It sounds to me like mr. Harbor is kust doing his job.

Onion ninjas... I'm not crying.

BS. Literally everyone understood right away...

Kicked cancers butt, bless him.

Looks very badass!

And not a guy thing! I believe Diane Fossey would like a word, from beyond the grave.

Anyone who thinks he forgot he was a descendant of a t-rex never had a rooster. Every rooster I ever had would fight me at 6' tall when they were all of 8" tall if the mood struck them. To be honest the outcome was 50/50. I always just ran.

This kid is a genius, help the environment, do less work, and make the customer happy all at the same time

Nice loaf.

Jeez, what is it with censoring completely normal words??

Doesn't matter how many times I read this it always makes me happy.

I don't know he could have run off in any direction, were the owners supposed to die looking for him?

I thinks this is a scene from Sharknado.

Good Dad!

WW2 being what it was, I wouldn't recreate them all...

Well , i hope, the guy really liked it

The dog obviously missed you! Take care of each other...there's nothing better than having a dog love you!!! Nothing!!!

Back then, things were made to last. Now they're made to break just after the warranty date 😫

Fire is always dope

Should have been promoted ffs.

No one who wants a birthday party is too old for a birthday party.

damn - that's some core strength!

Real life top gun

Throw away the girlfriend, marry the lobster.

Gotta love Aussie sarcasm - guy getting roasted, can be taken as a compliment

Wholesome!

Let's not demonize the guy. Everyone needs a break once in a while, doesn't mean we need therapy

Movie, please

This is a good time to make a confession—I like runny egg yolks.

Free speech. 🥰

My kid jumped into the jungle of Fortnite when he was 6. He made some pretty good friends in-game, but also dealt with the toxicity that comes with being so young & not knowing how to play well. One kid in particular helped him day in/out. They became fast friends. Only, the kid’s folks were going thru a horrible divorce & custody battle. 18 months of playing together every day & he just disappeared. We knew he played on Switch & his username was a combo of his name, his dad’s birthdate & his area code (2500mi away). His profile was gone, but we searched for another year. No luck. It was a real loss for my son & he grieved. He missed his buddy so much. Then, I got my son a PS5 and later a PC. I secretly started searching again & found him on Steam. They reconnected & the kid is now in a stable & calm home with his dad. Both have moved on from Fortnite. We’ve been able to arrange two IRL visits & they still game together almost daily. They text & FaceTime now more than they play.

And it has a little hat too!

It's crazy this dude snuck in to Vietnam while everyone else was hoping to get out...alive!!! Class of 1968!

Now you just need vodka armor and a vodka shield and now you are…VODKA KNIGHT

He stacked them so very neatly.

Love that carachter so much

Love Kevin.

Marry him.

My 13yo asked if I remembered this show and if it was still on the other day XD

Way to go, Dad!

The burn at the end though

Excellent parenting! Lucky son.

I worked with a woman with a son in the navy. Whenever he came home (leave?) they made a game of watching him sneak out, then sneak a girl into the house and sneak her out again in the morning.

I liked this post till I realised he referred to women as bitches, now I'm a little bit discussed

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Well, dad is pretty disgusting.

Sounds like child labor.

If you are near water you take the stick and skip the rock.

Sounds like a messy firehazard. I would make them in the kitchen and bring them to him in bed

That's a 14 year old story. The kid turns 24 this October

Choose the friends. Ask each loyal friend for $1. Then you'll have both.

One time my boyfriend started a fight with a boss in a game and then wandered into the kitchen to turn off something he had on the stove. He says to me "Fight the Colossus for me!" We both play the game (First Descendant), so I wasn't expecting any issues. Then I realized my boyfriend has the most UNHINGED keyboard and mouse-button bindings. NOTHING is bound to what it is normally bound to. I remember yelling "WHY IS YOUR GRAPPLING HOOK BOUND TO YOUR RIGHT-MOUSE BUTTON?!" as his character grappled across the screen after I'd pressed the button - right-click is usually "aim". XD Luckily the boss wasn't a difficult one and I was able to defeat it even with his unhinged keybinds.

I'm more focused on the guy digging for gold.

I think ALL us kids, regardless of their gender or lack thereof, did this in the 90s XD

I once dreamed that I was on top of the Big Ben tower, riding a giant zombie chicken as giraffes were raining from the sky. Then, the orcs came, ate Italian Panna Cotta on a road shop and then went on to invade Hogwarts in order to move it to an archipelago in India and plant rose bushes all around it. Weirdest dream ever, I even wrote the whole story down somewhere and drew the chicken ...