Sigmund Freud once wrote that it was physiologically impossible for women to be funny because of the way their brains were structured. We, at Bored Panda, beg to differ. Over the years, we’ve seen some of the most hilarious female stand-up comedians, authors, playwrights and more. And we’d like to believe that you, reading this, have met at least one funny lady in your life.
Being a woman can be a struggle, and sometimes the best way to deal is with a big dose of humor. Enter Instagram account Boujeee. It has over 120 thousand followers and a wall full of of painfully relatable but hilarious memes about life as a girl. Bored Panda has picked the best ones from the page. Keep scrolling for a good laugh, and don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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Dunno what this has to do with being a woman, but it's brilliant
Sam just handed Jake Paul the KO that Tyson was meant to give him XP
You tell em Sophia! Although this is very much not the figure I have achieved through pasta and wine… 😅
As a middle aged man, i'm closer to this than i'd like to admit.
Load More Replies...Sad thing is... you can do it eating pasta and drinking wine. Just pay attention to the size of the portions and variety of foods and etc. Have a healthy diet. Not dieting. No d***s. No restrictive insanity way of eating. Just eat healthy meals of reasonable sizes. And also do a reasonable amount of exercise. Just walking 30 minutes a day is enough. There's no miracle needed.
As a guy, I don't understand women's weird sizes. 0? 7? 10? I dunno. Just wear it comfortably...I think it looks good.
And the irony is that there’s no uniform sizing for women’s clothing, so for instance, in one store I could wear a 0, in another a 7, and in another a 10—all for the identical item, which would all be the exact same measurements. Now, the 0 store was probably high end, so sized their items stupidly low, so fat rich ladies could think they’re thin. The 7 store was probably pretty close to reality for most stores, so was most likely middle of the road, clientele-wise. The 10 store was probably pretty cheap, or something like a TJ Maxx which buys inventory that doesn’t sell from other stores, kind of like the graveyard for unsold clothes. Add into the mix the fact that, if a clothing manufacturer has an order for 100 size 7 items, but the warehouse only has 98, they will throw in a couple from a different size and change the size label, basically cheating to “fulfill” the order. So that item marked as a 10 wouldn’t sell, as it would never fit a woman who wears size 10, because it’s actually a 7. Oh, and even numbers are women’s clothes, and cut accordingly. Odd numbers are juniors, cut way slimmer to fit teenagers without hips (so even a size 6 woman would have trouble getting into a juniors size 7). I know, it’s a confusing hot mess. Welcome to the world of trying to buy clothing as a woman.
Load More Replies...Even though no one can control their DNA on their fat cells, she looks much healthier than, for instance, Twiggy.
No comparing women. We don't like it. No ones body is inherently bad or worse than others
Load More Replies...And is heavily implied to have been forced to give up a promising career as a competitive surfer to do so, no less.
"I wish I lived back then so I could meet a Mr. Darcy!" You'd meet him while escorting him to the drawing room, where the family you served were having the tea you prepared, wearing gowns you washed and helped them dress in, while discussing the gala you'd cleaned up after.
And you'd be happy, because that was a "good job."
Load More Replies...UK still has a debutante ball every year, but your parents have to be very rich for you to be able to attend! Funny detail: the guys have to be hired :)).
You mean Queen Charlottés Ball? It's 22 girls, you have to apply, then get invited for an interview and be chosen. Your resume should have a ton of charity things you've done and although the selection committee stresses that you don't have to be rich and that they want a diverse group of girls (different countries, skincolours and backgrounds), their parents are invariably on the better side of rich. You don't have to pay for your white dress (it's a loan) and the jewellery you wear during the ball are also loans. You have to follow etiquette classes though and have a range of appropriate dresses, skirts, coats and what-not. A debutante ball was originally instituted because upper-class girls didn't work or go to university, so did not have an opportunity to meet eligible and appropriate possible husband. The girls now have jobs and/or go to University, so being a debutante is more fun. Also, you can be a debutante more than once.
