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Truth

Only every time I talk to... anyone.

Please don’t give my hideout location away

Then there is me scrolling through this site at 7am.

Thank you for your honesty.

Yeah. But on the bright side it always works as socializing deterrent for people I wouldn't want to socialize with in first place. So my win after all

Yeah... true. Whoever thought retirement age should be at 75... FU!!!!

Well that's what friends are for, who needs a yes-man?

Redo! It didn't go as pretend planned so we got to change the narrative. Sometimes you need more drama.

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That's unfortunately very me..

I would have stood up for myself but my comeback came to me on the way home and it would have taken too much mental power to fight.

Also, if course it is fair that we pay more taxes than billionaires, they have earned their money and keep people employed.

Well that's depressing...

Aren't there buttons??? or is this just an australian thing?

I bought one of those crazy reflective construction jackets, neon yellow with glow in the headlights safety stripes and neon yellow hood b/c my bus kept driving by my stop and insisting when I called to complain that they didn't see me waving at them from IN THE ROAD. CaN YoU SeE ME NOW, KeNneTh?!?!?! I literally light up the night with it on.

Shut up - I had an actual nightmare about this the other day!

Once I pressed a button on a translink bus and I had never been on that bus before and I thought it would skip that stop but it stopped there and I didn’t wanna annoy the bus driver so I tapped off and walked home in shame

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

#same

Literally... my... life.

Even when they hear the thank you but decide your honest thank you “had a tone”

Welcome to adulthood.

If that is a friendship, I hope they ended it

It really is, I hope it's got wifi and I don't have to share it.

It is sad.

I hate that I get this

You mean your white buckle down!

Sometimes?

Brain is designed to keep you alive, not to make you happy. That's why we naturally remember bad things more vividly.

Insane. That way you do not need to explain anything, anymore

Exactly: I deserve absolute mediocrity.

I aggressively miss Hannibal. What a great show.

Lie down

Well, you did ask for a wage, it scares them

I was born, and it ruined my life

ohhhhh. I guess we're all main characters then

Simply if i cared enough

I'm waiting for that wall to get ready first. And I'm both courteous and patient. When advantageous.

Nom, nom, nom...

"It can only go uphill from here!" - Yeah, ask Sisyphos how that turned out for him....

You've been warned, now RUN...

I'm more like a -5/10

Unbearable.

Being ignored

Yeah. That's what it is.

It's a lifestyle to you, but it's a personality of mine.

All my personalities failed these tests

Already on it. There's only one anchor left called "Mom and grandma will be sad".

Genie: There are 4 rules...