Error 404: brain not found

It's a real struggle

LOL. I used this same image almost 30 years ago as an illustration for the Radiology Department's web page in our intranet.

Muttering about not finding what you needed, in case a cashier or someone else is in earshot.

Glen Ellyn

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I hate to admit how often this happens. I've never figured out what I'm doing wrong.

I had a saying years ago that I polished off and use again now: when you have low expectations, you're rarely disappointed".

And this is what I spend most of the day doing, the rest is choosing which chore to start on

Yep. I usually get myself in the jaw.

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I always say something absurd when young people "complain" about aches and pains. Example: Them: "My leg is sore from working out". Me: "You're too young to have a leg!" My mom did it to me and I am obligated by law to do it to mine.

I just go through all my previous movements I sometimes catch the train of thought

For those curious, this happens because falling asleep, apparently, registers to the brain in much the same way as dying does. So the brain does this jerk thing to make certain that you're still alive.

I highly recommend this to anyone who feels like they've been walked over or neglected it fun to watch people become surprised when you treat them as they treat you

Every customer service employee...

Me at school

me just about every morning

Ahhh reminds me of the days when I thought that keeping things to your self was a suggestion and not a rule

Or those few seconds of bliss when they both unclog

Or reading then you have to start over again

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I repeat every customer service employee evere

Me every night

I go into Def Con mode, like.....what else do you remember cos I'm still trying to forget some

Hhhhmmmm

I like to have Samyang noodles and watch an episode of the Moomins.

This is fine.

Or he died........that's just saaad

Enjoy life.

Oh oh....

Why do we do this to ourselves

And those are the best parts of my day