Load More Replies...The youth of today seem to mainly be looking for "DTF". It's difficult to imagine them wanting to go through all the expense and trouble of courting someone via formal balls. I don't see them responding to popup ads that say "Woman 2 miles from you wants to waltz" LOL
Reece Witherspoon's daughter was a Deb a few years back.
Load More Replies...The country club and high society set still do this. You can read in the paper about so-and-so going to their cotillion.
Ok, before everyone slams this comment, I’m aware BP titles are always off…HOWEVER, this article really seems to be a stretch:) and go.
Yes we can, but can we first talk about how damn sore her neck must be??
Ohh thanks BP for this insight about women! I had no idea! The next time I see an agitated woman I will tell her to calm down so they reduce the tubulance and not go full on storm mode! I cant wait to impress my friends with this knowledge! Ps: Jokes aside the art looks amazing... it invokes exactly what it says it does.
You tell a woman to "calm" down when she's upset, you deserve what you get. Yes, that is a fantastic costume and art piece.
Load More Replies...In some way this looks kind of stunning, but mostly I am reminded of a Boss enemy to beat in an RPG game. Sorry, but it does look like it...
I understand. I will be cleaning and end up being distracted by something/s I find.
The worst thing is when you find stuff wrapped in old newspapers and then you start reading them
Load More Replies...All the time, this is why things don't progress as they should. I am always at the beginning of cleaning.
Who needs to be cleaning to find stuff like that. It's how I look everyday
This looks like the pandemic fringe I gave my darling 3yo daughter. Sorry sweetheart! I may be gifted in other areas but hair-cutting just aint one of them.
At least you apologized!! My mom just blamed it on my hair. Still holding a grudge 45 years later
Load More Replies...Like when Phoebe gave Monica a Dudley Moore instead of a Demi Moore only so much worse.
The Mum could pass for one of the kids! Fan to see everyone being their authentic selves
She's definitely got some fountain of youth thing going there. Amazing!
Load More Replies...😒 well I guess that can be used as a gauge as to which socials to drop
Load More Replies...I like the proud face at her accomplishment, but I love the nap face best.
I was curious about how she even got there wearing it and apparently her team had a party bus and she stood during the whole ride.
Load More Replies...Imagine being at the Opera and the singer hitting that one particular high note.
It’s actually four different pieces. (Yes, I got waaaay too interested in this dress.)
Load More Replies...It has fabric underneath, but yeah, that top layer is NOT going to breathe.
Load More Replies...I'd hear that crack upon exhaling, that's if they found enough glass to make one, that I could even get an arm in 🤭
See my comment below. I don’t think it’s actually glass.
Load More Replies...It's not disturbing. The playlist interacts with your mood(s) in a subtle yet complex way. But sometimes, you have to skip 10 songs until the shuffle option finally gives you the song you need right now.
Load More Replies...I always say I'll listen to anything except country. And even a few of those ae ok
I used to think that, but then I got hit in the feels by Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash
Load More Replies...And then there is the scariest music of all, a Rachmaninoff piano sonata.
Deathgasm! I'm sad they never got around to making the sequel. Great movie.
Pull the skin taunt where they're biting and they won't be able to pullout of the skin and will explode from the blood it's drawing.
my dad would squeeze his skin to trap the mosquitos sucker thing till it popped from drinking to much blood...
It's not just the beard that's been added, other subtle changes have also been made.
After reading this comment, I can definitely see changes in the nose, eyes, eyebrows. TY!
Load More Replies...except that the beard photo also has a thinner nose, thicker eyebrows, etc...just cover up the bottom half of the photo and you can see they are not the same face under the beard.
So Nakiah has realized that hair styles change your look? So enlightened. /S But using her logic, women don't need both hairstyles and makeup.
Take it from one who is way past 30: Sleep is a timeless classic. It never gets old.
