Don't give Bezos and Musk any ideas

Unfortunately, you are also likely the one who needs to put out the fire too. I work in IT and for some reason a business consultant was put in charge of implementing a large data move. I asked the exec who signed off why, and was told don't worry about it. The guy ended up copying and pasting over a terabyte of locally stored data into the cloud, and if that wasn't enough he just hit "Yes to all" with conflicts/issues. I quit that job because of how horrible cleaning this up was. Sometimes, the internal I told you so is worth it, but now I just run as fast as possible from the issue and document f***ing everything.

I'm nice and quiet and we've got big vats of acid where I work, less messy than a shredder

Hmmmm... wish I had this differentiation capacity 35 years ago....

I need that cactus, don't quite know what for, but it looks effective

bullshít. The blurred word is bullshít. BP, your censorism is annoying.

If you're lucky.

Perfectly valid question

I already can't wait to come home from work next week.

All.The.Time.

#️⃣ first whirled problems

especially for the longest employees...

Whenever I get stressed at work I pull my hair into a pony tail. If someone stopped to talk to me I would point to my pony tail and say do you not see the stress in level indicator that is my hair? Then it got to the point where I could just point to it. Finally the minute people approached and saw it they would just turn around and walk away.

Alrighty then

Great Actor, sadly missed

Why however did that happen? Some anonymous email methinks.

Especially, if the day off is on a Monday. I hate Mondays.

Reminds of when my son was in elementary school, when he got home we’ll ask him what he learned or did at school today, alls he talked about was lunchtime and what he ate

OMG Yes

That's why management makes the big money. I don't make enough to put out fires too 🧑‍🚒

Literally every job I've ever had.

I feel this in my soul.

I was never in the quarantine, that 2 years was driving a frigo truck for supermarkets food, so in my case that was totally true. On the other hand was amazing drive almost alone in highways and we, truck drivers that suplir you of food or other goods still are waiting for a ty from citizens or government.......at least I felt like almostt a hero for one time and was gratifying, so I don't complain . :)

AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard. Perfect answer.

Sounds very Auntie Mame-ish, to the Upsons.

Yeah Brittnie!

And platitudes like, "we're a family here" or my favorite, "You need to be a team player".

"You get to take a vacation any time you want."😡 You're the boss. Who's stopping you from going?

is it wrong that I laughed

thinking ... do I tell them the right way or the way we actually do it 🤔

I wish I could, but I'm the only one on shift.

I don't do this so much in my current job, but I've been in previous jobs where I've known something was about to happen, but it was my lunch time, so I went on break and just sat there watching the mess through the breakroom window.

I am myself. My workself. You don't want me to be my homeself when answering customer-calls/mails

Bahahha, that was me lol

YEET

cráp. The barely unreadable word is cráp. Please BP, stop that cráppy censorism.

Oh wow. BP went through the trouble of cropping and re-writing this meme. Here's the original. Please BP, pull that stick out your árse, it's already starting to grow roots. 151703101_...1194d7.jpg

I always wish I didn't but Management get funny with me when I don't

Well, my fingers are nice and toasty.

Awww don't be sad sweet Child

Attempting to do something meaningless and unproductive with a person of my choice, while clocked in? And I don't have to deal with customers while I'm at it? On it, boss!

That is a great look for Jim Carrey!

More like10 minutes before the work day

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME" ... and in the actual voice...

I'd draw the entire deck, then go out and buy the expansion pack if I have to.

You must be new to the job :)

omg i just re-watched that movie yesterday!

If my boss takes pictures of me without my consent my boss has a problem and that problem is my lawyer.

“Oh, well… on the other hand, if you consider taking into account the variables we can’t control, we can shift some paradigms and re-sigma some sixes! Does that answer your question?”