health problems and being neurodivergent, both undiagnosed until I was much older. Plus some genuine laziness, if I'm honest!

There's being physically/emotionally unable to do the thing and then there's being healthy but stubborn on purpose to make someone else do the thing

My spouse is lazy.

Meh... Some people just don't want to do jack.

Preach.

My like has not changed 1 iota since covid. Sorry for dumping all this s**t

No laziness is real.

Wrong, I am incredibly lazy

Nope. Yes, there are many times where we label something/someone as lazy, when it's actually one of the things mentioned above. But people can still be lazy too. I know about myself, that I sometimes AM very lazy for a while.

This only points out that Sami is a moron

THANK YOU

No some people are actually genuinely lazy and would rather others do the work instead.

BS. Some days I explicitly choose lazy. I'm not exhausted and I choose to stay that way.

Took a weird political turn there at the end

"Lazy" is such a harsh word. I prefer... efficient.

Now BP is also mad at me, seems I'm typing comments to fast for its liking ☹️

Where did they get this footage of my last job interview?? (Edited: typo)

Wow those people are MASSIVE compared to the buildings.

Dam how do I get into this

Yes, dammit

But sharing memes DOES get dopamine released!

well don't just end the tweet i need to know where paige is

Me too, mannequin. Me too

me sharing that one time i hit my head and my mother yelled at me for getting blood on the table instead of helping me be like

Is that too much to ask??

Ups, what's ups?

Broke down most days of the week?

Yeah... and as everyone knows side quests mostly suck

:')

If only it were this simple... The source is usually that jerk I see in the mirror

But even in Poland you can't stop playing this out in your head over and over...

S**t, did they really have to make this post about all of my shortcomings?

As your brain is inside your head, yeah, everything related to it is 'only in your head'

that's why i'm a pig with no specific duties

Hah! Good one!

Ooh, I love Kurt.

How did you sum up my childhood in one pic

Went on a wine tour yesterday and the guide explained how it's champagne only if it is from the town Champagne. It was destiny that made me open this post!