Load More Replies...Hit 40 and my 2nd favorite thing to do is Palmera Handerson. I go to the library, book store, and do groceries....all of those hobbies seam to be quiet hobbies.
this is the best assassin because you never expect an old lady just like you never expect the spanish inquisition
She's assuming that the younger generations will either die because of the greenhouse effect or nuclear weapons.
My insurance company told me that old age and natural causes are not acceptable causes of death.
There's just been a debate and vote on the subject of 'assisted dying' . . .
Load More Replies...I hope there were cameras and that person was arrested for assault and battery! I also hope the young lady didn’t sustain burns and the customer learned never to do that again and was actually truly repentant.
Ive had people pour hot coffee directly into my out stretched hand because they forgot to tell me they wanted decaf.
You should not go to jail for defending yourself against an angry, aggressive customer. And customers should not be throwing drinks at service workers, ever.
You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake! 🤣
I had no idea this even existed. How fascinating and beautiful.
Load More Replies...Even the native flora in Australia is procLGBTQ+ so either God or Mother Nature is trying to tell us something! lol
Mother nature does not tolerate ignorance, ergo she does not tolerate you.
Load More Replies...Yeah, unfortunately. I still can't fathom how the Republicans can justify the lawlessness to come.
Load More Replies...So is a misogynist insult to women drivers, again, how is this funny women’s experieNce?
Right now the title of the article says it's memes for women, but who knows what it was when this meme was included.
Load More Replies...Let's drop the political comments, please. We'd all like some peace and quiet now that the election is OVER.
No, you wouldn't ;) Your real ribcage would tell you to go fūck yourself after couple of hours.
Load More Replies...Thanks, didn't remember the artist or name of the painting, Saturn Devouring his Son.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or does it look like Lois and Marge have left their s****y husbands and gotten together?
I thought so too. They are definitely hungry for each other. I'd be happy for them.
Load More Replies...I only recognise one character here, but they're all dangerously thin so not exactly reflecting normal bodies either 🤷🏻♀️
LOL isnt there some 50 odd year old female celeb flashing rock hard abs? Besides lots of women look like this in their teens.
Load More Replies...Marge is far too practical and intelligent to carry such a useless, tiny purse.
Women like this expect men to pay for everything. Every THING.
Load More Replies...The footbfetish freaks are already talking about s**y Peggy
Load More Replies...Well damn, Lois; You didn't overtake Jessica Rabbit, but you moved up that list, gurl
I have work lotion and lip balm, car lotion and lip balm, home lotion and lip balm.
Load More Replies...I have one in every purse and every jacket pocket. And in my desk drawer at work. I am not taking chances.
and dudes dont understand that if something happens to one of those chapsticks your whole damn day is off and you must go out and get a replacements right away. I was at work and couldnt find my stick that I leave there and the one in my purse had fallen out at home. a perfect storm of no lip balm. I was trying to explain to my boss why I needed to run to the store to get more because my lips were gonna fall off if I didnt. He let me but he just could not understand why it was so important that my lips were dry and i had to go now. he just shook his head and said go. lol
Load More Replies..."Hello man from the store, could you sell some orange cheetos to my dog. Not the red ones cause they sting. She has 20$ in her necklace. Careful, if you don't treat my dog good she will bite you. From the neighbour across."
Thanks! Without your help I only knew 20$ and cheetos were involved. Much better with all the words!
Load More Replies...OMG. The pic of the dog with the note and the bag of Cheetos!!! Where did they put your change?
More curious as to why she didn't just get one of her staff to fetch it.
Load More Replies...Totally different in the way they wear and feel. Strings' points of contact are different, point is larger in the chain ones, heels in a different position, the ribbon would be felt on the toes. They are very different XD
Load More Replies...Left are the ugliest things I've seen since Crocs but agreed on the second point
Load More Replies...Right - or neither. Both look as if you're going slip out at any given point. I prefer shoes that use more than 5% of your foot to secure said limp on its sole.
