They had a wheelie good time.

I laughed way too hard at this!

I am going to latibulate today

And you’d think having all 3 would cancel them out…instead I end up standing in my kitchen turning in circles like a broken sim

That's the best way to describe it I've ever heard

Marvin is awesome

Being an MD who worked as a psychiatrist and suffering from 3 of the above mentioned myself I can only say... it's true. No freaking other way that we know of, and it's frustrating the hell out of me.

Removed "the chair" when remodeling my bedroom to avoid the pile of clothes. Let me introduce: "the floor".

make your therapist needing therapy as well?

I notice they don't mention children. Is that still ok?

"Not dead yet"

Even great parents give you an awful lot of terrible gifts you just can't seem to get rid of

You missed selfish and entitled off your list

Now BP is also mad at me, seems I'm typing comments to fast for its liking ☹️

Where did they get this footage of my last job interview?? (Edited: typo)

Wow those people are MASSIVE compared to the buildings.

Dam how do I get into this

Yes, dammit

But sharing memes DOES get dopamine released!

well don't just end the tweet i need to know where paige is

Me too, mannequin. Me too

me sharing that one time i hit my head and my mother yelled at me for getting blood on the table instead of helping me be like

Is that too much to ask??

Ups, what's ups?

Broke down most days of the week?

Yeah... and as everyone knows side quests mostly suck

:')

If only it were this simple... The source is usually that jerk I see in the mirror

But even in Poland you can't stop playing this out in your head over and over...

S**t, did they really have to make this post about all of my shortcomings?

As your brain is inside your head, yeah, everything related to it is 'only in your head'

that's why i'm a pig with no specific duties

Hah! Good one!

Ooh, I love Kurt.

How did you sum up my childhood in one pic

Went on a wine tour yesterday and the guide explained how it's champagne only if it is from the town Champagne. It was destiny that made me open this post!

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower and get a puppy

Garbage can on fire is about as precise as it can get describing myself 😊

"shields up, weapons on line"

But... but I made a list! See, it's a list with all the stuff I need/want to do today, and it's written in purple pen, which is my favorite pen to write in even though blue is my favorite color, but sometimes I tell people my favorite color is red or black, because those are the colors I wear the most, but I actually really like silver, but I don't think I have any silver clothes... wait, what was I talking about?

I'm so insecure lol

Umm...this sounds like me....hides in corner. Oh, I mean latibulate!

Hey, that's me!

Yeah brain, you should really wait for my consent before putting your thoughts in my head!

But red is my favorite color... 🫤

*laughs* ... *cries*

Oh this would help me so much. Shame the bastard is dead.

That's why I prefer to be a chicken 🐔