Revenge is a dish best served cold, does that count?

You go, Tyler!

My ex was like this. The sign would say 'close' and he would be like 'whats the harm in asking'

The Airline industry has entered the chat.

Horse blep

High five to his daughter, thank you.

That's my superpower!

But if they *don't* do the walk it feels so damn rude. Even though it makes no difference at all to the re-mopping. Like show some damned respect

Love it! 🤣

When life gives you a cut anywhere remotely near your hands, hope really hard that it doesn’t also give you lemons.

Those are the same people who call Kamala Harris a fascist and then say that the Democrats should not be calling anyone fascists. Hypocrites the lot of them.

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Any restaurant that only pays their staff $2.13 would definitely not be my favourite restaurant. Why would I support employers who don't give a f§%k about their staff's well-being?

I was a good waiter. A damn good waiter. So, when an entire room of about 40 soldiers stiffed me, I just lost it. As they were filing back into their truck, I approached their sergeant who was standing outside and told him how they not only stiffed me, they left a horrible mess leaving semi-filled glasses upside down. He ordered every one of them off the truck, lined them up, and told them to give me $2 apiece (a lot of money back then). I thanked the sergeant, and returned inside.

I been wondering, can we tip the workers enough to avoid paying the company for the thing? Like this: tip the worker $9 for your latte, and pay none to the company. It's the companies putting in automatic requests for tips on every transaction, yes? It's the companies trying to get out of paying their employees, yes? Seems like taking this endeavor to its extreme means we push the company out of the equation completely, and pay the workers directly. I know, it wouldn't work, but I like the idea I came up with. I wouldn't make a good revolutionary.

My favourite restaurant does not pay its staff 2.13/h

People spewing BS love to cite the $2.13 number even though no state allows that. The ones that do require the pay to at least match the federal $7.25 figure and if tips don't do it, the employer has to. And granted, that is still a C**P wage, but that isn't most states. So here's "The Honest Truth". 1. I'd love to see tipping culture go away but in the mean time I do tip service employees. Not 30% because I'm poor, but typically at least 15%. 2. I don't get mad when a place is understaffed or slammed. 3. I voted for increases in our minimum wage which is currently $16.28 per hour (WA state) and the second highest in the US. And that applies to everyone, server or other. Even that isn't 'big money' but it's hella lot better than that $2.13 number that is so often tossed around. Employers should pay a livable wage, customers should expect possibly higher prices because of it. But employees should not have to depend on the kindness of strangers to pay their rent.

I've never understood why waitstaff pay is so low. I know they're supposed to make up the difference in tips, but really???

There are a few restaurants in the US doing this now. They just increased their prices by 20%, and that goes to the servers.

This is so insane to me, that is what managers are for. I have never once had to look for someone to cover my shift here in Germany.

And mass market retail.

I’ve had a lot of office jobs. I never had one where I had much of a clue what was going on, or got anything done on day one. Even when it was a move to the same role at a different company.

I have a blind friend who absolutely loves slip-ups like this 😁

Ugh I hate Ergo-Mats. Just buy good non skid shoes. Had a server once who broke her ankle in teh dish pit because she refused to wear anything besides her oh so fashionable Nikes.

BECAUSE YOU GO THERE ON HOLIDAYS! I personally don't mind working holidays, I usually make good tips, I get leftovers 🤤, and I'm not too crazy about holidays. But when I'm taking a guests order on Thanksgiving and they say something like 'aw, it's a shame you have to work today', it drives me nuts. Just come in, be courteous, and tip them well! 😁

That used to be Tuesday and Wednesday for me.

Yeah, Brian, you twit!

Ms. Lisa celebrated when I got my license and then about 10 minutes later told me that she wanted to marry Steve Perry.

Tbh I think most work is like that

And they're not reading the huge "CLOSED" sign, are they?

My husband goes everyday to Wawa to get a soda. They call him pop guy because that’s what he calls soda. Anyways, my son got a job there and they didn’t know “pop guy” was his dad. While my son was working my husband went to get his soda but also bought a candy bar and threw at our son on his way out. Sons coworkers look at him like WTF and son told them that his dad. They were shocked. “Pop guy is your dad?!?” A legend was made that day

My ex-husband manages one of the most popular local restaurants in our area. His days off are Tuesday and Wednesday. He has a friend who regularly comes into town on the weekends and for several years would text me (when my ex and I were still married) to see if my husband had the weekend off. He texted me because (surprise!) my husband WAS ALWAYS WORKING WHEN HE WOULD COME UP. Dude never got it through his head that he was either going to have to come up mid-week or stay overnight on Friday or Saturday in order to see my husband.

How does 86 cherries mean no cherries? Sincerely, a confused high schooler who works in an ice cream place and would definitely give this guy 86 cherries

It's butter. I promise you it's metric tons of butter

Not a surprise, actually. In my experience, servers have to be observant so they can take proper care of their customers.

That's it, Sharon, get up right now and go sit with Brian.

With that list of allergies, take the hint. Mother nature has decided your branch of the gene pool is defunct and is trying to take you out like Agent 47.

I know better than to vent to anyone at my work. Never know who's a spy, who's a narc, who's a gossip, and who's the real manager's pet.

Should be #1

I put mine in a beer pitcher