Someone once said that hecking the bank balance is the adult. equivalent of a child's monster under the bed
If it' not about "gambling" with your essentials, like rent/mortgage, bills, food, just remember. You can't take your money to the grave ... it's there to treat yourself.
I like to follow mine around the house repeatedly asking if they practice being this cute. While they look at me like I've lost my mind. It's a hobby.
Huge storm here, been blowing for many hours. My sensible dachshunds went out very briefly first thing and have returned to bed. Probably for the rest of the day.
The final season was somehow okay, because the original writers were coming back, giving a somewhat good closure. But you are right, it showed in seasom 5-6, they left, because no character makes so 180 grad turns, what was written by randomly gathered writers for Rory's character.
Load More Replies...As was said it's GG. It was aired in USA between 2000-2007. I didn't watched it till like 2017-2018, because my country's translators making the dubing, gave a totally BS title, something like Hotel of Hearts, and it sounded too girly-pinky-winky shítshow. In fact, it isn't, it's quite entertaining. May you should also give a try. It's not something deep, but good enough to entertain yourself, without the feeling: WTF-I'm-looking-at?
Load More Replies...Don't worry if you are a rude hateful person to be around! Today there is a group who would love to have you join called MAGA.
I've never watched Spongebob (I'm way too old). But is that supposed to be a fish with mammary glands?
When I move out? Are they saying they're still living at home? I bought in advance for moving out but practical not that!
I mean it’s not for me either, but it’s still going to be a good cast iron casserole dish…
Load More Replies...There was a little girl dressed as a princess in the store today, if she could do it why not you.
I wish. Judging by how I barely left my sweatpants since pandemic, I'd say more accurate is "no such thing as underdressed" 🤷♀️
My father still had this idea of having "Sunday" clothes, which you only wear for special occasions. I didn't inherit that, every day is an opportunity to wear nice clothes in which you feel good (even if yes, you sometimes have to adapt to the situation, I'm not going to wear a nice big dress to go do some DIY)
Remember when people used to get dressed up to go grocery shopping? LMAO
I hear it's common in Russia for women to get all dolled up before going to the supermarket
its there just go up from the carrera word
Load More Replies...When he's nothing bad happened to him, YOU became the bad thing that happened to him. I think Taylor Tomlinson said that.
And a resting b.itch face. In fact, it fits well enough with Versace.
Load More Replies...Versace is a large Trump donor via billionaire stakeholder Stephen Schwarzman.
Politics don't need to be dragged into everything, they should be left only in the news, where they belong.
Load More Replies...Left one is clearly the boyfriend. "Is that a riser tube almost poking through the bottle or are you just happy to see me?"
I like giving things. I make things that I know my friends will like. I know they like them because I see them being used/displayed in their home when they don't know I'm coming over, LOL. Giving makes me feel good.
Load More Replies...I find both really stressful…I’m never confident that people like what I give them, and when I receive gifts I never feel like I deserve them
You do deserve them! You sound like a very thoughtful, kind person
Load More Replies...Nope. My dream job is 'Santa Claus'. I wish I had infinite resources to do good things for good people.
It's such a good feeling, getting someone something that you know will hit the spot.
biggest giver fan here, over Christmas we have a lot of arguements!!!!!
that monologue made me want to scream, cry, and punch the patriarchy in the throat, fr!
Load More Replies...Do not ever ever ever make nasty remarks about Barbie, She saved my life as a child. My knitting teacher told me, i would never make anything from wool, i made my Barbie a super dress from old wool of my fathers socks, with a lot of knitting patterns. I was told i would be a blob forever, but i succeeded to look nearly like Barbie (ok, nearly) and i like it. That means, i got confident. I am old now, but i have still my first Barbie and love her.You will never know, on what a lost child soul will cling to.
OMFS, right? ? The ending was the most horrible, soul crushing thing I've ever seen.
