50 Random But Accurate Memes That Might Make You Laugh-Whisper “Same”

Ouch! Talk about the Mother of all burns!

😂😂😂

I'd watch that.

I know I'm not allowed to move back in with them!

This should be higher.

I do. I feel ashamed that I am forced to share this beautiful planet overflowing with trash on legs.

Shut up and drink your beer before it gets cold

One reason I live in the Washington DC area is because you don't want to survive a first strike.

Good advice for Seattle drivers. Schools cancel classes here when it's 1/2" of snow and below freezing temperature

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I would watch this. Seriously, this is how it should be done.

Our local hospital, you can pay at their parking garage if you want. But at the ER, they offer free valet parking. Seriously, this complex is so big it probably has two zip codes all to itself.

People of all ages and genders have suggested that I go climb a tree.

I am reminded of the times my friends were really impressed with how "nice" I looked and "What are you all dressed-up for? What's the occasion?". My response, "Oh, it's laundry day".

I always have mixed feelings when my problem stumps the expert. I feel vindicated for having given up and calling for help because it stumps the expert too, but I still want my problem fixed.

SO true tho!

She doesn't care if you understand. She just wants to be heard.

Yeah, logic doesn't work on crippling anxiety over past stupidity that only you remember. I've tried, but I just don't listen to myself. 🤪

I KNOW I could. I'm a 6'1" jaded cynic with severe depression and a massive case of pessimism - I could break that laughing weirdo in under a week. 🤣

Chuckled.

I once ordered a "Crusty Supreme" and Diana Ross turned up...

Sigh. This.

Smart girl. Very smart!

Why is it ALWAYS boys who come up with these scenarios? 😂

Now everything's cool /She's a part of the band / And my Monster Mash / Is the hit of the land!

No, go ahead and stare, make comments while shielding your mouth, snigger, but learn the lessons that we are learning, and don't do that to your own people.

Self checkout or with a cashier why am I always behind someone who seems shocked that they have to pay? Then the fumbling to find and open their wallet like they’ve never been in a store before.

She probably forgot that the other person was on break at first then realized she had to do it herself

To me, it sounds like just a regular week.

25c! Ours are a gold coin ($1 or $2) in Australia (forgetting the fact we don't even have a 25c coin). In all honesty, it is frustrating that my town has just brought this system in because I always forget a coin and try and fit everything into a basket. Plus, there are still just as many discarded trolleys left on the sides of the road.

They are great to make DIY barbecue rack.

We have an Aldi quarter. It stays in the car. My wife piles so much c**p in that little spot that she's probably forgotten it's there.

I live near a Dollar General store. For the life of me, I can't understand why people steal their carts, and leave them behind my apartment building! There's three of them, and a Kroger mini cart. They're excellent for hanging out laundry though!

I am laughing way too hard.

What's that small round metal thing?

Ours are free in NZ

I can't even tell what the purpose of that thing is, does it stop the top little basket from changing into a kid seat?

Several years ago I was in France and discovered that instead of a 10Fr coin, an English 2p would do the job. When I came to put the trolley back, a French woman came up to me and gave me 10Fr and took the trolley. Bet she was pissed off when she returned it... sorry probably long-dead French woman. Although that 2p is still spendable whereas the 10Fr is useless...

So I just found out about these kinds of shopping carts when I visited Brussels last year with my folks (it had been a long time since I had been to Europe). We went to a supermarket and couldn't find any carts. So we saw this woman who was about to leave, and we asked her for hers. She said she can't, because if she doesn't return the cart, she couldn't get her 50 c back. We had no idea people had to pay to use them. Makes sense though. Anyway, we wound up getting one of those little baskets to use instead.

They can be used as backyard grills. Give them as gifts to friends with a delicious BBQ recipe.

Is the US the only place that doesn't do this? We might not have health care, but the shopping carts are free, just like the public toilets.

It's a loonie here in Canada as well

Mac and Cheese is the s**t!

Now you tell me! Where was this pearl of wisdom 50 years ago?

Ironically imaginative

Is it weird these seem like perfectly normal nicknames in Australia? Especially the last three.

Mine, too, only it's sitting there, giggling to itself and scaring away any potential teammates coming to let it know what's going on.

If you woke me up at 5 AM and told be the house was on fire, I would simply lay there and die

Why is this so weirdly true? Why?! 😄

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

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I take Xanax for my allergies.

Excellent distinction, realising the potential to affect everyone's future

1) Read; 2) Watch TV and Movies; 3) Listen to music; 4) Build electronic kits; 5) Fly model rockets; 6) Connect to the outside world via the Internet; 7) Volunteer at the Library or the Pet Shelter; 8) Write short stories or novels; 9) Take online courses; 10) Crafting; 11) Learn basic automotive maintenance; 12) Learn basic household skills (cooking, cleaning, etc.) Our family farm was in the middle of bumfark nowhere, the nearest house was over a mile away. I made do. You're only as limited as the extent of your own mind.

Yeah, it don't get no better than this!

And Aegon the Elder.

My dream last night, I was a teacher but it was a scifi where people had to be inside during a particular time every day or they died. Most of the dream was spent pulling kids inside the classroom to safety. As if being a teacher wasn't bad enough in real life.

Try carbs, an electric blanket, and a 72hr blackout from news and social media. If you read, try The Hands of the Emperor by Katherine Goddard, otherwise, binge watch a favorite tv show. Denial is sometimes as good as it gets.

This sounds like me as a kid. And by kid, I mean from teens well into adulthood.