Load More Replies..."Frozen"! Couldn't believe the trolls were so evil to turn Hans into a d******d 2/3s through the movie because they wanted Anna to get together with their son in law.
I have a good friend who in the 25 years I know her repaired at least 4 guys who all have their own family with kids now, while she is single and always wanted to be a mom. But time is running and if I think about it my heart hurts a little.
Ehhm... are you sure that is what's going on? From a guy perspective if someone says they repair people you f*****g run xd and don't look back Haha.
Load More Replies...I like the idea but the reality looks kinda gross. Edit: To be clear, I mean this specific one looks like a moldy fruit plate with a jewel-encrusted turd in the middle. The model is beautiful, the design in beautiful, other butterfly tops are beautiful, this one is kinda gross.
I think if you buy this too, it's only fair if you also receive the body to wear it as a free "gift with purchase" lol
Do you have to stand like that to make it pretty? Imagine walking down the street or being at a party and having to move like that.
I just looked it up, Sasha Pieterse said she was 13 when they filmed the pilot.
She was cast in as an unspecified repeat character (basically cast first then assigned a character later) in Dec. 89 and turned 14 the following Feb at about the time that filming began. She would have been 14 in the photo if it's from the first series.
Load More Replies...Like the ones that end up burning down half of California?
Load More Replies...We wanted to do a gender reveal party, but couldn't find a teeny tiny trench coat.
I bought Mr Auntriarch a teddy bear when he was in his 50s because his sister had had his bear in her collection of plushies, and her first husband (never found out his name as he was always referred to as "that little swine") threw all of them out. Oh and I bought her a Mozart bear, two birds one stone
Hope you sent a real bear (take your pick of what type) to SIL’s ex-husband’s house to throw HIM out. Permanently.
Load More Replies...Then you realized that you spent either rent/mortage money or some bill money.
And you still need real food to eat for the rest of the month. Or in my case, I still have a bottomless pit of a 13yo boy to keep fed for the rest of the month.
Load More Replies...If you need dopamine google “sea bunny nudibranch” you will not be disappointed.
I think these are related to the leaf sheep sea slug.
Load More Replies...Unpopular opinion. That shade of black, in what transforms 99% of tattoos, is giving me a very-cheap sense. I have nothing against tattoos, but that more greyish-blueish colour, it gives me a "dirty-cheap" sensation.
Just went on a girl's trip to Vegas. Friends from childhood and we are spread out all over the US. We are still like this! We will always be like this. (I'm perpetually the girl on the right)
Me too. 100% scorched earth on all a*****e boyfriends or girlfriends, especially those of the people I care about.
Load More Replies...The problem is now we're all grown up and can't handle teenage drama
Yeah just end up frustrated crying because I thought my problems were so huge and now I have real problems
Load More Replies...The biggest downgrade in all human history was filming this cartoon in live action.
Well dear if you try to make a habit of it, it will become less traumatic...
Yes because of course women don’t understand basic things about cars 🙄
Some of those are clearly not made by someone who understands women
Some of them don't even seem to know what a woman is
Load More Replies...This was terrible, not an accurate representation of female struggles at all. Just stereotypical junk muddled together
So liking princess pink, food and shopping is just a misogynistic stereotype, is it?
These weren't put together by a woman, maybe a cosplay woman, but not a real woman.
I think I understood about 25% of these, and I'm not at all sure it's entirely because I'm a Gen X man.
Premium: Not until BP's content quality (and editing!!) are greatly improved.
Some of those are clearly not made by someone who understands women
Some of them don't even seem to know what a woman is
Load More Replies...This was terrible, not an accurate representation of female struggles at all. Just stereotypical junk muddled together
So liking princess pink, food and shopping is just a misogynistic stereotype, is it?
These weren't put together by a woman, maybe a cosplay woman, but not a real woman.
I think I understood about 25% of these, and I'm not at all sure it's entirely because I'm a Gen X man.
Premium: Not until BP's content quality (and editing!!) are greatly improved.
